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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1000 on: February 20, 2008, 10:39:52 am »
Congradulations Paul on being the 1000th poster to this thread!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1001 on: February 20, 2008, 10:46:44 am »
I'm so honored! 


Here are the lyrics to the song, as some are hard to follow. 


THE MODERN HOMOSEXUAL to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General" from The Pirates of Penzance music by Sir Arthur Sullivan * original lyrics by Sir William S. Gilbert parody lyrics by Tom Orr from Dirty Little Showtunes! NOTE: Lyrics below vary slightly from text in video, as song has now been rewritten & improved.

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL: I'M STYLISH, GOOD AT COOKING, A GOOD-LOOKING INTELLECTUAL! AT PASSING LEGISLATION, THOUGH, I'M LARGELY INEFFECTUAL ... I'M SOMETIMES INTO S&M, AS LONG AS IT'S CONSENSUAL! I'M CLEVER WITH THE CRUDITÉS, ESPECIALLY ASPARAGUS ... AND I IGNORE REPUBLICANS WHENEVER THEY DISPARAGE US! I THINK ABOUT ADOPTION WHEN I SHOP FOR BABY CARRIAGES ... WHILE PLANNING OUT MY BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! Chorus: WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARRIAGES! WHILE PLANNING OUT HIS BOSTON TRIP AND DREAMING OF GAY MARY MARRIAGES! I DECORATE WITH TASTEFUL SPRAYS OF FLOWERS AND DRIED EARS OF CORN AND I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD IN AN OUTFIT I'VE ALREADY WORN ... FOR ESOTERIC SEX ACTS THAT ARE HIGHLY UNCONVENTIONAL, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! 2nd Verse; I LOVE TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE AT A PARTY, SO I DASH IN LATE ... I'M JUST AN INTERNATIONAL MALE CALVIN KLEIN SALE FASHION PLATE! I'VE DONE SO MANY DRUGS THAT MY COMPLEXION'S IN AN ASHEN STATE ... BUT UNDERNEATH IT ALL, I REALLY TRY TO BE "COMPASSION-ATE"! I LOVE MY GIN & TONICS, HIGH COLONICS AND OLD PIAF SONGS ... I LOVE "THE WOMEN," "ALL ABOUT EVE" AND "THE WORLD OF SUZIE WONG"! MY LAST TRIP TO NEW YORK, I SHOPPED UNTIL I DROPPED AT BLOOMINGDALES ... FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! Chorus: FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING SALES! FROM MENSWEAR DOWN TO FRAGRANCES, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH BOOMING BOOMING SALES! WHEN I AM IN A GAY BAR, I KNOW I'M THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THERE ... AND I THROW DINNER PARTIES JUST TO SHOW OFF MY NEW KITCHENWARE! BUT STILL IN FASHION, FILM, FINE ART AND ANYTHING COLLECTIBLE, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! 3rd Verse: WHEN I CAN DIFFERENTIATE 'TWIXT "FABULOUS" AND "EXQUISITE" ... WHEN I SEE SOME ANDROGYNOUS CLUB KID AND KNOW WHICH SEX IS IT ... WHEN I KNOW EVERY DETAIL OF MISS MARTHA STEWART'S LIVING ROOM ... WHEN I KNOW HOW MUCH -- RETAIL -- EVERY WHAT EACH WHO IS GIVING WHOM! WHEN I HAVE LEARNED WHAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE IN MODERN SODOMY ... WHEN I KNOW MORE OF BRAINLESS BOYS THAN DOCTORS OF LOBOTOMY ... IN SHORT, WITH JUST A SMATTERING OF GOOD COSMETIC SURGERY, I'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING I'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! Chorus: HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PERJURY"! HE'LL SIDESTEP HOW UNFLATTERING HE'D LOOK FROM "BINGE AND PURGER PERJURY"! MY FANCY FOR THE NANCY DREW AND HARDY BOYS KIDS' MYSTERY BOOKS AND HOW I THROW A PARTY SURELY PUTS ME IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! BUT STILL AS A GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD-AT-COOKING INTELLECTUAL, I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL! Chorus: BUT STILL AS A GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD-AT-COOKING INTELLECTUAL, HE IS THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN HOMOSEXUAL!

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1002 on: February 20, 2008, 10:47:58 am »
That clip puts me in mind of auciences I see on Logo, it would be so cool to be in a room full fo gay people with a gay person on stage camping it up.  ;)

OMG, look at them lyrics!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1003 on: February 20, 2008, 11:37:12 am »
THE MODERN HOMOSEXUAL to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General" from The Pirates of Penzance music by Sir Arthur Sullivan * original lyrics by Sir William S. Gilbert parody lyrics by Tom Orr from Dirty Little Showtunes! NOTE: Lyrics below vary slightly from text in video, as song has now been rewritten & improved.

