Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[Front-Ranger]

I'm getting more brazen in my Brokiespeak lately. This morning in response to a request for pictures of a project I replied, "Here are some updated photos, none of them very good, but s'all we got."

 

[Meryl]

I got off an elevator in an apartment building.  An arrow pointed to the left for apartments J-P, and another pointed right for apartments Q-T.  You know I started thinkin' about that pup tent. 

[Jeff Wrangler]

I like "Brokish."

"Brokish"?  Oy, vey. ... 

[loneleeb3]

Gosh, I find I use them all the time!

I'm starting out sentances with "Friend", more and more.
I used "If we can't fix it we have to stand it"
I've used "truth is" and "tell ya what" a lot too.

[Meryl]

"Brokish"?  Oy, vey. ... 

Must be from living in NY all these years. 

Maybe Yiddish isn't so bad a comparison.  It has lots of great words and phrases that have entered everyday speech, and I'll bet Brokish will, too. 

oy vey = shit, that's hard
kvetch = bitch
pisher = pissant
tush - ass
gelt = bucks
schlong = dick
mensch = good ol' boy
bris = dick-clip
chutzpah = balls

[serious crayons]

putz = dumbass

[Penthesilea]

Maybe Yiddish isn't so bad a comparison.  It has lots of great words and phrases that have entered everyday speech, and I'll bet Brokish will, too. 

oy vey = shit, that's hard

*smacks hand on forehead*
That's why I immediately understood Jeff's oy vey. It's oh weh in German. Guess I'm a bit slow-witted today  .

[Scott6373]

Hey what a cool idea...let's re-write the script...Yiddish style...now that's funny...I don't care who ya are!   

[loneleeb3]

Hey what a cool idea...let's re-write the script...Yiddish style...now that's funny...I don't care who ya are!   

Oy I don't know, I might all verklempt! 

[southendmd]

Must be from living in NY all these years. 

Maybe Yiddish isn't so bad a comparison.  It has lots of great words and phrases that have entered everyday speech, and I'll bet Brokish will, too. 

oy vey = shit, that's hard
kvetch = bitch
pisher = pissant
tush - ass
gelt = bucks
schlong = dick
mensch = good ol' boy
bris = dick-clip
chutzpah = balls

putz = dumbass

omigawd, these are hilarious!

verklempt = one of those asthma spells or overcome with incendiary rage
babka = cherry cake
shpilkis in the genechtagazoink = gut cramps
shayna punim = good looking (little gal over in Riverton)
bubkes = I'm nothing, I'm nowhere
nebish = Bobby
nosh = we gotta do somethin' about this food situation
facacta = you're a real thinker there
meshugina = you ever get the feeling...like they all know?
pupik = below Cassie's tube top
shmendrick = Aguirre
shmatas = Alma's wardrobe
shtik = Jack's mock-rodeo-mating dance
kvel = how Ennis loves his little girls
mazel tov/ l'chaim = To Alma and Curt