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Title: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 01:57:06 am
Welcome to the BetterMost Chez Tremblay Performance of

Broken Arsed Mountain

The majority of the canonical parts have been filled, and the rest will be filled as we get closer to the time (the ones in blue).

CAST & CREW CREDITS (in Order of Appearance)
Available parts listed in blue.  No auditions required.  You can notify welliwont by PM to be added to the cast & crew list.

Director - Jane (welliwont, formerly JakeTwist)
Raymille's Sycophantic Assistant - Clarissa (Ellemeno)
Casting Director – Jane
Props Magician - Anke (Pipedream)
Sheep Wrangler - Milli (Lucise Indapaddock)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf
Script Girl  - Mandy (littleguitar)
Continuity Director - Jane
Blades of Grass - Ray
The Wind - Clarissa
Cat Stevens - Himself
Semi-Truck Driver - Melinda (Sashca1007)
High Priestess - Meryl
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director - Celeste (YaadPyar)
Ennis – Laura (LauraGigs)
Jack - Daniel
Jack's Pants - Melinda
The Ledge - Ray
The Train - Courtney (cmr107)
Jack's Cigarette - Barb
Aguirre – Lee (Front-Ranger)
Tootie – Courtney
Elizabeth - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Ballet Interlude Queen - Victoria
Waitress - Judy
The Basque - RouxB
Cigar Butt - Melinda
Horse With Low Startle Point – Jenny (newyearsday)
Sheep Dog (Blue Heeler) - Leslie (MaineWriter)
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Dumbass Mule #27 - David (TheStudDuck!)
Peeing Sheep - Becky
The Fly – Barb
The Moon - Amanda (atz75)
The Sun - Amanda (atz75)
Owl Olivia - Anke
Owl Oscar - Anke
Owl Olli - Anke
Jiminy Cricket - Ray
Terry Cloth, Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec (alec716)
The Bear – Scott M. (moremojo)
Young Whiskey Bottle - Eric
The Elk - Becky
The Harmonica - RouxB
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky (SaucyCobblers)
e-Bay Trader - ?
Ennis's Stick During Water Walkin' Jesus - Barbara (goadra)
The Spit In Ennis's Hand - Melinda
In-Genius Coyote - Louise
Guy Raphaelson (Marketing Advisor) - Daniel
Chilean Sheepherder #1 – Lee
Chilean Sheepherder #2 - Lynne
The Hailstone That Lands In Ennis's Hat - JennyC
The Disappearing Log - Courtney
Snow - Mel (nakymaton)
The Rearview Mirror On Jack's Truck - Nipith (starboardlight)
Alma - Geri (Arad-3)
The Jolly Minister (Ennis & Alma’s wedding) - Isabelle
Juniper, The Wedding Planner (Terry Cloth & Owlma’s wedding) – Milli (Lucise)
The Toboggan - Courtney
Timmy - Meryl
The Bull - Mel
Jimbo - Scott M.
Bartender in Jimbo scene - j. U. d. E.
Announcer in Jimbo scene - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson - Natali (Opinionista) & Alec
Bimbo, Jimbo's Lady - DeeDee
Ennis' Perky-print Jammy Bottoms - Melinda
Vicks VapoRub - Alec
Biker #1 - Mel
Biker #2 - Meryl
Monroe – Mikaela
Announcer In Lureen’s Barrel Racing Scene - Cher
Cher - Alec
Lureen - Lee
Sleepy The Narcoleptic Bull - Mel
Bartender In Lureen Scene -
Cher’s Pasties – DeeDee
Random Heifer #1 - Daniel
Random Heifer #2 - Daniel
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)
Alma Jr. - Marleen (Cameron)
Jenny -
Poor Bobby – RouxB
Fayette Newsome - Barbara
L.D. Newsome – Kelda
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Cauk Brothers - Geri
Best Boy - Lee
Assistant To The 2nd Unit Assistant Director – Leslie (coffeecat33)
K.E. Del Mar -
Clear Slick - Lee
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Farmer #1 (“pissant”) – Lee
Farmer #2 -
Divorce Judge -
Jack's Lower Lip When He Does That Tongue Thing - Lynne
Mexican Prostitute - Meryl
Cassie – Kelda
Western Dancer -
LaShawn Malone – Lynne
Randall Malone - Jane
Carl – Chrissi (Penthesilea)
Jack's Mother - Celeste
Old Man Twist - Jane
Jack's boyhood bedroom window - RouxB

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Our Fabulous Former Cast Members
They took the part, and for a brief time, made it their own

Young Ennis, jumping out of truck in Signal - Brandon (who introduced the infamous apple)
Young Jack - Courtney
Young Ennis, looking up at Jack from the river, meeting the Basque, chasing the mules, the made-up shooting lesson, finding the bananas, and the first attempt at cooking them - Courtney
Aguirre – David
Alma – first Lee, then Milli
Producer - Chris (cHrIs sLaYeRs)
Casting Director - Clarissa
Young Ennis - DeeDee
Lureen - Ray
Director Emeritus – Ray (Director Raymille)
Young Jack - Daniel
Ennis – Louise
Alma Jr. - Becky
Jenny - Courtney
Lureen - shared by DeeDee & Daniel
Older Jack - Leslie
Older Ennis - DeeDee, Leslie


For a synopsis of the plot thus far
Chapter One (posts 1 through ?) - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg74162#msg74162
Chapter Two (posts ? through ?) - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg105720#msg105720
Chapter Three - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg105799#msg105799
Chapter Four - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg105822#msg105822
Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 01:58:28 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 01:59:01 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:00:18 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:01:24 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:02:23 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:03:42 am
     
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:09:15 am
=ACTION!=(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ClapBoard.jpg)
FOR REAL!!!!!  THIS IS NOT A REHEARSAL!!!!!

=Director Notes=  **ASIDES**  ((MOVEMENT))  %%THOUGHTS%%

Stage directions:    

* The timeline of the film is to be followed.  As we have discussed at length, EVERY beat of every frame is significant.  Every detail of every beat is open to comment.  You can describe/ be the voice/ explain the presence/ post a picture of a blade of grass if it is relevant to that moment in time.

* Only the Actors playing the characters can speak that character’s dialogue.  You may wish to stick completely with the original script, or you may wish to be creative.  You don’t have to say much, as long as you get your point across! Those without speaking parts may create extra roles should it be in keeping with the time line.  For example; someone may decide that a muttering cleaner with a mop may be a necessary addition to the wedding scene to clean up the orange juice that cousin Fred’s bratty child spilt all over the floor.

* Anyone may comment at anytime about the nuances of the current moment being played out in the timeline.  All the threads that have been created over the past six months will come into play.  You may wish to highlight the Ying and Yang of the moment, or the Lines Visualised.  It may be an opportunity to halt proceedings to pay Cult homage to the presence of water, or the immaculate disappearance of a log of wood.  Meryl and Celeste are on hand as the Grande Cult Poobears and Overseers.  Perhaps you just want to add a time relevant inspired poem or picture or limerick or ABCs observation.  Perhaps you might offer some trivia relating to Things you didn’t know about cowboys!  Or maybe simply quote a passage from Annie’s book.

* All ASIDE COMMENTS are to be enclosed in **   **.   For example: Should Jack wish to comment on Alma’s frumpy dress upon meeting her, but doesn’t wish for her to hear and be offended, he might offer the audience     **That dress looks like it used to hold potatoes**

* All THOUGHTS are to be enclosed in %%    %%.  For example:  Should the other shoppers at Randle’s store wish to comment on their annoyance at Alma Jr smashing nuts all over the floor, they might offer      %% There’s a perfect example of the necessity of birth control! %%

* All MOVEMENTS are to be enclosed in ((   )).  For example:  Should Aguire be reaching for the telephone, the Actor, (StudDuck), might type   ((Reaches with the hand adorned with big hideous blue ring to lift the phone receiver))

* All Director or Assistant Director notes are to be enclosed in =   =.  For example: Should Lucise Indapaddock wish to tell one of her sheep that its guts is spread too far away from it’s (pretend) dead carcass, she might post       =Pull your gall bladder in about six inches=                               
*NOTE:  No animals will be hurt in the making of this production!

* The action cannot continue until the relevant lines have been delivered.  For example:  Should Earl want to show his ripped off dick as soon as possible, he must wait for that moment in the timeline.  He cannot just go flashing it about willy nilly out of sequence. Should an Actor be away from the boards for a period of time and their line is next,  we CANNOT proceed and must fill in the silence with relevant posts for that moment.  Should said Actor chose to appoint an understudy, the proxy must note at the top of the post {Today the part of blahblah will be played by ....}   If no understudy is appointed, we may have to discuss the wind blowing outside the trailer until the actor returns and delivers their line or performs their gesture. Once a scene has been played out there’s no going back!  Comments may be added, but you cannot then include a suddenly remembered tabogganing moment when the scene involves kicking a biker’s teeth in, unless you can make it relevant to THAT moment in time.

* Everyone is encouraged to dress up and post a picture of the movement they are trying to portray, highlighting what WE have got that THEY haven’t got!  Perhaps you just wish to post a picture of the original actors in that scene.

Have fun everyone!  We all know this film back to front.  Now act your arses off!

BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG!  BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG!




Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:21:42 am
%%I wonder if anybody else is feeling opening night jitters?%%  <-------My thoughts

((Elle stickies this thread))  <------- My movement

**How did I do so far on notation, Boss**  <------ My aside to Mr. Raymille
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:35:54 am
Lights dim, and cue:

[birds chirping]
[children chattering]  %Uh oh, Mr. Raymille won't like the sound of children chattering.%%

http://www.focusfeatures.com/home.php
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:37:14 am
**My word I have a brilliant crew!  You are a star so far Ms Elle-effen-meno!  Yes the Final Rehearsal can go now. Now where the bloody hell is Mandy?**

((Cups hands to mouth and whispers VERY loudly))  ="MAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYY!!!!!"=

%%I swear ACTORS GIVE ME GAS!%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:39:18 am
** I believe it's 3am Mandy's time, Mr. Raymille, sir.**

** Shall I get a Labrador retriever, Sir?**

%%Will they get my joke?  A LABRADOR retriever, to retrieve Mandy in Labrador.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:45:04 am
**Hahahahahaaha.......I didn't...............! Well let's make like blades of grass until the precious ACTOR wakes from her beauty sleep!**

Blade Grass: "Ooooooo this morning dew is freezing my tips off!  I am feeling so forlawn!"
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:54:31 am
:
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:00:16 am
((Elle-Effen'-Meno croons the Cat Stevens tune "The Wind" for the waiting audience's enjoyment))
** I listen to the wind
To the wind of my soul
Where I'll end up well I think,
Only God really knows
I've sat upon the setting sun
But never, never never never
I never wanted water once
No, never, never, never**

((Elle continues her wind-honoring medley, mournfully serenades with Kansas's "Dust in the Wind"))
**I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.**


((ElleFmeno bows hurriedly and ducks off stage))
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 03:06:44 am
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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 03:06:49 am

**
Mister Director - actors DO need to get their beauty sleep -
That's why Mandy cannot be aroused at this time ...(as in, Do Not Disturb her rest)..  ::)

Hehe, I hope Lucise Indapaddock's scrawny behind will be awake and ready when the sheep are headed up to Broken Arsed!   :-\

So far, the Bexalata/Pipedream production is looking good!  :D

**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 03:09:26 am
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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 03:10:17 am
%% Music! We need music! %%  ;D
                     
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:16:50 am
%%Wow, How did that fabulous Mr. Raymille get the face of the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens up in the Riverton sky?%%

((Elle continues her wind-a-thon with Bob Seger's "Against the Wind,"))
**It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights
There in the darkness with the radio playlng low
And the secrets that we shared
The mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove

Against the wind
We were runnin against the wind
We were young and strong, we were runnin
Against the wind**

((Elle cuts it short, not wild about the song, goes and copies "Candle in the Wind."))


**And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 03:20:46 am
** I have a magical Editing Crew!   (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moviereel.jpg) **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 03:27:41 am
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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:28:32 am
((Elle gets out her harmonica and begins Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind"))
**How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man ? [Ennis walking with his little paper bag]
...
Yes, how many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea ? [As long as we can ride it, ain't no reins on this one.]
...
Yes, how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free ? [ :( ]
...
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 03:33:59 am
Sunrise in Wyoming

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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:36:02 am
%%Wow, beautiful sunrise!  It even has Focus Features bubbles in it.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sheyne on June 19, 2006, 03:43:19 am
**This is Jimbo, checking in, putting my ugly face on, propping up the bar, waiting for my cue**..

((protracted exhale))

((sips beer))

%%decides face isn't quite ugly enough%%... ((borrows mask in likeness of George W Bush))

 ;D
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 04:08:33 am


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= To be stored in Costume and Make up =
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 04:17:05 am
= To be stored in Costume and Make up =

((Elle wretches suddenly into her popcorn cup.))
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 06:56:39 am
=    =Director's Instruction=   **ASIDE**    ((MOVEMENT))   %% THOUGHT%%      =
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 08:54:59 am
TRUCK DRIVER:


%% "Signal."  The only word this fella has spoke since I asked him where he was headed... and that was a long ways back.  Only got the one look at 'im, right into his face...  right then and there I knew two things at oncet---  one, he's the best-lookin', sexiest son-of-a-gun I've seen this side of the moon, and  two, if this guy even suspects what I'm thinkin'....  he'd make sure I didn't live to tell about it. %%

"Right up here okay?"

(( pulls truck to a stop long enough to let Ennis jump out, paper bag in hand ))


%% Shoot!  Much as I wish he wasn't walkin' away....  it sure is a purty sight watchin' 'im do it...   I reckon I might pull over to the side of the road fer a whal...   give it some thought. %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 10:55:20 am

** Just to let you folks know: Security on set is very tight indeed! We do everything here to make our precious actors feel save. The first trespasser has been shot this morning. Please note: there is no messing or trespassing on Anke Spanky's film set! Don't even try! **  

8)

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Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 11:06:57 am
%% OMG  I think I've stuffed  the whole Younger/Older Ying/Yang Heckle/Jeckle thing up.....!  Okay, look like you meant it... breath....stay calm.....%%

**ehehe...Hi everyone, I was calling Mandy earlier to get her to help with making sure Brandon was ready!  Won't be long now**

((Grinds teeth, pushes Stage Manager's microphone to mouth))


=BRAAAAAANDOOOONNNNNN!!!=
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 11:10:05 am
**Hehehe, this is so cute. Brandon should be here soon. He just had to run up to the store. BTW, DavidinH, can't wait to cuddle with ya on the mountain later ;)**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 11:18:41 am

** Sheep trainer Lucise Indappadock has just gotten into his official car and is on his way to the "Broken Arsed Mountain" set. Should be here soon. **
  :)

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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 11:22:19 am

** And our security staff is just dealing with some mad fans who want autographs from Ray. Don't worry, we have everything under control! ** 
  8)

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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: David on June 19, 2006, 11:23:10 am
** BTW, DavidinH, can't wait to cuddle with ya on the mountain later ;)**

**Mandy, would love to cuddle with ya, but I'm OLDER Jack.  I think we fight alot until I get killed.  :(**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 11:31:00 am
**Mandy, would love to cuddle with ya, but I'm OLDER Jack.  I think we fight alot until I get killed.  :(**

**Yeah, and I'm OLDER Ennis. Remember that scene in the tent when they're asleep and cuddling? Before they fight.  ;D**

**Question for the director: Ray, when exactly will we consider young Ennis as older Ennis? Since the age increases progressively.**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 11:39:41 am
**if I might add my two cents in, I'd say it's after the post-divorce-rejection of Jack, and after the Mexico trip. Ever-things different after that. **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 11:40:08 am
** David, since we will be working OH, so closely together  ;D as Jack and his pants.....may I ask something personal?  Just exactly how much do I need to expand my waistband for 'Older Jack'?  Don't worry, I can do it--  I've been practicing my numerous expansions in the fly area (tent scenes, reunion scene- yep, even in the kitchen in front of Alma- ... sittin' on the log hearing Ennis practically begging for an opportunity to sin  ;)....  let's just say that from the second Jack spots Ennis in front of Aguirre's trailer, these pants here have a lot o' 'fly area expanding' and 'draping across the sides of trucks' comin' up.  Not to mention some hasty unbuckling.**   :o
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 11:58:06 am
** Sheep trainer Lucise Indappadock has just gotten into her official car and is on her way to the "Broken Arsed Mountain" set. Should be here soon. **  :)


**  Lucise Indapaddock is here at last, onset, reporting for duty!  **   :D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/amos_sheepHerder.gif)

** I swear on the bollocks of my finest sheep, this set is something else.  Wow!  **

%% I didn't know that this Ray fellow is that famous!  Look at all these people raising hell here,
just to get his autograph  :o.  OMG - I can't believe I am actually on the set of Broken Arsed!!
Who knew I'd come this far?  Damn, small country hick like me!  Wow! 
Think of all the girls who'll be begging to marry me now...hehehehehe...
Shit!  Focus, Lucise!  FOCUS!  Look serious!! %%

** Here is a little problem we encountered few days ago after I contacted the Director:  **

Yeehaw!  First problem we have is that the peeing sheep is taking its bladder to South Wales for a bloody week!  Control your flock will ya?!  PM her and arrange something!  I don't know that we will get to her part straight away anyhooooo!  But if we do, we will have to fill in some of the scenery until she gets back.  Or perhaps you have some other amazing sheep who can do some fill in tricks until she reports in!  BLOODY ACTORS!

** But I am glad to say that the situation is under control!  :D **


Sure thing.  I just tried to get a hold of Peeing Sheep's agent and all she said was that she was burned out and was taking some time off with her in-laws in Wales.  I know it is abit inconvenient, but it won't be too hard to get another sheep with a bladder problem.

We already have another actor interested in the job.  Here he is:

(http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/images/sheep.jpg)

He is an experienced actor, and he claims that he can pee on cue.  He peed 3 times at my request, so I know that he is not lying.  Plus, with a little 'make-up', we can make him appear to be a she.

I am sure this will work out.
Thank you.

Yours,
L.I.

** So as you can see, we have already been very busy!!  **

%% Gotta prove to these people that I am the bestest goddamn Sheep Trainer EVER!!   
OMG - Momma must be so proud o' me right now!!   :D  %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 12:16:17 pm
** OMG!!  What is this pissant doing??  >:(  >:(
Could I get some assistance here please?  Where is Ms Spanky?
We have lost 2 sheep because this idiot has dyed them!!   >:(
I turn my back for 2 minutes and some idiot starts messing about ...

--Hey dude!  If I get fired, you're gonna get it buddy!!  >:(**



(http://www.geelongartsalliance.org/blue_sheep/sheep_two.jpg)


%% Stay calm Lucise!  There must be a way of washing dye off sheep!
Gotta do that before the Director comes this way!  Jeez ....%%
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 12:30:20 pm
** Aw, now Lucise, don't you worry...we ALL know how to get blue paint brands wore off...  you just gotta busy yourself in a tent with a hot-lookin', rain-soaked sheepherder...  and wait it out! **   :D
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 12:30:42 pm
** I swear, this set is amazing!  Water fountain for the sheep!   :D
Oh wow!  There is only 1 water fountain in my lil town and it is only available for use on Christmas and New year's day!
Oh wow!  :D  **



(http://www.office-humour.net/includes/images/items/2005/01/2650.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 12:35:50 pm
** Aw, now Lucise, don't you worry...we ALL know how to get blue paint brands wore off...  you just gotta busy yourself in a tent with a hot-lookin', rain-soaked sheepherder...  and wait it out! **   :D

%% Well, I did say that dude was gonna get it, dint I?  ;)  %%

** Errrrr...well, thank you!  I'm making some progress.  I have managed to warsh 1 of the 2 sheep
and he is pale blue now, so I hope I can get 'em back to normal.  :-\  **


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Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 12:56:43 pm
** Don't worry about the sheep! There's thousands of them! **   ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Sheep.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 01:01:07 pm
%%  Now that I have managed to warsh them clean,  I better sit here quietly and watch all the others more
carefully this time ..%%

%% Maybe I could just doze off for few moments, I'm so tired from all the excitement and lack of sleep...
(( Lucise I. slips into sweet sleep ... and starts dreaming .....))

%%  Cripes!  All my sheep are blue!  :o  %%
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/blue_sheep.jpg)

.............................

%%  I think I am a closet case, but damn! they are hot!!  :D   %%
(http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/mirror/mar2004/4/7/000628A7-5B2A-1059-8E4B80C328EC0000.jpg)

......................

%%  Crap!! Not bloody blue sheep again!!!  >:(   %%
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/blue_sheep_image.jpg)
%%

(( Lucise wakes up!  Panting, agitated ...))


** O boy!  I need to stay awake.  Cant have any more distractions! **

%% Holy shit!  What a hot dream!  Well aside from the blue sheep everywhere part....
Gotta get some water to drink or som'thing!  %%


Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 01:03:03 pm
** Don't worry about the sheep! There's thousands of them! **   ;D

** Thank you Ms Spanky!  I got that situation under control now!
I managed to warsh everything off the sheep!  :)  **


%% Hope that dream doesn't show on my face...or else where for that matter ...  :-\  %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 01:13:24 pm

** You won't have much work with them, as they have already learned their dialogue! Only some of them have strong Bavarian accents. But I'm sure you can deal with that... **   ;D

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: EnnisDelMar on June 19, 2006, 01:13:38 pm
*ahem*

"Thanks for the ride..." %shit. Can't believe I left my damn apple in there..%




(Am I doing this right??)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 01:45:20 pm
** You won't have much work with them, as they have already learned their dialogue! Only some of them have strong Bavarian accents. But I'm sure you can deal with that... **   ;D

** I can work with all sheep ma'am! 
And no worries, their accents are real perty! 
I am looking forward to having the new Bavarian actors in the flock! 
These young bucks here are just dying to meet the Bavarian ewes! :)**


(http://www.semyan.com/Post14/Images/Dscn9228.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 01:59:02 pm
TRUCK DRIVER-

"Sure thing."


** 20 minutes later...**

%% Damn!  I was plannin' to SAVE this apple that feller left in here....but now it's kinda soggy-like...what with all my lickin' on it ...and all....  lemme think on this just a little more... %%   ::)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:56:10 pm
YeeHaw!!!!!, the first lines of dialogue have begun.  This is so exciting!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 04:03:59 pm
** CONGRATULATIONS My Sweet Elle-Effen'-Meno on your 1000 posts!  Well, 1001 now...   ;D    big day for the two peas in a pod...I just became a senior citizen ranch hand! **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 04:12:29 pm
**NICE new avatar, Jack's Fuckin' Pants!!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 04:20:02 pm
**Why, thank you, Low Startle Point!  We'll be gettin' real close, real soon.  Just thought I should show my Pants-Self off for the occasion....  DANG, I look good.  Whew!**

%%  Can't quit staring at myself...   and when L.S.P. Jenny addresses me as 'Jack's Fuckin' Pants', her new name for me....I get all tingly....   ::)%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 04:27:30 pm

%% Has Ennis decided yet whether or not to go over to Aguirre's trailer? He better hurry up. The train is on it's way! %%
   ;)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00003733.jpg)


Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 04:32:51 pm
**Hi Y'all this is the very trusting ,very young, Alma Beers here.  As yet unseen, only mentioned, sitting by the window waiting and dreamin for my man to come home from the Mountain with his pockets full o' cash so WE can get married.  I'm so naive that I hope he has a friend up there so it won't be so lonesome for him.**


(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/bmmelbournephotoshoot_008.jpg)

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 04:36:09 pm
"Damn, I love this jacket."
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 04:37:44 pm

%% Darn it. The set crew is falling asleep already because young Ennis hasn't shown up yet! Got lost in Signal, hunh? Where's the director?? %%

 ???

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008178.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 04:40:54 pm
%% Oh Mr Raymille sir, don't you think maybe we're needin some understudies for all major roles?  Just a suggestion your most regal and superior directorness, whatever you decide will of course be the PERFECT decision. %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: RouxB on June 19, 2006, 04:53:53 pm
Aguirre,

Would ya please call me when yer fixin' to drop the boys at the jump off?

Thanks,

The Basque
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 04:58:50 pm
** Victoria, I was thinking the same thing--  MR. RAYMILLE!  Could we maybe have some designated intermissions for the purpose of restroom breaks or getting some actual sleep?  We all need to be on call at all times for our many scenes (I think Horny-Fly Barb is in EVERY scene  ;) )  but we all can't stay awake forever!  I originally was thinking, like Vic, that we should have understudies....but then I got to thinkin'... I might beeotch-slap anybody tryin' to take my PANTS away from me (I've grown somewhat attached  ;D ).  I don't think we'll have any trouble filling in the time and space between one line (or action) and the next--  it's taken us all day for Ennis to get out of the truck, and look how many posts there are!  It just keeps getting richer and richer.  All I'm sayin' is....  step  away  from  the  PANTS!!  (Okay, feel 'em up all you want, just don't take 'em away from me  ;D ) **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 05:01:27 pm
=  Hey get back here at once!
You can't just leave now!  I know that things are lil quiet this minute, but we have to get up to
Broken Arsed very soon!   >:(   Git back here this minute! Stop the bloody car!!  =



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/sheep_in_car.jpg)

%% Bloody impatient sheep!!!  >:(  %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 05:10:46 pm
**LSP Horse here, putting in my two bits--er--cents:

I agree that we oughta either have designated times for rest and for "play." I don't want anyone to have my part though! ((spins around and stomps feet a little)). Maybe we can have an agreed upon time period for waiting until an understudy has to step in--like 3 hours or something? Or are we just talking about understudies for the major roles? I know I'm a pretty important metaphor and look damn purdy up there prancing around but I guess I'm no Jack Twist.

Gotta go!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 05:12:14 pm
= Yer really starting to tick me off!!   >:(
Get over here and sit still!  What's the matter with you anyway?  :(  =


(http://www.nanou.org/galleries/red%20sea%20pics/images/pulling%20a%20sheep%20BEST.jpg)

=Be patient, we'll be moving up to the mountain in a lil while... =  ::)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 05:16:29 pm
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/displayimage.php?pos=-151075)

**My two cents - Understudies maybe, rest periods NO.  Understudies move the project along.  Rest periods bog it down.  There is no time on this planet that some of us aren't awake and some asleep.  If we were all in Peoria or Saskatoon or Bletchley or Roratanga, we could shut down production, buit we're spread all over. 

I think Mr. Raymille was a genius when he came up with his basic idea that there is plenty of embellishment that can happen while waiting for the actual dialogue to be said.  Certain posters are doing fabulously at this and keeping morale on the production high.  Way to go, you gang!

Now, is anybody willing to have me PM them with my questions about uploading images and sounds?  I am working on new skills.**

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: starboardlight on June 19, 2006, 05:20:20 pm
he he. As an audience member, I'm totally lost. but the chaos sure is fun to watch.
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 19, 2006, 05:23:20 pm
**Aguirre gets a ride to "work" with friends -- Aguirre sits in the passenger seat, driven in his best buddy and co-worker, the Basque's car... the Basque's father and his hound dog ride along in the backseat**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiVCFJdEc.UA4vijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=14936gv2i/EXP=1150838210/**http%3a//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/toy_story_2/_group_photos/hamm6.jpg)

Grumble, grumble, grumble, I tells ya whats.  If'ns my own choice is to have that Twist feller work'n up on top'a that there mountain, my rump is gonna be mighty burned about that, grumble, grumble, grumble, oink, grumble.  Hey, Basque, can you give me a hundred dolla's?  Not loan.  Give.

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: RouxB on June 19, 2006, 05:26:15 pm
Not on yer f'ing life!


%%slams down phone%%
or
***slams down phone***
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 19, 2006, 05:34:46 pm
 >:( RUBY, YOU CANNOT STEAL MY LINE!!!!!!  >:(

Ray!  Ray!  Ruby's stealing my lines and saying them before they're supposed to be said!  Ray!  This isn't fair!  I wouldn't steal Sasha's lines!  I wouldn't steal anybody's lines!  *holds breath until issue is resolved*
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 05:50:21 pm
**Understudies, oh yes puhleese!!  I already sent in my CV, but I was not even called for an audition. :'(   I just *know* I would make a really excellent  John C. Twist!  **

**Hell, I c'n even chaw tabacca, ev'n if it not in the script!   and spit!  you never seen such a good spitter, I bin commended highly for the distance 'n accuracy of my loogies.**

**Ya won't be sorry if'n ya choose me, I swar! :P **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 06:28:05 pm
Not on yer f'ing life!


%%slams down phone%%
or
***slams down phone***

**since Mr. Rayville is probably asleep still, I'll just toss in these notes that he might want y'all to get**

=the marks for any movement are (( it goes here )), so it would be ((slams down phone)). and so too, for David Thomas, you gotta go like this: **Ray! blah blah blah!**=

**call me the know-it-all-horse-with-a-low-startle-point, if you must**

**I agree that we shouldn't have rest periods for the whole cast and production crew now that I see Elle's logic, but I still don't want anyone to take my part away! Elle, you can call me if you're still up and they start doing the getting-ready-to-go-up-the-mountain scene where I first appear!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 06:52:44 pm
%%  Ok, actors are really something else.  I guess they know without them, there aint gonna be no movie!
Ahh, as long as I am getting paid, my ass remains here with my lovely sheep!  :)  %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheepWaiting2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sleepinglamb2.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Daniel on June 19, 2006, 07:33:31 pm
Lol, I was posting on the other forum for a moment, the one about the dress rehearsal. Didn't see this one.

I seem to have missed some of my cues (didn't I tell ya'll to wait til I got here? Just now got off work.) Aguirre is driving to work? Yes?
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 07:51:00 pm
**Okay, I'm posting this same message on both threads.  I've done a bold thing, without permission.  I took the IMDb credits list for the film, and have transmuted our cast list into ORDER OF APPEARANCE.  You can see which roles are unfilled.  This is a work in progress.  I'm inviting myself to help coordinate casting, as a servant only.  So if you want a part, say so, and I'll stick you into the cast list pronto.**

The current cast list is now found in the first post of this thread.  Break a leg.
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 07:58:38 pm
**Psssst! [whispers loudly] Daniel! Check out the marks in the first post of the Final Rehearsal thread so you're up to speed with how to do lines vs. aside comments or questions; and thoughts; and movements. And, for the record, you haven't missed any cues yet! All Ennis has done is get out of the truck, but he still has to lean awhile against the trailer and let the train go by, smoke half a cigarette, etc, 'fore you can come up in your truck with your sweet self. I think. Okay, enough backseat directing! I'll shut up now.**

**P.S. I gotta go have supper in about 20 minutes with my folks, so I hope we're not too far into the movie when I come back! Cause I'd be reeeealllly ready to throw Jack if I didn't get to be in my first scene with him!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 08:15:09 pm
Okay, I'm posting this same message on both threads.  I've done a bold thing, without permission.  I took the IMDb credits list for the film, and have transmuted our cast list into ORDER OF APPEARANCE.  You can see which roles are unfilled.  This is a work in progress.  I'm inviting myself to help coordinate casting, as a servant only.  So if you want a part, say so, and I'll stick you into the cast list pronto.

The cast list is found in the first post of the "dress rehearsal thread."  Break a leg.


yes yes yes yes  I want a part!!!

((pant! pant! pant!))     :) ;D

Jane
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 08:25:08 pm

So if you want a part, say so, and I'll stick you into the cast list pronto.


I would like to be

John C. Twist!
 

I already grovelled to be the understudy fur ol' man Twist, but this is even better!!!  Yeehaw!!! :D

Jane
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 08:30:38 pm
I would like to be

John C. Twist!
 

Your in the Cast List now, Jane!
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Daniel on June 19, 2006, 08:37:44 pm
A note to the audience: This scene is not in the original film and is slightly out of context with what has already been presented, but I think it helps get me into character and the action flowing a little.

YOUNG JACK:
 
((gets in the old rickety blue truck for the long drive to Signal. Puts his head out the window and looks at Ma Twist who is standing in the doorway looking on.))

Bye, ma. Gonna see if that Aguirre'll hire me for sheep herdin' again. Tell Pa I'll be back home in the fall.

((pulls his head back into the truck, starts the ignition. The engine sputters to life and the blue truck rolls off.))

**That one young man, untenured and alone
Should face his fate and destiny perturbed
And in the sense of worthiness of one,
would witness heart and soul disturbed.**
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 08:42:48 pm
%%Oh yeah, this is good!  I love that Daniel is playing Sheepherding Jack.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 19, 2006, 09:02:40 pm
(( Peeks through dressing room window ..))

(http://www.roadhousewagons.com/images/sheep_herder2.jpg)

 ((..sees the Director on set...scurries out ...))

