Author Topic: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)  (Read 51022 times)

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #220 on: August 29, 2013, 11:15:38 am »
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #221 on: August 29, 2013, 12:09:32 pm »
You need to cross Basque Bridge, pay a $15.00 toll fee.


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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #222 on: August 29, 2013, 12:10:04 pm »
You've forgotten what it's like to be poor, so collect another $300.00.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #223 on: September 02, 2013, 03:36:15 pm »
You put your boot in the fire, pay 100 $ for a new pair.



Thanks for bumping this fun thread, Paul!  :D      Don't think I've ever seen it before.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #224 on: September 02, 2013, 08:19:53 pm »
You pick up a pretty girl's hat, and she flirts with you, move ahead two spaces.   She wants to have sex with you, fall back 5.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #225 on: September 05, 2013, 04:08:38 pm »
You fail to catch the keys your son-of-a-bitch father-in-law throws at you. Skip one turn.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #226 on: September 05, 2013, 05:26:01 pm »
Ennis restarts your truck, get an extra turn.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #227 on: September 05, 2013, 05:37:18 pm »
You stay in camp and have drunken sex instead of tending the sheep, the result of your negligence is a dead sheep. Go to prison without passing 'go'.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #228 on: September 06, 2013, 12:50:30 am »
You flyyy through the air. Sadly you're no angel and don't have wings, so you crash hard on the landing. Pay 50$ for a doctor's visit.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #229 on: September 06, 2013, 05:08:15 pm »
You didn't get the count right for Aguirre. Stay up on the mountain for three more turns.

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