Author Topic: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems  (Read 96645 times)

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #90 on: March 03, 2012, 10:28:06 pm »
Twinkle


My mind comes back from outer space
Look to my left I see your face
And while I glimpse what do I spy?
There is a twinkle In your eye

I turn my head, I look away
The twinkle reveals what you won’t say
Your devilish side is pushing through
And now I wonder just what you’ll do

I will not move, nor turn my back
If I do that you may attack
To keep my cool is becoming hard
I seem unfazed but I’m on guard

I glance again like I don’t care
I see that twinkle, it’s still there
I’m remaining calm, but you’ll burst that bubble
That twinkle there, only means trouble

Suddenly you stand and walk away
Without a single word to say
I wonder now if I was mistaken
And why I let myself get shaken

And then it happens, and I’m a wreck
Your super-chilled hands upon my neck
Ice cold water you just drank
And then decided to pull your prank

You hear me shriek and you feel proud
And then I hear you laugh out loud
And while I was “got” there was no real surprise
Your plans were revealed by the twinkle in your eyes


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #91 on: March 04, 2012, 04:31:23 am »
LOL! That's a cute one!

At some point halfway through I had the thought it was about a dog.

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #92 on: April 03, 2012, 10:28:18 pm »
Good to see some new poems, Chuck.

I liked them all, but especially "Free."   :)
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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #93 on: February 05, 2015, 04:41:51 pm »
She stole my heart, she stole my shoes
I never thought, my love she’d use
But now I lay here, feeling pained
My mind, it reels, my heart is drained

She took me to her love zone
Made me feel like hers alone
Then cut me to the bone
Been denied her love zone

She was hot as lava, and then turned cold as ice
I thought I’d win at love, and so I threw the dice
But I should’ve known, that she would always win
And so I’m left alone, feel the guilt of my sin

She took me to her love zone
Made me feel like hers alone
Then cut me to the bone
Been denied her love zone



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2015, 01:12:00 pm »
Women!  :P
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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2015, 03:46:40 pm »
Women!  :P

:laugh:

Actually, that one was inspired by yesterday's horoscopes.  My supervisor read her horoscope, and it said her "love zone" would be busy, which made us all laugh, and I said we needed to write a song called "Love Zone" and my supervisor gave me the first line, "she stole my heart, she stole my shoes".

Within 5 minutes I had the above poem written.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #96 on: September 07, 2020, 06:57:04 pm »
Where is My Muse?


It's been five years
since I've been here last
I can't believe
all that time has passed

the talkative one
with nothing to say
I wonder why
my muse went away

no strokes to the keyboard
talent output suspension
perhaps someone else
required her attention

so she had to leave
and inspire another
perhaps my needs
left her feeling smothered

reread some old poems
viewed with a new light
stirred something within
and I started to write

My muse has returned
she's no longer away
and I truly hope
that she's here to stay


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #97 on: September 08, 2020, 11:42:09 am »
The Poet Laureate of Bettermost has returned!  :D
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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #98 on: September 08, 2020, 01:24:05 pm »

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Re: Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
« Reply #99 on: September 25, 2020, 09:34:13 pm »
2020

------------------------

Where are your gloves?
Where is your mask?
I can not believe
that you're making me ask

Did you get extra water
perhaps toilet paper
snuck yourself an extra bundle
like it's some criminal caper

stress levels are climbing
tension thick enough to see
and now we are mourning
the Notorious RBG

No sports to be seen
no punter or batter
taking part in the protests
set up by Black Lives Matter

refugees captured
hurricanes hit the coast
murder hornets invading
while politicians boast

everyone is watching
and everyone fails
while our leaders drive
our country off the rails

storm surges crashing
up under the docs
while racists come crawling
from under their rocks

times are feeling bleak
please don't give up hope
though it feels it, we're not
at the end of our rope

So go light some sage
or meditate or pray
soon we'll be sending
this awful year away

the darkness will fade
with the rising sun
hoping for a better
and brighter 2021


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!