**Hello Mr Director!  Glad to see you around.  Has been a long day for ya I reckon!   :)**
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 09:35:40 pm
**You people are just faaaaaaaaaaabulous!  It's going really well!  ::)  Am I correct that, after I have finished nearly a ten hour working day, that we have progressed to Younger Ennis GETTING OUT OF THE GODDAM TRUCK???!!!.  I am VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY pleased with y'all!**

= Understudies are to be appointed by the Actor themselves.  Should an understudy be playing the role that day, they will start the post with {Today the part of blahblah will be played by ....} They will then be added as that charcter to the "CREDITS" list in the first post of this thread.=

= Any uncredited roles must introduce themselves before speaking!  eg Blade Grass:  "Blahblahblah..." =

= This is not an ACTUAL TIME performance and so does not need to be active every second of the day and night.  Anyone can post anytime, as long as their post has some immediate relevance to the current moment of the time line. =

= If anyone feels the need to pee, please go and do it among Lucise Indapaddock's outof control sheep!  Peeing on the sheep will help to bleach out some of the blue =

**  You really are all doing exceptionally well!  You have me laughing, crying, driving 6 inch nails into my retinas.... **

= Rouxb, STOP stealing David's lines! =

=  Please observe notations in ABOVE SUBJECT WINDOW to remind you what to use.  Please try to CUT & PASTE this KEY in subsequent windows!

** Elle: You have permission to do what you have to to keep this lot moving forward! And thanks! **

(( Starts to sweep up wall crumblings from VERY recent head banging exercise ))

%%  Farkeen Actors!  %%

Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 10:15:20 pm
**  The action to date! 
 - Ennis has stepped out of the truck in Signal and the dribbling Truck driver has kidnapped Ennis' apple and wrang it into slobbery goop!
 - A YOUNG Jack has bid farewell to his Mother and has set off in search of work with his employer from the previous year!
 - A smittened Alma sits alone in the window, awaiting her man Ennis' return from the same work, at which time they will be married.
 - Aguire has hitched a lift with a few mates so they can use the car pool lanes, and is on his way to the office.
 - The sheep, who are to be herded across Broken Arsed Mountain are currently coming off their drugs from the Pride weekend and are starting to swap costumes.
 - Starbie is confued and amused.
 - Ennis has spoken his first dialogue.
 - The Basque is having an identity crisis.
 - The wind has blown.
 - The grass has moaned.
 - And we The low starle point horse is right onto Notation corrections.
 - The Director is having a blast! **

= ON WITH THE SHOW! =
Title: ==Actor to Director dialogue==
Post by: Daniel on June 19, 2006, 10:18:36 pm
**Sorry about that, boss. I fixed it. (Umm, I guess I use these asterick things for a whisper)**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 10:23:37 pm
**I gotta say, Brandon's been pullin a pretty good Marilyn Monroe on us for the past 7 or 8 hours!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 10:24:15 pm
**Young Ennis a.k.a. Brandon is out to a movie and should be around in about 1.5 hours**
Title: Re: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 10:49:19 pm
**  The action to date! 
 - Ennis has stepped out of the truck in Signal and the dribbling Truck driver has kidnapped Ennis' apple and wrang it into slobbery goop!
 - A YOUNG Jack has bid farewell to his Mother and has set off in search of work with his employer from the previous year!
 - A smittened Alma sits alone in the window, awaiting her man Ennis' return from the same work, at which time they will be married.
 - Aguire has hitched a lift with a few mates so they can use the car pool lanes, and is on his way to the office.
 - The sheep, who are to be herded across Broken Arsed Mountain are currently coming off their drugs from the Pride weekend and are starting to swap costumes.
 - Starbie is confued and amused.
 - Ennis has spoken his first dialogue.
 - The Basque is having an identity crisis.
 - The wind has blown.
 - The grass has moaned.
 - And we The low starle point horse is right onto Notation corrections.
 - The Director is having a blast! **

= ON WITH THE SHOW! =

Thanks for the re-cap Ray; I didn't realize that quite so much had happened. (And I'm just trying to get your notations into the subject heading so they stay there. :))

Re: Brandon, thanks Mandy. That is helpful! Who knows where I'll be, but Elle Eff'n meno knows she has permission to call me if she is up and sees I'm not there when it's time to go on. Can you tell I'm a little "high strung" about this whole thing? Kinda fits my character I guess....maybe I need to pull a Marilyn Monroe and take a valium. But then I'd be all floppy when it came time to be hoppy. And that wouldn't be good.
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 10:53:21 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BrandonMunroe.jpg)
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 11:02:05 pm
Blade Grass: "Hey ya bloody ratbag!  Ya just crushed me with ya great oafing cowboy boots!  You may look like a tough guy, but I won't take this lying down!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Grassfinger.jpg)

%% I wonder if anyone will realise that that is not a cat in the grass next to Ennis, but in fact the Grass giving him the Bird! %%

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 11:16:47 pm
OMG!!  :laugh:  He will LOVE that!!
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: DeeDee on June 19, 2006, 11:26:54 pm
You guys are awesome!!  I'm loving being the audience.
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 11:30:25 pm
This scene is not in the original film and is slightly out of context with what has already been presented, but I think it helps get me into character and the action flowing a little.

**Excuse me Mr Raymille?  I too have an extra scene that is really needed here.  May I have a word..??  Is now a good time??  No?  Well this will just take a moment... really!!**

**You have never worked with me before, so you probably do not realize just how much I *become* the personage that I am portraying....  And I feel that Mr. Twist, John C. Twist Sr that is, is *much* too important to the story to wait until the last 15 mins  ??? of the movie to make his first appearance.  He was the father of the love interest of Ennis Del Mar, FGS! ::)  Don't you think we should showcase his influence on Jack's character at the begining of the story instead of only at the end??**

**I myself have improvised this extra scene, the question is, must we get approval for any improvisations any of us may care to contribute, or can we just jump in willy-nilly whenever the spirit move us?**

**Here is the scene that I am proposing:**

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The outer door to the Twist house opened with a jerk and slammed shut with a loud bang, and Jack’s miserable old man stomped into the porch and on in to the kitchen without even wiping his boots on the mat.

"Where the hell is that boy when I need ‘im???"  he bellered.

"I been waitin’ for him to get his sorry ass outa bed for four fuckin’ hours!  Always keeepin’ me waitin’!  How the hell can he still be laying abed at this time of the day?  ‘N I don’t see his truck outside, has he done drove it into a ditch again?" 

His poor browbeaten wife turned to him, wiping her floury hands on her flowery apron….

" ____________________________________________________________ "
**(now here is where Mrs. Twist has to improvise her line.)**

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Well Mr. Raymille, do you like it?  hunh?  I really hope you do... :D

Jane (aka JakeTwist, playing the part of John C. Twist, as approved by Elle).  ;D ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 11:33:29 pm

** A new day has begun on the set of "Broken Arsed Mountain." Yeehaw!! **

(http://www.zeltstadt-siloah.de/upload/zeltstadt1000.jpg)

** Let's get some exercise before the action! **
  ;D

(http://www.zeltstadt-siloah.de/upload/tanz.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 20, 2006, 12:03:52 am
**I'm really gonna miss Ennis this 4th of July but I met this really nice girl Kirsten, her ex-boyfriend Jake, I mean Jack is trying to get a job up on that mountain too.  We went shopping found these really cute outfits.  SEEEEEE Guess we girls will just have to watch the fireworks together**

(http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/Dick/pix/dick6.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 12:11:43 am
TRUCK DRIVER-

"Sure thing."

** 20 minutes later...**

%% Damn!  I was plannin' to SAVE this apple that feller left in here....but now it's kinda soggy-like...what with all my lickin' on it ...and all....  lemme think on this just a little more... %%

((Tootie and Elizabeth, chatting companionably on the outskirts of Signal as they walk to their waitress jobs at Pete's Pulled-Pork Pen

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/pigdiner.jpg)

start to pass a semi tractor-trailer truck parked along the road, when a loud groan from within the cab brings them up short.  Alarmed, Tootie steps up to peer in the window, but it is so fogged up, she can't see a thing, so she raps loudly on it.  Suddenly the engine starts up, the emergency brake is released with a thud, and Tootie has to leap off the step as the truck springs forward.  The girls stare in amazement as, 500 feet down the road, the driver opens the door and tosses out a large apple, then keeps driving like a bat out of hell.  Approaching it with caution, they find themselves strangely attracted to the moistly gleaming orb.....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/LucyEthel.jpg)
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 12:15:12 am
** Yes Anky Spanky, it is very important for Actors to warm up to keep those muscles loose! Can't beat a loose muscle! **

** John, I am very impressed with your Chutzpah!  I'm impressed with your shameless grandstanding!  Shake it girl Man! **

Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 12:16:29 am
Mrs. Twist: "I'm in the cellar puttin' up the pickled beets.  Be up soon."  %%That stoopid old b*stard.  When is he gonna just kick the bucket and leave me in peace.%%

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 12:26:18 am
The Wind (maybe AKA Pentecost-type Holy Ghost): %%There he goes mucking up her floor again, I'm just going to blow all this dirt out the door.  God, I love her.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 12:33:05 am
((Lucise shakes head vigorously at Ginger, Peeing Sheep's sister's brother-in-law... ))

(http://www.funnyslides.com/upload/2100_item.jpg)

= For the very last time!!  You cannot wear that on screen!!   >:(
I have no issues with you being a drag queen at all other times, but
you absolutely can NOT wear your Gay Pride costume up on Broken Arsed!!  >:(  =


(( Wipes sweat off brow ...))

= Go continue doing push-ups with your ewe and lambs!  NOW!! =

(http://www.geocities.com/likeglass55/sheep.gif)

 
%%  There will be no drama today!  Everything will go smoothly.  There will be no drama today!  Everything will go smoothly.  There will be no drama today!  Everything will go smoothly.  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 20, 2006, 12:40:57 am

** John, I am very impressed with your Chutzpah!  I'm impressed with your shameless grandstanding!  Shake it girl Man! **



**thank you Mr. Raymille, I will take that as a "yes" then, and repost the scene here for clarity:**




The outer door to the Twist house opened with a jerk and slammed shut with a loud bang, and Jack’s miserable old man stomped into the porch and on in to the kitchen without even wiping his boots on the mat.

"Where the hell is that boy when I need ‘im???"  he bellered.

"I been waitin’ for him to get his sorry ass outa bed for four fuckin’ hours!  Always keeepin’ me waitin’!  How the hell can he still be laying abed at this time of the day?  ‘N I don’t see his truck outside, has he done drove it into a ditch again?" 

His poor browbeaten wife turned to him, wiping her floury hands on her flowery apron….

" ____________________________________________________________ "
**(now here is where Mrs. Twist has to improvise her line.)**





Mrs. Twist: I'm in the cellar puttin' up the pickled beets.  Be up soon."  %%That stoopid old b*stard.  When is he gonna just kick the bucket and leave me in peace.%%




The Wind (maybe AKA Pentecost-type Holy Ghost): %%There he goes mucking up her floor again, I'm just going to blow all this dirt out the door.  God, I love her.%%



ok, that's the end of our improvisation, whaddya say Celeste?  And thanks for the Pentecost wind Clarissa!

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: cmr107 on June 20, 2006, 12:51:27 am
((Tootie and Elizabeth, chatting companionably on the outskirts of Signal as they walk to their waitress jobs at Pete's Pulled-Pork Pen, start to pass a semi tractor-trailer truck parked along the road, when a loud groan from within the cab brings them up short.  Alarmed, Tootie steps up to peer in the window, but it is so fogged up, she can't see a thing, so she raps loudly on it.  Suddenly the engine starts up, the emergency brake is released with a thud, and Tootie has to leap off the step as the truck springs forward.  The girls stare in amazement as, 500 feet down the road, the driver opens the door and tosses out a large apple, then keeps driving like a bat out of hell.  Approaching it with caution, they find themselves strangely attracted to the moistly gleaming orb.....))

Tootie: "Don't touch it Elizabeth, it might have germs."

%% Or maybe I could keep it and give it to some kind stranger who looks so poor that he smokes half a cigarette and saves the rest for later, and win his heart! I better hide it from Elizabeth... %%

"Oops, I need to tie my shoe. You go on ahead, I'll catch up."

((Hides apple in folds of frumpy dress))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 12:51:44 am
(Okay, I've figured something out - when people hit "reply" or "quick reply." then the subject line of the new post comes from the first original post.  If they hit "quote," then the subject line comes from the post they are quoting.  Ergo, if I adjust the first post's subject line and add the notations, all subsequent replies will have said subject line, UNLESS they are quote replies.  I think we can live with that, and that is why the first post now has the notations in its subject line.)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 20, 2006, 01:26:38 am
**This cast is getting bigger than that hokey Oscar-winner, Trash, er, Crash.**

%%Well, least there are hot extras for me to cruise while I wait for my scene.%%

Randall
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 01:44:00 am
TRUCK DRIVER:

(( Still redlining it down the road in a panic, truck driver checks his rear-view mirror))

%%What in the ...   those damned nosey little heifers!!  Oh no...oh, SHIT!!!  My APPLE!  They're picking up my APPLE!  Damn it all to hell and back!  I just didn't want them girls to catch me....   I... I was gonna  [muffled sob]  ...go back and get it after they passed by....!  What if those little fillies open their damned little pieholes and.....     aw-w-w....shit.%%
Title: Re: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 01:44:56 am

ok, that's the end of our improvisation, whaddya say Celeste?  And thanks for the Pentecost wind Clarissa!


**I say we are just beginning on an excellent journey of unimaginable beauty and craziness here, and can't wait for more.  Thank goodness it's Mr. Raymille directing.  He's got such an amazing grasp of the subject matter and he knows just exactly how to motivate the actors.  True genius in that one.  A touch of madness as well, but quite a bit of genius too.**

**Mr. Raymille working on the B.A.M. production (looks different without the toupee).  He's got kinda a weird thing about safari-style clothes and such, but, hey, whatever it takes....**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/cecil-b-demille_paramount-pictures-.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 01:48:13 am

** Bad news people. A coyote with balls on him the size of apples has been shot and badly injured by our security team today when he tried to enter the sheep-area. Claims he was on his way to an audition for a role in "Broken Arsed Mountain." Is that true? Why haven't we been informed about this?? Anyways. The son of a bitch has been sent to bed and won't be able to act for at least two weeks. **  

 ???

(http://www.desertusa.com/june96/photos/coyote4b.jpg)

(http://www.coyoterescue.org/photos/ICRC/thumbnails/Trickster.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 01:57:38 am
** Ms Spanky!  I am here to assure you that there have been absolutely no coyotes in the sheep area!  **


(( Looks very closely at the sheep ... ))



(http://www.gospeltruth.net/wolfinsheep3)


** Nope!  Everything is just perfect over here!  Nothing to be alarmed about!   :)**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: isabelle on June 20, 2006, 02:11:37 am
%% I am in awe at the professionalism of everyone; I mean each and everyone is so committed, as to comment on absolutely everything, when - and maybe above all, before - any of the action has occured or any line's been said  :laugh:
As a minister, I shall go and say a few prayers of thanks to our Lord above, and tell him to keep the sheep from temptation and deliver them from evil, so that they stop wearing those suspender belts and fishnet stockings  :o %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 02:31:35 am
** And this is how you will probably know me better! **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BCDM.jpg)

%% I am no Wolf in Sheep's clothing! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 02:54:38 am

= I beseech the High Priestess to now deliver a blessing on the ground upon which our lusty virgin treads, and the Lucky Stoop which will bare his demin clad buns as he awaits his fate =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Gravelcross.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 03:05:41 am
**  Things you didn't know about cowboys - It is essential that a waiting cowboy leave bun prints on every hard wooden ledge and step to ensure that one can attest to having tried everything for time to speed up.  Should another person appear that might hinder this process, it is essential that all sat upon terrirory be marked with a downward gaze venturing only as far as the furthest sat upon point!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Kelda on June 20, 2006, 04:28:05 am
Cassie: Tralalala tralalalala tralalala.

%%Geez! Its time for work already, I’ve been dreaming too much about meeting a gorgeous cowboy who will sweep me off my feet, that time has just flown by! Better get into my work gear!%%

((Cassie nips into her wardrobe pulling out a tiny pair of hotpants, a very high pair of wedges and a cowboys style fitted shirt))

This will be awesome to wear today. My prince will come by today, I can just feel it!! Oooh! I should put on some nail polish!

((Cassie skips to bathroom to pick up her blood red nail polish and applies it to her toe nails))

sings: Some day my Prince will come… tralalalala tralalalala

((Cassie toddles out the front door and runs across the street to the bar to start her shift as a glass collector, her Uncle who owns the Bar, won't let her pull pints yet))

%% But once I turn 21 in a few years time, I'll be a proper barmaid...! I can't wait!%%

(http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0377818/Ss/0377818/DHD-2624r.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0377818)


**seeing the punters in the bar are indeed not what she expects a prince to be, her face drops**

%%Oh well, someday, someday!!%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 05:05:45 am
** Mr. Raymille?? Props Magician Anke Spanky proudly reports that the director's tent is ready for you. Supper is on the stove. Let me know if you should need anything else! A foot rub perhaps? Should we send Ennis over??
Still working on the pup tents for the boys. They will be so pleased...**
    8)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Fairy.gif)

(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/custom/113616C181.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 20, 2006, 10:08:12 am
((Aguirre and company continue on their way to Aguirre's trailer to drop Aguirre off, when...))

=Cue the cliche action scene that no movie can be without these days which will give the audience a cheap thrill and have them on the edge of their seat ready to ignorantly digest the rest of the film without investing any of their hearts and souls! ...I mean, let's do that critical scene, which is very vital to the plot, where Aguirre nearly dies.=

(http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/2681772916)

((a passing car gives the signal that he's ready to chicky run and the Basque puts the pedal to the medal))

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0232500/th-Batch_4_06.jpg)

((the rival car crashes into the truckdriver who happened to be the nice young fella' that was willing to give Ennis a lift!  Oh, no!  Luckily he is not seriously injured... but Aguirre demands that the Basque not stop to help them (as if he was going to) and they continue on with a few chuckles and "wahoo"s))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 10:16:19 am
** Bravo the sexy hopeful Cassie.  Never give up hope!  Bravo the dramatic interlude highlighting the arrogance of Aguirre!  Bravo the fairy who has created the gooooooooooooooooooorgeous fornication tent!  And all within budget thus far!  I am so chuffed! **

(( Claps hands and kicks fluffy slippered feet with joy ))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 10:48:24 am
**As the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director, I thought we could use Harmonious Relationships Kit of burning papers (not to be confused with rolling papers).  This kit is burned for invoking spiritual help when experiencing  relationship problems. May also be burned to mark a new beginning in an existing relationship or to focus the intention of a long term relationship, so it sets the stage, so to speak, for this enormous undertaking.**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/harmoniousrelationshipkit.jpg)

**Anyone got a light?  No, no - cigarettes won't work as a substitute.  But we're gonna have to do this off-set.  I don't think Aguirre's gonna go for this eastern-philosophy stuff in his trailer...**


((Everyone moves off-set for ritual Feng Shui paper burning ceremony, to be followed by equally somber whiskey drinking ceremony.))

%% Mr. Raymille didn't approve the Feng Shui budget yet, and there's a LOT of stuff we're gonna need.  Plus I'm gonna need a new outfit to wear for all of this; I can't wear this old thing to a paper burning ceremony.  I hope Mr. Raymille realizes that the Feng Shui aspect of any production is potentially the most expensive but also the most important...that's why everyone thanks the Feng Shui Director at the Oscars!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 20, 2006, 10:55:13 am
**Side Note:  Now that Broke Arsed Mountain contains a crash sequence... there is no way that it shall be denied the honor of Best Picture of the year!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 12:52:35 pm
** What’s new on the set?? Well, the last bull-riding training with young Jack has caused
additional costs as Jack will need a new set of teeth. His pants performed well, though! **
  ::)

(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/116998.jpg)

** And a fierce competition for the last walk-on roles has begone!
These girls have applied for the role of the tatood woman…**  ;D


(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/115856.jpg)

** And these two fellows want to secure themselves the role of the coyote with balls on him the size of apples. Remember? One promising candidate didn’t get past our security team earlier on, so the role is still available. Well, kinda… **  
  ;)

(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/116517.gif)

%% Poor idiots. They obviously aren’t aware of the fact that the only way to get a role in Broken Arsed Mountain at this stage of proceedings is to perform well on Mr. Raymille’s casting couch! %%
   ::)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 01:08:22 pm
** What’s new on the set?? Well, the last bull-riding training with young Jack has caused
additional costs as Jack will need a new set of teeth. His pants performed well, though! **
  ::)

PANTS:
**Why, thank you.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 01:18:10 pm
%% All this waiting is bloody tedious!   I need a beer!  %%

(http://gotpong.com/blog/uploaded_images/hoppybeer-754993.jpg)

** If you guys are interested, while we wait for the actors to get their shit act together, I can show you some pictures of friends and family **

** Here I am in 1979.  That was the very first sheep my dad bought for me – his name was Donkey.  I loved him so much.  I used to ride him all over the back yard.  We used to do everything together..Then when I was 14, he suspiciously disappeared, around the time the Pricksons in the next farm were having a summer cook-out!  They served some pretty tasty pork and lamb chops!  ((Sigh))  I still have no idea what happened to poor ol’ Donkey! **  :-\

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/SheepBack.jpg)


** This here is Uncle Redazz!  He is a hoot!  He is also a good man with a kind heart.
Okay, so he drinks a lot and occasionally molests inflated sheep … but who is perfect? **


(http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/pic1126.jpg)

** Don’t look at me, my sisters did this to poor Tommy. 
He was never the same after that, kept hanging around the billy-goats and lost all interest in the ewes..**


(http://www.whysheep.com/~dvb/Old/Pictures/pink_sheep.gif)

** Here is my cousin Indaloo, he is abit eccentric and loves wool entirely too much, but he lends me his motorbike occasionally..His friend there is Dorothy, ok so he's let her sleep on his bed for 12 months, but who’s counting? **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/hotdate.jpg)


**Jeez, I gotta go!  One of my sheep is bleating its woolly ass off this minute…**

((Runs off half-panicked to the sheep-area…))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bighorn_sheep_mating.jpg)

%% Damn!  Those Bavarian sheep sure are horny!!   :D  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 01:20:32 pm

** Meanwhile a large scale search for young Ennis has begun. The boy hasn't been seen for a while...**



(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/BK-117_Polizei-NRW_D-HNWL.jpg/800px-BK-117_Polizei-NRW_D-HNWL.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 01:22:40 pm
The Wind: %%We need a get Jack to Signal.%%  ((Huffin' and puffin' to blow That Boy to Signal to meet His Destiny.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 02:05:52 pm
%% Where are Jack and Ennis?  We've got Aguierre, Jack's pants, the fly, probably even the cup and razor Jack uses to shave, but no Jack or Ennis...  And Mr. Raymille's at the premiere of his most recent film, walking down the red carpet and schmoozing the paparazzi, so who knows when he'll be back (he's suuuuuuch a media whore).   Let's get this moving ~ time is money, people! %%


** Mr. Raymille all dressed up, and committed to wearing an outfit that complements the red carpet (we don't know who the mystery woman is).  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redcarpet.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 02:08:34 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Sh*t, that wind feels good. If only that train would hurry up and run through Signal. I know I'll probably arrive just as its running past Joe Aguirre's trailer %%

((Reaches down to turn on the radio.))

%% Oh, that's right. There ain't one in this truck. Pa says we can't afford one. %%

((Listens instead to the engine sputtering and the continual rattling and hiccuping from the back of the truck.))

%% Why can't we get a new truck? This one's fallin' apart. Hell, I should know better than to ask. %%

**
Upon a trek of fanciful flight,
determined and intense,
dawn emerges from the night.
The ignorant release pretense.

Dumbfounded in the light of day,
Brilliant blue and white defeat
dawn's mysterious shadowy gray,
heralding the sun's luminous heat.

Stars fade away and dim.
Darkness is left behind.
The soul and mind are at the rim
of a valley, lit but blind.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 02:27:03 pm
%%  Seems our Ennis is even more reluctant than the on-screen Ennis...  %%

 ???
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 02:28:14 pm
** The last I heard he was having internet problems, and this was after waiting 4 hours for him to post his part.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 02:54:20 pm
**Someone who feels moved to do so, please step in as Ennis, until Brandon arrives.  You would take the action and dialogue further along, and when Brandon arrives, he can step in and continue from where you left off.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 02:56:20 pm
**As tempting as that proposition is (to me), I would feel very strange participating in a romantic interaction of any sort with myself. In most states, that's illegal anyway...**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 03:03:16 pm
**Hi Daniel, no I mean you and the person playing Ennis would participate in the meeting outside of Aguirre's trailer, inside Aguirre's trailer, etc.  We're a long way from overt romantic interaction.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 03:05:56 pm
%% Well, I guess older Ennis will have to do the job...%% ((shouts very loudly:)) ** Maaaandy! You stop with that foot rub now and get your scrawny ass out of the director's tent! You are needed in front of Aguirre's trailer!!!! **

 8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 03:06:20 pm
** lol, I know, and I was referring to the mundane romantic interactions (which is any interaction between Ennis and Jack) not the explicit ones. The aspects of silence, direction (not acting direction but the direction of consciousness), and communication that are present in the first few moments of the film are exceptionally romantic even before anything is ever said **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 03:08:54 pm
** lol, I know, and I was referring to the mundane romantic interactions (which is any interaction between Ennis and Jack) not the explicit ones. The aspects of silence, direction (not acting direction but the direction of consciousness), and communication that are present in the first few moments of the film are exceptionally romantic even before anything is ever said **

**Quite so.  Now we need an Ennis, who will rise to the occasion, just for a while?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 03:12:09 pm
((sits down in a chair waiting to see if someone steps up to the bat, looks down at his watch))

** I hate to rush things along, but I have a meeting with my agent in like 2 hours, and after that won't be available until much later on this evening. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 03:16:42 pm
(( Meanwhile ... ))

%%  I really should've brought my bagpipes.. There is nothing like wind in your bags to get you going!
I am getting mighty bored...My poor sheep, they are getting antsy too!
I am getting nervous with all this talk about getting a replacement actor for one of the leads...
hmmmmm...well what do I know about show-bizness??  %%


((  There is a loud knock on Lucise trailer door...He rushes to open it ... ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/youngSheep.jpg)

= Well Pete, I am sorry your boyfriend has walked out on you.  I'll go fetch him presently.
And about the bastard who's ontop of your Momma - can't you see its your Aunt Flora??
Go back to the flock and wait there, I'll bring yer boyfriend back..okay..trot along!!  =


(( Dashes out, running to the road, tripping slightly ...
Gets there just in time ... ))


(http://www.mudsharks.org/jpg/sheep.jpg)


=  David, get back to the flock.  Yer boyfriend is pinin' for you.
And don't try something like this again!  Ya hear?  Go on! Git!!  >:(  =


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 03:27:50 pm
** Bloody hell! Lucise Indapaddock! We have just caught some more runaways
on their way to Texas! You better have an eye on them, will ya?? We can't afford to replace
every other actor who has been cast! **


 >:(

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009888.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 03:40:21 pm
**Perhaps this pause has been fortunate, as it has allowed me to compose a Blessing, as requested by Mr. Raymille, that will help consecrate our project and start it off in the right spirit.  So please, let us have quiet for a moment (good luck, Lucise, with those restive flocks--just do your best, dear) and gather round (you can grasp the hands of your neighbors if you wish) and join with me in a short chant.  The choral response is "We thank you, Lord" and you may all join in.**

A BROKEBACK BLESSING

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank you, Lord

For the Soul of Ennis
For the Spirit of Jack
For the Vision of Annie

We thank you, Lord

For in the Light of Heath there is knowledge of Self
In the Grace of Jake there is Joy
Let the Silence of Ang be a sounding bell to
Destroy
Employ
Enjoy...


For the Strength of the Earth
For the Breath of the Wind
For the Spark of the Fire

We thank you, Lord

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank you, thank you, Lord

YEEHAW
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 03:46:07 pm
** That's actually more like an invocation of thanksgiving, but nice. I may try to write up a blessing for the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers if your worship will allow it? **

** Yee Haw **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 03:46:43 pm
** Bloody hell! Lucise Indapaddock! We have just caught some more runaways
on their way to texas. You better have an eye on them, will ya?? We can't afford to replace
every other actor who has been cast! **


 >:(


** Ms Spanky - The sheep that you found redlining it to Texas are not part of the flock.
They were bloody paparrazzi who were trying to take pictures of some of the celebs in the herd.
I sent the dogs on them this morning ... they took off pretty quick!!  **



(http://www.lowcountrynow.com/images/102502/full_monkey2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 03:47:59 pm
** That's actually more like an invocation of thanksgiving, but nice. I may try to write up a blessing for the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers if your worship will allow it? **

** Yee Haw **

**By all means, Sage Daniel....** 8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 03:50:54 pm
%%Dang, that priestess is eloquent.  Sure glad the Fourth of July is gonna go okay for her.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 03:53:44 pm

** I've just been contacted by a talent scout. Says he's seen a young actress
who would be perfect for the part of the road with only one curve.
Well, I have to say, he's right!! **

 :o   

(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/117174.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 20, 2006, 03:55:50 pm
**Yikes! My cue is the saliva string!! I'd better get suited up in my serape and report to the set!! Here's my fancy holsters that the prop magician found for me!! Hey, these holsters remind me of sumthun I was just looking at  ??? :o**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 04:02:18 pm
**Slightly modified from Meryl's original.

A BROKEBACK BLESSING

From the Light of Heath
From the Grace of Jake
From the Silence of Ang

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

From the Soul of Ennis
From the Spirit of Jack
From the Vision of Annie

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

In the Light of Heath, there is knowledge of Self.
Heed the Self and Transcend.
Be wise among thy senses.
To thee, be a friend.

We thank thee, Lord, for this wisdom.

In the Grace of Jake there is Joy.
The wind blows. Its movement unhalting.
In the face of hardship, embrace humility.
The wind shall pass over, defaulting.

We thank thee, Lord, for this grace.

The Silence of Ang is a sounding bell
To destroy, employ, enjoy.
In this our moment of presentation,
Let our hearts be endowed.

We thank thee, Lord, for this silence.

From the Strength of the Earth
From the Breath of the Wind
From the Spark of the Fire

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank thee, thank thee, Lord

YEEHAW

Modified by Sage Daniel, of the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers, as yet awaiting recognition for their sacred duties in maintaining the spiritual resolve and testimonies laid forth in the divine conception of Brokeback Mountain.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 04:11:54 pm

%% Hope Aguirre will like his trailer. Looks a bit plain from outside, but I fixed it up real nice inside!!! Damn, for all I know that actor has charged 10 million Dollars for the role! %%
  :)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/71/55/0a_12_sb.JPG)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010331.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 04:23:03 pm
%% 
I am not complaining or anything, but Mr Big-Shot-Bastard-Aguirre gets the friggin honeymoon trailer!
And what do I get, a beat-down crap, shyte trailer!!  >:(
Don't they realise that without sheep these boys would never had gotten jobs together up on Broken Arsed??
Fine!  I'll stay here in my shitty trailer!!  >:(
%%


(http://www.swiftview.com/~ormilmuseum/pictures/wasugly.jpg)

(http://www.lib.ndsu.nodak.edu/research/subjects/lifesci/D3.jpg)


%%  I feel like strangling someone!!! >:(

(http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/Research/Robots/Sheep%20dog%2000.gif)

Arrggghhhhh!!!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 04:35:40 pm
((looks down at his watch, then gets up and gathers his things...))

