Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ifyoucantfixit]

                 We love our movie there's no doubt
                 Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
                 He told Alma shut up

[Andrew]

We love our movie there's no doubt
Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
He told Alma shut up
As she rinsed out a cup

[Sason]

We love our movie there's no doubt
Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
He told Alma shut up
As she rinsed out a cup
And he almost hit her on the snout

[southendmd]

There once was a cowboy, quite charming,

[Sason]

There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming

[Andrew]

There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
He got Lureen to chat

[southendmd]

There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
He got Lureen to chat
Dusted off her red hat,

[Sason]

There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
He got Lureen to chat
Dusted off her red hat
Against seduction he had no arming

[ifyoucantfixit]

          Ennis asked the girls about a push

[Andrew]

Ennis asked the girls about a push
But they feared a hard shove on the tush