"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"

[memento]

Jack: "You wanna swig of whiskey?"
Ennis: "I gave up drinking."
Jack: "No shit."
Ennis:  "Yeah, yesterday the topic of my AA meeting was If you can't fix it, you've
got to stand it".

[southendmd]

CASSIE: "You're stayin' on your feet, cowboy."

ENNIS: "It ain't gonna be that way: my arse is tired, you hair-flinging temptress."

[Lumière]

Ennis - I was thinking of taking my buddy Jack out for supper ... to the Knife and Fock ...

Alma - The whut??

Ennis - The Knife and Fork!  You aint listenin' to me Alma ...

Alma - Well, that sounds splendid Ennis!  I'll call my sister to come babysit ...

Ennis - Ummm...well, hones'ly, Jack aint really the rest'rant type ..we'll pro'ly just go out and get hammerin' ...errr...get hammered!

Alma - You know I don't like it when you get wasted Ennis!

Ennis - Honey... I don't want you worrying about us getting drunk and driving home... so me 'n Jack will pro'ly just sleep it off in a motel... You know we haven't seen each other in years... plus we got a lot to sink our teeth into, I can't imagin' we'll be able to fit it all in..in one night... 
*pacing, smoking, drinking*


=compliment= All Playerz
I am laughing my head off at some of these posts!  Cheers!   
P/S:  Will - Was this a bit less trashi for your taste?     
Or still too "slop-bucket"-ish? 

=reply= Lu
I had to fix all of ur ellipses; they must touch the word....
BTW, Lucise, we don't use "condiments" if U catch our drift!?
Ciaio,
Will!

[Lumière]

Scene in upstairs bedroom

Door opens, it's Mr. Twist!

Mr. Twist: "Boy!! You and your ideas. Get the hell out of my room! Jack's room is down the hall on the left! And leave my boots and drawers where you found them!"

  
Okay, Arad - I gotta say (again!), you are killing me with your posts.... ROTFLMFAO!!

[memento]

Monroe: "Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Alma: (off camera) "You are scaring me Monroe."

==aside==
This was a caption on Dave Cullen's website.  Monroe's quote from Bull Durham.

[memento]

John Twist: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[Will-U]

JACK to Ennis:  The "rose" needs to be nipped in the butt rite now, Boy! 

ENNIS:  Might as well, Lil' Darlin', seein' as we ain't got no fishin' trips planned.

[Lumière]

Ennis and Jack are sharing the bedroll on "that" first night ...
Jack faces the back of the tent, his back to Ennis...

Jack - Ennis, I want you to listen to this ...

Ennis - Whut?...

Jack - *Jack fidgets alittle, starts talking* ...
When I look at you and see the way the sun or moonlight falls on your skin
and sets it aglow, I am at a loss for words ...

Ennis - Hunnnh??

Jack - Your lips look so soft and I can't help licking mine when I look at them ...

Ennis - Whutt??? ...

Jack - *continues* ... I can tell that you have a beautiful soul, the light of your spirit is blinding,
my greatest desire has been to feel your ...

Ennis - Jack! ... *Sits up hurriedly, grabs Jack's right hand, places it on the bulge in his pants*..
If you want this, whyn't you just say so...??!!

Jack - *stunned, looks at Ennis* ...
Errr..Ennis...I was just reading a poem I wrote for you to give to your Alma ... but... if you insist...
*falls ontop of Ennis*...

[Okay, don't say it, I have an overactive imagination  ]

[DeeDee]

Jack and Ennis in the motel scene. Ennis is laying with his head on Jacks chest smoking his cigarette and flicking the ashes constantly.

Ennis:" You ever feel like people know? Like everybody is talking about us? Staring at us? We should of never came to a motel right here in town."

Jack:" Well you probley should of thought about that last night before you insisted on giving me a piggyback ride "hee hawing" into the motel and check in as' The Famous Bronking Twister Sisters!! YYaa think Ennis??!!!"

Ennis: ( eyes widening) "got to quit drinking."

 

OMG... hysterical.  That was really funny.

[memento]

Lureen (noticing son Bobby is watching the TV football broadcast):  Bobby, if you don't eat your dinner, I'm gonna have to turn off that television.

Bobby:  A teacher once tried to test me.  I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.