**Mr. Raymille? I've unfortunately got to go now. Be back tonight ready to pull an allnighter if you need me. Hopefully someone will be leaning up against the trailer then.** ((weak smile))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 04:39:22 pm
((The Wind blows benevolently towards the Young Man so ready for Love.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 04:40:00 pm
%% 

Fine!  I'll stay here in my shitty trailer!!  >:(
%%




%% Oh dear. That sheep trainer is a real thinker there, hunh? %%

((Shakes head in disbelief and raises voice:))

** Lucise Indapaddock!!! This ain't your trailer! That's our sheep recreation area!!! We have pitched a pup tent for you near the flock. You sleep with the sheep. 100 percent!!! You have signed that contract, remember? **  ::)

(http://www.cowboycamp.net/images/026.jpg)

 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 04:51:54 pm
**  All right.  We're moving forward at least.  I'll finish with the ceremonial Feng Shui required for today's activities.**

**  What?!?  Who said that?  They said that I made up the role of Ceremonial Feng Shui Director just to get some face time?  Who did?  I demand to know.  'Cause it's not true; G*d - they're just jealous.  I was hired for this role, and I don't come cheap, believe me.  I have NOT invited myself here.  Seconds, even minutes, of contract negotiations took place before I agreed to work on this production.  Ask Meryl - she knows.  The High Priestess knows all about, I swear.  **

(( Feng Shui Director lays out all important implements of ceremony in preparation. ))

Bells
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bell.jpg)

Dharma Wheel
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/dharmawheel.jpg)

Longevity Knots
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/longevityknots.jpg)

Prayer Flags
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/prayerflags.jpg)

Red Envelopes (for the Feng Shui Director's tips)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redenvelope.jpg)

Feng Shui Purse (I think Jack & Ennis are each supposed to carry one with their Feng Shui goodies to impove communication)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/purse.jpg)

Tote Bag
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/totebag.jpg)

**  OK.  As best I can tell, all this stuff is really important in some ceremonial way in creating a harmonious and successful atrmosphere.  I think I put all of it in the attractvie tote bag provided, and walk around seeing if we need a bell or dharma wheel somewhere as production occurs.  **

%%  This might require another new outfit.  I'm going to need something to go with the tote bag, I can tell. Where is Mr. Raymille with the checkbook anyway?!?  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 05:02:33 pm

** Lucise Indapaddock!!! This ain't your trailer! That's our sheep recreation area!!! We have pitched a pup tent for you near the flock. You sleep with the sheep. 100 percent!!! You have signed that contract, remember? **  ::)
[/b]

(( Lucise places hand over mouth ...walks over cautiously to the pup tent ... Steps in ..))


(http://www.pinkmansion.com/NewPics/HoneyMoon-Suite.jpg)

**  Holy Shit!!!  :D  Looks like they got the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director to come in here and straighten things up!
Ms Spanky - Sorry about the mix-up.  You really didn't have to go to so much trouble to get this tent ready for me.
I was perfectly content with my trailer out there!  ;D  **


(( Smiles from ear to ear ... ))

** Thank you for being so generous! 
Errr..Ms Spanky - When all of this is over, you think I can take you somewhere for a drink?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 05:12:04 pm
(( Lucise places hand over mouth ...walks over cautiously to the pup tent ... Steps in ..))

(http://www.pinkmansion.com/NewPics/HoneyMoon-Suite.jpg)

**  Holy Shit!!!  :D  Looks like they got the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director to come in here and straighten things up!
Ms Spanky - Sorry about the mix-up.  You really didn't have to go to so much trouble to get this tent ready for me.
I was perfectly content with my trailer out there!  ;D  **


(( Smiles from ear to ear ... ))

** Thank you for being so generous! 
Errr..Ms Spanky - When all of this is over, you think I can take you somewhere for a drink?  **



** Ahem. Yeah. You're welcome...  ::)

When all of this is over and we have had our big box office success, I guess, I'll invite the whole crew to a summer vacation!! But until then: we better get to work, here!! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 05:12:42 pm
((  Feng Shui Director hangs Wealth Charms (Chinese Coin Prosperity Balls)  all over Lucise Indapaddock's new place.  ))

** It's MARVELOUS!!!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 05:22:52 pm
((  Lucise bows to Feng Shui Director (FSD)... ))

(http://www.buddhamind.info/leftside/monastic/bow.jpg)


** Thank you! I wish you long life and prosperity too!   May your offspring be strong and prosperous! **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 05:28:44 pm
The Wind: ((curls up and takes a nap.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 06:55:40 pm
An hour and a half later...

The Wind: ((opens one eye, looks around, siiiggghhhhsssssss, and goes back to sleep.  She knows she'll need her strength up on that Mountain.))  **We ARE still going up on that Mountain, right?**   8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 07:14:24 pm
** Guys!!  Ms Spanky has had a Jacuzzi installed on set ... **   :D


(http://www.photo.net/cr/monte-jacuzzi.jpg)


** Guess they are trying really hard to keep us from taking off!
I'm gonna jump in!!  :D  Hang on!  Any of you folks in there over-indulged on the Spicy Chili
the caterers were dishin' out all day?   :-\   **



((..Crew sneers at Mr Indapaddock, the busboy gives him the finger ...))


** OKAY!  Screw the sheep,  I'm jumping in!.. :D **

(http://www3.sympatico.ca/simsg/jump.JPG)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 07:16:11 pm
**You people are just faaaaaaaaaaabulous!  It's going really well!  ::)  Am I correct that, after I have finished nearly a ten hour working day, that we have progressed to Younger Ennis GETTING OUT OF THE GODDAM TRUCK???!!!.  I am VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY pleased with y'all!**

%%Mr. Raymille wrote this to us 22 hours ago.  I think he's going to really be impressed with all we accomplished today.  Oh yeah....%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 07:43:18 pm
%%Mr. Raymille wrote this to us 22 hours ago.  I think he's going to really be impressed with all we accomplished today.  Oh yeah....%%

 :laugh:

*But as time fillers, we're getting quite expert.  Thank God for the sheep.*  ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: sparkle_motion on June 20, 2006, 07:55:29 pm
Lashawn here. I'm a little confused right now, especially about the Feng Shui references. Where I come from, we don't have that sort of thing. It reminds me of this time my papa ran into this yankee that was visitin' our town and he was askin' if we had a masseuse. Lordy me, I can't spell it, let alone know what one is. We was askin' him what he meant by that, my paw was ready to give him a five fingered sandwich 'cause we assumed he was insultin' us. But the yankee 'splained it was a woman that gives massages. We didnt have nuthin like that there but we told him Mabel who works over at the Piggly Wiggly took a massagin' class at the community college and she might be interested 'n givin' him a massage on her break. He looked at us a might odd and walked off.
Anyhoo, you buckaroos best be updatin' me when it's time to start this here play. I'm a wee bit excited!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 07:58:04 pm
:laugh:

*But as time fillers, we're getting quite expert.  Thank God for the sheep.*  ;D

** They are quite a handful!!  Speaking of mouthful ...what the ...  ???  >:(  **


(http://www.wilsonlivestock.com/images/516%20ewe%20out%20of%20DD.jpg)


** SECURITY!!  Take this dumbass perv away!  SHEEP MOLESTER!!  >:( **


(( Busboy zips up his pants and scrambles off ... Lucise chases after him ...))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 08:31:13 pm
Lashawn here. I'm a little confused right now, especially about the Feng Shui references.


** Y'know LaShawn...these high falutin city folk around here had some craaaaaaaazy notion to get all harmoniosly balanced.  Assuming y'all didn't study this stuff at SMU?  Anywho, Mr. Raymille has got sumpin good in mind no doubt for having the whole Feng Shui thing going on.  Here's an answer that will make everything clear as mud!  **

**WHAT IS FENG SHUI? (Pronounced "Fung Shway")

Feng Shui has been called the Chinese "Art of Placement," that balances the life energies, or chi, in a living space. Using simple "cures," it increases the flow of positive chi and subdues the negative flow. And according to the theory of Feng Shui, harmonizing our personal chi with the chi in the environment puts us in harmony with the natural forces of nature and, in turn, results in a healthy, happy and prosperous life. The basic tenets of this philosophy are quite simple. If positive energy can flow through an environment, then the people residing there will benefit.  When the chi circulates properly, we experience a feeling of well-being while good health and prosperity are increased in our lives.  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 09:18:40 pm
Feng Shui has been called the Chinese "Art of Placement," that balances the life energies, or chi, in a living space. ...... When the chi circulates properly, we experience a feeling of well-being while good health and prosperity are increased in our lives.

%%Hm, I reckon that's what Ennis was trying to adjust when he said the tent don't look right.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 09:20:00 pm
Feng Shui has been called the Chinese "Art of Placement," that balances the life energies, or chi, in a living space. Using simple "cures," it increases the flow of positive chi and subdues the negative flow.  [/color] **

**I like that idea very much, O Feng Shui maven.  Could you arrange to "cure" my chi by placing Mr. Ledger in my personal space tonight?  Would be much obliged.**  :-*
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 09:26:11 pm
**I like that idea very much, O Feng Shui maven.  Could you arrange to "cure" my chi by placing Mr. Ledger in my personal space tonight?  Would be much obliged.**  :-*


(( FSD strategically arranges Mr. Ledger in Meryl's personal space, but Meryl seems distracted by someting on-line.  FSD convinces him Meryl's chi is worth the wait. ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 09:27:53 pm
%% Wow, glad to be out a that truck, ask for a simple ride and his hands are all over me.  Damn, there's a price for everything these days.  Hope I can work this summer.  I promised Alma the moon and I better deliver cause she is one classy girl.

Now, where is this damn Ranch employment agency??  Hope this Aguirre guy is a decent fella, cause I need to makes serious money.   Wonder what he looks like?  Now why would I wonder that...hmmm.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 09:32:47 pm
**Woo-Hoo!** 

The Audience:  ((stands up and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))
Title: **Aside**
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 09:33:32 pm
ATTENTION:

Stepping in for Brandon will be his understudy, Double D.  Should Brandon return I will relinquish the role back to him...

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 09:35:39 pm
Ledge Heather, (The Ledge):  "Groan.., oooooh... now who is this plonking his newly blessed denim clad virgin bum on me?!  It's always the way!  So early in the morning and some cowboy parks his chattering cheeks right down like it's his right! %% It's a very girly feeling butt mind you %%  It's not enough that I have to run around this damn building all day and night, but now I have to support some wanna be sheep poke! Woe is me!  Hey Stairs, whaddidya have to stoop to for him to give you his sandwiches?  I hope he butts his fag out on ya! %% I never liked Stairs.  Always fancied themselves as going up in the world! %%"


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennisonstep.jpg)

" ..and now that bloody noisy train!  Ooooooooooooooooh poor porr me.  I am so BOARD!"

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Train-Ennis-2.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 09:42:56 pm
**Woo-Hoo!** 

The Audience:  ((stands up and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))

The Audience:  ((CONTINUES to stand and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 09:45:59 pm
%%Now where the hell is this guy?  Wait here comes a car. Boy does it need work, oh wait, this can't be this Aguirre fella, can it?  Looks like someone else looking for work.  Hell, look at the eyes on this here fella. Oh crap I think he saw me lookin at him.. Damn eyes down, eyes down.  He's checkin me out, I can tell, well he better keep those eyes to hisself...Ouch this ledge just pinched me.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 10:10:15 pm
(( FSD strategically arranges Mr. Ledger in Meryl's personal space, but Meryl seems distracted by someting on-line.  FSD convinces him Meryl's chi is worth the wait. ))

%% JEE-zus H!  She actually did it!  JEE-zus H! %%  ((Adjusts robes and whips on some lipstick))

"Heath!  Dahling, do sit down.  Thank  you, Sister Yaadpyar, I can take it from here.  I said, I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE."  ((Yaadpyar reluctantly retires.  Meryl smiles warmly at Heath))  "Can I get you something to drink?  Why don't you take off your hat and jacket, dear?  Just make yourself at home." ((Takes hat and jacket, turns to hang them up, breathes in manly scent, practically faints))

((Recovering)) "I thought we might discuss the spit-ual...er spiritual...side of your role before filming begins in earnest..."
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 20, 2006, 10:10:51 pm
The Audience:  ((Continues to CONTINUE to stand and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 20, 2006, 10:13:01 pm
The Train: %%Oooh, look at that handsome cowboy. He sure does look lonely. If he's about to be sent up on that mountain I sure hope he has some company. Too bad there are no train tracks up there.... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 10:28:00 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/RunSheep.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 10:38:34 pm
(( FSD hangs nice crystal balls to enhance the energy on the set. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CrystalBall.jpg)

** Crystal Balls Bring Beautiful Colored "Chi" into Your Set  **

** The main purpose of faceted crystal balls is to transmute energy.  The balls must be faceted and the size depends upon the size of the ailment you are trying to cure.   A small window approx 2' x 4' would take a 20 mm ball.  A window 4'x4' will take a 30mm ball.  Anything larger will take a 50 mm ball or a couple of 30 mm balls.  When "Sha" or hard energy enters the ball, the facets deflect the energy breaking it up and turning it into "Chi" or soft energy.  Crystal Balls are typically used in windows to transmute the "Sha" entering your home from the street.  They can also be used in an entryway or long hallway  to slow down the energy.   The size of the crystal ball you choose is dependent on the size of the ailment and the amount of energy you are trying to transmute.  In a hall or entry that is 36" wide you can use 20 mm balls, hang them approx every 4'.  In a hall 48" wide use 30 mm balls and hand them every 4'.  In halls 60" wide or large use 50mm balls and hang them every 5'. **

%%  FSD is amazed at the multi-functionality of crystal balls.  %%

FSD: "Actors - please keep crystal ball size and placement in mind.  It's important!!" 
 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 10:43:29 pm
= Ennis, please observe the previous post and redress your Shwaying Fung for the betterment of this performances Chi flow! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 10:49:27 pm
**Whew, some a those balls er the size a apples.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 20, 2006, 10:50:31 pm
Tootie:  %% Hmm, I know a girl who will be heading back up to her dorm room in a couple of months. I should tell her about these crystal balls. I bet she'd like some soft energy around during finals. Golly, the things you learn on a movie set! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 10:52:14 pm
(( Meanwhile  ... The sheep trainer chills out at the Jacuzzi ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/luciseJacuzzi.jpg)


(( ... Back at the sheep playground ...))

(http://www.top20fun.com/images/pictures/0527.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 10:58:36 pm
Quote
   The size of the crystal ball you choose is dependent on the size of the ailment and the amount of energy you are trying to transmute.  In a hall or entry that is 36" wide you can use 20 mm balls, hang them approx every 4'.  In a hall 48" wide use 30 mm balls and hand them every 4'.  In halls 60" wide or large use 50mm balls and hang them every 5'. **

%%  FSD is amazed at the multi-functionality of crystal balls.  Actors - please keep crystal ball size and placement in mind.  It's important!!    %%

** Um...  if I wanna do that 'sha' thing here in ma trailer which is 4' X 11' should I get a couple o' them balls the size a apples?   Or what.  **

Wile E.

%%Heehee...Effen' Meno & Effen' Pants, two nasty peas in a pod thinkin' the same thing!%%   ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 11:02:01 pm
= Hey!  Lucise Indapaddock!  I'm not paying you for the dog to babysit the sheep while you encourage no clothes! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 11:02:17 pm
((Meryl brings Heath a cool drink and sits beside him on the couch, feeling the chi rev up to an incredible level))

%% Celeste must be reading my mind....How else would she know to start talking about balls?  How big is 50 mm?  Would they be the size of apples?   Jeez, it's hot in here.... %%

"So, Heath darling, what shall we talk about first?  Ennis's hole--SOUL! I mean--is quite beautiful, really, wouldn't you say..."
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 20, 2006, 11:18:33 pm
= Hey!  Lucise Indapaddock!  I'm not paying you for the dog to babysit the sheep while you encourage no clothes! =

((  Lucise jumps out of jacuzzi ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/dryUp.jpg)


(( Dresses up in a flash and gets back to the sheep playground ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheep_herder.jpg)


%%  Shit!  That was close!  But talk about bad timing! 
Just when the dude in the 'cuzzi was getting 'friendly' ... bummer!  :-\  %%


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 11:21:03 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/clotheslinejeans.jpg)

Pants #1 - ** Why did they get to go?! **

Pants #2 - ** Maybe 'cause they were dry and Mrs. Twist folded them
nicely and took them to his room?  (sigh...) **

Pants #3 - ** No, man.  They got to go last summer.  They're Jack's Effen'
Favorite Pants.  Sons' a bitches. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 11:32:54 pm
To Sashca (Psst, How bout "Sons of britches?")
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 11:44:13 pm
%% Look at this here fella tryin to make me look his way.  Wish this Aguirre would show up soon. Got some kind a funny feelin' in my belly an my face is gettin all hot.  I mus be comin down with some kind a fever.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 12:06:52 am
** Things you didn't know about cowboys : You should never perform toiletry duties before arriving for a job interview just incase you need to gaze into the rear view mirror to check out some seemingly shy fellow intervieweeeeeeeeee.  **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/brushesmug.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:21:36 am
**Yes, my apologies Mr. Director and dear beloved costars. I have finally rearrived on set after about four hours of horrendous traffic. But I'm pitching up a tent here on the Q.T. (whatever the heck that is), and staying all night and all day tomorrow if I need to.**

YOUNG JACK:

((As the train rushes by, a lone blue truck rattles down the road of Signal, heading to the trailer that YOUNG ENNIS is leaning against. The truck sputters up to the trailer and grinds to a halt, its engine and exhaust loudly complaining. The truck rocks unsteadily for a moment as YOUNG JACK accompanied by YOUNG JACK'S JEANS dismount from the truck.))

((Kicking the truck's tire.))
Sh*t!

((He places his hands on his waist and looks at the truck, then turns and notices Ennis. He turns around completely and looks fully at him, the expression in his eyes vague but somehow familiar.))

**Emerged from hiding shell
The fated stirs his being.
Into the depths of hell,
A void expression lacking.

Not a hell of pain,
but one of ecstasy.
And from the human strain:
another soul to see.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 12:22:31 am
%%I'm so excited, Daniel and DeeDee are both in the thread at the same time.%%  ((Elle goes to pee and get her glasses, which she needs at night now, thanks to her aging eyes, hoping it will be a long night of goodness and folderol ahead.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:23:36 am
**I hope she can stay on for a while, I just got back from a long day at work.**

**I just noticed that whoever's been posting for Ennis, including the director, has been jumping around a bit. I know you people are anxious to get this thing moving on, but surely we can spend enough time to do it right.** ((smiles))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 12:25:33 am
((He places his hands on his waist and looks at the truck, then turns and notices Ennis. He turns around completely and looks fully at him, the expression in his eyes vague but somehow familiar.))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/jt2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 12:26:10 am
**I hope she can stay on for a while, I just got back from a long day at work.**

**Daniel, what can we get you?  A cool beverage, a sandwich, an ergonomic chair to sit in?  A finger massage between typings?  Your wish is our command - you are a STAR.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:28:41 am
**Let's just do this thing right, I've got about 20 pages of notes from the first 10 minutes of actual interractions, so can we please try not to jump around too much. There's a lot going on here (I don't think I have to tell you that), and I would be lack in my portrayal of Jack if I did not try and offer every detail witnessed.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 12:35:33 am
**Let's just do this thing right, I've got about 20 pages of notes from the first 10 minutes of actual interractions, so can we please try not to jump around too much. There's a lot going on here (I don't think I have to tell you that), and I would be lack in my portrayal of Jack if I did not try and offer every detail witnessed.**

((Elle shuts up and sits down.  No jumping.  Prepares for 20 pages of wonderment.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 12:37:37 am
** Moi GAWD!  The man's a chompin! 20 pages hunh?!  That's more than I took for the whole 6 months since seeing the original!  Let loose you rampant thesbian method Actor you!  I'm so chuffed! **

= Let the games proceed! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:38:28 am
**I've paused because this is where Ennis is supposed to look up at me and then look back down, again, bashedly. In other words, he catches me staring (gazing?) I'm not certain if I should wait for Dee Dee or whoever to go ahead and do that part, or if I should keep going, considering that some similar actions have already occurred (out of context, I might add) in previous posts.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 12:44:43 am
** Unfortunately, only took over the part tonight and had no time to prepare.  Why dont you, Daniel, pick it up from my last one, if that's ok.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 12:51:28 am
**I've paused because this is where Ennis is supposed to look up at me and then look back down, again, bashedly. In other words, he catches me staring (gazing?) **

(http://static.flickr.com/51/166461846_f756b1dc2d.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:54:33 am
** All Right. Umm, ((flips the page)), I guess we're about here.**

YOUNG JACK:

((Caught gazing at Ennis, he looks away quickly, walks back to the truck and leans back against it, his body overcome with a sensual ease. Having nothing else to look at, he gazes back at Ennis. The blue depths of his eyes darken in passion. He puts a hand on his waist, subtly caressing the pocket of his jeans as he leans back on his other arm. His stance is decidedly sexual and heated.))

((Time passes???))

(( Jack is looking in the side rearview mirror of the truck, shaving carefully with a cup of cold water with soap and brush. It's difficult work. He stops for a moment and looks at Ennis's reflection in the mirror, the expression in his eyes unreadable. He goes back to shaving and arches an eyebrow as he turns his head to the side to finish scraping the razor down that side of his face.))

**Side to side, eye to eye
The thrust, parry, riposte.
Shining blades, thus cast the die,
which now reject the cost.

The mirror reflects truth,
but what do I see?
The self which is in other
Or the him thats in me.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:05:20 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Shaving.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rearview.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 01:05:41 am
Young Ennis:

** He watches as this fella, with the blue eyes shave in his mirror and wonders who he is impressing, when a car comes driving up.  He gets out the way and waits until this man, Mr. Aguirre gets out of the car.  He seems gruff, so he waits and wonders if he should follow him in the trailer, when the man opens and shuts the door without even a glance.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:10:22 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Still accompanied by YOUNG JACK'S JEANS, looks up from the mirror at the sound of a car approaching. He wipes his face with his sleeve and puts his small shaving kit %% if it can be called that %% back in the truck. Mr. Aguirre gets out of the car and he approaches him hopefully.))

%% Uh, Mr. Aguirre? Mr. Aguirre? Remember me? %%

((Apparently either not remembering him or just completely inconsiderate, Mr. Aguirre ascends the steps to his trailer and quickly enters, slamming the door behind him.))

((The ominous warning on the door stands out like a blazing torch: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."))

** Hope springs anew,
though not forever.
Drops of fresh dew,
which dry up in fever.

In fervor and haste,
opportunity goes by.
Precious seconds we waste...
But do we know why?

Some silences are benign,
but other soundlessnesses hostile.
To frustrate or to strengthen,
the quiet heart will rustle.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 01:16:01 am
Quote
((The ominous warning on the door stands out like a blazing torch: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."))


(http://lamarmo.com/davisreno/signs/sign015.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:18:14 am
= Fast or slow, we are missing many great opportunities to comment on the side issues here Jack.  Such as What the razor has to say about all this, and the Feng Sui of the mirror position.  I know you're excited, but you'll burn yourself out by interval if you don't pause! =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Bleed.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:21:45 am
**Sure thing, boss. I suppose I can be grateful that the razor didn't have an actor. I just don't think that I have the type of wit you are wanting for your humorous rendition. If anyone would like to offer suggestions for the opinions of the physical objects or some other humorous anecdote that might help further our beloved director's artistic vision, please don't hesitate to inform me.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 01:23:58 am
** Jack, you heard the boss, let yer hair down...
Matter of fact, lets go for a drink and if you are up for it, a little jacuzz-ing action later  ;) **



(http://www.neophi.com/home/danielr/fun/bigone.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 01:24:49 am
%%Jack, you be Jack.  Silly people, you be silly people.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:29:13 am
**Thank you, Ms. Assistant Director. I will of course go back and add choruses to those parts that I have already performed. But right now, in the interest of getting the action going, I am willing to put those aside.  While I do have a sense of humor, it is more dry than erratic, and more philosophical than irrational. **

((sings))

**Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. Getting to like you, Getting to hope you like me. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:41:07 am
** We love you ya goose!  It's just that I know many foolish people have been collecting all sorts of nonsense in preparation for performances as the cigarette, the shaving brush, and the wind certainly has more to say than her fair share.  Do what you're doing.., just do it slower! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:43:22 am
**Oh, I see. So you want the action to move along, but you don't want to move it along so swiftly in case an inanimate object or animal wants to interject something. A Disney-esque version, if you will. **
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 01:55:09 am
(( Mr Indapaddock walks over to the Director ...))



** Errrr...Boss - can I have a word in yer ear?  Ummm, I wanted to ask if it'd be okay if I took off for few hours.  You see, the thing is that I just received a letter from home, and my sister Spermanza has just had triplets.  I'd love to go see them and be back in few hours. **


(( Waits quietly ..continues ...))


** As a matter of fact, here are the cute little sweethearts ...**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/triplets1.jpg)


** Ooops...errr..wrong photo!!  :-\ ..
These are the triplets: 2 boys and a gal..**


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/baby_abc_in_diapers.jpg)


** Aren't they darlin??  So could I take off for a few to go see 'em Boss?  :-\  **


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:59:58 am
**  Yes Jack, I am Walt slowly defrosting!  **

**  Lucise Man!  Take me with you and we'll both take it off!  Congratulations to your sister for the other triplets by the way, although with a name such SPERMANZA, what could be expected?! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 02:06:28 am
**  Lucise Man!  Take me with you and we'll both take it off!  Congratulations to your sister for the other triplets by the way, although with a name such SPERMANZA, what could be expected?! **

** Yer my hero Boss!  I will pass the good wishes to Spermie, she will be thrilled.  :D
Just to keep your mind at ease, I have gotten my friend Iqualuit to babysit them sheep while I am gone.  He is very experienced in all things sheep!  His father used to own the
largest herd of sheep in Upper Mongolia before he sold everything to move out here ...
Our sheep will be in good hands!  :)  **



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tibetSheepHerder.jpg)


**  He will go back home when I get back in a coupla hours!  Thank you Boss!  ;D  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 02:38:27 am
** Yer my hero Boss!  I will pass the good wishes to Spermie, she will be thrilled.  :D
Just to keep your mind at ease, I have gotten my friend Iqualuit to babysit them sheep while I am gone.  He is very experienced in all things sheep!  His father used to own the
largest herd of sheep in Upper Mongolia before he sold everything to move out here ...
Our sheep will be in good hands!  :)  **


**  He will go back home when I get back in a coupla hours!  Thank you Boss!  ;D  **


** Oh dear. Folks, I've reason to believe our sheep trainer won't have much time for us today! Hope that replacement trainer is any good... **


http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2779.msg45994;topicseen#msg45994 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2779.msg45994;topicseen#msg45994) 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 03:28:12 am
((watches the film of the last few scenes with the director tapping his foot nearby. When the scenes cut, the director is looking at them both, an eyebrow arched but nothing spoken.)) %% Gulp! %%

** You want us to do it again? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 03:37:55 am
** NO WAY!  ** 

(( Stops tapping foot and puts down hammer ))

%%  Aaahhhhhhhhhh that's a releif  %%

= Stage call has been sent to Ennis' Cigarettes, and the rest of the cast are out celebrating Lucise Indapaddock's Birthday =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Kelda on June 21, 2006, 04:01:35 am
=Thanks to reminder from the actor playing the part of the horse with the low startle point (jenny) I have ammended cassie's lines to ensure she is a glass collector! She would be too young to pull pints in her Uncle's (I made this part up!!) pub, so has to make do with being a glass collector until she is old enough to be a real barmaid!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 21, 2006, 07:10:44 am
** Mr. Raymille, Mr. Raymille! *flapping pants legs wildly* I'm sorry if Jack's pants were leaning a little more towards laconic tonight, but at least they were THERE (Thank you, Daniel!).  **
** All Right. Umm, ((flips the page)), I guess we're about here.**

YOUNG JACK:

((Caught gazing at Ennis, he looks away quickly, walks back to the truck and leans back against it, his body overcome with a sensual ease. Having nothing else to look at, he gazes back at Ennis. The blue depths of his eyes darken in passion. He puts a hand on his waist, subtly caressing the pocket of his jeans as he leans back on his other arm. His stance is decidedly sexual and heated.))

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/CUpants.jpg)
"Sensual ease", baby....   and "Decidedly sexual and heated".

%%  Oh, Daniel is SO GOOD!  Jack's pants may just do all the drapin' and belt-buckle flickin' ... slidin' off hastily and all around lookin' about as sexy as a pair of pants can look....   and let DANIEL come up with all those purty words......  YEAH! %%

%%Feeling so guilty....!  Immediately after posting the picture of Jack's 'left behind in Lightning Flat' pants, I had to rush my daughter to the emergency room because she had an allergic reaction that was rapidly closing up her throat and her face was swelling.  She was treated right away so was out of danger, but had to stay several hours.  Once I was sure all was well.....   yes, you guessed it....   I was pacing around worrying I'd miss my cues!  (Oh, No--  what if the pants go to Signal and drape across the truck without me?!  They did, and I survived.)  Thanks again to Young Jack who made sure he didn't arrive Pants-less....although.....  ;D   we'll save that for our 'DVD added features' version. %%


**Mr. Raymille?  Just in case more unforeseen absences occur, would it be okay if:

Truck Driver - He'll be okay for awhile....   he has plenty to 'think on'.

Jack's Pants - Looks like Jack's pants will be well taken care of, clinging lovingly to every inch of those long, muscular legs, gently rounded buttocks region, and fluctuating firmness in the fly zone.  I'll try to always be there, ensuring all pants parts are in smooth working order.  But in my absence, Pants will accompany Jack at all times....   except for laundry day, of course!   (Will that work?)

Cigar Butt - I'd like to appoint an understudy for this role, so that in the event of a 'Marilyn Monroe-length waiting period, the story can continue.  I was hoping Low-Startle-Point Jenny might step in if needed, since she seems to have enough filly feistiness for two (right, Jenny?  ;D ) Just tryin' to cover all bases, Mr. Raymille, Sir.  **
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Post by: ednbarby on June 21, 2006, 08:54:49 am
**Damn.  Sorry I missed my cue, Mr. Raymille.  I had all kinds of backstory prepared about it taking me so long because I was at the spa getting extra buttery-ness injected into my leaves, too.  Maybe Ennis is trying to cut down?**
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 08:56:11 am
((Out in the distance, the rumbling of an engine grows louded and louder.  YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS look up to see a cloud of dust being kicked up by a blue... something-or-other.))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Aguire-car-3.gif)

((It is Aguirre and company!))

**If anyone wants to take the part of the company characters and have some fun, feel free to do so -- but I think we already have a Basque.  Also, for some reason, I think this would be a great time for a musical number.  Am I the only one that really thinks a musical number would be absolutely perfect... something very "opening number of West Side Story" maybe?**

((Aguirre and company pull up, hanging out the windows of the car.  Their hands are raised in unison.  Snap.  Snap.  Snap.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 09:54:54 am
(( Making breakfast for her husband, Mrs. Twist drifts off in her thoughts, wondering about her beloved son Jack. ))

Mrs. Twist: "You want bacon or sausage with your eggs?"

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Mrs.jpg)

%% I wonder how Jack's doing.  He's such a sweet boy.  Such a good heart.  Don't know how he's gonna make a way in the world.  Driven off by his daddy - no home left for him at home.  He's young to be out there alone, but I guess he'll figure it out.  Guess he's got no choice...  How did I end up here, stuck with this life, stuck with this man?  %%
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 10:16:02 am
**While there seems to be a delay on the opening musical number... I wanted to make the note that I do have another musical number that would be very cute in the future.  Are we all aware of the film "The Little Mermaid" ? -- You know that song "Kiss the Girl" ...well I was thinking maybe everyone could do that song during the first tent scene, hahaha!  You know, we could all play a forest critter and sing the lyrics:

Sha-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah, my, oh, my
Looks like the boy too shy
Go on and kiss the boy (whoah-whoah)

Sha-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah, ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
He gonna miss the boy (whoah-whoah)


Hehehe... just a suggestion... I thought it would be kind of cute.**
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Post by: welliwont on June 21, 2006, 10:16:40 am

John Twist:  %%Ain't it just like him tho', durn fool, to run off juss as soon as I need him ta be helpin' me wid the fence-mendin'!  Now how 'm I suppose' ta pull that fence wire tight all by myself and drive the fencing nails in all at the same time?  It's not lak I have three hands or nothin'!!  Hmphh!!%%

**hey Celeste, I'm leavin' for my one-hour commute just now, so I can't be jumpin' in for a while...**
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Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 10:39:03 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/WS.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/WS2.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 10:48:46 am
Broken Arsed Mountain Soundtrack Lyrics


JACK
(spoken)
Ennis . . .

(sings)
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis . . .
Ennis!
I've just met a guy named Ennis,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Ennis!
I've just glimpsed a guy named Ennis,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Ennis!
Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like praying.

Ennis,
I'll never stop saying Ennis!

The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
Ennis.

** Sincere apologies to Jim Bryant for destroying the original "Maria" song **

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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 11:11:05 am
**Celeste, with much love for your lyrics, I must point out how out of place it is at this point... considering that Ennis and Jack have not introduced themselves to each other yet!  So perhaps we can hold on to it for a little bit.**

**I do have the opening musical number prepared, though.  Ray, I'll need some help with photos for this...**

= to the tune of the "Jet Song" from West Side Story=

AGUIRRE:
When you tend the sheep, you'll pitch a pup tent!
You'll sleep with the sheep one-hundred percent!

When you tend the sheep and you see a coyote,
You'll shoot it on sight, but doooon't rooooock the boooooooat...


((Aguirre comes to a grand closing with the tune of "Jet Song" and without missing a beat moves into the tune of "Rock the Boat" by The Hues Corporation (the oldies song) along with the rest of his crew.))

