Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[Ellemeno]

A minute ago, while I was actually catching up on this very thread,  a friend who is a member of an organization I belong to called me for another person's phone number.  Half in BBM-world, I told him that I don't have that person's phone number,  "but I'm sure it won't be hard to find a Brokie who does."  I heard what I'd said, and stammered, "I mean I'm sure someone's got it."   Hell, now "Brokie" has come to mean "person" to me. 

[Sheriff Roland]

... "but I'm sure it won't be hard to find a Brokie who does."  I heard what I'd said, and stammered, "I mean I'm sure someone's got it."   Hell, now "Brokie" has come to mean "person" to me. 

Ouch! You got it BAD girl! And it is funny too.

[serious crayons]

Half in BBM-world, I told him that I don't have that person's phone number,  "but I'm sure it won't be hard to find a Brokie who does."

 

That deserves a category of its own -- accidental Brokieisms.

[Lynne]

Lynne: here's one especially for you:
My daughter has a t-shirt with the writing LynnLake on it  . Of course it reminds me of you.

Thanks, Chrissi!! 

[Shasta542]

I was watching a rerun of "Will and Grace" today. Will yelled and woke up Grace.

Grace: Thanks for waking me up during a sex dream with Ang Lee.

Will: A sex dream with Ang Lee? How was that?

Grace: A little slow-paced, but visually stunning.

[Meryl]

That is hilarious, Shasta! 

[Ellemeno]

I was watching a rerun of "Will and Grace" today. Will yelled and woke up Grace.

Grace: Thanks for waking me up during a sex dream with Ang Lee.

Will: A sex dream with Ang Lee? How was that?

Grace: A little slow-paced, but visually stunning.

I love it!

[CellarDweller]

Well, everyone here at work knows I'm completely taken with Brokeback Mountain.

They've seen my mug, button, keychain, bumperstickers, magnets, calendar, and other stuff in my cubicle at work.

Because of me, they've also seen the movie. 

One of the RMs (relationship managers) walked by and was telling everyone he is going on a fishing trip next week.

I looked at him, raised an eyebrow and said "Oh really, a fishing trip?"

he turned to me and said "Chuck, coming from you, it takes on a whole different meaning!"

 

[loneleeb3]

Well, everyone here at work knows I'm completely taken with Brokeback Mountain.

They've seen my mug, button, keychain, bumperstickers, magnets, calendar, and other stuff in my cubicle at work.

Because of me, they've also seen the movie. 

One of the RMs (relationship managers) walked by and was telling everyone he is going on a fishing trip next week.

I looked at him, raised an eyebrow and said "Oh really, a fishing trip?"

he turned to me and said "Chuck, coming from you, it takes on a whole different meaning!"

 

That was great!              I needed a good laugh!

[Penthesilea]

.....

I looked at him, raised an eyebrow and said "Oh really, a fishing trip?"

he turned to me and said "Chuck, coming from you, it takes on a whole different meaning!"

 

That's a good one Chuck     

And it's great that your collegues saw the movie and "get" a Brokieism