Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)

[Kerry]

Tuck the runt of the litter safely inside your coat and go forward three spaces.

[Delmardeb]

Rub Cassie's feet instead of Jack's and go sleep in the cat piss smellin' pup tent.

[Kerry]

Pay the Basque $20 in laundry costs to take the pup tent away and have it laundered/disinfected in Signal.

[Kerry]

"Fine the continuity coordinator $50 for getting the position of the log wrong, in the wood-chopping scene involving Jack and Aguirre."

<For very, very observant Brokies only!!!>          

[Kerry]

"Fine Mr Lee $50 for allowing the wire attached to the baby to be seen, in the scene where Alma, crying, farewells Ennis."

<For very, very observant Brokies only!!!>          

[Kerry]

"You cut yourself whilst whittling. Jack kisses it better, causing you to skip joyfully forward 3 spaces!" 

[Fran]

"Uh-oh.  You forgot the round steak.  Go back to Monroe's Grocery Store.  Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200."

[ifyoucantfixit]

          Lucky you.  You landed on Jacks( space.)  That is more luck than anyone can handle unexpected.  Skip a turn while you decide what you two are gonna do.
                         

[Kerry]

"Well, good for you. You made Cassie cry. Go back 3 spaces." 

[ifyoucantfixit]

         Alma saw you kissing Jack.  You are going to have to pay the rest of your childrens underage life ...Child support pay $150.oo for each child.