AGUIRRE & CO.
Oh, to rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat-t-t-t-t...
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 11:46:23 am
The Wind:  %%Ah, I see everything is hunky dory down in Signal, and the folks are using their breath (wind) to bring joy and gaiety.%%  ((The Wind blows through that parking lot of latent potentiality.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 11:48:00 am
**Celeste, with much love for your lyrics, I must point out how out of place it is at this point... considering that Ennis and Jack have not introduced themselves to each other yet!  So perhaps we can hold on to it for a little bit.**

**  David - I think you are exactly right here.  The song is completely out of place.  I was just so inspired by Mr. Raymille's still shots.  I hope I won't make you toooooo crazy by not deleting it...  What are you gonna do with folks like me. **

(( StudDuck David:   ::) ::) ::) ))
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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 11:52:21 am
%% Uh oh, the dreaded "musical number" monster has reared its head.  I guess it was to be expected.  Pretty soon they'll be filking away at every tune known to man, and I stopped listening to pop songs in the 70's.  I never know the tune to these damn filks!  Oh well, at least I do know "West Side Story."  I'm surprised a whippersnapper like StudDuck does, to tell the truth. %%

((Nursing a top-grade headache, Meryl walks gingerly out of her High Priestess digs, much like Jack does after TS1.))

%% Jeebus, that sun'll blind a person! %%  ((Whips on sunglasses, sinks onto a porch chair))

"Ouch!"

%% Wish I could remember more specifics about last night.  It gets all blurry after Heath and I raided the Feng Shui cabinet and downed all the ceremonial rice wine.  That boy can hold his liquor!  But damn, that chi energy was going strong!  Judging from how I feel when I sit down, I think I owe Sister Celeste and her twinkly balls big-time.  I mean, big-time! %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 12:07:37 pm
(( Celeste changes quickly out of Mrs. Twist costume, and decides, out of respect for the entire cast and crew (esp Stud Duck) to give up on the musical numbers.  She then hurridly dons her FSD robes to resume her Ceremonial role.  ))


((FSD Celeste/YaadPyar lays out Celadon Porcelain Wu Lou Tassel for Meryl. )) 

** According to my sources, the Celadon Porcelain Wu Lou Tassel is perfect for those who want some Heath (or is that supposed to be Health?) Feng Shui in their home, but in a more decorative form. Enjoy your gourd tassel placed in the home or tied to personal effects, or to persons named Heath. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/tassel.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 12:20:27 pm
**Thanks, Celeste (I think)!**

((Ties tassel around her aching head))

**I'll replace the ceremonial rice wine, I promise.  Um, do you know how to make coffee?**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 12:36:51 pm

((Ties tassel around her aching head))

**I'll replace the ceremonial rice wine, I promise.  Um, do you know how to make coffee?**


** Craft services is in charge of coffee.  Union rules prohibit me of making coffee.  Sorry. **

** FSD must ask in her Ceremonial Role, that High Priestess return crystal balls of any size cleaned and polished ASAP.  And why is there some guy who looks like Heath Ledger wandering around the set all hung over asking when he's getting his special 'blessing'?! **

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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 01:16:20 pm
** Craft services is in charge of coffee.  Union rules prohibit me of making coffee.  Sorry. **

** FSD must ask in her Ceremonial Role, that High Priestess return crystal balls of any size cleaned and polished ASAP.  And why is there some guy who looks like Heath Ledger wandering around the set all hung over asking when he's getting his special 'blessing'?! **

**WHAT!**

((Meryl whips off the tassel and stands up, in high dudgeon))

**You betrayed me, you beeyatch!  Just because I didn't have on my glasses, you substituted a Heath look-alike!  Take back your @*!$% balls, and may you never have a day's luck with them!**

((Meryl pulls down all twinkly balls within reach and pommels the FSD, who quickly retreats, robes flapping))

%% "Blessing," my ass....  Let him try to get any more "blessing" from me, and-- %%

((Considers))

%% He did look an awful lot like Heath Ledger.... %%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 21, 2006, 02:01:54 pm
Tootie: %% Oh no! That boy in the beige hat is about to go into the trailer! I'm missing my cue! Good thing I have this apple to give him. %%

((Walks down the street 20 feet behind Aguirre.))

%% Now if I just take a little detour, I'll walk past the trailer and can slip it in his paper bag. %%

((Starts walking toward trailer, sees adorable cowboy draped over his truck, staring at Tootie's intended apple recipient.))

%% I can't compete with those blue eyes. Maybe down the road there will be another trailer where cute boys go to get jobs... %%

((Continues walking, looking dejected.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 02:16:54 pm
**WHAT!**

((Meryl whips off the tassel and stands up, in high dudgeon))

**You betrayed me, you beeyatch!  Just because I didn't have on my glasses, you substituted a Heath look-alike!  Take back your @*!$% balls, and may you never have a day's luck with them!**

((Meryl pulls down all twinkly balls within reach and pommels the FSD, who quickly retreats, robes flapping))

%% "Blessing," my ass....  Let him try to get any more "blessing" from me, and-- %%

((Considers))

%% He did look an awful lot like Heath Ledger.... %%

%% High Priestess must REALLY be hungover.  Guy looks like Heath Ledger because he IS!  FSD would never deceive H.P. (High Priestess) who is incapable of being deceived anyway.  Subtlety in writing is sooooooo lost on H.P. when she's had too much ceremonial wine.  FSD considers that H.P.'s interest in Heath Ledger is NEVER a joking matter... %%

(( FSD returns tassel to H.P., who accepts it as the talisman that it is.  H.P. sets off to Nordstrom Spa for a hot stone massage to recover from last night, and FSD looks for new ceremonial implements to restore balance to set and self. ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 02:23:16 pm
** A Musical Number (though without a tune, regretfully) **

YOUNG JACK:

** How can I stand his silence?
How can I reply to the unasked question?
How can I know which way the wind blows,
in his silence?
His silence.

His hands in his pockets,
His face toward the ground.
His eyes dart up but they don't look around.
They are focused on me.
My heart skips a beat,
But even I look away.
The day is too bright.
You shuffle your feet in the gravel.
You look down at the toes of your boots.
Something there on the ground must amaze you,
or perhaps something deep inside.

The sky welcomes me, its clear blue winds
Are my brothers. The sun is my beautiful
Mother. The cloud that floats by is my friend.
But even with their promise of freedom,
even with their laughter and glee,
Something in my life is missing.
Tell me, oh what could it be?

How can I stand his silence?
My heart yearns for his heart to be free.
How can I know which way the wind blows,
In his silence?
His silence.

In the mirror I see his reflection.
And still he seems quite content
To look down at the ground, but not look around.
To close his eyes and pretend not to see
The thing which I most want him to see... me.
My hearts starts to flutter when I think that he might.
My breath is caught in my throat.
The situation grows stranger and stranger,
But none here is more strange than he.

How can I stand his silence?
It burns such awareness within me.
How can I know which way the wind blows
in his silence?
His silence.**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 02:31:15 pm
%% FSD wonders why there is no action occuring in B.A.M. among principle players.  Thinks it strange that the story is moving forward sooooooo slowly.  Even with not much dialogue, Ennis, Jack & Aguirre managed to move faster than this. %%

(( FSD places Feng Shui Power Flute outside Aguirre's trailer to get energy re-balanced.  It is made from strong, thick bamboo with segments that forcefully direct ch’i to help increase prosperity, get Jack & Ennis moving and talking, get Aguirre to give them information, and get them moving to the bar down the street sooner than later, and drive away harmful energy. The flute’s mouth has Chinese calligraphy of the ancient Tibetan Buddhist mantra of compassion, "Sh*t.  That's hard," that offers blessings and symbolically fills the breath of the flute.  Plus, it goes very nicely with the crystal balls. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/powerFlute.jpg)



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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 02:31:42 pm

(( FSD whispers some special incantations around the flute and crystal balls, whips out the bells and prayer flags from the tote bag.  ))

%%  FSD hopes like hell this production gets back on track before Mr. Raymille returns from today's red-carpet premiere.  He continues to dazzle the crowds and paparazzi by being nattily attired to match the red carpet down which he walks. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/red_tuxedo.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 02:40:13 pm
(( Lucise I. drives back to the set ...))


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158692204.jpg)


**  Folks!!  ;D  I have finally returned from visiting my family in Timbuktu.  I am just so thrilled because my sister (lovely Spermanza) has the most beautiful triplets you ever saw.  Here are the newest additions to the Indapaddock family … and what beautiful names!!  :D  They are just too adorable!  **

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158689499.jpg)


**  My trusted friend Iqualuit who was looking after the flock for me has just gone home.  But not before he gave me some good news.  One of my ewes Celestine, gave birth last night! ..Yap, you guessed it!  Triplets again!!  :D **

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158689463.jpg)

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158689533.jpg)


** My head is swimming I am just so happy!  Well, I better get back to the flock and to the new mother! 
I just needed to share the news with you all.  **



(( Lucise walks back to the sheep playground with a bounce in his step and whistle on his lips …))


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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 21, 2006, 02:46:58 pm
** Wooooooo, Tootie and the apple!  It's true, Tootie, you are no competition for Mr. Blue Eyes-Shirt-Pants draped across the truck (he has none) but....  have you considered doubling back and sneaking in the bar?  While those two handsome cowboys are discussing asphyxiation and a curve in the road, you could slip the apple into that rolled up grocery bag.....   a 'special treat' later for a lonely cowboy in his puptent.**   ::)


** Gimme some more of that Jack Daniel's!.  Of course, I'm referring to Daniel's Jack, singing his warm, yet mournful, hopeful and heartfelt song about Ennis.  It is SO beautiful...  I'll be 'basque-ing in the glow of these lyrics all day... **   :)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 02:50:57 pm
** This is a bit of a redo from last night, replying to Mr. Aguirre's arrival**

YOUNG JACK

((noticing the car drive up, looks up from shaving, wipes his face, puts his black hat on and moves toward the new arrival. He puts his thumb in the pocket of JEANS and waits for Aguirre to get out))

**For chorus, see previous posts **
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 02:51:48 pm


Quote
** Gimme some more of that Jack Daniel's!.  Of course, I'm referring to Daniel's Jack, singing his warm, yet mournful, hopeful and heartfelt song about Ennis.  It is SO beautiful...  I'll be 'basque-ing in the glow of these lyrics all day... **   :)

** Ah, you're sweet. **
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 03:52:09 pm
Young Ennis



((Tries his best not to watch this fella shave, when a car comes barreling into the lot,
which causes him to move quickly out of the way.  He grabs his paper bag and waits for Aguirre to get out.  He walks up the steps and closes the door on him and this other guy.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 04:37:43 pm
The Wind:  ((Rolls around like a cat in the grass at the beauty of Jack's song.  Whistles softly through chi flute, caresses outside of trailer, prescient with joy that soon those beautiful scrawny asses will walk up those stairs.))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 04:42:15 pm
The Wind:  ((Rolls around like a cat in the grass at the beauty of Jack's song...))


(http://bonito.cricalix.net/albums/wildlife/cat_in_grass_20050515.sized.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 04:44:51 pm

%%Yaaawn!%%

((Pipedream comes home from work, throws her radio microphone in the corner, gets herself done up as Props Magician Anke Spanky, jumps on her magic broomstick and rushes to the set.))

%%Damn it. Mr. Raymille's got no right a make me do this! I should be in bed by now! I want more money!!!! And look what's been going on here during my absence!%%  ::)

((Shouting in an unpleasantly shrill voice:))


(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007543.jpg)

** No, Cassie! No!!! You are not going to serve your beer in that costume!! **  >:(

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010351.jpg)

** No, Jack! I know you're bored, but there's no need to dress up for your "cow and calf operation" line now that Aguirre can get out of his car and into his trailer at any moment! Guess there's no need for that costume at all! The pants would be seriously hurt, ya know! Where you got that calf from, in the first place? **  ???

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008685.jpg)

** Sheeptrainer! Is that one of your woolies or Mr. Raymille's mop lying around there for everybody to stumble across? **  ::)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009946.jpg)

%%Just a moment... Aguirre's car!!!! Shit! %%  :-\

** I'll be right back! **

%% Calm down. Calm down. Everything will be fine... %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 04:54:49 pm
** Errr...Ms Spanky, that is in fact Mr Raymille's mop or toupee I guess.
He usually has it very nicely coiffed for occasions like the red carpet ceremonies ...**

(http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/S25137.jpg)


** ... but I guess he left that one in favor of this cute little red number (matches his suit)...**


(http://atlasf1.autosport.com/2000/mal/elizalde00.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 04:58:41 pm
YOUNG JACK

((rolls his eyes as he waits for Mr. Aguirre to get out of the car, wondering why he and his work companions are snapping their fingers in some odd ritualistic syndrome))

Um, Mr. Aguirre! You gonna open the door for us or not. It's a bit windy out here!
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Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 05:03:36 pm

%% Phew. Here we go. Aguirre's car. Now he just has to get the hell outta there! %%  :P

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010204.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 05:06:36 pm

(http://bonito.cricalix.net/albums/wildlife/cat_in_grass_20050515.sized.jpg)

** This is the most beautiful photo of me ever.  And you captured my likeness perfectly.  Thank you, Mr. Indapadock.  And it is I who should be giving you a gift on your Birthday! **
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 05:12:14 pm
((Aguirre steps out of the car and like a flash he's in the trailer!  Young Jack and Young Ennis are in disbelief at the portly fellow's lightning speed!  His companions respectively drive off... but, in an odd sense of irony, they do it very slowly and "grandma" like.))

**And, ahem, DeeDee... you don't have to contact me about it being my turn to go on, especially when it says that I'm here!!!  You have to give me time to read through everything to get caught up... and to come up with something gold... I've been here pretty regularly!  Cut me some slack!  Okay... now you may continue, you vicious coyotes of tardiness.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:15:31 pm
((Frowns as Aguirre rushes out of the car so quickly, and heads toward the door, momentarily noting the sign. He puts his thumb in the pocket of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS and leans back for a moment.))

%% Gee, he don't have to be so rude! We're just trying to get some work. %%

((Looks over at Ennis with a knowing glance and nods his head toward the door.))
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 05:16:55 pm
Young Ennis

((Watches Aguirre and his pals say goodbye and he stomps up the steps to his trailer, but Ennis has other things on his mind))


%% I really need this job, I hope to save enough for my weddin day.  I jes keep wonderin why I keep a looking at ole blue eyes over there.  Somethin about him gonna give me a notion to keep my hands in my pockets.%%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 05:20:25 pm
** Oh Wind, you don't have to give me anything.  It has already been a fantastic day,
what with the Indapaddock triplets an' all, I am on cloud three  nine!  ;D  **



** Something threatens to burst my bubble though!
Ms Spanky!!  I need your assistance ASAP!  First of all, I have tried to get the bloody
paparazzis away from the celebrities in the herd, but I need more security!  There have been complaints
from many, especially Mr Resttle Craw here ...**


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158742736.jpg)


** And, you might want to deal with this one!  I can't handle the howling any more!  >:(  **

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158742741.jpg)


** Please do something for me pronto, much appreciated!  **


(( Starts to wish he had stayed back home in Timbuktu ... :-\  ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:21:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((clears his throat loudly, hoping to be heard in the trailer.))

Ahem!

((looks down for a moment, then back over at Ennis))

%% You know, he's kinda cute in an outlandish way. %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 05:24:17 pm
Elle: ((gets some virtual popcorn and sits back to enjoy the show!))  
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 05:25:10 pm
((Aguirre comes to the door and cracks it open and eyeballs the two boys on the steps.))

AGUIRRE:

If you pair'a deuces lookin' for work, um... you better get your cowpoke tails in here, pronto.


**And just an additional note on the comment directed towards DeeDee... it wasn't meant to be unpleasant or mean in any way... just one of those light-hearted, "hey!"s and nothing more. ((angelic look))  Dee knows we're buds, and I would hope she wouldn't have taken offense to it.**
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 05:27:21 pm
AGUIRRE:

If you pair'a deuces lookin' for work, um... you better get your cowpoke tails in here, pronto.



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Aguirre.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:28:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack starts forward, momentarily taking his eyes off Ennis, but can't resist taking another peek as they move toward the door.))

%% It's about time, Mr. Aguirre! Takin' your time. We've been out here awhile. %%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 05:40:39 pm
Young Ennis


(( Starts walking to the trailer but keeps glancing back at toward this fella thinking..))


%% Hope my ass is lookin' ok with these here jeans, I jes know he's watchin' me and I got ta figger out why I care.  Such a beautiful boy%%


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Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 05:41:28 pm
** Something threatens to burst my bubble though!
Ms Spanky!!  I need your assistance ASAP!  First of all, I have tried to get the bloody
paparazzis away from the celebrities in the herd, but I need more security!  There have been complaints
from many, especially Mr Resttle Craw here ...**


** Please do something for me pronto, much appreciated!  **


** Don't worry about it. Our security staff are on their way! **  ;D

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009449.jpg)

** In the meantime I've ripped the sheep costumes off them paparazzi folks and given them some extra large drinks. They've already forgotten about their photos, I guess... **  ;)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009440.jpg)

** As to that coyote, he's out of the competition anyway. As far as I know, the role has been given to someone else. Mr. Raymille has chosen someone better looking, I believe... ** ;D
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:43:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Isn't at all used to people staring at him so much, usually he's the gazer. Looks down with a smile and shakes his head, just as they reach the door.))

%% I hope this boy don't look at me that way in front of Mr. Aguirre. Might be a little embarassin'.%%

((hangs back for a moment to regain his composure, letting YOUNG ENNIS go ahead of him))
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Post by: twistedude on June 21, 2006, 05:44:01 pm
Just finished the "cast o characters" "Jack's pants--Melinda; Saliva string--untaken." Gasp...

"Wasn't that a time?"
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 05:48:01 pm
** Ms Spanky!  Thank you!!
You are truly a Magician!  The security you got there is pretty impressive!  :D
They managed to tackle another loonie who was trying to break into the set!  **



(http://www.hockey-humor.com/streaker.jpg)

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40712000/jpg/_40712604_streaker300x245.jpg)


**  I am impressed!!  :D **


(( Finally my sheep can rest easy!  Phewwww... ))

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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 05:49:31 pm
((With both boys now inside the trailer, a bass-line (in the sense of the snapping) creates an aura of suspense for the much awaited (and even teased) opening musical number.))

AGUIRRE:  ((singing))

When you tend sheep
You tend sheep all the way
From your first lonely night
To your last kay-yo-tey

Ev-er-y night
You will pitch a pup tent
And you'll sleep with the sheep,
Boy, one hunnerd per-cent!

You're always alone
You got your .30-.30
And there's always the river
If your clothes should get dirty!

When you tend sheep
'Case them snoops come on by
You don't build no damn fire
And you don't leave no sign.


((The music is cut-off by the sound of the phone ringing.  An awkward pause fills the trailer as Aguirre reaches over and picks up the phone.  He listens as his face grows red.))

AGUIRRE:

No!  No!  Not on your muckin' life!


((Aguirre sets down the phone and the music immediately comes back in ready for Aguirre to do his big close!))

AGUIRRE:  ((singing))

It's gonna get cold!
And you won't get much sleep!
But we'll sure as heck make wool blankets
Outta all'a dem sheep!

OUTTA...
ALL'A...
DEM MUCKIN'...
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP......
Yeah!


((Aguirre sits down in his chair and lights a cigarette.  He picks up the phone and pauses as Young Jack and Young Ennis just stand there.))

**Special Note:  Thanks to Jenny (newyearsday) who acted as a co-writer on the musical number.  I, of course, came up with the original verses seen earlier which she used as inspiration to compose the rest of the song (with the exception of a few additions that I made).  Thanks Jenny!**
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:56:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((puts his hands on his hips during the rendition, looking on in disapproval.))
((dumbfounded by the musical rendiition of work instructions, he can only stand there and nod, unsuspecting.))

Umm, OK.

%% That was downright horrible. Don't ever go into showbiz, Mr. Aguirre! %%

**If not for ill harmony in small space
Jack might have found more time
To examine with scrutiny and grace
The state of Ennis' form, now sublime.

But as it was distracting,
to hear such horrendous tone.
He found himself lacking
and grateful for that phone.**

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 05:57:40 pm
** WOO DEE HOO **  ((Applauds her ass off for Aguirre's solo.))  %%This is The-a-tuh!!!!!!!
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 06:04:17 pm
(( The FSD hurries into her ceremonial robes, lighting insence as she goes, to bless and encourage the powerful chi spilling all over Aguirre's trailer.  Shoot - with Jack & Ennis both here, the place is swimming in chi...  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/incense.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 06:06:51 pm
(( Now, the stranger Aguirre hung up on is still on the line, mad, furious, sad ...trying to call him back ))


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158752531.jpg)
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 06:09:05 pm
(( Now, the stranger Aguirre hung up on is still on the line, mad, furious, sad ...trying to call him back ))


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158752531.jpg)

AGUIRRE:

%%No!  No!  Not on your muckin' life!%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:10:56 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((suddenly realizing they were dismissed))

That's it? When do we start? Where are we going exactly? We need details, Aguirre!!! Never mind, if it's the same as last year, I already know.

((looks over at Ennis))

Come on, you're going to need a watch.

((walks over behind Aguirre and grabs it from the box there, looks down and winds it, tossing it over to Ennis))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 06:12:08 pm
** MR. Raymille!!  They've made it into the trailer, Sir!!  Yes, Sir...yes, Sir...and we're only on Page 18 19 of the thread, Sir.  Yes, Sir, I think so too!  Admirable, stellar, an achievement to be proud of.  Yes, Sir.  Oh, and Mr. Raymille?  They are Effen' RHYMIN'!!  **
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 06:18:27 pm
Young Ennis


((Ennis shakes his head in disbelief))


%% Mr. Aguirre, please sing no more
       My head is hurtin'
       My feet, they're sore

      I need this job
      to start right soon
      as I promised my Alma
      I'd give her the moon.
    
      I need to git movin'
      to get off my mind
      this beautiful boy
      who stands right behind..%%

      
    
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 06:23:59 pm
Young Ennis


(( catches the watch noticing how old and worn it is ))


%% Can we leave now, he wonders.  This Twist guy has been here last year..hmmmm maybe he can show me the ropes.. he seems to be the take charge type.. I think I like that.%%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 06:25:02 pm
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 21, 2006, 06:27:05 pm
((Frowns as Aguirre rushes out of the car so quickly, and heads toward the door, momentarily noting the sign. He puts his thumb in the pocket of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS and leans back for a moment.))

%% Gee, he don't have to be so rude! We're just trying to get some work. %%

((Looks over at Ennis with a knowing glance and nods his head toward the door.))

%% I can't believe that I'd get this excited over the idea of Jack's thumb in my pocket.....!  Oh, yeah, I can....  couldn't cling onto that thumb fast enough....%%

JACK'S PANTS -
%% Whoa...!  What was that?! ...... Jack just keeps lookin' over at that hot, HOT cowboy....and my 'fly area' is jumpin' all over the place, gettin' a real workout...  I can feel some extreme straining against me....right here between my front pockets.....and down a ways...  I can tell this is going to be an eventful summer in MY life....    whew!  %%  :o


** Gotta step out for awhile, going out for some LGBT Film Festival offerings.... will be back to 'assume my positions' soon. **
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:28:04 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((noticing Ennis's look as he holds the watch))

I know it ain't a Rolex or nothin', but it'll do the job. Come on, let's get outta here and get a drink.
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 06:35:11 pm
(( Bar lies empty, no costumers in sight ...))


(http://www.mountainranchresort.com/images/bar.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 06:39:58 pm
YOUNG JACK:
I know it ain't a Rolex or nothin', but it'll do the job. Come on, let's get outta here and get a drink.


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/toBar.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:46:52 pm
YOUNG JACK

((Just outside the trailer, the door slams shut behind he and ENNIS. Goes down the steps, looks down and spits. %% That singing left a nasty taste in my mouth %% Grabs a CIGARETTE from his shirt pocket and lights it.))

((Looks over at Ennis))

I'm Jack F. Twist, by the way.
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 06:48:44 pm
Young Ennis


((Looks oddly at Jack, admiring his boldness))

%% The names Ennis, and I'd sure love a cold one.%%


((Following behind Jack as they walk to the bar trying to keep his eyes on the ground))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:51:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles to himself and drags on his CIGARETTE, also heading toward the bar))

So you're just Ennis, huh? No last name or nothin'? Not that I mind. Ennis is good enough for me.

%% Oh my god, did I really just say that %%

((coughs, selfconsciously))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 06:52:18 pm
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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 06:59:06 pm
%% High Priestess must REALLY be hungover.  Guy looks like Heath Ledger because he IS!  FSD would never deceive H.P. (High Priestess) who is incapable of being deceived anyway.  Subtlety in writing is sooooooo lost on H.P. when she's had too much ceremonial wine.  FSD considers that H.P.'s interest in Heath Ledger is NEVER a joking matter... %%

(( FSD returns tassel to H.P., who accepts it as the talisman that it is.  H.P. sets off to Nordstrom Spa for a hot stone massage to recover from last night, and FSD looks for new ceremonial implements to restore balance to set and self. ))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/facial2.jpg)

%% Hmmm, this particular tent don't look right.  First Celeste mentions this hungover Heath look-alike; then she swears on a stack of Feng Shui manuals that it's really Heath after all.  I may be near-sighted, but she can spot a 50%-off dress sale sign from 15 blocks away, no glasses required.  Must make some inquiries of my own.... %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 07:01:39 pm
(( Back at sheep playground ... L. Indapaddock dozes off for a spell ...))


** Could someone make sure I don't sleep too long?
Just need to grab about 22 winks.  I'm beat!!  **


((yawns...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sleep.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 07:04:42 pm
Young Ennis

Del Mar..


%That's it? That's all I could mutter. What is wrong with me?? I feel like a school girl.%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:07:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((stops for a moment and looks back at Ennis. Extends his hand warmly, smiling))

Nice to meet you Ennis Del Mar.

%% God, I'm getting myself into some trouble here. Hopefully I'll last the summer %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:09:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((puts out his cigarette as he gets to the Bar, goes in and finds a place at the bar. Looks back at Ennis.))

What're ya drinkin'. I'll pay. We gotta celebrate gettin' hired.
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Post by: Lumičre on June 21, 2006, 07:13:15 pm
(( The atmosphere this very minite at Riverton's Hunky Tunk Bar ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/drinkingJackEnnis.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 07:14:06 pm
%%  FSD to self: The High Priestess is looking relaxed, refreshed and remarkably powerful in an awe-inspiring, Tarot-card-deck sort of way.  I predict another sacred ritual ahead to bless the union of Jack and Ennis as they prepare to ascend the mount of Brokeback.  %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/highpriestess.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 07:15:16 pm
Young Ennis


((Shakes Jacks hand a feels a currrent right to his well.. you know.  His heart. Cannot understand whats happening but figures it's the excitement of a new job))

I'll have a beer if ya don' mind.  So you've done this before?  Couldn't help overhearin' ya in the trailer.

%% Oh great, now I sound like a real dope...so you've done this before?  UGH..let me smoke the rest of this butt.%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:23:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((orders  and pays for a few beers, looking back at Ennis occasionally.))

Well, I did this last year. That Aguirre, he can be a son-of-a-horse to work for.

((He takes a swig from the beer bottle, tossing it back with a manly expression, grimacing and swallowing. Puts the bottle down with a look of disgust.))

%% This is the most disgusting stuff on the planet! %%

((Turns more in his seat to face Ennis, his eyebrows raised hopefully, placing his hand on the bar))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 07:27:39 pm
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 07:29:57 pm
Young Ennis

((Takes a swallow of the beer and feels Jacks eyes on him.))


Ennis:  "Yeah but it's the only game in town now and I need the work real bad, ya know.  Me and my girl are plannin' a weddin.  You got a girl?"


%% Oh no, did I just ask him if he had a girl...why don't I jest shut up.
Mmmmm beer tastes good%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:33:37 pm
Young Jack:

(laughs) A girl? Not since high school.

% Sh*t, he's getting married? I've gotta get this thing under control! %%

So what we gotta do is go up on the mountain and keep the sheep from wanderin' off or jumpin' off cliffs. The weather up there gets crazy too.

%% I wonder why so many sheep in the area are suicidal. %%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 08:09:53 pm
** Oh no!.... I just got this like psychic flash!  My Ennis is having some weird thoughts.  Oh me oh my whatever shall I do

First I get this flash: (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/NOtwhatIwant.jpg)

and then I got this one: (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/justshutupandkissme.jpg)

I wonder what it means!  ??? **

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Post by: ednbarby on June 21, 2006, 08:20:59 pm
CIGARETTE TWO:

%%Dammitall.  I keep missing my cues.  And that effin' Del Mar saved the rest of CIGARETTE ONE for later, or I'd have asked him if it was as good for him as it was for me.%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 08:38:50 pm
Young Ennis


(( Ennis is drinking his beer, smoking a cigarette and trying real hard not to stare into those blue eyes. ))

Ennis:  "Don't know much about herdin' but can keep camp pretty good.  Ya think maybe we can bring us up some whiskey?  Might make the nights go by faster."


%% Or......%

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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 08:48:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles at Ennis))

Course we can. Gotta warm up those nights somehow.

%% Doh! Okay, someone just shoot me now. %%

((Looks away for a moment, embarassed.))

I only hope we have a good summer, weatherwise. Last year, there was this one mother of a storm. The lightnin' killed 42 sheep.

((Gagging reflex visibly muffled))

Now you ain't smelled nothin' til you've smelled that. I damn near asphyxiated.
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Post by: ednbarby on June 21, 2006, 09:01:44 pm
CIGARETTE ONE:

%%Christ, Ennis.  I thought you'd never get around to finishing me off.   I must say, though - it was certainly worth the wait.%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 09:16:23 pm
Young Ennis

((Looks at Jack and back down to his beer, not really believing what he just heard.))

%% Oh dear. Lightnin storm?? 42 sheep. Damn, hope he don't find out I'm damn near terrified of thunder storms.  Sheep smell?  I think I'm gonna be sick.%%


Ennis:  "I ain't 'fraid of no lightnin'.  We jes need to be careful, is all. Gotta git the count right for Aguirre I guess.


%%What the hell am I babbling about?  Why is this happenin'? I want him..GASP..no I didn't mean that. I don't know what I mean.  I want Alma.  That's right.  you want Alma..you want Alma...%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 09:25:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((rolls his eyes at the mention of Aguirre.))

Don't even get me started on Aguirre. That man finds a way to get on my nerves every time I see 'im. He got on my ass about that storm, ya know.
He wanted me to work some native american Mumbo Jumbo and make the storms go away, but I told 'im my Ma raised me right.


((picks up the bottle of beer and takes a swig, places it back down again.))

%% Who is this guy Ennis anyway? %%

You live nearby?
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 09:52:07 pm
Young Ennis

((Getting real restless in his seat. Trying to focus on the bottle with quick glances to Jack))

I'm from up in Sage, but my girl, she lives right outside a Riverton.  Did I tell ya we is getting married in November?


%% Only 100 times you dumbass.. what is wrong with me?%%



Need to make some money since my folks was kilt and left me nuthin'.  How bout you?  You got a place of your own?  Where you from?



%%  Can I kiss you?%% 
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 09:55:28 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Looks up suddenly))

Your folks were kilt? What happened?!

((Chews on his lower lip, worriedly, self consciously.))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 10:35:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Uh oh. Something sensitive. I can be such an a**hole sometimes. %%

((looks straight ahead and thinks for a moment then turns back to Ennis))

You don't have to answer that if you don't want to.
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 10:45:32 pm
Young Ennis


((Shifts a bit. Looking at Jack and wondering why he cares))


No, 's ok. They was drivin' down the highway and  ran off a cliff.  Sis and brother tried to look after me, but wasn't easy.  The bank took the ranch and here I am.



%%Never tol' anyone that story, this boy likes to hear me talk, wonder why that is.%%



(( Puts his head down, lights another smoke and tries to figure out what this summer will hold for him))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 11:00:27 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((visibly relieved, but still sorrowful))

Sorry to hear 'bout your loss. It can make things tough. I live up in Lightnin' Flat. My pa has a ranch up there. I help him up there, or at least I try to. That man cannot be pleased for anythin'. My Ma's nice though. I think you'd like her.

%% Not that I know anything about you yet. Not sure where that came from. %%

About the only thing I did right was the Rodeo. I'm pretty good at it too. ((proud grin))

You ever get out and ride the bulls?

%% Um, that came out wrong. %%
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Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 11:17:25 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/2.gif)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 11:19:17 pm
%%visual aids for young Jack delivering that last line%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/BBM31.jpg) You ever get out and ride the bulls?


