Cellar Scribblings

[Kelda]

so you made it out of the lunch then chuck!?

[CellarDweller]

Just  got back now, Kelda.  All is ok.

 

[Kelda]

phew! 

[CellarDweller]

Ok, so check this out....


I'm at work today, and after lunch, about 6 of us were talking....3 men and 3 women.

they started to jokingly guess how the company picked who would be let go.  We were saying that it was  determined by attractiveness, and the ugly people were let go.

Then one of the women suggested the attractive people were let go, because they were self centered, and the ugly people were kept.



Well, this led to the guys listing the women (all 16 of them) and rating them as the most sexy to least sexy.

Of course, when the guys were done, the women did the same thing to the 16 guys on the floor.

To my surprise, I was picked as the 7th hottest guy on the floor.  And (how funny is this?) the women rated me higher than the two straight guys who were with us.

[loneleeb3]

Well Duh?? 

[Katie77]

Well today will be......awkward.

When the layoffs took place here, people were given two options, to leave that day, or stay on for a few more weeks to finish their current projects.

Today will be their last day, so those that opted to stay on board, we're taking out to lunch today to say good-bye.

One thing.......there is one guy here I'll call "Steve".  Steve has always been a bit....off center shall we say?

It's often been said that if anyone here were to snap and bring a gun to work, it would be Steve.

Well, Steve is one of the members who was laid off, and opted to stay until today.  People have joked that today would be the day.




So if you don't see me around after lunch, you know what happened.












I'm sure all will be fine! 

Gee that is odd, to let people stay after they have been laid off.....Usually its out the door, and we will send you your stuff.

And......to finish off their current projects........bloody hell, thats dam good of em......and dam good of those that stayed to do it....??

Hahahaha....the bloke most likely to have a gun........be careful opening any mail left on your desk.

[Kelda]

Well Duh?? 

  exactly Richard!!

[ZK]

Well Duh?? 

Couldn't put it better, well said Richard

[Katie77]

Hey Chucky.........you must have 6 Brad Pitt look alikes in your office........

[Kelda]

great to see you Matt!!