Hysterical! Genius! Hysterical genius! Where did you find this? Is "Dirty Little Showtunes" a review of some kind, a la "Forbidden Broadway"?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1004 on: February 20, 2008, 02:09:33 pm »
Hysterical! Genius! Hysterical genius! Where did you find this? Is "Dirty Little Showtunes" a review of some kind, a la "Forbidden Broadway"?

Glad you liked it, Jeff and Gary.  I simply searched on youtube and found it.  I always liked Forbidden Broadway (whose creator went to the same Catholic boys high school as I.)

Here's an article about Orr and the theatre group:


Dirty Little Showtunes! - Unplugged
at Thumpers


In the late 1990s, a frisky Seattle Times theatre critic at large by the name of Tom Orr wowed the Seattle Fringe theatre scene with his bawdy Broadway parody revue Dirty Little Showtunes! in two sold-out runs at Rebar. Though the show actually originated (and was similarly successful) in San Francisco, and subsequently played other cities, Orr himself was especially fond of the Seattle versions, and Puget Sound audiences have been clamoring for a new edition.

Gaydar Theatre company’s version of the show Dirty Little Showtunes! - Unplugged at Thumpers Oak Room is not a new collection of Orrified Broadway musical numbers. Content wise, it recycles many of the biggest crowd pleasers from the earlier editions, plus perhaps a couple not heard locally before. Director/cast member Marc Willis and a troupe of (mostly) Gaydar veterans exuberantly sell Orr’s lyrics, which stand up well nearly a decade after Seattle originally heard them. The show is truly a team effort, punctuated by stand out solos and duets. Sassy Jay Irwin takes a winning Rex Harrison meets Noel Coward approach to "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Homosexual" and steals the spotlight in the process.  The cast’s strongest vocalist Buddy Mahoney, though oddly deprived of a solo number of his own, stands out in a pair of duets "Bossy Bottoms" (otherwise known as "Bosom Buddies" from Mame), in which he is paired with Gaydar newcomer Dan Duwe, and in the well-crafted "Unworthy of Your Sons" ("Unworthy of Your Love") with the charmingly campy Greg Bowman. Bowman shines brightly in his solo "Somewhere That’s Pink" (derived from a certain Little Shop of Horrors classic), and the sweet-faced Jacob Mahoney offers a vivacious, wide-eyed version of "Daddy is A Boy’s Best Friend", in striking contrast to Orr’s own randier original cast performance. And, happily, pianist/musical director Mikel Poulsen is allowed a moment away from the ivories to deliver a priceless "I’m So Over the Rainbow."

The ensemble numbers really take off, from a phone sex version of a Bye Bye Birdie camp classic, here called "The Telephone Minute," to the just plain fun of "Showqueens" (to the tune of Lerner and Loewe’s "Show Me") and the anthem "Stonewall" ("Ragtime").  Orr errs a bit with an overly earnest re-write of the Sideshow ballad "Who Will Love Me As I Am" performed with sincerity by Marc Willis, and though Willis, Bowman, and Duwe have the right take on "At the Bathhouse" ("At the Ballet") it is perhaps the number from the original show that hasn’t aged very well.

The Thumpers stage is tiny, especially for a cast of seven, so there isn’t much in the way of choreography, and the same goes for costuming, which was apparently not a Gaydar budgetary consideration. The show is just about an hour, and that feels too short, despite the old adage about leaving your audience wanting more. But the sell-out crowds are loving Orr's affectionate, ribald humor, and many of those in attendance may well not have seen the '90s versions. Still, it would be nice to see an all-new DLST in town. Seussical, The Full Monty, Wicked and so many other shows are just crying for a sprinkling of Orr’s lyrical fairy-dust.

Dirty Little Showtunes! - Unplugged runs Sunday only at Thumpers, 1500 East Madison Street on Capitol Hill. All seats are $12, with pre-show dining. cocktails and desserts available. For reservations call (206) 328-3800.

See the list of this season's theatre offerings in the Seattle area.



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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1005 on: February 22, 2008, 10:53:27 am »
So if you eat pasta and antipasto, will you still be hungry?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1006 on: February 22, 2008, 12:14:20 pm »
So if you eat pasta and antipasto, will you still be hungry?

Now, there's food for thought...

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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1007 on: February 22, 2008, 12:47:04 pm »
So if you eat pasta and antipasto, will you still be hungry?

You can mix the two and make a nice pasta salad!
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1008 on: February 22, 2008, 12:49:11 pm »
So if you eat pasta and antipasto, will you still be hungry?

Will you have a net calorie gain of zero?
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Re: Thoughts for the day
« Reply #1009 on: February 22, 2008, 12:52:03 pm »
Will you have a net calorie gain of zero?
Chuck should know this answer.
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