(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/Cow-1.gif)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 11:21:22 pm
Young Ennis


%% His mama?  I ain't meetin' no one's mama.   I bet he has his mama's eyes.   Would llike to see her at least.  Bet she's pretty%%



Tried to ride the bulls, but it takes money, which I hardly ever have, beein' I'm gettin' married an all.  Them entry fees can wipe a fella out.


((Shifts uncomfortably))


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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 11:31:34 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

Ain't that the truth.

((notices the day moving on.))

We'd best get some rest if we're to get all our gear right in the morning. We're going up to the dropoff point.

((looks over at Ennis))

I got some blankets in the back of my truck so we've got a place to sleep tonight.

((puts his bottle of beer down and moves away from the bar, heading toward the door.))

** And here, friends, in displayed honor.
We depart your world for a realm of dream.
What is here we let your own minds ponder,
For tired we are of playing this scene.

As fanciful as it might seem to be,
As lusty or as sensual,
Best left to what the mind can see,
instead of what is actual.

But for the film's sake.
The story as it is:
We consider this final take
A sweet good night's kiss.
**
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 11:34:39 pm
** Mr. Raymille. Your actors have worked  a long and hard day and we are now resting until the next scene. If it meets with your approval, we'd like the next scene to be a musical number since there are so many actors on screen. It could be smashing: dancing sheep, prancing fillies, dogs, jeans, basques, Aguirre, Jack, Ennis, wind, grass, cigarettes, ( I hope I'm not leaving anything out), but you get the picture. Just an idea, thrown out for you to consider. **
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 11:43:43 pm
%% cueing up the corp du ballet%%

(http://www.musowls.org/students/arts/Theater/images_theater/oklahoma10.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 11:56:57 pm
%%cueing up dream sequence for Ennis and Jack, reminiscent of Rogers and Hammersteins Oklahomo%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/104296.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/affection004.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/affection001.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/affection000.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 12:19:12 am
** Daniel, how very perfectly Disneyesque of you!  I am so proud and chuffed to be associated with every single one of you.  You have given it your all and I will be writing you into my autobiography!  I need a new bladder! Vic you are hereby the Ballet interlude queen! **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Bladder.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 01:03:54 am
**WOW, on the ballet sequence.  Way to go, Victoria!**  8)

**Dee Dee and Daniel, a big thumbs up to you, too!**  :-*

((The High Priestess bows to Mr. Raymille, whose brilliant concept has produced such delicious results))  :)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/bowing.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 01:47:31 am
** Hey Meryl, **  Elle hollers, **  What's that guy doin' to your butt?  **

And then, more genteely to all, **  Kudos to all!  Sublime!  A spot-on performance!  **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 01:47:51 am
** Yeeehaw!!! **   :laugh: :laugh:

((Anke Spanky claps her hands frenetically and – overwhelmed by the beauty of the just heard poetry, the just witnessed accomplished performances and the rhythm of the music - rips off her magical frocks and jumps into her Dirndl. The rest of the cast, hanging around on set, waiting for their cues, join in merrily!))

** Yeah!!! Let’s dance!!! **  


((And so it happened. At first only in the dining hall on set at night... ))

(http://www.isargau.de/federfuchser/photoalbum/wertungsplatteln_2005/wertungsplatteln_2005_15_orig.jpg)

((...then in the full daylight with the hot sun striking down!))  ;D

(http://www.isargau.de/federfuchser/photoalbum/2006/stadtgruendung/stadtgruendung_6_orig.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 02:10:56 am
** Hey Meryl, **  Elle hollers, **  What's that guy doin' to your butt?  **

**Elle, please try to show a little delicacy.   ::)   I don't blame the poor man; after all, who could resist?**   ;)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 02:11:23 am
** I must say to all you actors out there, you are just brilliant!  Wow!
I am getting hooked to this show bizness thing!  Well, my pup tent alone is incentive enough (thanks to Ms Spanky and the FSD) ... But wow!  just wow!!  :D **


((Applauds, nodding as if having a feat ....))

** I'd really love to stop and chat, but I have some business to attend to with my sheep.
They need me there to keep some order while they carry out some auditions.....Ah, it has been a long day!  **



((Walks off to sheep play ground ...where a small audience is gathering ....))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheep_audience.jpg)


(( And then ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/auditioner.jpg)


= Well, you lot get a move on!  I am tired and need a lie down and a good soak
in the jacuzzi!  Make it snappy!!  =



(( First contestants ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/fallinginlove.jpg)


(( .. yet another contestant ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheepspeare.jpg)


((.. yet another ..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bavarianSh2.jpg)


(( Lucise rolls eyes,  ::) yawns...))

= That's it!!  I've seen enough, I am out of here!  You call me when you are taking this seriously!  You lot think I don't have better things to do with my time??  What utter bollocks!!   ::)  =

((Walks off fuming ...))

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 02:22:22 am
**Elle, please try to show a little delicacy.   ::)   I don't blame the poor man; after all, who could resist?**   ;)

Well, after the way you were walkin' this mornin', I thought maybe you could!   ::)

But I guess maybe you were needin' something you don't hardly....never mind.   8)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 02:24:53 am
JACK'S PANTS -

%% Lederhosen??  Just....no.  NO, man.  What the HELL.  It ain't right.  PANTS??  The hell they are.%%

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:E13pxRDnFmj_FM:savvytraveler.publicradio.org)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/tinyjack.jpg)

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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 02:37:40 am
** Errrr....JACKS PANTS - Why on earth would you leave Jack's hot and tasty buns for this??  **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/dogpants.jpg)


** And what's with the red trim at the bottom??  ::) **


%% I am only a sheep trainer, what the bloody hell do I know??  :-\  %%
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Post by: Kelda on June 22, 2006, 03:55:52 am
** MR. Raymille!!  They've made it into the trailer, Sir!!  Yes, Sir...yes, Sir...and we're only on Page 18 19 of the thread, Sir.  Yes, Sir, I think so too!  Admirable, stellar, an achievement to be proud of.  Yes, Sir.  Oh, and Mr. Raymille?  They are Effen' RHYMIN'!!  **

%%mahahahahah I love how you named Mel B from the Spice Gilrs telephone lady! heh.. more like bag lady these days!!!%

**Bravo everyone.. I await the exciting start of the next scene! And loving the musical elements!**
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Post by: isabelle on June 22, 2006, 04:15:19 am
%% Here I am watching this performance instead of doing my work, and having a helluva laugh instead of tearing my hair out  :laugh:

This is just wonderful ! I think we are making our dearest wish come true: the show so far has already lasted over 2 hours, and Jack and Ennis are not even up on Brokeback yet... This is just heaven for us who wished the film to just go on and on and on... I bet Jack and Ennis are going to stay up on Brokeback for the next 20 years if this pace keeps up  ;D.

Action boys, and I mean... some *action*, go on  :D%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 04:39:37 am
%%Scene early morning, jump off point for Brokeback Mountain…Jack is the first to arrive…wanting to get first pick at a good horse, Jack,  joined by a chorus of Basque trainee’s hired on for the summer, is so over come after his night dreaming of Ennis he bursts into song while the basqettes dance around him%%

(http://dojak.net/blogpix/homo.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/WillRogersBB.jpg)

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
An' it looks like its climbin' clear up to the sky.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

All the sheep are standing like statues,
All the sheep are standing like statues,
They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by.
But a little brown cowboy is winking his eye.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

All the sounds of the earth are like music,
All the sounds of the earth are like music,
The breeze is so busy it don't miss a treeeeeee, {cueing the wind…ELLE}
And an ol' Weepin' Willer is laughin' at me.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 04:43:53 am
%%mahahahahah I love how you named Mel B from the Spice Gilrs telephone lady!

That was a Spice Girl?  She just looks so exactly like ME...

And Victoria, I love the Basquettes.
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 04:49:30 am
%%looks like Jack really enjoyed that scene...LOL %%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/ae784594.jpg)
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Post by: j.U.d.E. on June 22, 2006, 05:05:06 am
**I think I'm lost.. Is it my turn yet?!**

~ j U d E
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 05:25:22 am
** I would like to direct everyone's attention to the Cast And Crew List in the first post of this thread.  It has grown quite a bit just today.  Read carefully for better enjoyment.  Let me know if you want a part that hasn't been taken yet.  **

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg44864#msg44864
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 08:37:41 am
((While Ennis and Jack are drinking away in the bar, the Props Magician and some of her roadies are busying themselves on the campsite, preparing everything for the grand arrival...))

%%So what else do we need? Firesite is nice. We've brought the whiskey, the beans and the water buckets… %%
  ???

(http://www.deltatours.de/timo13.jpg)

%% Ah yes! The tents!!%%

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)

** Hey folks, do you think that'll do as the campsite tent? Should be comfortable for our boys, hunh? **   ;)

(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/tent-gallery/bdrooms.jpg)

%%Shit, who has taken Aguirre's binoculars outta the trailer? Gotta put them back there. He'll need them later…%%

** And here's a smaller one with an exclusive scent of cat piss…**  ;D

%%God, I love big budget productions!%%

(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/tent-gallery/eaglehut.jpg)

%%Must make sure to bring a little bench up here, too...%% :)

(http://images.mercateo.com/images/products/Wemag/gr_epl105675.jpg)

((Rushes back down to the Signal set, happily humming an old tune...))  :)

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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 08:41:32 am
 
Quote
Posted by: JudeW 
Insert Quote
**I think I'm lost.. Is it my turn yet?!**

~ j U d E 
 **



** God Lord!  How could anyone get lost in this absolute tribute to order and organisation?! **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/organisation.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 08:52:02 am

** In the sheep area the security has yet again been tightened! **
  8)

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_4_440x330.jpg)

** We have reason to believe that a terrorist might have sneaked in. Our sheeptrainer will have to be very watchful, indeed!! **


(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007116.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:56:56 am
((Arrives on set, bleary eyed, Starbucks cup in hand))

** Uh, Mr. Raymille. Is there a psychologist anywhere around here? I am having the oddest dreams about singing sheep. Someone please help me.**
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 10:23:25 am
HORSE to JACK, off camera:

Hey, I just got here too. Could I have some of your coffee? I LOOOOOOOVE Starbucks!! Reeeaaally gets me goin in the mornin.

((without waiting for a reply, puts muzzle down to cup and drinks up the rest of JACK'S coffee in one slurp.))

Thanks! See ya on set! Nice pants, by the way!
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:34:51 am
((A lively disneyesque musical number))

SHEEP: (tune similar to The Muppet Show theme)
We're going up to Brokeback!
We're going up to graze!
We thought we'd never get back!
But, today's the day!


BASQUES: (a little slower)
The day is bright and clear.
No fog or clouds are near.
We'll send these two boys up there.
All in all, they're really quite a pair.


((Tapdancing Basques dance across stage))

((One Basque dances up from behind Ennis and turns to him))
BASQUE #1 (TO ENNIS) (Lively Disney tune)
Now whatever it is you do.
Keep those sheep beneath your thumb.
Every ram, every lamb, every ewe.
For Aguirre isn't dumb.
He can count like anyone.
You get it right you get your pay.
Otherwise your skin he'll flay.
So don't never let them sheep stra-a-a-y...
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day!


((Basque #1 Dances off with the other Tapdancing Basques, then returns))

BASQUE #1 (TO ENNIS):
One more thing, don't order soup.
The boxes are rather hard to pack.
So come on now, join the troop.
We ain't gonna cut no slack.
You'll take just what we sack.
If you want something, we just may.
Find some way to make it stay.
But to be better off, you might just pra-a-a-y...
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day.


((The basques and sheep stop dancing, go still, the music also halts suddenly. Spotlight on Ennis))

ENNIS (TO BASQUE):
Well I don't eat much soup.
It makes me quite ill.
Once I got the croup,
From eating such swill.
So please, just leave it off the bill...

((Ennis Shrugs))

((The basques and sheep wait for him to continue, but realizing he's not going to, are suddenly hyperactive. Music comes up again, full blast))

((SHEEP and BASQUES sing their choruses at the same time, see above.))

((YOUNG JACK enters stage left, trying to handle a LOW-STARTLE POINT HORSE, who is enjoying dancing across the stage as the SHEEP and TAPDANCING BASQUES go back into their dance routine))

ENNIS (TO YOUNG JACK): (Same Disney tune)
Watch it there! That horse is wild!
You've got to keep tighter control!
I know she really is quite mild,
But still you must be bold.
Or else you'll be rolled.
And that really won't be a good way.
To start out our journey - all covered in clay
**Though I must admit, it'd be fun to pla-a-a-ay**...
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day.


((YOUNG JACK regains control of the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE, who is still tapping her feet in time with the music))

YOUNG JACK (TO ENNIS): (You got it, the same tune)
I think I can handle this wild mare.
How would you like to be covered in leather?
Just be sympathetic, have a care.
Come on Jeans, let's work together.
You grab her flanks. I'll grab the tether.
Maybe I'll even let this mare have a say.

((LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts to sing, YOUNG JACK claps a gloved hand over her mouth))
But after we get where we're going today.
We've gotta pull off a good show for Ra-a-ay
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day.


((gasp, wheeze, gasp.))

** Just let me catch my breath a bit... So whadya all think, do I need psychological help yet? **
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 11:05:04 am
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

Jack’s on my back! He’s a wild one I bet! He thinks he can ride me but I’ll show him yet!

** Mmm that Starbucks coffee was good! **

Does he think this is some kinda game, or that I’m some kind of toy? I’ll show ‘im--this ain’t no rodeo, cowboy!

%% **Hmm…that’s a good line—I’ll have to remember that.** %%

%% Oh no! Is that a fly chasing me? Ahhh!--get away from me fly!%%

((LSP HORSE bounces around wildly, swishing her tail and trying to swat the HORNY FLY that's come upon the scene))
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 11:14:15 am
YOUNG JACK:

((pulls on the reins a bit to get the pretty filly under control, leans down when noone's looking))

Come on, Miss Filly, that fly's gonna be houndin' us til Kingdom Come. Don't let it bother us none.

((in a seductive, calming voice))

I bet we can find a way to get along even with that fly achasin' us.
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 11:28:56 am
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

(( slows down her jumping and paws at the ground a little ))


When you put it like that (though you’re just bein sly)
I guess I’ll let go of that pesky ol’ fly
We just might make a good team you and me
Let’s go ride like the wind up on Brokeback, be free!
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 11:34:48 am
YOUNG JACK:

((strokes her neck))

Right you are, we just gotta wait for Ennis here. He likes playing with ropes and leather.
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 11:46:16 am
((Meryl stands up, stomps her feet, claps her hands and whistles))

Yeehaw, way to go!  Now that's what I call high-class entertainment!  ;D

Quote
By Daniel
** Just let me catch my breath a bit... So whadya all think, do I need psychological help yet? **

No, boy, you need an agent!  8)
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Post by: ednbarby on June 22, 2006, 12:01:55 pm
HORNY, VOYEURISTIC FLY:

When are you horses gonna get a move on?  I've got a lot of on-the-wall-of-the-tent preparations to make...

%%Ooh, hold the phone...  There's some good shit right over this way...%%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 12:35:37 pm
(( Feng Shui Director offers brief interlude to balance out energy of cast and focus and center the activity going forward.  She offers a to each member of the cast and crew made up of special crystals.  The bracelet can be worn concealed which is important since cowboys, cigarettes, flies, etc., typically do not wear bracelets.  ))

(( Everyone stops for a minute to wrap their magnetic bracelet strands around the appropriate body part. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bracelet.jpg)

** Hematite: This is the most recommended stone for grounding, by encouraging ones survival instincts and is centering. Hematite condenses scattered feelings, turns fuzziness into mental clarity, enhances concentration, memory, practicality, and helps with sound sleep. Considered the symbol of life energy, hematite allows for more confidence, will power and boldness. A protective stone and helps bolster low self-esteem. It restores equilibrium, stability and helps one maintain their sense of self.

Pearl: Lessens stress and its resulting maladies: hypertension, headaches, and exhaustion. May help to prevent heart attacks and strokes. Also an assist in digestion and may reduce the chance of developing ulcers.

Onyx: Balances and grounds.  Promotes fidelity. Absorbs and flattens emotional intensity. Excellent for centering/aligning. Banish grief,enhance self control, wise decision-making, encourages happiness/good fortune. Helps one to follow the path alone, promotes personal strength, understand the reality of the moment, become the master of one's own future. **

** FSD offers this as a gift of friendship to each one, as she originally received it herself.  Each bead has power, but even more so infused with the love and good wishes of friends.  **

%%  FSD appreciates the indulgence of cast and crew for a moment's break from the non-stop hilarity.  %%

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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 12:44:33 pm
** What utterly fantastic actors Mr Raymille has on this production.  :D
Folks, I have been informed that the caterers have outdone themselves...
Apparently Mr Raymille and his Assistant Directors are VERY impressed with the way production is going ...
Wanna go check it out?? ... **



(http://www.gonorthcyprus.com/acapulco/buffet-dinner.jpg)

(http://www.chembio.uoguelph.ca/unitedway/party/1/Halloween_07_%20Food%20Dessert%20buffet.jpg)

(http://www.loscaracoles.fr/images/buffet%207.jpg)


** Okay..WOW!!!!   :o  I am digging in!!  :D  **


(( Walks over to the bar to start off with some booze ...))

(http://www.benvanderlinden.nl/uploads/images/gallery/whiskey/wiskey02.JPG)

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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 12:46:02 pm
** That does look delicious, but unfortunately I've got a lunch meeting with my agent off site... Apparently someone told him I could write Broadway Productions, don't know where they got that idea. But I'll straighten it out and get back on site as soon as possible. **
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 12:55:10 pm

= At the request of several cast members, the budget has been extended to hire two of the best psychiatrists mony can buy.  Please feel free to consult either or both of these highly trained proffessionals for non judgemental assesment =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 01:21:19 pm
**whoa, we have some freakin fine craft services on this production!  Mr Raymille sure knows how to treat his cast and crew!  It pays to work with da best**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 01:31:01 pm
** Apparently, Mr. Raymille is at another big premiere today, unveiling a new look.  He's been travelling all over, whetting the appetitite of the paparazzi and media about B.A.M., doing everything in his power to build buzz.  He's tireless in his promotional efforts, which is not easy, as he is deeply committed to wearing red suits on the red carpet, and they are not as easy to find as you might guess. 

Who says pleats don't work?!?  They just have to be balanaced by the right hat.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/raymilleredsuit.jpg)
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 01:39:52 pm
(( Feng Shui Director offers brief interlude to balance out energy of cast and focus and center the activity going forward.  She offers a to each member of the cast and crew made up of special crystals.  The bracelet can be worn concealed which is important since cowboys, cigarettes, flies, etc., typically do not wear bracelets.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bracelet.jpg)

** Hematite: This is the most recommended stone for grounding, by encouraging ones survival instincts and is centering. Hematite condenses scattered feelings, turns fuzziness into mental clarity, enhances concentration, memory, practicality, and helps with sound sleep. Considered the symbol of life energy, hematite allows for more confidence, will power and boldness. A protective stone and helps bolster low self-esteem. It restores equilibrium, stability and helps one maintain their sense of self.

Onyx: Balances and grounds.  Promotes fidelity. Absorbs and flattens emotional intensity. Excellent for centering/aligning. Banish grief,enhance self control, wise decision-making, encourages happiness/good fortune. Helps one to follow the path alone, promotes personal strength, understand the reality of the moment, become the master of one's own future. **

** FSD offers this as a gift of friendship to each one, as she originally received it herself.  Each bead has power, but even more so infused with the love and good wishes of friends.  **

%%  FSD appreciates the indulgence of cast and crew for a moment's break from the non-stop hilarity.  %%


LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

Oh, perfect, FSD! Can you make me one of these in saddle size? I'll just charge it to props. I think I'll need a lot of Hematite and Onyx to help me stay grounded and centered this summer, and the extra weight couldn't hurt either... Best of all, them dark jewels'll accentuate my pretty black mane and tail!

Thanks!
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 01:46:45 pm
(( Meanwhile, over at the dining hall ...
The cast and crew dig into the food and booze ...))



(http://www.pamf.org/images/objects/adult/beerdrinking.jpg) (http://www.germanfoods.org/consumer/images/Beer-Couple_002.jpg)


(( FSD tries to get people interested in her new book ...))

(http://www.randi.org/images/020604-FS.jpg)


((Busboy passes out after a night of debauchery ... who knows what he gets into after dark? ))

(http://joy.blogspot.com/drunk.jpg)


((Ms Spanky hovers, putting up a show while trying to keep an eye on everyone ...))

(http://organsa.net/images/ebay/small/la_83077-s.jpg)(http://www.spotlitemagic.com/spotlitemagic/images/itemslarge/UA83077.jpg)


((The ever-dutiful sheep trainer is back with his sheep, spending some quality time  ...))

(http://web.mit.edu/romania/www/Romania/Photogallery/People/shepherd-and-flock2.jpg)





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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 01:52:00 pm

One of the sheep: **Hey, Indapaddock! When can we get started? We are dying to go up that mountain!!!**  :(

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_2_440x330.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 01:59:43 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/organisation.jpg)

** Why Mr. Raymille, Sir, If I may say, you look just as fetching with your clothes on.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 02:02:41 pm
(( FSD has lugged this big gorgeous ceremonial gong all the way to the mountains of Wyoming (them ceremonial Feng Shui gongs is hard to pack).  She hits the gong long and hard, resulting in a resounding loud noise, signalling the beginning of the ascent up the mountain.  ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/gong1.jpg)

%%  Time to get moving.  The sheep are getting restless and the LSP horse is all hopped-up on Starbucks coffee, meaning Jack's pants are in danger of hitting the ground the minute he gets thrown from that filly.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 02:08:56 pm
= At the request of several cast members, the budget has been extended to hire two of the best psychiatrists mony can buy.  Please feel free to consult either or both of these highly trained proffessionals for non judgemental assesment =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf.jpg)

**Well, it all started last night. I kept dreaming of dancing and singing sheep.**

Statler: Is that what's bothering ewe?

Waldorf: Bothering the ewes, anyway!

((Both laugh))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 02:13:00 pm
((Over at the sheep playground...excitement and anticipation is in the air ...)


(http://www.laartgirls.com/blogs/unicorn/archives/peeing%20sheep.jpg)

(http://www.liveexportshame.com/images/cormo_sheep_ertitrea_eating.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 02:13:02 pm
One of the sheep: **Hey, Indapaddock! When can we get started? We are dying to go up that mountain!!!**  :(

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_2_440x330.jpg)

Another sheep: ** Hey, don't be so impatient! I've just been over to the sheep recreation center. You have to check that out!!! **  ;D

((In the meantime in said sheep recreation center...))
:)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006944.jpg)

** Boy, I tell ya... You go up Broken Arsed ! I'll stay here forever! **  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008526.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 02:20:38 pm
Quote
(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006944.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/boy-on-sheep2.jpg)


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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 02:46:58 pm
Young Ennis


(( Tying ropes so food will stay on the mules.  Glances over at Jack with a horse that is bucking fiercely.))

Hey bud, that horse may throw ya.  Ya might wanna be careful, huh.  Never know what you can damage if that happens.


%% What did I just say??  Damnit, why do I care if he falls and hurts that beautiful body.  Wha??  Ok, I need help. %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 02:49:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiling at Ennis))

Not a problem. We've come to an understandin'. You ready to go, or you want me to tie something up?

%% Okay, that was just downright flirting. Gotta stop doing that. %%
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Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 22, 2006, 03:17:35 pm
**Well, it all started last night. I kept dreaming of dancing and singing sheep.**

Statler: Is that what's bothering ewe?

Waldorf: Bothering the ewes, anyway!

((Both laugh))
%%Wow, cute, poetic and a heck of a funny bone.  This is gonna be the easiest job ever!%%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 03:21:16 pm
Hey Y'All, I just called RouxB to let her know where we are in the production.  She's at lunch and wants you all to know that The Basque is on her way.  So hold off going up if you can a moment.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 03:21:42 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/JackPrepares.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 03:31:02 pm
(( The excitement can be felt in the sheep playground ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/getReady.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/preggieEwe2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 03:43:24 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

(( Stands patiently where he's been told, waiting to be assigned a rider.  Scans the small group of men...  hopeful... ))

%% There she goes again, twirling and stomping every time someone looks at her sideways.  Look at that beautiful black tail, flying this way and that way as she tries to buck that young man off her back.  Somebody ought to warn him about her.%%

(( Turns head, pricks up ears as he hears someone calling out advice about the horse's low startle point.))

%% Whoa....WHOA!  Who is this?!  I've not seen this one before...   he knows horses.  I can sense it....  see it...   and look at him. That is one fine looking biped!  Look how his backside moves ever so slightly as he's tying those knots.  And those EYES--  dark, dark brown and so big they look nearly equine.  And those legs....  what I'd give to have those wrapped around....   uh...   hold the phone...  he's heading this way!  Do I dare to dream?  That smoldering bundle of hot lava waiting to burst through the gentle, unassuming cowboy surface?  He might be riding on MY back all summer?  He's coming closer... closer... %%

((Cigar Butt tries to keep his excited nickering and pawing the ground to a minimum as Ennis approaches.  The other necessary work and camping accoutrements have been packed on the mules, leaving only Ennis and his personal essentials to ride with Cigar Butt--  his .30-30....  his brown paper grocery bag. ))

%% Look at that mare over there....  she got lucky..!  I've never seen eyes the color of that young man's.  They look like a clear Wyoming sky just after daybreak...  pure, pale blue.  We're lucky, alright....   that mare and me, the Chosen Two (those dumbass mules don't count.)  And if those two fellas are busy sleeping....  or something...   that pretty filly just might get lucky with me. %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 04:01:03 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

%% Look at Jenny over there....  she got lucky..!  I've never seen eyes the color of that young man's.  They look like a clear Wyoming sky just after daybreak...  pure, pale blue.  We're lucky, alright....   Jenny and me, the Chosen Two (those dumbass mules don't count.)  And if those two fellas are busy sleeping....  or something...   Pretty Jenny just might get lucky with me. %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/goingUp2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 04:44:39 pm
Young Ennis

(( Finishes tying up the pack mules and glances over at Jack))

%% Did he just say what?  Tie somethin" up? That smile meant somethin more an a howdy.%%


You lead the way, bud, I like ta be right b'hind ya. I mean I will be right b'hind ya.



((Grabs a small ewe, gets in back of Jack's horse and start up the mountain.))
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 04:49:32 pm

((Some sheep rush out of their toilet trailer, hurriedly...))

Gawd! Lets get the hell outta here! They are already heading up the mountain!!! Hey, waiiiit!!!
  :o

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_1_440x330.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 04:59:51 pm
%% Finally!!!! YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!  %%


(http://science.csumb.edu/~fwatson/projects/2002/transect_2002/40pc/40pc1450.jpg)

(http://www.wwcc.cc.wy.us/wyo_hist/images/peruvian%20sheepherder%204.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 05:00:26 pm
** I'm sure they haven't gone too far up that mountain without checking in with the Basque  O0 first....   right?**

 ;D
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 05:09:35 pm
** HEY!  MR. BO-PEEP INDAPADDOCK!  Corral those woolies until the Basque gets back from lunch!   :laugh:


%% Oh, shoot...that was Mr. Raymille's job to rein in PEEP....I gotta quit hornin' in.%%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 05:22:19 pm
((  Prop Magician props up Huge Stop sign before the agitated sheep ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/stop.png)


%%  Good thing my sheep can read!!  Phew!! %%


(http://www.derby.org/gaz/ramsnet/gallery/Sheep/flock.jpg)


(( Indapaddock yells out to flock ...))

= Beloved Woolies! Thank you for being so patient!  We will be moving on in a second!  One more actor on his way! =
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 05:28:33 pm
** Young Ennis, played by the intrepid DeeDee, is experiencing technical difficulties.  Every manner of technical support is being employed to rectify this unfortunate computer situation, and she assures everyone she will return in full force as soon as possible, hopefully within a few hours of this note.  **
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Post by: RouxB on June 22, 2006, 06:19:59 pm
Basque sheepherders earned thirty dollars a month plus room and board. This was substantially more than their potential wages in the Basque country, but they paid a high personal cost to earn these wages. Each herder had the responsibility of caring for several hundred sheep, with only a dog to help him. There were considerable risks involved. The herder had to account for lost sheep to his employer, a responsibility made especially difficult due to the threat of predators and hostile cattle ranchers. But perhaps the worst aspect of the Basque sheepherder’s work was loneliness. The herding cycle required him to be alone for long periods of time. In many cases herders often went months without seeing or speaking to another human being and had “only the sky and the dog to talk to.” Their limited English skills also curtailed their contact with others. There are accounts of Basque sheepherders who were overcome by loneliness and never regained their mental health.

Kaixo! Aizu!
Badakizu euskaraz?
 
I been waitin out here days for ya and some fool cowboy run off with my truck with my notes in it.
Whatever you do- including sex in the tent during a storm that would probably pitch you off your mount were you to mount a horse rather than a man-don't let them sheep stray. Joe'll have your ass, after Jack does, if you do. And another thing, don't never order soup, them soup boxes is hard to pack. I don't know why they are hard to pack-can't be any harder then them tent poles but who am I too question things. Just don't order em.
 
 
Ikusi arte

The Basque
 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 06:28:51 pm
There are accounts of Basque sheepherders who were overcome by loneliness and never regained their mental health.

Them were the bad old days - nowadays, everyone around cries out, "Wait for The Basque!"  We loves ya, RouxBasque
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 06:32:26 pm
Them were the bad old days - nowadays, everyone around cries out, "Wait for The Basque!"  We loves ya, RouxBasque

**  Damn right!!  No Basque, no march up to Broken Arsed! 
He must be pretty darn important to get over 500 sheep to stand still like that ...
I know, I am telling you this as a seasoned sheep trainer!  **
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Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 07:24:05 pm
Dumb-ass mule no. 1:


%% If Ennis isn't here then who the heck is that guy in front of me? Huh? %%


((Picks up ears and unsuccessfully tries to focus eyes and brain))


%% He's just a blur, I'm too dumb anyways to figure him out. Would take two mules to make sense of a guy like that, don't ya know?

I'll just stand around here with the sheep and Mr. mystery guy, my heavy load of beans and all, getting my back broken, waiting for the boys to get a move on! %%


(http://i9.photobucket.com/a)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 07:27:29 pm
** Ladies & Gentlemen, Dumb-Ass Mule #1!  **

((Cheers!))

Available parts are now listed in blue in the Cast & Crew List featured in Post #1 of this thread.  No auditions required.  New folks welcome and encouraged to choose a part.

Please notify Mr. Raymille or his Assistant Ellemeno if you see a part you want, and we will add you to the Cast and Crew List.

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg44864#msg44864
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 07:33:03 pm
(( More sheep vacate the sheep playground to join the rest of the flock ....
Eager woolie-fans cheer them on!!  ))



(http://www.nzine.co.nz/images/articles/sheep_running.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 07:53:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((borrows the director's megaphone))

WOULD ALL THE SHEEP PLEASE GET INTO HERDING POSITIONS?

((pats LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE when she jumps at the loud noise))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 08:02:25 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((borrows the director's megaphone))

WOULD ALL THE SHEEP PLEASE GET INTO HERDING POSITIONS?



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/ready.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:09:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((still using the megaphone))

Alright, as I see it, we have over 7,000 sheep waiting to go up on Brokeback Mountain. Here's a clue: they won't all fit!!! Some of them are going to have to stay here.

((Waits to see if any of the sheep back down.))
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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 08:11:09 pm
Young Ennis

((Jack and Ennis are heading up the mountain with the 1,000 sheep.  They stop to rest while Jack pulls a thorn out of one of the sheep, Ennis is smoking a cigarette and petting the blue heeler))


%% Wow, look a' the countryside. I wonder if he'd been up 'ere with someone else last summer.  Who kep' the camp?  Who shot the Ky-otes?  Why do I care? %%


Hey bud, when you're ready there, maybe we should start putting up our camp..gonna be dusk soon,  we gonna need our sleep.


%% Need our sleep??? I jes' turned into my ma.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:19:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Well at least most of the sheep backed down. There were at least 800 in that last picture. We have a managable flock now. %%

((nods to Ennis, serious again))

You're right about that one. It'll be night soon. Cools down a lot. Well, if you set up the fire, I guess I can gather water.

((looks around to make sure the sheep are pasturing safely.))

So what's on the menu for tonight? ((grin))
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 08:21:24 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/YinyangMtn.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 08:24:28 pm
%%

That was a quick climb up to the mountain -
At least there were no major injuries ..... I just freaked alittle when one of my precious lambs was hurt ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/carrySheep-1.jpg)


Thank God they are safely up there now!!  Phew!

