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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #260 on: January 19, 2010, 07:58:33 pm »
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"Here is my handle....here is my spout!"

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #261 on: January 20, 2010, 05:01:03 pm »

"Here is my handle....here is my spout!"



 ???

Don't get that


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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #262 on: January 20, 2010, 07:23:56 pm »
???

Don't get that

In the picture you posted, a cowboy is resting his hand on his hip.

Here in America, there is a song and dance that pre-schoolers do called "I'm a little teapot"  and the lyrics go like this:

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle (put your hand on your hip)
Here is my spout (raise your other hand in the air)
When I get all steamed up
hear me shout
Tip me over (bend at the hip)
and pour me out.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #263 on: January 20, 2010, 10:53:42 pm »

"Here is my handle....here is my spout!"

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Do you think anyone would notice the difference, if I battered these and served them as onion rings?


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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #264 on: January 21, 2010, 07:07:02 am »
Do you think anyone would notice the difference, if I battered these and served them as onion rings?

I'll bet they won't taste as good!  :laugh:




The day is bad
I want to cry
ya see, my man
he said "good-bye"

he gave me love
he soothed my fears
and now he's gone
and gave me tears

the love he gave
was the strongest I've had
and now he's gone
and left me sad

The day is bad
I want to cry
ya see, my man
he said "good-bye"



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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #265 on: January 21, 2010, 04:08:37 pm »
In the picture you posted, a cowboy is resting his hand on his hip.

Here in America, there is a song and dance that pre-schoolers do called "I'm a little teapot"  and the lyrics go like this:

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle (put your hand on your hip)
Here is my spout (raise your other hand in the air)
When I get all steamed up
hear me shout
Tip me over (bend at the hip)
and pour me out.


 ;D ;D ;D


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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #266 on: January 21, 2010, 06:13:39 pm »


The day is bad
I want to cry
ya see, my man
he said "good-bye"

he gave me love
he soothed my fears
and now he's gone
and gave me tears

the love he gave
was the strongest I've had
and now he's gone
and left me sad

The day is bad
I want to cry
ya see, my man
he said "good-bye"



What a sad and beautiful poem, Chuck!  Did you write it?

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #267 on: January 21, 2010, 06:17:13 pm »

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Is there something wrong with the camera, or with my glasses?

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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #268 on: January 21, 2010, 06:17:36 pm »
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Re: A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words
« Reply #269 on: January 21, 2010, 08:32:08 pm »
What a sad and beautiful poem, Chuck!  Did you write it?

Yes, I wrote it, and thank you!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!