Awesome additions by Ray and Anke!
When I need a laugh, I go hunting for these amusing threads
I'll like to buy Jimbo here a drink = "Okay.. okay.. I know I am desperate, I just wanna get laid, is that so bad? I know this clown has nothing on my boy Ennis, but what's a guy to do? Oh Ennis, I could kill you, you bastard!"
Pleased to meet you ma'am = "Ennis is mine... We were together first, can't you see that we belong together? He is ALL mine tonight, whether you like it or not."
He's from Texas = "What is she going on and on about? Where are my clean pair of socks? Where is that friggin' blue shirt with the white stripes on it? Oh..gotta remember to take the fishin' rods too! Holy Shit, this must be a fuckin' dream!"