%%

((Indapaddock smiles to himself meekly ...))
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Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 08:29:03 pm
Dumb-ass mule:


** Here I am again, still standing about. Getting to look at that Jack, though, doin’ his sheep-tending and sheep-hauling. Really looking at ‘im, now. Those sheep’s in luck. He’s a bag of oats and all that. Wonder if Ennis sees it.  If I wasn’t just a dumb-ass mule, I swear……. I’ve been getting loads of inspiration to bray up this here storm on Jack’s behalf. If Ennis only knew!

I’ll never be your beast of burden
My back is broke, my heart’s a-hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

I’ll never be your beast of burden
I’ve walked for miles my feet sure hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

Ain’t hard enough?
Ain’t I rough enough?
Ain’t I rich enough?
You’re not blind, so I’ll make you see!

I’ll never be your beast of burden
You’ll raise the tent, I’ll draw the curtains
I’ll let the harmonica say
Come on baby, make sweet love to me………



I bet I’ll make it to the Signal “Annual Music Mules” finals with that one. I can’t wait!

Brayyyyy-haw!! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:31:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks back when he hears the Mule making a ruckus.))

Ennis?! What the hell are you doin' to that animal? Just let it be!
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 08:34:08 pm
((The High Priestess gathers the remaining cast and crew at the foot of the Mountain for a candle-lighting ceremony))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/groupcandlelighting.jpg)

"The Ascent of the Mountain has begun!  Blessed be Brokeback!  Blessed be Our Boys!  For thus it is written by Annie the Author Almighty:

Ennis and Jack, the dogs, horses and mules, a thousand ewes and their lambs flowed up the trail like dirty water through the timber and out above the tree line into the great flowery meadows and the coursing, endless wind...

YEEHAW
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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 08:34:58 pm
Young Ennis

(( Jack and Ennis are chopping wood, bringing water, setting up campfire and stealing glances at each))

I'm real glad that little sheep you was carryin' was ok, she is my favorite.  I'll call her MIlli.
So I'm gonna start cooking up some weiners and beans if that's allright with you.   Haven't had beans in a long while.


%% Ok, dumbass, why would he care when you had beans? Wonder if he's goin to tend the sheep tonight or the morinin'?  hmmmm.%%




**This scene dedicated to my girl, Lucise**
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:41:52 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles and nods))

Alright, but don't take too long. I gotta go out and sleep with the sheep tonight, like Aguirre says

((A little concerned with the events of the night, he looks out into the countryside with a serious expression: his eyes concentrated on some distant focal point, and his tongue pressed against his LOWER LIP.))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 08:43:44 pm
**This scene dedicated to my girl, Lucise**


(( Indappadock beams, blushes and smiles  :D - although he is not the Lucise in question...))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 08:45:31 pm
(( Sheep grazing happily and freely ...))


(http://www.tibet-house-trust.co.uk/mtkalish.jpg)
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Post by: opinionista on June 22, 2006, 08:47:09 pm
Blue healer at the QT (thinking).

"Where is that damn Jack! He's so hot! I wonder when he's coming back. I think I'm going to go near him to see if I can get him pet me when he takes one of his naps"
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 08:54:09 pm
**So, here I am, the MOON reporting for duty**

((Pushing the night clouds aside... only partially... to await Young Jack...))

%I can't wait to participate in urging Young Jack along in his long-distance yearning for night-fire-Young-Ennis%

**Since I'm one half of a yin and yang symbol here... It might be nice if the FSD could pop in here and prep the scene.  Since this is one of the truly romantic moments of the film... we need to make it just perfect.**

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Post by: opinionista on June 22, 2006, 09:00:39 pm
(Blue healer at the QT)

Damn moon! She had to show just now and screw my plans of getting pet my Jack! Gotta wait for tomorrow because he won't sleep now or pet me! I got help him with the coyotes too.
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:04:19 pm
** So what do you think of todays efforts highly educated and very expensive psychologists? **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf-3.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:06:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((watches as night falls at 4:00 in the afternoon.))

%% Yikes, are we sure we're in the midwest? This is more like Canada... %%

Gotta run, Ennis! Next time, cook faster!

((runs off, quickly sets up his puptent, and gazes out over the sheep for as long as he can keep his eyes open))
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 09:06:39 pm
Hush!  The first night of the Moon on Brokeback is come.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/PriestessMoon.jpg)

The sky was lit
by the splendor of the moon
So powerful
I fell to the ground

Your love
has made me sure

I am ready to forsake
this worldly life
and surrender to the magnificence
of your Being


--Rumi



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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 09:07:51 pm
Young Ennis


((Ennis looks around and he's all alone.  Jack rode up to the sheep right after dinner.  His focus now is up on the mountain where he assumes Jack is))


%%  I sure wish he'd stayed the night.  Kind a lonely here now.  Seems like an a'right
fella, I guess.  I feel like a wan' ta know him better.  Kind a like when I firs' met Alma, but diffren'.  Don't know why that is.%%


(( splashes cold water on his face and goes into the tent for the night, not knowing this night will be his first dream of this blue eyed boy))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 09:11:36 pm
The Moon

((gazes down knowingly and sends special romantic moonlight cues down to Young Jack and directs him to think longingly about Ennis))

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO5PptEv30B2KejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12kemt7vg/EXP=1151111225/**http%3a//www.fliegender-hollaender.at/images/Ying-Yang%2520002.jpg)

(http://meryl.phanfare.com/show/external/68196/68196/3331555/file.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:21:44 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Night2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:22:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Looks up at the moon with an irritating glance, lights a CIGARETTE, drags on it.))

%% You don't think I'm already doing that? Look sister, it's been a long day. Had a fight with a horse (a very pretty horse, mind you), saw Ennis playing with ropes and leather, and that's not a sight easily put aside, been herding sheep most of the day and they wander off in all directions, heard a mule bray something that was almost musical, and dealt with the rapid ascension of night. I'm thinkin' of him. I'm thinkin' of him! I don't have to make everything that obvious, do I? %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 09:28:43 pm
Elle: ((swoons like the moon in June at all the fabulosity unfolding.))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 09:30:00 pm
**Listen Jack... I guess life can get tough sometimes when you're the STAR!!**

(( ::) ))

**plus the MOON is a newbie around the set of this wacky performance... we'll be more on top of things for upcoming vital scenes.**

((  ;)  ))
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:34:30 pm
** "WACKY" ???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:38:51 pm
**Um, that was supposed to be in a playful tone, Ms. Moon. Should I go add that in. **
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 09:43:34 pm
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiR4RptEGQwBp2mjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127tc72vq/EXP=1151113208/**http%3a//static.flickr.com/33/58323889_ef00ab895b.jpg)

**Jack, sweetie, I was being playful too!!**

((  :D  :D :D ))
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:57:15 pm
= The Moon and Jack will be sent to seperate corners if they don't give butterfly kisses forthwith! =(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moonchoke.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:00:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiling up at the moon, puts out his cigarette))

%% I love ya, sweetheart. You oughta know that by now. Keep Ennis safe for me, huh? %%
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 10:10:12 pm
**Sure enough.  I'll keep both you AND Ennis safe!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiEZS5tEHKsAthGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124qg36s6/EXP=1151114393/**http%3a//www.puzzles.ukfun.com/cowboy%2520moon.jpg)


**ps. Jack, can I have your autograph??**
((blushes... )) 

**... you're nearly my favorite character in the film...  I feel all giddy just sending my moonbeams down to you.**

**pps. Mr. Ray, sir, never fear... we were just tussling.**

(( ;) ))
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 10:13:37 pm
= The Moon and Jack will be sent to seperate corners if they don't give butterfly kisses forthwith! =(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moonchoke.jpg)

((Falls down laughing))   :laugh:
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:18:31 pm
** Alright, Ms. Moon.  Wait til we get back to town where there's some paper and I'll see what I can do for you.  Mr. Raymille is entirely insistent on realism in his production, so unless they helicopter some out to me up here, you'll have to wait awhile. Don't forget to remind me. **
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 10:26:21 pm
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6CxUJtE6nUBZiyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12sccp1qi/EXP=1151115825/**http%3a//www.neonartists.com/images/catalog/space/1056_man_in_the_moon.jpg)

**Gee thanks Jack, you really are a star...  Now, get back to pining over Ennis before we get too distracted...**

((  ;)  :D ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:27:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((lies down on the ground, tired from the day but not yet sleepy. The night is peaceful and quiet. Even the dogs are calm. One SHEEPHERDING DOG nestles up beside JACK and looks out over the flock. JACK lazily strokes the dog's head and ears, leaning back and looking up at the sky.))

%% So many stars! %%

((With a gaze of lazy concentration, Jack lays his head on a napsack and looks at the sky. He presses his tongue against his lower lip in a soothing movement, letting the memories of the day ease him into a peaceful moment.))
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 10:27:51 pm
Quote
**pps. Mr. Ray, sir, never fear... we were just tussling."


= ** Well okay then! ** =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/snapshot20060623123130.jpg)
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Post by: Lynne on June 22, 2006, 10:37:02 pm
Jack's Lower Lip

%%That has to be the best feeling in the world, feeling the light caress of Jack's tongue as he subconsciously moves it over me, sometimes gently biting.  I ***revel***in the sensation.  When he's lost in his thoughts and his dreams, I benefit, sure 'nough.  And his head is certainly in the clouds since we climbed ol Brokeback.  That stubborn and frustrating and beautiful Ennis Del Mar gives him (and me) plenty to ponder and dream on.%%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 10:42:43 pm
Jack's Lower Lip

%%That has to be the best feeling in the world, feeling the light caress of Jack's tongue as he subconsciously moves it over me, sometimes gently biting.  I ***revel***in the sensation.  When he's lost in his thoughts and his dreams, I benefit, sure 'nough.  %%


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/lnicoll/proud04A.png)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:47:29 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((When the night gets chilly enough, he crawls into the puptent, a little hesitantly. He's downright tired now.))

%% If I weren't so tired, I could try and figure out what I can do about this Ennis situation. But it's been a long day. %%

((He nestles down as best he can, sticks his hands in the pockets of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS, listens to the sound of the SHEEPHERDING DOG lying just outside, and tries to get some sleep))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 22, 2006, 10:50:48 pm
(( Back at camp, at least one sheep settles in for the night with sweet dreams ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sleep05.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 22, 2006, 10:58:48 pm
(Sorry to bust in here, folks, but is it true that no one has signed up to play the part of Ennis' warshrag?  This seems just shocking to me... have all the Heathens gone off and formed their own discussion board?  NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON wants to be all over ever'thing Ennis can reach?  ;)  OK, I am shutting up now and letting this show go on... sorry to interrupt... thanks for the laughs!)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 11:02:46 pm
** I wouldn't mind being the washrag, unfortunately, I'm already in that scene as someone else. **
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 11:08:41 pm
= ** Alec!  I was so worried about the wash rag scene.  So many people have voiced their intimidation at swirling around Ennis's goobly bits.  Thankyou for taking on this onerous task.  You are hereby added to the cast list!  ** =
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Post by: alec716 on June 22, 2006, 11:17:12 pm
= ** Alec!  I was so worried about the wash rag scene.  So many people have voiced their intimidation at swirling around Ennis's goobly bits.  Thankyou for taking on this onerous task.  You are hereby added to the cast list!  ** =

**Looks like the Army got me.  This is why I never open my mouth at work.  Will someone let me know when my scene is coming up, or did I already miss it?!  Meanwhile, let me go think method acting thoughts about swirling and goobly bits and Turkish toweling.  Are there no depths to which I will not stoop for you people?!   ;)  **
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 11:35:12 pm
** Alec, you and Barb (Jack's cigarette) can perform a duet!  A very big welcome!  **

**  And to everyone, guess who just signed up to play Bobby?  Our old friend Flashframe777!  Yee-Haw!  He's an ac-tor, you know.  **
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Post by: alec716 on June 22, 2006, 11:39:21 pm
** Alec, you and Barb (Jack's cigarette) can perform a duet!   **

** I'm not in this to get burned or to have Barb make an ash of me... someone PLEASE let me know when the curtain is raised on the warsh cloth... now pardon me while I go count my threads per inch.  As if this here thread did not have enough inches already...  :) **
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 11:41:24 pm
** I'm not in this to get burned or to have Barb make an ash of me... someone PLEASE let me know when the curtain is raised on the warsh cloth... now pardon me while I go count my threads per inch.  As if this here thread did not have enough inches already...  :) **

Elle: (( Stands and cheers for the New Boy!!))  :)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 11:48:07 pm
The MOON

Good night Young Jack and distant-night-fire-Young Ennis, the Moon is off to catch 40 winks.

((Leaving some hypnotic moonbeams behind.  These are meant to shine down on Jack's pup tent to inspire him to remain persistent when it comes to wooing Ennis))


(http://www.orangecountyfineart.com/cook_images/moonlight_marsh.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 11:51:25 pm
** The moon is out, a big beautiful glowing orb casting it's gentle light everywhere it touches and there is a soft sultry feel to the air. It is fragrent with the smells of spring grasses wild flowers and hay.  I just love the way it caresses my skin.  It makes feel all hot and bothered...I miss Ennis so much, I hope he's thinking about me tonight**

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/OhEnnisImissyousomuch.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 11:52:16 pm
Elle: ((Nearly effen' breaks her arm pattin' herself on the back for her castin' instincts.))

**  Night Amanda!  **

**  And GIANT kudos to Melinda (Sashca) for the idea of having Ennis' warsh rag be a role, and to David (TheStudDuck!) for suggesting the moon as a role.  **
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 12:06:48 am
(http://michelle01a.tripod.com/images/michelle_williams_22.jpg)

**Ah me!
O Ennis, My Ennis! wherefore art thou Ennis
Deny thy employer and refuse thy post;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a virgin.
'Tis but thy poverty that is my enemy;--
Thou art thyself, though not a pauper.
What's a pauper? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other thing!
What's in this state? that which we call in the poor house
By any other name would be a real sweet life;
So Ennis would, were he not scrawny assed call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title:--Ennis, doff thy Sheep;
And for those sheep, which is no part of thee,
Take all myself.**
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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 12:10:15 am
YOUNG JACK:

((When the night gets chilly enough, he crawls into the puptent, a little hesitantly. He's downright tired now.))

%% If I weren't so tired, I could try and figure out what I can do about this Ennis situation. But it's been a long day. %%

((He nestles down as best he can, sticks his hands in the pockets of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS, listens to the sound of the SHEEPHERDING DOG lying just outside, and tries to get some sleep))

Standing outside the tent in the cool night air, HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT senses Jack's tired ruminations about the long day. Feeling a bit of guilt for her part in it, she opens her long muzzle and begins to hum a lullabye. From somewhere in the future yet also from the past, these words come to her, and she finds herself singing Jack (and the sheep) to sleep with her warbly croon:

Try not to get worried
Try not to turn onto
Problems that upset you, oh
Don't you know
everything's alright yes, everything's fine
And we want you to sleep well tonight
Let the world turn without you tonight
Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
 
Good night, Jack.

** thanks to Andrew Lloyd Webber for the inspiration, and Elle for the little push **
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Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 12:25:46 am
((Listens to HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT ....  ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/day1night.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 01:15:25 am
Quote
Alec, you and Barb (Jack's cigarette) can perform a duet!  A very big welcome!

= The Duet begins to warbling horse =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Cigarettes.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 23, 2006, 01:23:49 am
JACK'S PANTS -

%% This has been some day....  mmm... that HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT is warblin' real purty...   I like it.  I need to relax...YOUNG JACK needs to relax after all the things goin' on this day.  What with him slidin' his hands in and out of my pockets....  unbuttonin'  a time or two (he did have those two beers before we ever got in the 'drop-off' truck this morning) .... and there's been ALL kinds of strainin' and adjustin' goin' on in my button area, ever since YOUNG JACK caught sight of this ENNIS fella...   whoo-EEE, this is going to be some summer.  It's gonna be WAY better than last summer up here, I can tell ya that.  And sweet old MRS. TWIST.....  she is one smart lady.  She knew exactly which pair of JACK'S PANTS he would want to wear up on Brokeback, and she had me all scrubbed, dried, folded and ready to slide up these legs....and....  um...   that woman is pretty danged intuitive...she knows her boy.  Knows what he likes. %%

((JACK'S PANTS hug his every curve..  calves, thighs, buttocks   ;) and the ever-changing outline near the buttons...))

%%Hmmm....  when I left Lightnin' Flat, I smelled faintly like laundry soap and cotton that's been hanging in the Wyoming WIND...     and now?  I'm WELL on my way to that most devastatingly intoxicating, rich, sweet scent of MAN...   and not just ANY man...  this is YOUNG JACK TWIST.  Oh, I'm just going to get better and better as the days go by....
  >SN-I-I-I-F-F-FFF.....ah-h-hh.<    ;D %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 01:32:00 am

((At nighttime Owl Olivia peaks through the branches of a tree and looks at the campsite))

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009899.jpg)

Whoo whoo! Now let's see what we've got here. Two pretty boys, tons of sheep up on the mountain, a picturesque  scenery... I bet 1000 mice they'll be having sex within a month! The boys, that is. Anyways. It's not so lonely up here now! But I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Whoo whoo!

** Ahem. Signing up for the role of the owl here. Obviously...**  ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 01:54:02 am

((Meanwhile, a member of the props crew is making sure that the fire doesn't burn down, so young Jack up on the mountain has something to look at...))

(http://www.reisefotos.de/fotos/Frankreich/000003.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:07:28 am

Jiminy Cricket : "Not so lonely?!"  What am I, chopped liver?  Oh you're all "Oh, I love you Jiminy, you fill my nights with song and laughter" when there's no toosh to be had!  Really Olivia, you have become saaaaarch a prat since you got your new specs!  Little Miss Intellect!  Well they look silly on you!  There, it's said!  Stupid idea that Owls run around wearing things meant for humans!  I mean reeealy!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/jiminy_140x143.gif)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 02:14:47 am
%% soft music over this scene of the mountain in darkness and our hero's lost in their own thoughts and dreams%%

Night-time sharpens,    
heightens each sensation . . .
Darkness stirs and
wakes imagination . . .
Silently the senses
abandon their defences . . .
Slowly, gently
night unfurls its splendour . . .
Grasp it, sense it -
tremulous and tender . . .
Turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling light -
and listen to
the music of the night . . .


(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/139233TyBX_w.jpg)



With thanks and apologies to Andrew Lloyd Weber ::)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:29:16 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ALW.gif)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 02:33:05 am
**  Oh brother!  It's been a very long and adventurous day folks and I am beat!
I am so excited we got the sheep safely to Broken Arsed and there have been no reports of any sheep jumping off cliffs or anything remotely suicidal.  So I am thrilled.. tired ...**


(http://www.martinridgway.com/images/thumb-yawn.jpg)


**  Mr Raymille and all you good folks, see you tomorrow!
I didn't want to bring this up, but Ms Spanky's Assistant's Assistant is slightly obsessed with me and won't leave me alone.  In fact, I caught her spying on me in the shower today.  That's a prime candidate for the psychiatrists our Director so kindly brought in.  **


(( yawns....))

** Nighty night!  Don't let Jiminy Cricket or the Bed bugs bite!  **


(( strips and jumps into bed ....))



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/zzz.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 02:37:13 am
Jiminy Cricket : "Not so lonely?!"  What am I, chopped liver?  Oh you're all "Oh, I love you Jiminy, you fill my nights with song and laughter" when there's no toosh to be had!  Really Olivia, you have become saaaaarch a prat since you got your new specs!  Little Miss Intellect!  Well they look silly on you!  There, it's said!  Stupid idea that Owls run around wearing things meant for humans!  I mean reeealy!


((Owl Olivia rips off her new specs indignantly))

Oh, shut up Jiminy!! Nobody's asked for your comments! Go kick a bucket!
Ahem... you really think I look better without them??  ???
I mean, not that I give a damn about your opinion...


(http://www.bilder-server.com/Bilder/HWG/001/hwg00001-Bartkauz.JPG)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 02:41:00 am

((Sheep trainer Lucise Indapaddock falls into an uneven sleep, having a terrible nightmare...))  :o

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00004771.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:44:26 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/jiminy_140x143.gif) "I don't give a HOOT, that you don't care!  I'm not rubbing my legs together for you anymore!"
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 03:00:00 am
((Owl Olivia's new lover Owl Oscar joins her on her branch and whispers into her ear...))

What a nerd! Let's just ignore him and go hunting for some mice... Come on! And, Baby, I love your new specs!   :-*

((And off they take))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Oscarflstert.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 03:10:28 am
((Sheep trainer Lucise Indapaddock falls into an uneven sleep, having a terrible nightmare...))  :o

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00004771.jpg)

(( Jumps up .. breathing heavily ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/zz3.jpg)


(( Struggles to get back to sleep ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/zz4.jpg)




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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:00:26 am
** Sending you sweet dreams Lucise **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jar-Head.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jar-Head.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jar-Head.gif)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:29:34 am
Quote
What a nerd! Let's just ignore him and go hunting for some mice... Come on! And, Baby, I love your new specs!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/jiminy_140x143.gif)  ((Puts hands on hips and chants into the night)) "OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo Oscar and 'Livier, sittin' in a tree!  K  I  S  S  I  N  G!  She wasn't so discerning before she had four eyes Oscar! "

 %% Creeps! %%
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 08:43:31 am
Mika, the musical dumbass mule:


= Resurfaces and sniffs the air and the state of affairs after enjoying a much needed rest, having carried tents and cans and axes and all possible and impossible sorts of equipment all the way up on Brokeback =

%% Neyyy! I rested right through lots of stuff happening. Oooooh the tension! But now it's so silent. Too silent. I'll have to do something about that. Think I'll cheer everyone up with my heartfelt rendition of: %%

((Clears throat, takes up proud pose, starts performing a musical mule song to the mountains and everyone in range))

=Very loudly=

%% .........The hills are ali-i-i-i-i-i-i-ive, with the sound of bray-y-y-ing!...... %%

=Ignores pained yelps from the dogs, panicked bleating from the sheep, outraged howls from the local coyotes, horrified hoots from the owls, annoyed growls from the lurking bear, squishing protests from the warshrag, snickers from the horses and surprised shouts and mumbled sunds of "huhn??" from the tents. Goes right on creating that very special one-of-a-kind dumbass mule music=

**My mama used to whinny that to me when I was little, - and sing to me.....**

%% I got to go! %%

((Bolts from the outraged cries of SACRILEGE! heard from every corner))



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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 23, 2006, 09:22:34 am
DUMBASS MULE #27:

((Dumbass Mule #27 clonks his hooves out into the midst of hysterics only to pick up the song again and silence the teasing with his beautiful singing voice.))

Ahem...  ((singing))

The hills are alive with the sound of bra-a-a-a-aying,
With brays they have brayed for a thousand queers!

The hills fill my heart with the sound of bra-a-a-a-aying,
My heart wants to bray every bray in hears!
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 12:12:22 pm
The Feng Shui Director

%%  These [email protected]$$ mules are remarkably musical - such talent.  We seem to have ever-so-slightly lost our way.  Perhaps we need the Chinese Feng Shui compass to re-orient us.  It's made of wood and brass with red thread to help Jack red-line it accurately later when necessary. Writting is in chinese and contains secret code that can only be deciphered by those studying under Feng Shui Master and Director Mr. Raymille. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/compass.jpg)

(( FSD attaches compass to wall so all cast and crew can see it and receive its divine and inspired guidance. ))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 23, 2006, 12:19:58 pm
The Wind:  ((blows the invigorating smell of edelweiss past the sleeping noses of Our Boys.))  **  Sorry the pic is so colossal, I'm proud I got it there at all.  **

(http://www.edelweissmusic.net/Artwork.jpg)
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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 12:34:11 pm
**Low Startle Point Horse has been given the information that the Actors playing Jack and Ennis are in meetings with "their people" until mid afternoon. Perhaps this would be a good time to utilize the Spa services that the Director Mr, RayMILLE has so graciously set up for us, or perhaps reflect on the beauty of the mountains we find ourselves in preparation for a later-than-anticipated start to our shooting schedule today.**

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:weOAGvIqkbAhYM:www.pcrphoto.com/Mountains/Morning%2520Reflections%2520at%2520Oxbow%2520Bend%2520VF1I9052.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 12:34:56 pm
%%cueing up the special mechanical band shipped at great expense all the way from that fancy schamcy clock works in Switzerland%%

(http://www.charactersunlimitedinc.com/images/cowboy_band_guitar.jpg)

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssssaaaaa!
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 12:52:14 pm
Mika the musical dumbass mule


((Enjoys the lofty music winging on high over the mountain. Swoons and skips under the sweet Edelweiss smells. Falls madly, deeply, truly in love with the dulcet tones and the beautiful, shining body of dumbass mule #27.))

=Yeah, it's definitely something in the air up there=


**This is amazing. Till now I've been in love with that cute, taciturn guy who'se been leading me around by the nose. I mean, noose. Up the mountain, and down the mountain. What's not to love about a guy who keeps taking you exiting new places?**

=Has very very dreamy look in eyes=


**But I knew Ennis was spoken for from the moment I clapped eyes on him. I'm so glad I've found another *mule* to love, for the other couldn't ever be mine. Difference in species be damned, and however much I've wanted to fill his life with bliss and bright lights:**

(http://i9.photobucg)


**And with musical praise of the highest degree: **

((Ahem. Ahem. Brays:))

  Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
Uh, hey hey
All right, yeah
Oooo

What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man



((Everyone and everything else on the mountain silently prays (since any shouts and screams would be drowned in the mule music anyhow) with a level of desperation yet unheard of:))

Ennis! Where are you? Way to go - taking a break just now! Please return and take that crazed dumb-ass mule for a trip somewhere! Take him to see the basque! Show him the majestic scenery of the furthst peaks! Just make it stop! Make it stop! Ennis! Saaaaaaave us!


((To the great relief of all, Mika the Dumbass musical mule however falls completely silent on own accord, once more meditating on the utter beauty and grace of Dumbass mule # 27))


=Silence and peace once more reigns on the mountain. =

=For how long?=

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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 12:53:40 pm
** Apparently Mr. Raymille is doing some international travel this weekend.  He's on a whirlwind tour to promote B.A.M. (assisted by his able, if fawningly obsequious and sycophantic assistant Elle), and maintains his impeccable committment to wearing only red on the red carpet.  A few of his weekend outfits are below.  **

Because only gold boots work with a tux like this!
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuit1.gif)

For something more dramatic...
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/reddress.jpg)

Modest and flowing, with just a touch of exotic.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/red-outfit.jpg)

The bicyle team's red-carpet ready outfits.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redshorts.jpg)

Traditional yet flirty for spring/summer.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuit.jpg)

Mr. Raymille is COMMITTED to color.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/revamp_red_image.jpg)

Somthing a little lighter for warmer weather.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/reddress2.jpg)

%%  Mr. Raymille is REALLY versitile.  Looks like he'll do whatever it takes to get B.A.M. buzz out there!  %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 12:56:14 pm

Perhaps this would be a good time to utilize the Spa services that the Director Mr, RayMILLE has so graciously set up for us


** FSD wants to know where these 'spa' facilities are.  And she wants to know now!!!!!! **
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 01:00:44 pm
**Mika wouldn't mind a full overhaul and laquering of hooves, grooming of tail and dip or two into fragrant and relaxing spa waters, either.**

=Hint, hint=

%%What du you mean, they don't serve mules, except on plates?%%  ???
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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 01:53:47 pm
** Hey Mr. Raymille -- my warshrag should be ready for its close-up later this afternoon.  Can't believe how close-up to Ennis I will be!  Someone just cue me...and then catch me when I faint! **
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Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 01:57:55 pm
(( Up on Broken Arsed, the sheep graze freely..happily ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheep_flock.jpg)


(( Life goes on, and the precious lil woolies are loving the mountain air ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/graze2.jpg)

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/159409621.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/YearlingEwes.jpg)


(( Indapaddock smiles, beaming with pride....))


%%  Nothing like watching your babies conquer the world of fame and movies...<sigh> %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 02:22:37 pm

Well I must say, those hippies.... tsk, tsk. Nowadays, they obviously cast everybody. Had my agent told me about this, I'd never have come here. Määähhh!   >:(

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009822.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:25:25 pm

(( Mika the Dumbarsed Mule gets some pampering! ))
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/PrettyMule.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:38:04 pm

  YEEHAW      


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Yee.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Flickbuckle.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2006, 02:39:37 pm
((The High Priestess, having been tipped off to the company's new spa facilities, reflects.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/clothespins.jpg)

%% This hurts like a sonufabitch, but Madame Schwannstucker swore it would make me look 20 years younger!  I'm going to need all the help I can get, now that I know that that Heath look-alike is none other than his infamous illegitimate half-brother, Hoss, known for following him around to gigs and---Uh oh, I see the FSD has discovered this place, too...%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/facialwoman.jpg)

((Meryl puts a warm towel over her face and lies back, feigning sleep...))
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 02:43:42 pm
((Meanwhile Mika is doing the conga with the hippie sheep, braying in ecstatic delight over the sumptuous makeover.

Let's see if The High Priestess manages to continue feigning sleep in this ruckus!))
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Post by: EnnisDelMar on June 23, 2006, 02:59:42 pm
Omg LOL this is too good... sorry I wasn't a good Ennis, maybe I can still be little Ennis in the flashback scene..
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 03:00:57 pm

** Here's a song for our restless, sensitive and knowing wind. Is Ennis yet aware of what it tells him?? **
  ::)

Der Wind hat mir ein Lied erzählt                       The wind has sung me a song
Von einem Glück unsagbar schön;                      Of a luck unspeakably beautiful;
Er weiß, was meinem Herzen fehlt,                    It knows what my heart is missing,
Für wen es schlägt und glüht.                            For whom it beats and glows.
Er weiß für wen.                                              It knows for whom.
Komm! Komm!                                                 Come! Come!
   
Der Wind hat mir ein Lied erzählt                       The wind has sung me a song
Von einem Herzen, das mir fehlt.                       Of a loved soul I miss.
Der Wind...                                                     The Wind....   


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 03:09:22 pm
Cowboy Ettiquette #426

"You can't get comfortable until your boot is shoved ALL THE WAY INTO the fire. "
-Poorlittleteacher

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Burningfoot2.jpg)

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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:14:01 pm
=Not only wind, but also air, represents one of the main characters. It's necessary to remind audiences of both=

=Turns out Mika the dumbarse musical mule had a full makeover not only of the outward apperance, but also of the braying voice, now turned singing voice. It's suddenly sultry, sweet and pitch-perfect=

((Lifts face into the wind that sweeps the mountain, peeks at the two guys round their campfire, and starts crooning enchantingly))

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sigh and mountain sound

Love is in the air
In the whisper of the grass
Love is in the air
In the thunderclouds that pass.....



=Chorus of sheep sighing dramily should be heard in background.

Or is that hollers from cowboys with burnt boots and feet?  ??? Hard to tell the difference!=

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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 03:21:58 pm
((LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE begins to get mighty jumpy and whips her body awkwardly around a couple of times))

Jesus! What is it with all these pictures of my Jack later on in the movie?! I hope we're not skipping ahead in the scenes!! I mean, we haven't even had our first morning together on the mountain! All this skipping around wasn't in my contract, and it's making me freak out! I'm gonna be all jumpy and jittery now when we start working "for real," and it's all your fault!


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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 03:25:20 pm
** Since Jiminy Cricket and the owls have spoken, I guess I can jump in... just don't shoot me like a kai-oat if my timing is bad!**


((As JACK peels potatoes, ENNIS goes to warsh ever’thing he can reach.  ENNIS walks to the bucket of warm water, strips off all but his hat, squats, grabs TERRY CLOTH and gets ta warshin’.  No instruction manual needed.))

TC: ** This guy has a firm hold on me… feels like he could wring me out a hunderd times.  Hell, he’s got me all in a lather. **

((ENNIS pushes TERRY CLOTH up across his torso.))

TC: ** What’s up ahead?  Hell, some not-so-silky armpit hair.  Cowboy here didn’t hardly have no deodorant in that paper bag.  I swear, must be no Secret in Signal, that’s fer d*mn Sure.  I might asphyxiate from the smell.  Where does this guy buy his personal hygiene products, in the condiments aisle?**

((ENNIS slowly pushes TERRY CLOTH all the way to the south pole or the equator depending on which way you thought you were sailing.  Along the trip, while sleddin’ downhill in ENNIS’ grip like ALMA next winter, TERRY CLOTH speaks.))

TC:  Fast or slow, I like the direction you’re goin’.

TC: ** All the travelin’ I ever done is around this man, lookin’ for the handle.**

((TERRY CLOTH takes his eyes off of ENNIS’ goobly bits and looks farther afield for just a second.))

