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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #80 on: December 21, 2019, 12:28:11 am »

the local street has been declared "no parking" because of the amount of traffic that shows up. LO





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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #81 on: December 21, 2019, 12:29:36 am »
*sings* Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane with me....




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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #82 on: December 21, 2019, 12:31:00 am »

The figure in yellow and red is a Christmas lion. Not sure how that became a 'thing' but he has it. LOL




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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #83 on: December 21, 2019, 12:32:44 am »
Mixed in with the reindeer and sleigh, the Holiday 'Hos'.





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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #84 on: December 21, 2019, 12:34:04 am »
Ho ho ho ho!




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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #85 on: December 21, 2019, 12:35:36 am »

Childhood innocence (Cookie Monster) mixes with the Holiday Hos.




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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #86 on: December 21, 2019, 12:37:00 am »

Yes, he had to put up the signs and tape after the "Easter Incident".




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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #87 on: December 21, 2019, 12:38:17 am »
The dentist's fountain overfloweth




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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #88 on: December 21, 2019, 05:38:31 pm »
My goodness!!

That's one completely crazy dentist if you ask me!


But maybe it's all some sophisticated scheme to get more customers...... luring people into eating more candy canes and hence need to go more to the dentist....hmmm.....clever!

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Re: When is it too early to put Holiday lights/decorations up?
« Reply #89 on: December 21, 2019, 06:36:13 pm »
I'm sure glad I'm not his neighbor! But it's fun to look at! Thanks, Chuck!
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