Author Topic: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems  (Read 35922 times)

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #90 on: March 03, 2012, 10:28:06 pm »
Twinkle


My mind comes back from outer space
Look to my left I see your face
And while I glimpse what do I spy?
There is a twinkle In your eye

I turn my head, I look away
The twinkle reveals what you won’t say
Your devilish side is pushing through
And now I wonder just what you’ll do

I will not move, nor turn my back
If I do that you may attack
To keep my cool is becoming hard
I seem unfazed but I’m on guard

I glance again like I don’t care
I see that twinkle, it’s still there
I’m remaining calm, but you’ll burst that bubble
That twinkle there, only means trouble

Suddenly you stand and walk away
Without a single word to say
I wonder now if I was mistaken
And why I let myself get shaken

And then it happens, and I’m a wreck
Your super-chilled hands upon my neck
Ice cold water you just drank
And then decided to pull your prank

You hear me shriek and you feel proud
And then I hear you laugh out loud
And while I was “got” there was no real surprise
Your plans were revealed by the twinkle in your eyes


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #91 on: March 04, 2012, 04:31:23 am »
LOL! That's a cute one!

At some point halfway through I had the thought it was about a dog.

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2012, 10:28:18 pm »
Good to see some new poems, Chuck.

I liked them all, but especially "Free."   :)
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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #93 on: February 05, 2015, 04:41:51 pm »
She stole my heart, she stole my shoes
I never thought, my love she’d use
But now I lay here, feeling pained
My mind, it reels, my heart is drained

She took me to her love zone
Made me feel like hers alone
Then cut me to the bone
Been denied her love zone

She was hot as lava, and then turned cold as ice
I thought I’d win at love, and so I threw the dice
But I should’ve known, that she would always win
And so I’m left alone, feel the guilt of my sin

She took me to her love zone
Made me feel like hers alone
Then cut me to the bone
Been denied her love zone



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2015, 01:12:00 pm »
Women!  :P
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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2015, 03:46:40 pm »
Women!  :P

:laugh:

Actually, that one was inspired by yesterday's horoscopes.  My supervisor read her horoscope, and it said her "love zone" would be busy, which made us all laugh, and I said we needed to write a song called "Love Zone" and my supervisor gave me the first line, "she stole my heart, she stole my shoes".

Within 5 minutes I had the above poem written.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!