TC: ** Now why is that sweet-lookin’ guy in the dark hat starin’ at me out a the corner of his eye?  Might be kinda jealous a where I’m goin’.  I wouldn’t mind switchin’ places with his cigarette, even if I gotta smell some cat piss along the way. **

((TC gasps suddenly).)

TC: ** Tell you what, I know who he is… he had ta use my great-grandtowel to wipe up after his Twisted daddy Stud Duck hosed him down.**

((TERRY CLOTH resumes his watch of the trail ahead as ENNIS continues to send TERRY CLOTH down the southbound lane of a country mile.))

TC:  Sh*t, that’s hard.

((TERRY CLOTH’s compulsory journey to Down Under continues.))

TC:  Whoa, whoa, are those apples?  Turns out I got a low startle point too!  Is that pair a deuces lookin’ for work?

((and as ENNIS’ full moon comes into view…))

TC:  No, I can’t drink no suds right now… but I’ll sure have a piece a cherr….

((BASQUE SHEPHERD’S HOOK enters horizontally from Stage Right and yanks TERRY CLOTH out of ENNIS’ hand and, mercifully, offstage.  SHEEP pelt TERRY CLOTH with BetterMost Bean cans as he vanishes from sight and is taken to have his mouth warshed out with soap.))

(TERRY CLOTH yells from offstage):

TC:  One curve on his whole body, and I miss it!
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 03:25:53 pm
%%softly blowing on the ever present Wyoming Wind%%

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssssaaaaa!

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Post by: RouxB on June 23, 2006, 03:26:45 pm
My English sometimes (selectively) suffers-can someone tell me where we are in the story? I'd hate to miss delivering them beans to the boys.

The Basque
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: southendmd on June 23, 2006, 03:31:33 pm
** Give the Acade-Ray Award to the towel right now!!!  Best Fire-Spittin' Performance**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 03:32:31 pm
((wildly thrashing about now, losing it totally))

I don't know, Basque, but I'm about to throw myself off a cliff here if we don't back up and s-l-o-w  d-o--w-n!!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 03:33:53 pm
(( FSD hurridly but calmly hangs Feng Shui chimes in trees to surround LSP horse with positive, affirming energy so she doesn't freak out. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/chimes.gif)

** The pleasing sound of windchimes is said to activate favorable energy of Sheng Chi in four different tunings for Fortune, Energy, Peace and Imagination. **

(( LSP horse hears chimes and is immediately soothed.  PHEW! ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:37:28 pm
**Loud rounds of applause for Terry Cloth from offstage**


=Mika thinks= %% Wow, that was HOT - no wonder we've all lost our sense of time and place and scene! Good to see peace and calm being skilfully restored to the mountain proceedings though!%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 03:41:41 pm
((Indapaddock inspired by FSD's Tree Chimes has decided to take a trip to the Spa...
where others are already enjoying the facilities ....))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/spa2.jpg) (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/spa1.jpg)

((  He relaxes ... washed over with Feng Shui calmness ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/indaSpa.jpg)


((...Meanwhile back at the mountain... The DUMB-ASS MUSICAL MULE, MIKA reaps the benefits of her new make-over ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/DAMule.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 03:42:17 pm

((Props Magician Anke Spanky almost loses it, applauding wildly at the untimely but brilliant performance of the warshrag))

** Hey cloth! You want some free laundry, don't ya? Piece of detergent? **  ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 03:49:45 pm
(( Proud BAM crew offer the WARSH CLOTH a golden towel rack for his fantastic performance
and for keeping Ennis' bits spotlessly and squeaky clean ...
Now he can drap himself all over this rack and catch his breath after that performance...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tRack.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 03:53:54 pm
** FSD notes that there is apparently a history of sacred cloth throughout history.  Following today's earlier stellar performance, Ennis's warshcloth now stands proudly among the sacred cloths of eternity. Any warshcloth that so perfectly caresses and cleanses Ennis's goobly bits receives this honor.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/buddha.jpg)
Buddha images in Wat Chai Mongkon, swathed in sacred cloth as a sign of reverence.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:54:26 pm
((Still off stage, Mika is more sidetracked than ever, as the hue-and-cry not only for stardom and fame but for stars and celebrities now has reached the mountainous locations:))


- "Hey Lady, you're Annie Proulx, aren't you? Or her close cousin? Or at least her next-door neigbor? I'll give you my autograph if you give me yours!"

- "Look, aunt! A talking mule!! Ha-ha! We're being punk'd!!"
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:09:20 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf-8.gif)


= Appologies from the Idiot Director for getting ahead of himself and robbing Low Startle point Horse her big moment!  Whilst the Warshrag is undeniably the most amazing goobly bit washer to ever grace the planet, we must now acknowledge the last few posts as a dream sequence only! Can you all imagine how brilliant we will all feel when that premonition comes true, and how bloody good we will all be at it?!  ....ehe... =

((Buries head in hands and swallows his ninth valium for the morning!!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:15:16 pm
(( FSD places special red Crystal Ball underneath Director Raymille's chair to stimulate balanced chi and align intention with execution so that the production moves forward harmoniously.  Something about those red ceremonial balls that seems to particularly soothe the Director. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg)

%% FSD is much busier today than expected.  Thinking she wil have to quit her day job and wear these ceremonial robes full-time.  This will probably necessitate an additional pay raise... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:27:05 pm
%% It's all about the money with this bloody FSD!  I hired her to get the CHI flowing and all I get from her is $CHIng$ $CHIng$.  I'm already paying her three times more than Aguire.  I hope she doesn't end up suing me after all this is over!  Maybe she'll go for an out of court settlement, and I can deny I ever negotiated anything! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:28:16 pm
**  FSD is stunned by brilliance of the previous dream sequence, and how each member of the cast and crew fully inhabited their astral body during said performance.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/dreams.jpg)



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:30:10 pm
%% It's all about the money with this bloody FSD!  I hired her to get the CHI flowing and all I get from her is $CHIng$ $CHIng$.  I'm already paying her three times more than Aguire.  I hope she doesn't end up suing me after all this is over!  Maybe she'll go for an out of court settlement, and I can deny I ever negotiated anything! %%


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg)

%% OOOOOOOOH - more Crystal  Balls for the director.  Immediately!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:38:42 pm
(( FSD turns back hands of time so that performance can continue chronologically.  ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/HandsofTime.jpg)


** Anyone who knows where exactly clock hands should be turned back to, please advise FSD ASAP.  We seem to have some confusion.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 04:47:02 pm
                                               ATTENTION!


As of 9 am Saturday morning, Courtney will be taking over the roll of young Ennis until 9 am on Monday, while I am indisposed.( ie. drinking, partying and all around merriment).   Please give our girl all the support you gave me.  My only regret is that I can't take you all with me...
Now I need to find my Jack and get rolling on the next scene.



Always,
DeeDee
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:57:02 pm
= RECAP =

= Idiot Director will now restore the timeline and ballance the Ying & Yang =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/YingYangsheep.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/YingYangSaw.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Settingupcamp.jpg)

= Idiot Director will then add the symbolic cleansing of water presence =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Water.jpg)

= Idiot Director will then recreate the mood =

"But soft, what light through younder window breaks?"

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Romeo.jpg)

=And finally Idiot Director will cook a health breakfast for his tired Cast & Crew"

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Yawn.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BetterMost-2.jpg)

= Pick up from here =

** AND DON"T ANYONE ALLOW ME TO MESS WITH THE CUES OF A HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT AGAIN! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 05:11:35 pm
** Forgive me, Ray, if I go a little before that **.

YOUNG JACK:

((Wakes up with the sun just peeking over the horizon. Looks down at the camp, and is surprised not to see any smoke.))

Huh? Well whadya make of that? Surely he's cookin' breakfast by now?

((reaches down and pets one of the SHEPHERD DOGs who is keeping an alert gaze on the flock as her companion sleeps nearby.))

Nothing too eventful, huh?

((Gets out his canteen, poors water in a metal cup for the dogs then walks over to the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, tethered to a nearby tree.))

Well, darlin'. Looks like we need to head back to camp, give you some room to run around a bit.

((Rides down into camp, leaving the dogs behind to watch the sheep for a while.))

Ennis, you awake?! Ennis!

((Listens to the snores coming from the tent.))

%% God, even his snores are cute. %%

Come on, Ennis. Gotta get up and cook us somethin' to eat. I don't care what at this point.

((goes over to where the food is stored and looks into it hesitantly.))

I'd do it myself, but not much of a cook. My ma threw me out of the kitchen for scorchin' her pans. Pa gave me a real beatin' for that one... I mean, I suppose I could put something in here on the fire until it turns black and crunchy, but I reckon neither one of us'll like it.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 05:17:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Wakes up with the sun just peeking over the horizon. Looks down at the camp, and is surprised not to see any smoke.))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/day2.jpg)


Quote
Well, darlin'. Looks like we need to head back to camp, give you some room to run around a bit.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/jkHerder.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 05:28:53 pm
Young Ennis


((Turns over and wakes up.. It's morning and he wipes the sleep out of his eyes))


%% Oh no. I overslep'.  Shee-it, now I hear Jack comin' back.  I can't go out there lookin' like this.  I need ta freshin' ma breath a bit.%%


((Blows breath into hand and grimaces))


%% He's callin' me, I better git.%%


Hey bud, sorry about breakfast, guess I overslep'.  I'll git the coffee goin' and get right on breakfast. I have sausage..you like sausage?  Uh, I don't mean like, I mean eat, I, uh, how about bacon?


(( blushed beet red and hurries to make coffee))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 05:33:07 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bfast2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 05:34:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((finishes tethering up LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, but leaves her room to move around. He pats her neck and moves back over.))

Nothin' wrong with a good sausage, Ennis. We can have sausage if you want. ((grins, but stifles a yawn)).

I think I can make coffee, though. I mean, whoever heard of a man who doesn't drink coffee? That way, you can work on the food.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 05:39:59 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bfast3.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 23, 2006, 06:07:00 pm
Elle/Wind/Sycophantic Assistant:  **  Been cleaning all mornin' for my mother's visit next week (after six months of not cleaning the house, thanks to you folks), I get back here eager as hell, and all I find is PERFECTION?  This ain't no little thing that's happenin' here.  **

Victoria-Effen-Princess, that song was one of the highlights of my life.  Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  Can't believe I furgot that song - I sing it two-three times a week at bedtime, for 'Meno Jr.

Alec-Effen-WarshRag, I grovel at your feet, and send up a prayer a thanks that you have joined our gang.

Startle-Effen--NYDay, thank you for keepin' us on the right track.

YaadPee-Effen-Pie, You too.  Keepin' us centered and on the right track.

And all the Owls, Mules, SheepWranglers, Priestesses (of which there is One), and southendmd (I'm gonna come knockin' on yer door, offerin' you a part in a minnit), it is some sweet life, here and now.  **

%%  When Becky and her bladder get back from their trip, they are going to pee their pants at what their idea has turned into!  %%



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 06:09:35 pm
Young Ennis:


((Ennis catching Jack's grin shift nervously))


Uh, no bud, I'll make tha coffee, why don' cha relax a bit.  Just need to put the meat in the pan and it'll cook itself.


%%What in fools hill am I babblin' about?  My heart is a racin' like a thoroughbred maiden.  I need to focus.  Maybe I could just start up some talkin'.%%



So, bud who do you do, uh I mean what do you do when you're not up here on Brokeback?



%% I think I'm gonna be sick%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 06:19:40 pm
Young Jack:

%% Did he just say "who do you do"? .... How ? .... poetic? %%

Umm, well mostly stay at home work for my Pa at his ranch. He's got some pretty ancient ideas about how to run it. Course, he doesn't want to hear any of mine, but I'm saving up. Gonna get a place of my own.

((coughs a little))

What about you? You do anything during the winter? You seem skilled at a lot of things. You could probably do anything that needed doin' at a ranch.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 06:29:32 pm
(( The scene at camp ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bfast4.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
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((BAM Caterers dish out Beans to mark this memorable occasion ...))

(http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/060403/6777_512.jpg)


((Beverages  are on the way ...Coffee to start ...))

(http://www.diannevetromile.com/CoffeePot.jpg)


(( Ms Spanky takes over as barmaid ...))

(http://trayman.net/Images/Senoritas/Corona%20Barmaid.jpg)


((Prop Magician hires a band to cater to the four-legged members of the team ...))

(http://www.stillbreathing.co.uk/gallery/animals_in_music/leadrodent.jpg)

(http://www.stillbreathing.co.uk/gallery/animals_in_music/sqruimmer.jpg)

(http://www.stillbreathing.co.uk/gallery/animals_in_music/saxosquirrel_big.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 07:14:12 pm
500 POSTS WOOHOO
  Average 100 posts per day!   
Doesn't anyone work around here?

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/LittleMermaid.gif)


Re: YOU KNOW YOUR A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN FAN WHEN...   
 
"You spend more time on the boards than at work. A live conversation with a fellow-Brokie is more important to you than how you will get home fro there."

- Julie01

When your finger hurts from so much clicking around on this board!
- Front-Ranger
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 07:41:12 pm
Young Ennis:

%% I think he heard my slip.  I'm a gonna make like it never happen.%%


I think I already tol' ya that me an Alma will be gettin' married and tryin' to save for our own place.  Tryin' to find somethin' on a ranch.  Been a ranch hand my whole life.  I'm real good working with horses an" stock.  Maybe your daddy could use my help someday seein' jobs are pretty hard to come by these days.


%% Thats it dumbass, you sound like a job interview. Who you tryin to impress?  He don't care about you. And you need ta worry about Alma.  Alma...oh boy.  I kind a wish she had blue eyes like this boy here.  Nice to look at. Warm. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 07:46:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((laughs warmly, then sips some coffee from a tin mug))

Yeah, you kinda told me you were gettin' married. I meant, what did you do for money before you came up here? You said you were in Sage, right? What'd you do there?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 23, 2006, 08:07:57 pm
The MOON

((As the boys enjoy their early morning breakfast and chat.  The Moon prods good buddy the Sun awake with our own early morning chat.))

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMihAg5xEHkIAZwCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=132ej9fjq/EXP=1151194304/**http%3a//www.pa.msu.edu/people/frenchj/const/solar-eclipse-june-10-2002-1759.jpg)

((Busy making sure the Sun stokes the whole day for young Jack and young Ennis))

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGkhJxEKzkA_BSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1271b62vj/EXP=1151194660/**http%3a//static.flickr.com/21/35131889_f0734d1a45.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2006, 08:08:50 pm
((The High Priestess lights along a message to the Basque to quit hanging onto the Warshrag and give it back to Miss Anke Spanky, who has all Relics necessary for filming under her special care (provided there is not going to be a reprise of the Warshrag scene, seeing as its first appearance has now been designated a "Dream Sequence")  ::). 

All Sacred Relics must be returned to the High Priestess, to be blessed and placed back in the Sacred Relic Room.  The Signal Paper Bag and Jack's Cigarette Lighter, which aren't seen again in the film, have already come back safely to her hands.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 08:32:31 pm
** Rare actual photo of Mr. Raymille on set has been taken earlier today and posted here.  This was during the warshrag scene, and he was concentrating intently. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/directorswhip.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 08:38:51 pm
Young Ennis:

I had some odd jobs aroun' the ranch where my brother lives, seein' ma folks was kilt and I had nowhere to go. So I kept horses, mended fences, what ever they gave me.  Not much money to be made, thats fer sure.

%% Keeps his head down and feels the heat in his face%%

Uh, when you was up here las' summer, you did, uh, both the herdin' and the campin'?  I mean I was jus' wonderin' that it must 'ave been real hard.. you know.. Well,  I was jes' wonderin', you know, no reason.


%% Holy F***.. can you act more like an ass? %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 08:50:19 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nodding to himself as Ennis looks bashful))

Well, basically last year the alotments were closer to the camps, so we could just pitch a tent where we needed to and the sheep wouldn' be that far off. You could get to 'em in two shakes of a lamb's tail, if somethin' were to happen. This year its harder I guess cause they moved the allotments around and the ranger service likes to get involved in ranching and herding businesses cause it ain't got nothin better to do.

((grins wickedly))

You always this bashful? Cause, boy, you're dancin' all over the place.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 08:55:02 pm

= LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE MOMENT WE"VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR - LOW STARTLE POINT TWIRL!!!!!  =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/PreHorsespin.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 09:02:35 pm
((The High Priestess lights along a message to the Basque to quit hanging onto the Warshrag and give it back to Miss Anke Spanky, who has all Relics necessary for filming under her special care (provided there is not going to be a reprise of the Warshrag scene, seeing as its first appearance has now been designated a "Dream Sequence")  ::). 

(Terry Cloth: **Regarding my earlier inadvertent participation in the Dream Sequence, all I can say is sorry for the premature articulation.   ;) **)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 09:08:53 pm
** I don't think Ennis is going to perform a low startle-point twirl for us, Mr. Raymille. If he does, I'll be quite surprised, and I'll applaud the effort **.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 09:12:52 pm
** Ya dag!  It's not all about Ennis ya know! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2006, 09:26:44 pm
(Terry Cloth: **Regarding my earlier inadvertent participation in the Dream Sequence, all I can say is sorry for the premature articulation.   ;) **)

**Smarty-cloth.  ::)    He has style, though.  ;) **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 10:02:40 pm
**without further ado...(and thank you for your patience!)**

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((trembles a bit as Jack approaches and starts to untie her))

** Oh Goody!! I thought they'd never finish. This stand still, wait-for-'em-to-untie-me bullshit....Jack ain't got no right makin me do som'n against ma' nature. I gotta dance! I gotta sing! Gotta do my thing, ya know?!!**

**But looky here, I'll show 'im -- been practicin my super double-spin all spring. It actually has a 3.2 degree of difficulty by itself, but when you add it to a mount for a mount/spin combo, the judges add on 2 more points. Let's see if I can pull it off and impress this rodeo cowboy...**


((JACK climbs up onto LSP HORSE and she begins her wind up, whinnying and spinning in a double turn as JACK fights to control her. ))

**Aww, shit! I fell into that lil' sappling and lost my center! Man, this onyx and hematite saddle ain't worth a damn and it's thowing off my timing. Jack don't seem too happy bout it neither.

Just like my ol' mare--tryin a keep me down but goddamit, I been spinnin' and twirlin' since I was just a little thing...always said I was artistic, with my dancin and turns an all, and tell you what, that specialist with the English accent that my mama took me to said the same thing!! She said I was ahh--tistic and said, "I know it, I know I am!" Some people just don't understand true talent when they see it I guess. Hmmf! **

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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 10:08:11 pm
** I don't think Ennis is going to perform a low startle-point twirl for us, Mr. Raymille. If he does, I'll be quite surprised, and I'll applaud the effort **.

** You are correct, Daniel .. Ennis's LSP moment comes later in the first tent scene, and Jack is the one who twirls.   ;) **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 10:19:59 pm

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

**Aww, shit! I fell into that lil' sappling and lost my center! Man, this onyx and hematite saddle ain't worth a damn and it's thowing off my timing. Jack don't seem too happy bout it neither.


(( FSD bestows new saddle upon LSP Horse that is as magnificent as she. ))

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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 10:25:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Barking dogs can be heard in the distance. Jack jumps to his feet, forgetting that Ennis hasn't responded yet.))

((Grabs some of the food that is just now edible and stuffs it in a knapsack, heading over to the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE))

((looks back over at Ennis, slows down a bit as he unties the horse))

Gotta get back up with the sheep. Something's going on.

((As the STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts dancing around, Jack holds on for dear life.))

Woah, little darlin'! This ain't no time for a rodeo show. We gotta get back to the sheep!

((He finally gets the HORSE under control and heads her back up to the grazing field. He looks back at Ennis with an unreadable expression.))

%% This conversation ain't over yet. %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 10:43:43 pm
**  Late Breaking News:   Mr. Raymille will be discussing B.A.M. on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this evening.  We have an advance photo of the outfit he's chosen to wear.  Many of you know Mr. Raymille is an old poof from way back; you may not realize he also wears poofy sleeves whenever possible.  Jay Leno will be rolling out the red carpet for Mr. Raymille, who refuses to walk down anything but that for his grand entrance, and so he is, of course, color coordinated to match it.  **

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Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 10:44:10 pm
YOUNG JACK:
((As the STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts dancing around, Jack holds on for dear life.))

Woah, little darlin'! This ain't no time for a rodeo show. We gotta get back to the sheep!

((He finally gets the HORSE under control and heads her back up to the grazing field. He looks back at Ennis with an unreadable expression.))


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Post by: Lumičre on June 23, 2006, 10:47:05 pm
(( Applauds extensively for Director Raymille's big, poofy red blouse ...
Our own dear Director on the Tonight show!     :D...Applauds ...  ))


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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 01:13:40 am
The Assistant: **  Dear Friends, it has been 2 hours and 27 minutes between Lucise's last post and this one of mine.  That is enough time for BBM to play in a theater + previews.  Are you all standing around tying knots all day?  What?  It's 1:15 in the morning on the East Coast of the US?  Some of you are preparing for Pride events?  Posting is always lower on weekends?  Where's your dedication?  **  ((Shakes her head in dismay.)) 
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 01:21:03 am
%% as our boys settle in once again for the night up on the Mountan down here in the production camp some of the wranglers and stunt men gather around the campfire singly softly of the very beautiful and dynamic Wyoming wind%%

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssaaaa.....


Before I knew Clarissa's name and heard her wail and whinin'
I had a pal and he had me and the sun was always shinin'
Then one day I left my pal, I left him far behind me
And now I'm lost, so gol-durned lost not even-God-can find me
Clarissa, Clarissa, they call the wind Clarisssssaaaa....


Out here they have a name for rain wind and fire only
When you're lost and all alone there ain't no name for lonely
I'm a lost and lonely man without a star to guide me
Clarissa, blow my love to me, I need my pal beside me
Clar-is-sa, (Clar-i-ssaa), CLARISSA! (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarissa!


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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 01:33:06 am
Before I knew Clarissa's name and heard her wail and whinin'

You say, "Po-tay-to," I say "Commitment to the PRO-cess."   ;)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 01:55:06 am
I knew it! I knew it! One should think they'd leave us in peace at least at night. But no, as soon as it looks like everybody's in bed, finally, some loony starts to sing again!!! Will this never stop?? I can't stand this any more Oscar!
Well, if you can't fix it, Darlin, you gotta stand it! We gotta stick this out, I guess...  
   :-*

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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 02:35:16 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Twirly-Horse--Very-small-0.gif)

THERE was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
    That the colt from old Regret had got away,
And had joined the wild bush horses — he was worth a thousand pound,
    So all the cracks had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far
    Had mustered at the homestead overnight,
For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush horses are,
    And the stock-horse snuffs the battle with delight.
There was Harrison, who made his pile when Pardon won the cup,
    The old man with his hair as white as snow;
But few could ride beside him when his blood was fairly up—
    He would go wherever horse and man could go.
And Clancy of the Overflow came down to lend a hand,
    No better horseman ever held the reins;
For never horse could throw him while the saddle-girths would stand,
    He learnt to ride while droving on the plains.

And one was there, a stripling on a small and weedy beast,
    He was something like a racehorse undersized,
With a touch of Timor pony—three parts thoroughbred at least—
    And such as are by mountain horsemen prized.
He was hard and tough and wiry—just the sort that won’t say die—
    There was courage in his quick impatient tread;
And he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and fiery eye,
    And the proud and lofty carriage of his head.

But still so slight and weedy, one would doubt his power to stay,
    And the old man said, “That horse will never do
For a long and tiring gallop—lad, you’d better stop away,
    Those hills are far too rough for such as you.”
So he waited sad and wistful—only Clancy stood his friend —
    “I think we ought to let him come,” he said;
“I warrant he’ll be with us when he’s wanted at the end,
    For both his horse and he are mountain bred.

“He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko’s side,
  Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough,
Where a horse’s hoofs strike firelight from the flint stones every stride,
    The man that holds his own is good enough.
And the Snowy River riders on the mountains make their home,
    Where the river runs those giant hills between;
I have seen full many horsemen since I first commenced to roam,
    But nowhere yet such horsemen have I seen.”

So he went — they found the horses by the big mimosa clump —
    They raced away towards the mountain’s brow,
And the old man gave his orders, ‘Boys, go at them from the jump,
    No use to try for fancy riding now.
And, Clancy, you must wheel them, try and wheel them to the right.
    Ride boldly, lad, and never fear the spills,
For never yet was rider that could keep the mob in sight,
    If once they gain the shelter of those hills.’

So Clancy rode to wheel them—he was racing on the wing
    Where the best and boldest riders take their place,
And he raced his stock-horse past them, and he made the ranges ring
    With the stockwhip, as he met them face to face.
Then they halted for a moment, while he swung the dreaded lash,
    But they saw their well-loved mountain full in view,
And they charged beneath the stockwhip with a sharp and sudden dash,
    And off into the mountain scrub they flew.

Then fast the horsemen followed, where the gorges deep and black
    Resounded to the thunder of their tread,
And the stockwhips woke the echoes, and they fiercely answered back
    From cliffs and crags that beetled overhead.
And upward, ever upward, the wild horses held their way,
    Where mountain ash and kurrajong grew wide;
And the old man muttered fiercely, “We may bid the mob good day,
    No man can hold them down the other side.”

When they reached the mountain’s summit, even Clancy took a pull,
    It well might make the boldest hold their breath,
The wild hop scrub grew thickly, and the hidden ground was full
    Of wombat holes, and any slip was death.
But the man from Snowy River let the pony have his head,
    And he swung his stockwhip round and gave a cheer,
And he raced him down the mountain like a torrent down its bed,
    While the others stood and watched in very fear.

He sent the flint stones flying, but the pony kept his feet,
    He cleared the fallen timber in his stride,
And the man from Snowy River never shifted in his seat—
    It was grand to see that mountain horseman ride.
Through the stringy barks and saplings, on the rough and broken ground,
    Down the hillside at a racing pace he went;
And he never drew the bridle till he landed safe and sound,
    At the bottom of that terrible descent.

He was right among the horses as they climbed the further hill,
    And the watchers on the mountain standing mute,
Saw him ply the stockwhip fiercely, he was right among them still,
    As he raced across the clearing in pursuit.
Then they lost him for a moment, where two mountain gullies met
    In the ranges, but a final glimpse reveals
On a dim and distant hillside the wild horses racing yet,
    With the man from Snowy River at their heels.

And he ran them single-handed till their sides were white with foam.
    He followed like a bloodhound on their track,
Till they halted cowed and beaten, then he turned their heads for home,
    And alone and unassisted brought them back.
But his hardy mountain pony he could scarcely raise a trot,
    He was blood from hip to shoulder from the spur;
But his pluck was still undaunted, and his courage fiery hot,
    For never yet was mountain horse a cur.

And down by Kosciusko, where the pine-clad ridges raise
    Their torn and rugged battlements on high,
Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze
    At midnight in the cold and frosty sky,
And where around the Overflow the reedbeds sweep and sway
    To the breezes, and the rolling plains are wide,
The man from Snowy River is a household word to-day,
    And the stockmen tell the story of his ride.
 


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"These quiet nights are just perfect for poetry!"



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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 02:43:12 am

I'll eat you for breakfast if you don't quiet down. I ain't jokin!!!    >:(

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Post by: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 02:46:09 am
** uhm excuse me, Olivia,  but I thought Owls were nocturnal creatures  ??? **

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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 03:11:34 am
** uhm excuse me, Olivia,  but I thought Owls were nocturnal creatures  ??? **



** Exactly! You got it all figured out there! We are nocturnal creatures, and we want to hunt at night. But with everybody running around, singing, dancing and stomping (!) people run our prey off! Them mice are sensitive, ya know?? When I sleep during the day, I don't care what you do. Anyways. You go ahead. Just sing away everybody! The teacher director says I complain too much. So I'll just keep quiet now. Sigh. **

%%It ain't right! It ain't right!%%


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Post by: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 03:19:45 am
**Well here you go, they made it easy the mice have joined in with the singin! "

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 04:33:32 am
** I especially like that "Please Do Not Repost" line directly above here. **   ;)

** Ray, I got excited reading yer poem.  I bet anything Heath read it too, when he was young.  Is that a well-known poem in Australia? **
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 04:37:01 am
** It's an Aussie Icon!  By Banjo Patterson.  It's an institution! **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 08:18:56 am

((At dawn Owl Olivia pisses takes off in a huff and Props Magician Anke Spanky appears on the scene again))

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((Shouting across the set))

** Breakfast!!! Breakfast is ready!!!! **   ;D

%% Glad, our reliable and proven old caterers from "Lines of BBM Visualized" have agreed to work for us here, too! Seems there's not so much to do overthere at the moment...%%

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Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 12:52:28 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((sings a song as he goes up to see what the problem with the sheep is, realizing that he missed an important line.))

Well now, little darlin', that Ennis sure is sweet.
And he knows how to pack - cook, I mean - meat.
But there's really something that irks in my dreams.
He has an unhealthy obsession with beans.

No more beans.
No more beans for me.
All the stones and the trees.
They may not agree,
but there's just nothin' keen,
about them beans
no more beans for me.

Now you may think this song is odd.
Cause I've had enough - oh my god.
But as of yet, I've had none.
That's just fine with me, hon'.

No more beans.
No more beans for me.
All the stones and the trees.
They may not agree.
But there's just nothing keen
About them beans.
No more beans.... for..... me-e-e-e.
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 01:00:06 pm
** Dearly Beloveds, I am unstickying this thread to free up the top of our Chez Tremblay forum.  I feel confident that all the traffic we get on this thread will keep it at the top on its own steam.  Love, Clarissa with moderator hat on.  **
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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 01:19:48 pm
((Props Magician Anke Spanky almost loses it, applauding wildly at the untimely but brilliant performance of the warshrag))

** Hey cloth! You want some free laundry, don't ya? Piece of detergent? **  ;D

** Clarissa -- just like Anke unstickied me ...  ;)  -- Terry Cloth **
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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 02:02:05 pm
The Assistant: **  Dear Friends, it has been 2 hours and 27 minutes between Lucise's last post and this one of mine.  That is enough time for BBM to play in a theater + previews.  Are you all standing around tying knots all day?  What?  It's 1:15 in the morning on the East Coast of the US?  Some of you are preparing for Pride events?  Posting is always lower on weekends?  Where's your dedication?  **  ((Shakes her head in dismay.)) 


((Freshly-laundered TERRY CLOTH arranges for CLARISSA to take possession of GREAT-GRANDTOWEL so that CLARISSA can towel-whip, locker room-style, the backsides -- shapely & otherwise -- of non-compliant, recalcitrant, lazy, obstinate, absent and otherwise dumbass mule actors, high priestess(es), FSDs, and miscellaneous quardrupedal and bipedal ungulates, omnivores, carnivores and dry goods into timely and brilliant performances.  CLARISSA is to be considered armed & dangerous by EVERYONE ELSE.   ;) ))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 03:41:58 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
** Hey TERRY, you're about the steamiest WARSH RAG we've ever had around these parts, but it's not gonna be like that.  Me use that GREAT-GRANDTOWEL (the one Jack had to use as a little boy, right?)?  No way.  Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....

Nah, I'll see that things get done around here the good old-fahioned way - with wailin' & whinin'.  **
--------------------------

THE WIND:
((prepares for the Pride Parade tomorrow in Seattle by humming a little tune:))

** Who's sweepin' down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's WINDY **

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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 03:56:26 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
** Hey TERRY, you're about the steamiest WARSH RAG we've ever had around these parts, but it's not gonna be like that.  Me use that GREAT-GRANDTOWEL (the one Jack had to use as a little boy, right?)?  No way.  Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....

