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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1480 on: May 15, 2019, 08:07:00 pm »
early to rise


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1481 on: May 16, 2019, 06:23:14 pm »
plan your vacation

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1482 on: May 19, 2019, 08:56:56 pm »
party with family


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1483 on: May 20, 2019, 05:15:52 pm »
sit on balcony

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1484 on: May 21, 2019, 05:56:24 pm »
enjoy the breeze


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1485 on: May 22, 2019, 02:02:12 pm »
eat more candy

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1486 on: May 22, 2019, 08:50:35 pm »
eat more candy

eat more salad!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1487 on: Yesterday at 02:30:05 pm »

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1488 on: Yesterday at 08:26:20 pm »
take deep breaths


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!