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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #90 on: June 15, 2007, 07:00:51 am »
That's gotta be the 'Boardwalk' of the game, right? - the most valuable property?

You BET!
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #91 on: June 15, 2007, 08:50:19 am »
Your low-startle point horse spins and crow-hops.
Lose a turn while looking back to see if Ennis noticed.

:)

You offer to switch places with the player sitting on your right.
You're happy to do it, and get to skip two spaces so as to get a jump on the damn coyotes.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #92 on: June 15, 2007, 08:56:21 am »

"No more dancing for you. Sit this one out and skip a turn."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #93 on: June 15, 2007, 08:59:24 am »

"Your mama's giving all her attention to the new baby and ignoring you. Go live with your daddy. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #94 on: June 15, 2007, 09:06:53 am »

"The jolly minister kisses you after the wedding, and slips his tongue in. Go back two spaces."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #95 on: June 15, 2007, 09:10:52 am »

"You're playing with your sled in the snow and chip a tooth. Pay $50 for emergency dental treatment."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #96 on: June 15, 2007, 09:13:07 am »

"Your pyjama pants are too tight. Pay $5 for extra elastic for the waist band."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #97 on: June 15, 2007, 09:16:02 am »

"Your horse stomps on your foot, while you're backing him out of the trailer. Pay $20 to see the doctor."
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #98 on: June 15, 2007, 10:34:04 am »
"You're not the marrying kind.  Skip a turn."

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #99 on: June 15, 2007, 10:51:03 am »
"That foreman, he owes you.  Collect $50."