David's club is fun, you can kick back and have a beer, tell a joke or joke or two take a dip in the pool, have a massage or a nice conversation. No worries. Now Jess's club is real purty to look at but, forgive me, Jess it's like a frggin museum in there, or a furniture store. You can't relax. Jess is always reminding you to watch out for her Persian Carpets, or her leather sofa, don't scuff her hardwood floors....you know the drill. Antique this, heirloom that, expensive, expensive, expensive. You just cannot relax and have a good time in that mausoleum!
Jess you know I love you but it's the truth. You gotta lighten up girlfriend