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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #180 on: September 10, 2009, 03:17:23 pm »
Ennis:  You know I ain't queer.

Jack:  Yeah, try saying it with a deeper voice next time.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #181 on: September 10, 2009, 03:22:46 pm »
Alma: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
        I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
        It felt so wrong,
        it felt so right.
        Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
        I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #182 on: September 10, 2009, 03:31:55 pm »
Ennis´s horse: You up for a threesome?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #183 on: September 11, 2009, 05:54:49 am »
John Twist: Oh it was ever so nice havin Jack around the place, did a lovely job with the base coat on the back shed....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #184 on: September 11, 2009, 06:23:54 am »
Ennis: Carpe diem!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #185 on: September 13, 2009, 03:15:21 am »
Quote from: Buffymon on September 10, 2009, 03:22:46 pm
Alma: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
        I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
        It felt so wrong,
        it felt so right.
        Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
        I kissed a girl and I liked it.


Another dyke night at the Knife & Fork success story
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #186 on: September 13, 2009, 05:24:59 am »

LaShawn: - - -
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #187 on: September 13, 2009, 06:12:50 pm »


Jack: Shut up Ennis - I can't hear myself think.

Ennis to ma Twist: What sorta flour you use in the cherry cake? The texture's divine.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #188 on: September 13, 2009, 06:22:41 pm »
Ennis:  Why do we need a condom?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #189 on: September 14, 2009, 06:42:33 am »
Alma Jnr: Why does Daddy always take vaseline and handcuffs on his fishing trips?
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