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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2006, 02:37:14 am »
**My word I have a brilliant crew!  You are a star so far Ms Elle-effen-meno!  Yes the Final Rehearsal can go now. Now where the bloody hell is Mandy?**

((Cups hands to mouth and whispers VERY loudly))  ="MAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYY!!!!!"=

%%I swear ACTORS GIVE ME GAS!%%
« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 02:55:16 am by Ray »
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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2006, 02:39:18 am »
** I believe it's 3am Mandy's time, Mr. Raymille, sir.**

** Shall I get a Labrador retriever, Sir?**

%%Will they get my joke?  A LABRADOR retriever, to retrieve Mandy in Labrador.%%
« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 02:45:41 am by Elle-Effen'-Meno »

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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2006, 02:45:04 am »
**Hahahahahaaha.......I didn't...............! Well let's make like blades of grass until the precious ACTOR wakes from her beauty sleep!**

Blade Grass: "Ooooooo this morning dew is freezing my tips off!  I am feeling so forlawn!"
« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 10:22:05 am by Ray »
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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2006, 02:54:31 am »
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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2006, 03:00:16 am »
((Elle-Effen'-Meno croons the Cat Stevens tune "The Wind" for the waiting audience's enjoyment))
** I listen to the wind
To the wind of my soul
Where I'll end up well I think,
Only God really knows
I've sat upon the setting sun
But never, never never never
I never wanted water once
No, never, never, never**

((Elle continues her wind-honoring medley, mournfully serenades with Kansas's "Dust in the Wind"))
**I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.**


((ElleFmeno bows hurriedly and ducks off stage))
« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 03:21:23 am by Elle-Effen'-Meno »

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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2006, 03:06:49 am »

**
Mister Director - actors DO need to get their beauty sleep -
That's why Mandy cannot be aroused at this time ...(as in, Do Not Disturb her rest)..  ::)

Hehe, I hope Lucise Indapaddock's scrawny behind will be awake and ready when the sheep are headed up to Broken Arsed!   :-\

So far, the Bexalata/Pipedream production is looking good!  :D

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« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 03:20:19 am by Lucise »


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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2006, 03:09:26 am »
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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2006, 03:10:17 am »
%% Music! We need music! %%  ;D
                     
« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 03:29:47 am by Pipedream »


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Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2006, 03:16:50 am »
%%Wow, How did that fabulous Mr. Raymille get the face of the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens up in the Riverton sky?%%

((Elle continues her wind-a-thon with Bob Seger's "Against the Wind,"))
**It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights
There in the darkness with the radio playlng low
And the secrets that we shared
The mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove

Against the wind
We were runnin against the wind
We were young and strong, we were runnin
Against the wind**

((Elle cuts it short, not wild about the song, goes and copies "Candle in the Wind."))


**And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did**
« Last Edit: June 19, 2006, 03:19:53 am by Elle-Effen'-Meno »