Do I NEED This Shirt or Not?

[optom3]

well I need to take some husband corralling lessons..he is getting too big for his britches!

Massage his ego and other anatomical parts, having previously filled his belly.That way they think they have the upper hand but they are merely a puppet with you pulling the strings.
That way everyone is happy.

[Katie77]

Heres a few of suggestions......

If you buy the three of em.....Tell him the second one was half price and the third one free, because you bought the other two.

OR

Tell him you only bought one, stash the other two away, and just bring them out one at a time,and tell him its the same one....men dont notice the different patterns and designs on them.

OR

Tell him it is last years shirt

OR

Tell him a friend sent them to you.

OR

Tell him that you were talking to someone in the horsey comptetion and that extra points will be given for exceptionally nice outfits.

OR.....if all else fails......

Squeeze a tear or two out of your eyes, and tell him you just wanted him to be proud of you in such a lovely outfit, and you wanted to buy them more to make HIM  happy, than yourself.

OR......(but this is only if you want to start World War Three)

Put your hands on your hips (which from what ive noticed, you do fairly often), and say " F*** YOU, IM GETTIN EM...."

Once you have placed the order, with his blessing......THEN AND ONY THEN, you can do what Fiona (Optom) suggested.

[David In Indy]

Jess, I think you should go ahead and get them. Or at least one of them. Your husband would cool off eventually, wouldn't he? Go for it!!

[Brown Eyes]

For what it's worth, they're all nice shirts, but I like the first and the second shirts best.

[injest]

For what it's worth, they're all nice shirts, but I like the first and the second shirts best.

I do too. Show clothes are SO durn expensive but $400+ for a WORN shirt with damage? Come on...

[injest]

Heres a few of suggestions......

If you buy the three of em.....Tell him the second one was half price and the third one free, because you bought the other two.

OR

Tell him you only bought one, stash the other two away, and just bring them out one at a time,and tell him its the same one....men dont notice the different patterns and designs on them.

OR

Tell him it is last years shirt

OR

Tell him a friend sent them to you.

OR

Tell him that you were talking to someone in the horsey comptetion and that extra points will be given for exceptionally nice outfits.

OR.....if all else fails......

Squeeze a tear or two out of your eyes, and tell him you just wanted him to be proud of you in such a lovely outfit, and you wanted to buy them more to make HIM  happy, than yourself.

OR......(but this is only if you want to start World War Three)

Put your hands on your hips (which from what ive noticed, you do fairly often), and say " F*** YOU, IM GETTIN EM...."

Once you have placed the order, with his blessing......THEN AND ONY THEN, you can do what Fiona (Optom) suggested.

why I don't have any idea what you could possibly be talking about!!

[Kelda]

This thread is great.... 

(and I like the first one)

[injest]

This thread is great.... 

(and I like the first one)

I am trying to imagine my husband's reaction if I said the "f" word to him...

 


 

[Kelda]

18 months saving $2 a week and you'll have paid it off... !

[injest]

18 months saving $2 a week and you'll have paid it off... !

oh my god...when you put it like that it sounds really bad!!