TERRY CLOTH:

** On the set, or way out in the middle of nowhere?  How often?   :(   Ever' four effen' posts?! **

((TERRY CLOTH glances downward with great sadness.))
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 04:13:42 pm
Blade Grass: %% Jesus H!  I move, roots and all, all the way up here in the middle of nowhere from town for some solitude, and some looney brings his heavy footed, bad tempered, showoff nag up just to dance all over the top of me!  And to top it off I've got drunken cat calling crew members burning hole in my family all night long, whiney, bitching owls complaining all night, and a crusty ol' cum rag trying to rub up against anything that looks like it has a pulse! I swear I can't take much more of this!  Why oh why couldn't I have been born Cannibus Sativa like cousin Hemp?  His was a short life, but man o man did he have a time!   %%

** This is a picture of us at the last family reunion.  They were the days! Resin ate! (I can't really work that play on words into a sentence, but it's bloody funny so I'll just write it) **

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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 04:35:33 pm

((Props Magician Anke Spanky Jr. speaks up:))

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** Waitin for my mom, hunh? Forget about it. Germany just beat Sweden in the Fifa World Cup. So guess what she's doin right now... Ahem, guess what we are doin right now!**   ;D 

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** See ya later folks. Keep it goin! **  ;)

Yours

 FRANCA   :-*
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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 04:45:25 pm
Blade Grass: %% a crusty ol' cum rag trying to rub up against anything that looks like it has a pulse!  %%

TERRY CLOTH:

** EXCUSE ME, Mr. Raymille, my S.A.G. card identifies me as a WARSHRAG and that's how you will reefer (got'cha --  ;))  to me, or you will hear from the union steward.   Now pardon me while I go get fluffed for my next scene.  ;) **
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 04:58:06 pm
= Blade, you will cease and dissist referring to fellow cast members as anything but their allotted titles!  Should you chose not to comply, you will be weeded out and turfed from this production!! **Happy Terry? ** =


** Franka, please ensure your mother remains upright and conscious during YOUR celebrations with her pager on.  We never know when she will be called upon to fix the spa!  And what are you doing riding her transportation vehicle?! PS.  You have your mother's eyes.., RED! **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 05:16:16 pm
** As conceived by Feng Shui, everything in the universe consists of subtle patterns of moving, flowing energy.  Flow is a smooth, unimpeded movement through space-time. It is an aesthetic quality of spatial movement and occurs throughout the physical world.  Feng Shui sees the universe alive with yin-yang pulsations. Without flow, the universe would be dead. On micro and macro levels, energy currents continually balance and counter-balance one another.  Optimal flow for living organisms means that the atmosphere feels like a spring breeze -- neither fast and vehement, nor sluggish and stagnant. The quality of flow causes living beings to either flourish or deteriorate. **

(( FSD brings energy of a clear mountain stream into the production to get things moving forward, realizing that this will not be even a slightly funny post, and so asks the indulgence of all viewers. ))

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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 05:21:29 pm
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 05:22:53 pm
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Post by: Becky on June 24, 2006, 05:38:07 pm
Mr Raymille, I am ready for my scene where would you like me to pee, unless you have done my bit and just gone on without me.  :o So what is going on? Where do you want me, ready to reprise my role, trust me I have been practicing on the Mountains of Wales for a week, I think I have perfected it. ;D
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Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 05:42:07 pm
((noticing the fluffy white co-star))

**Thank god you've arrived. I was beginning to think that the set was all empty. About the only thing happenin' here is that river that keeps changing around. It's confusin' the hell outta me.**
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:02:14 pm
= OH WELL!  Nice of you to join us BEX!  Gee I hope you're not too worn out after all your galavanting!  Would you like a little spa and a nice breaky before you report on, hmmmmm?  GET TO WORK!! Report to Lucise Indapaddock immediately for the standard urine testing.  We won't tollerate performance enhancing drug use on this set, %% although to watch the performance in it's entirety, one would never know! %%, and then familiarise yourself with tapes of the performance thus far! =

(( Breaths deeply and goes back to the FSD's previous posts for some meditation.  Farkeen ACTORS! ))

= PROCEED! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:03:59 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Well people, I'm sorry I'm not actually entertaining you. The truth is... this place is just too quiet.

The sheep are silent, no dogs have barked. Even my low-startle point horse has shifted to park.
The wind has cried, the grass has moaned, but that's just about it... everyone's out on loan.
My jeans are still, No birds have sung, I'm gettin' bored! I'm fit to be hung!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:11:58 pm
**  Hey daniel, wanna play some ABCs while we wait? **

A is Absence.

We are forced to play the wonderful and world renowned game of BBM ABC's in the ABSENCE of the cast and crew who were up all night singing shitty ditties around the camp fire!

B is Better.

The Cast and Crew had BETTER get there bloody arses onto this set VERY BLOODY SOON!

C is for Coniption.

I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE IN JUST ABOUT ONE MINUTE!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:18:19 pm
YOUNG JACK:

** Now don't start a askin', where'd that other boy go?
Cause I left him behind, and I rightly don't know.
He's down there in that valley somewhere.
Without Aguirre's binocs can't see much down there.
And so I'm surrounded, alone on this steep,
By 1000 (and one) white fluffy sheep.
It's a shame they're so silent. You think they'd be loud.
But so far the day's gone by like a cloud.

Now sometimes a boy gets lonely up here...
And starts having strange little thoughts.
But they're really a little indecent to share,
Up in those lists of "Thou shalt nots".

But if you're real bored, like the rest of us waitin'
And if you have already aiten.
I might be willing to tell you a few.
If you promise me you won't sue.**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 06:20:51 pm
B is Broke Arsed Mountain

We are forced to merely contemplate the future of BROKE ARSED MOUNTAIN since there is no actual action actually taking place.

** Director Raymille has messed up my post entirely by posting 3 letters at once in his previous post, thus negating the necessity of my posting a "B" at all.  Hrmpf!  **
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:29:17 pm
= Director's privilege! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 06:33:43 pm
= Director's privilege! =


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/tongue.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:35:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

** Well I guess that's that. They'll just remain in my head.
Thought you all could enjoy a little tuff-lovin' bread.
It's not everyday that a boy just like me
Is willing to share his most enflamed fantasy.
So the world will go by, I'll yawn and I'll tread.
The ground will grow weary of bein' my bed.
So I'll just sit up here and think on ol' Ennis.
((hums the next part to himself))**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:37:39 pm
There was a Director called Raymille
Who created a show that was quite silly
It moved slow and fast
'cause the farkeen cast
caused us to be very time filly!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 06:44:15 pm
TABLOID UPDATE: Following last night's Tonight Show appearance, Director Raymille went clubbing at some of L.A.'s hottest hot spots.  He was caught on camera with friends.  He's the one all in red (of course!) at the far left of your screen.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/reddrag.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:47:28 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Realizing he interpreted the director's comment incorrectly))

** Ah, sorry bout that, thought you were talking to me.
The offer's still up there, if you'd like to agree.
It's not that I don't trust you, or wish you any harm.
But these legal matters - they ring off an alarm.
So if you want to hear a sultry tale or two.
Just look up and say you won't sue.**
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Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 06:48:54 pm
((The High Priestess, loving all the chi in the air, hums a tune, hangs up a few more twinkly balls and wafts a bit of scented candle through her chambers))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/matroncandle.jpg)

**H is for Hoss, my new boyfriend student.   8)

He looks just like this guy:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Heath.jpg)

And makes me sigh  ;)

Tonight, he's comin' by....oh my!  :P

Must head for the spa--it's do or die!  :o **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:56:16 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks at Hoss))

**Now, he's oddly familiar, and that scent is unique.
Are you sure he's not someone we've known.
I'd swear he looks like ol' Ennis.
But he should be down at the campground.
So I guess it's not him, not by a mile.
But god, they've both got great smiles.
And you say he's a student?
Just what do you teach?
You religious types, you all like to preach.
Maybe he can teach me about the holy ghost,
Cause I need lurnin' bout the Pentecost.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 07:00:41 pm
(( FSD strategically arranges Mr. Ledger in Meryl's personal space AGAIN, but Meryl seems distracted by the spa.  FSD doesn't have to convince him this time that Meryl's chi is worth the wait. ))

** FSD offers the High Priestess the gift of LUCK (not that she needs it.) **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Luck.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 24, 2006, 07:03:42 pm
Ladies, gentlemen, and poofs, may I have your attention please: We would like to inform you that Courtney, understudy for the fabulous DeeDee, has been out all day. She has arrived on the set, but we are uncertain how long she will stay. Thank you for your cooperation and enjoy the remaining 257 years of the performance.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 07:08:03 pm
=  "257 years"?  What, are we planning to speed read through it? =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:08:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Cheers and applause))

**Well hurry up, Ennis, get your gear in line.
We've got sheep to treat and scenes to time.
And I'm really getting tired of rhyme.

I'm not the only one, I'm sure.
I'm about to be swept out the door.
Even the director's starting to snore!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: isabelle on June 24, 2006, 07:08:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

You religious types, you all like to preach.

Jolly Minister:

** Yes we do like to preach! We like to remind young people, and everyone for that matter - cos people need reminding a lot! - that they should not give in to temptation...And you, young Jack, seem to be in desperate need of some preaching! What is it I hear? Nothing but lustful longing for this...Ennis? Ennis?! That name sounds familiar, and yet it is not so common... Let me see... isn't he that young man who came to see me to book the chapel, and myself for the service, for when he gets married in November next? Yes it is! Haha! There you are, young Jack! Follow Ennis's example, instead of his scent! He is getting married, and yes, with a woman, a lovely young lady that I am sure Ennis has not laid a finger on yet! And won't till the wedding night! So there. NO drifting off the straight path for you with him, me boy! I may be jolly but I will not be led astray from some basic principles.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:13:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**A minister, egads. All the way up here?
If you ask me, that sounds right queer.
And I don't think that title's right.
I've thought of it and pondered all the night.
And from what I've heard, it's plain to see.
That minister don't sound jolly to me.**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 07:18:33 pm
** FSD LOVES lizards, and this one in particular.  She has printed it on her puny printer and taped a safety pin to the back and is pretending that it's a piece of jewelry, although she ripped off a few toes with the scissors.  For the sake of this production, FSD is attempting to tie-in the mythological significance of lizards so there's some reason to have posted this. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Gecco7percent.jpg)

The Lizard: In ancient Egypt and Greek symbolism the lizard represented divine wisdom and good fortune.  Its sun-seeking habit symbolizes the soul's search for awareness.  In Roman mythology, lizards supposedly sleep through the winter and so symbolize both death and resurrection.

%% In many ways, the lizard represents the opposing forces at work for Jack and Ennis: opportunity and loss, expansion and contraction, love and fear, opennes and defensiveness.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 24, 2006, 07:27:43 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Oops, the coffeepot still has a spot. I don't want Jack to think I'm bad at tendin' camp. %%

((Rolls up pant legs and wades into the river. Washes coffeepot. Looks up to see Jack on the mountain with the sheep.))

%% Boy, even from far away that fella looks good on a horse. Wait, what? Uh, I mean he seems like he knows what he's doin'. %%

((Climbs out of river.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:29:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((to minister who is oddly out of place))

**If god had wanted to talk to me, I think he'd a dun' it himself.
Don't need some minister to come up and treat me rough.
There'd be churches all over this mountain:
No rams, no woollies, no ewes.
The only sheep that'd be here,
Would be those sitting in pews.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 24, 2006, 07:32:20 pm
Quote
YOUNG JACK:


My jeans are still, No birds have sung, I'm gettin' bored! I'm fit to be hung!**
(bolding by PANTS)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/CUpants.jpg)

JACK'S PANTS -

%% You ARE hung, YOUNG JACK, and you think your jeans are still? STILL?  oh, NO, sweet blue boy, I am not still.  Every time you gaze longingly into that pair of hot cup 'o joe eyes. or watch him ride away...  or hear that low, sexy voice 'o his saying hunh...  and even when you're sleeping at night, YOUNG JACK TWIST, and dreaming of your mountain top ( ;)) man---I am moving....straining...  with your desires.  Something tells me I'm going to get manhandled and yanked down to your knees one of these nights.... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:35:11 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((slaps himself a few times to stop rhyming in his asides))

%% What's that a gleamin' down in the river? Wait, is that Ennis? %%

((leans over from his rather still LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE to see if he can see him any better. Just a white blur in a shining stream.))

((grins broadly as he thinks forward to dinner))

%% Well, we've gotta do somethin' about this... thing... goin' on between us when I get back down there tonight. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 07:42:55 pm
** I'm next in line for slappin' ya **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:45:34 pm
** Slappin' me? Why?

What have I done except be as faithful an actor as I can be?
See I even managed to keep this one from rhyming, mostly.**
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Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 07:51:44 pm
((Deep within the recesses of the company spa....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/spacesuit6.jpg)

%%What am I doing?  I'm mad, mad, but I can't help it!  Madame Schwannstucker swore on a stack of "Mein Kampf's" that a mere three hours in this suit from Hell can make me look twenty again!!  Flab, wrinkles, cellulite, all gone!!!!  It's still in the experimental stages, but I begged her to let me do it.  She was very reluctant, but in the end she said she feels I have the strength of mind and body to conquer its rigors.   She's calling it the Anorek-Sea-Wrap.

If I live through this insane torture (I'm dying of the heat, every inch of my body itches!), I'm receiving Hoss in my chambers for a soul healing/career consultation, followed by a late supper. That scamp wants something from me, I know.  His motives are not pure.  I mean--I'm hoping they're not pure, but, well--you know what I mean.....

And none of that rice wine nonsense tonight.  I've laid in a case of Old Rose.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 24, 2006, 07:55:57 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%%YOUNG JACK is looking down there at that fella in the stream who's showin' some bare leg....   whoa...here we go again!  That's all it took!  Now I'm gettin' pushed and pulled and....   NOW what....  OH!  Dang!  YOUNG JACK can unbuckle and unbutton faster'n....     ah-h-hhh......      way up here all alone, seems like that's all I do....  unbutton ...button...  unbutton....   sometimes get tossed aside altogether. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 08:00:41 pm
%% Yes, what is the Minister doing up there hiding in the bushes? %%

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Minister.jpg)

** You do look much lighter Meryl **

** It was a GOOD slap Daniel, never a bad one!  **

** Not long now Pants and velcro will be all the rage!  Hang in there!  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:04:55 pm
** Well, I've come to the conclusion that the minister is a Mormon, and he's been sent out as a missionary to comb the wilderness of Wyoming for those needing to be sheepherded into the sacred flock **

** Course he had better stay away from the sheep, cause Aguirre wouldn't like it if any of the sheep joined the Church of Latter Day Saints. **

(http://www.mesalek.com/colo/picts/fc-fygschool.jpg)

** Look out for neighborhoods with these signs. Religious zealots will be accosting little old ladies with bibles in hand.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:16:53 pm

** It was a GOOD slap Daniel, never a bad one!  **



** Oh well, that's different. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 08:34:21 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
** Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....  **
TERRY CLOTH
** On the set, or way out in the middle of nowhere?  How often?   :(   Ever' four effen' posts?! **

THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))

*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 08:42:46 pm
We would like to inform you that Courtney, understudy for the fabulous DeeDee, has been out all day. She has arrived on the set, but we are uncertain how long she will stay. 

%% Alls I know is that if the understudies in Beach Blanket Babylon in San Francisco had "been out all day," the audience wouldn't a stood for it.  No m'am.  No way.  No how.  Whatever happen a "The show must go on?"  Damn you, Ennis.... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:53:45 pm
**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **

**Statler: That's not right! **

**Waldorf: Boo! We don't like these newfangled performances! **

**Statler: Two roles in one play? **

**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**

**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 08:57:59 pm
= Right!  Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set!  ** Included would have been the FSD had she not been called Bagdad to rearrange a few odds and sods; The Props Fairy/Magician who is teaching her protege the finer art of drinking with the German footy team; and the Animal Trainer who has roamed from the flock! ** =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Tatoo.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:11:51 pm
**Statler: Two roles in one play? **

**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**

**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**

%% We may only have one a the stars present on the set, but he's givin' a hunnerd n ten per cent. %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:21:06 pm
= Right!  Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set!  

THE ASSISTANT:
%%  Boss, it's not lookin' good fer the human sacrifice thing.  See, they don' allow that here in Canada where we're shootin'.  We'd need to find ourselves someplace different.  Maybe Texas.  They still do capital punishment there.  Fast or slow, it's a similar direction as human sacrifice. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:21:32 pm
** I'm giving something anyway, not sure what percentage it is, if any. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:35:08 pm
%% Bugger! %%

** Anyhooooooo......

HAPPY   BIRTHDAY

To our wonderful Assistant Director!

*MWA* (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/rockyhorror01.jpg) *MWA*
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:38:57 pm

%% APPY B RT DA ?  What the hell does that mean?? %%

** Thanks Boss! **  :)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:39:57 pm
**It's Australian for Beer**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:40:45 pm
** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:41:54 pm
** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:42:07 pm
** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **

** Yeah, Daniel.  I believe it's Australian for WINE. **

;)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:47:50 pm
** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **

** Daniel Twist?  Daniel Nasty!  We didn't come up here to CAST. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:49:14 pm
**We didn't? Oh right, its your birthday. Sorry, it's hard to remember that with Mr. Raymille in the room. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 09:50:05 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/cake.jpg)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR!!!

HOSS sends his best wishes  :-*

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Heath.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:51:39 pm
** Don't you worry about Elle Daniel!  You just go ahead and light that candle!  I'll have the couch ready in a jiffy! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:53:43 pm
** Well I'm sure one of us needs to relax. We've both had a long, hard, tense day here on set. You need to lay back some, so we can get on with the production. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 10:16:42 pm
** I'm ready for my cake-up, Mr. Raymille.     Hellllloooooo?........Hey, where is everybody?......Daniel?......Ray?........What's that sound I hear from Mr. Raymille's trailer?......It sounds like Waylon Smithers' fantasy sequence of Mr. Burns singing Smithers "Happy Birthday" dressed like Marilyn Monroe (Does anyone else remember that?) **

%% I guess I'll just barge through the door of the trailer, because surely they're expecting me. %%

((Goes up the steps of the trailer.  Swings open the door and steps in.))

** DANIEL!!  MR. RAYMILLE!! Is that the candle....for my cake? **  :o

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:19:06 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/homer5.gif)

** Are you aware that I have won Gold in the ugliest Casting couch six years running? **

Here are my winning pics just after use!
I call it "A photo essay of Raymille's Casting couches: 2003 & Beyond! Inspired title hunh?!

2003

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ugly_70.jpg)

2004

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ugly_77.jpg)

2005

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly26.jpg)

2006

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly44_5.jpg)

2007

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly23.jpg)

2008

And then there was the year I cast Jake.
BEFORE

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly31.jpg)

AFTER

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly32b.jpg)

2009

And of course the year I did cast Heath!

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Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 10:26:32 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/orlan_DM_.jpg)

**GASP......!!

Gawd, what a relief.  I don't believe I actually--*GASP*--survived.....Water!!!  Water!!! Aauuugggghhhh.... :P **
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Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 10:28:08 pm
((disturbed by the sudden entrance of Elle... reaches up to snatch off his wig.))

**Oh, um, don't you knock?**

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/8/8d/MarilynMonroe.jpg)
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Post by: Lynne on June 24, 2006, 10:35:00 pm
JACK/DANIEL'S LOWER LIP:

%%I tremble a bit in trepidation at what Elle is going to have to say about finding us in this compromising position!!%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:35:56 pm
** Close the door!  We have put another candle on your cake! **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BDC.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 10:38:00 pm
** Now that compartment is big enough for me to fit in, right, Mr. Raymille. I mean, It doesn't look big enough. I do so love playing the girl popping out of the cake, but she's burst in and ruined her big surprise.**
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:41:42 pm
** I know!  Totally ruined the .... surprise!  Pass the cu...Terry towel will ya please? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 10:46:59 pm
((tosses a Towel over to Ray, after wiping some of the white cream filling off of his costume.))

**Why, whatever did you think we were doing, Ms. Elle?"
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:51:41 pm
%% Good lord! Young Ennis had better turn up soon I swear! %%

** Yeh Ms Elle!  What he said! **

((Wipes whipping from around mouth, a little concerned that it has a hint of pink in it! ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 11:06:25 pm
(http://login.irin.sciences.univ-nantes.fr/IMG/jpg/Happy_Birthday_Cake_girl.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 11:22:33 pm
THE ASSISTANT ((wiping tears of ridiculousness from her eyes)):

%% Oh those dear boys!  How kind they are to plan this lovely cake. %%

** Oh Daniel, what a fabulous surprise to see you jumping out of that cake.  There seems to be something white kind of hanging from your wig, probably some of this delicious-looking frosting.  Let me get that for you. **

((Grabs CLOTH wadded up near the couch and swipes at Daniel's wig.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 11:41:14 pm
((worried look in his eyes, grabs at the cloth))

**Oh I can do that, Ms. Elle. Here, let Ray cut you some cake and I'll go get cleaned up.**
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Post by: Lynne on June 25, 2006, 12:02:26 am
DANIEL/JACK'S LOWER LIP:

%%This TerryCloth warshrag is nice and soft; I hate the scratchy ones.  Oh, My!!  Here it comes...that saucy, warm and spicy tongue snakes out for just a little taste of the pink creamy confection...MMMMM yummy%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 12:04:46 am
(( Eyes widen into saucepan lids))

** Um Elle..... perhaps you'd just like to wipe yer face on my sleeve for a minny!  %% Something about Mary or what?! %%  How's your day been? **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 12:07:12 am
**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **

%% Mmm hmm. Suuuuuuuuure...... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 12:10:17 am
= COURTNEY!  GIT YER ARSE IN HERE BEFORE I PASS A CHAIR! =
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 12:12:10 am
((thinks he hears Ennis from inside Ray's Trailer, quickly takes off the wig and gets back into costume ))

**Be back in a while, Mr. Director. The show must go on.**

((Runs outside and calls out into the night))

YOUNG JACK:

Ennis!? Ennis! Wherefore art thou, Ennis?!
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 12:13:49 am
%% Hmm, I don't seem to recall anyone here named Coutney. There's a Courtney here, perhaps that's what our wonderful director meant? %%

**No fair editing your shout at me, Mr. Raymille. Two can play that game.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 12:35:23 am
YOUNG JACK:

((In the late evening, just as he is about to head down for supper, spies a coyote looking hungrily at the flock.))

%% What the hell's that coyote think this is, an all you can eat buffet? %%

((grabs up his rifle and takes aim at the beast))

%% He's about to become dogchow. %%

((shoots and misses))

Well damn, I've got the worst of luck when it comes to these contraptions. Would have been nice if my Pa had taught me to shoot the durn thing.

((As night settles, Jack mounts the low startle-point horse and heads down for a quick supper at camp.))
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 25, 2006, 12:36:36 am
%%Hey everyone, rumor has it that our Produce Mr Slayers is gonna drop by tonight.  Here's his latest photo so ya'all know him when you see him%%

(http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/moneymancostume.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 12:39:36 am
%%  Can this really be happening?   I really feel...lighter.....firmer......perkier!   Dare I hope???

Show me a mirror!!!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka9.jpg)

I'M REBORN!!  :o

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP, MR. RAYMILLE!!!!!! %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 12:46:39 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Comes storming into the campsite with a giant cut on his face that doesn't look at all fake. YOUNG JACK leaps up and begins to yell.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 12:52:58 am
%% Hmm, I don't seem to recall anyone here named Coutney. There's a Courtney here, perhaps that's what our wonderful director meant? %%

** What are you talking about ya precious ACTOR? **

%% Farkeen ACTORS! %%

** Great tits by the way Meryl!  Have you done something different? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 12:53:42 am








YOUNG JACK:

((notices Ennis's scratched face))

What'd you do? Pick a fight with a mountain lion?

((shakes his head as he takes the kerchief from around his neck and dips it in the boiling water used for coffee))

This is gonna hurt.... a lot! ((dabs the scratch gently with the cloth, ENNIS sharply sucks in his breth)) But we gotta make sure that don't get infected, cause then you'll have like pus and gore buildin' up in your head. And my ma always said that we best stay outa trouble when we keep our heads clean.

What happened to ya anyway?

((Concerned look in his eyes, he continues to dab the hot cloth on the wound)).










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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 12:58:19 am
=courtney? You're up!=

=and as script girl daniel, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using the word pus, it doesn't sound nice coming from Jack's beautiful mouth=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 01:01:08 am
MOON here,

** I realize that no moon actually appears in this scene... but since it is a night scene I must be lurking up there somewhere, out of sight.  I'm sending down some moonbeams (whilst hiding beyond the range of the camera) to encourage the boys to begin recognizing their budding true love.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiHGF55E5TQBbbCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12g7128g3/EXP=1151297862/**http%3a//home.austarnet.com.au/spacia/images/moon_clouds_1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:05:25 am
=did we miss the BEAR SCENE?? who did it?? GO BACK, ENNIS! Chase that damn donkey!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:11:15 am
=RUBY! You're on for the basque scene, get in there, it's too early for Ennis to be sick of beans!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:12:14 am
** Beans? Beans did that horrible scratching to my sweet Ennis. I shall have my revenge! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:13:54 am
=MOREMOJO! (Scott) you are wanted as the bear!! Get in there and scare Ennis off his donkey!=
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 01:14:34 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% What's he doin'? Alma's the only one that ever took care of me like this...feels better when Jack does it. Wait, can't look like I'm enjoyin' it. %%

((Snatches the cloth from Jack.))

I tried to get somethin besides beans for you bud. I mean for us. But I come on a bear and my horse spooked. You'd think it was your horse with that low startle point. The animals ran off, scattered food everywhere. Beans are all we got left. Dumbass mules.

Begin flashback

((Ennis rides CIGAR BUTT through the trees, dumbass mules ambling behind him. He hums happily at the thought of bringing Jack something besides beans. He's about to cross a stream when he spots a bear, which promptly growls at him. The horse rears back, throwing Ennis to the ground. He smashes his face on a rock. Horse and dumbass mules take off, food packages flying through the air. He runs after them, grabbing a mysterious box. Thinking better of it, he throws the box into a bush and runs after the dumbass mules.))

End flashback

You got some whiskey or somethin'?
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 01:15:02 am
**oops!  sorry!  please pay no attention to the premature appearance of the moon...  Or, um, feel free to envision it as part of Young Ennis's flashback sequence.**
(( :-\))

**good save Ennis!**
(( :D ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:21:11 am
%% Scriptgirl commends Courtney on ingenious addition of flashback to save the basque/bear scene %%

=Now get to it people!!=

** I love this job  :laugh:**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 25, 2006, 01:22:39 am
>:( Alright people....I hear from a reliable source that we are about ten years behind schedule....now there could be three reasons for this...

#1 - Our seemingly talented yet hot headed director is slacking majorly! 

#2 - Our actors are the typical, lazy, useless pond scum that I suspect Ray hired....my guess is you're all in the chat room discussing only Mel Gibson knows what!

OR #3 - I was wrong about the number of reasons...

Either way....if you do not get back on schedule ASAP (and I don't mean maybe), I will not only hire a stronger and more ambitious director but will also dock all of your pay....and do not call my bluff! 

I'm already in negotiations with Spielberg as we speak!

Any questions? >:(
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:26:12 am
YOUNG JACK:

((listens intently to Ennis, then nods and grabs the YOUNG WHISKEY BOTTLE, handing it to Ennis))

Course we got whiskey, didncha ask for it especial back in town. ((smiles))

((looks at the mules which are carrying a lot less their maximum capacity then back at Ennis))

You think we could eat a mule? I mean, well we could go and kill that bear, but we gotta do somethin' about this food situation. It'd taste pretty sweet eatin' the bear that did this to ya, but I think the ranger service would have a fit.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 01:28:14 am
%% Speilberg shmielberg!  ha he only works with Dinosaurs..... uhoh! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 25, 2006, 01:28:46 am
%%Oh Mr Slayers.....I just love a forceful, take charge kind of man..........%%.

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/michelle20williams2001.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 01:32:11 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Snatches YOUNG WHISKEY BOTTLE, takes a gulp.))

Nah, I don't wanna shoot a bear. I'll stick with beans.

((Continues to poke at totally realistic cut on face with cloth.))
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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:35:25 am
=Ok, Vic, Alma's entrance was WAY too early.... and I must say, she looks much hotter there than my script says she should...=
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:35:53 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Rolls his eyes at the mention of beans))

But I won't. I'm sick of beans. Had beans for breakfast, and beans for supper, and had beans yesterday too. I don't want to eat beans no more.

((Theme from No More Beans for Me plays in background)).
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 01:39:34 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Scowls to hide his smile.))

Well what do you wanna do about it then, hunh?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: RouxB on June 25, 2006, 01:40:21 am
Effen computer ate my post!
(http://stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part1/thumb_brokebackmtn_0315.jpg)
What I was sayin' was, I had a run-in with two very aggressive margueritas this afternoon and am just waking from an alcohol induced nap. I had an urgent message from the script gal telling me someone named Raymille would have MY ass if I didn't get them provisions up to the bridge. In my haste to save said ass, I may have left out a few things-spuds, dried eggs, Sees Candy, InStyle magazine-hope that skinny kid don't notice.

Oh, and I didn't have no time to read up as to what the hell is going down on the mountain so I hope it's really noon and not the night of the full moon.

The Basque
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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 25, 2006, 01:40:44 am
Folks?  I'm flipping through this book of the Best Directors of all time...

What does everyone think of.....

A MEL GIBSON Film
Broken Arse Mountain

Comments?  Questions?  Concerns?  And please be honest!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 01:47:38 am
**It took us days and days to get the boys into Aguirre's trailer, and about one minute for Ennis to visit the basque  O0 at the bridge, ask what happened to the spuds and powdered milk, ride his horse while happily humming 'Streets of Laredo', coming on a bear...having his horse get spooked, dumbass mules running and scattering food, Jack waiting and worrying and indignantly asking where were you, then what the hell happened, Ennis, then dipping his bandana in the boiling water and trying to administer to Ennis' wounds, and now sharing the whiskey bottle?**

%%What the hell-l-l-l???%%

** Um...Mr. Raymille?**

((  CIGAR BUTT actor heads for telephone to inform BEAR actor that our scenes have been cut, or in the wildest imagination, they were presented as a 'flash-forward' scene...))   

%%I am so confused...   ??? %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 01:47:58 am
You think we could eat a mule?

**The MOON is having a serious laughing fit.  Thought I'd send along a warning in case this impacts the weather or something.**

(( :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ))

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6IIJZ5Ewx0AzBSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124dfebus/EXP=1151301256/**http%3a//www.midamerica.net/%7eballoonman/moon.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:50:04 am
**It took us days and days to get the boys into Aguirre's trailer, and about one minute for Ennis to visit the basque  O0 at the bridge, ask what happened to the spuds and powdered milk, ride his horse while happily humming 'Streets of Laredo', coming on a bear...having his horse get spooked, dumbass mules running and scattering food, Jack waiting and worrying and indignantly asking where were you, then what the hell happened, Ennis, then dipping his bandana in the boiling water and trying to administer to Ennis' wounds, and now sharing the whiskey bottle?**

%%What the hell-l-l-l???%%

** Um...Mr. Raymille?**

((  CIGAR BUTT actor heads for telephone to inform BEAR actor that our scenes have been cut, or in the wildest imagination, they were presented as a 'flash-forward' scene...))   

%%I am so confused...   ??? %%

YOUNG JACK:

((looks down at his pants which have been with him ever since he drove to Signal))

**Don't look at me. I'm as confused as you are.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 01:55:01 am
**It took us days and days to get the boys into Aguirre's trailer, and about one minute for Ennis to visit the basque  O0 at the bridge, ask what happened to the spuds and powdered milk, ride his horse while happily humming 'Streets of Laredo', coming on a bear...having his horse get spooked, dumbass mules running and scattering food, Jack waiting and worrying and indignantly asking where were you, then what the hell happened, Ennis, then dipping his bandana in the boiling water and trying to administer to Ennis' wounds, and now sharing the whiskey bottle?**

%%What the hell-l-l-l???%%

** Um...Mr. Raymille?**

((  CIGAR BUTT actor heads for telephone to inform BEAR actor that our scenes have been cut, or in the wildest imagination, they were presented as a 'flash-forward' scene...))   

%%I am so confused...   ??? %%

Don't worry Pants.  They are all farked!  I have the continuity director on it!
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 01:55:56 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Scowls to hide his smile.))

Well what do you wanna do about it then, hunh?

In the Beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with Heath, and the Word was Hunh.
Ennis was made by Annie,
and without Annie was not anything made that was made.
But in Heath was the Word, and Hunh was the Light of Heath.
And so Ennis was made flesh and dwelt among us
and we beheld his story, full of grace and truth.


YEEHAW
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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:56:30 am
=Scriptgirl calls for both Bear and Cigar butt to make their entrances, let's get the show on the road!=
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 01:56:43 am
**Stop the cameras!  Everybody!  Just stop the cameras!

For those of you that are not aware, I have just this very day been appointed Continuity Director, Assistant to Mr. Raymille, By Mr. Raymille.  My job is to ensure that
you lot do not drift off into the wind again!

It happened once already this week, 'n I don't want that again!

Can ever'body just hold their horses, mules, just sit down a minute while we, Mr. Raymille, and our new Producer Mr. Chris Slayer, sort out this Chilean tangled mess and get back on the right track, again?

Thank you!**

==Er' one take 10!==
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 02:02:43 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Walks over to his beautiful horse CIGAR BUTT.))

Still thinkin' about that bear? S'alright. Here, I found this apple in my paper bag earlier. Don't know where it came from, but you might like it little darlin'.
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 02:12:35 am
YOUNG JACK:

((looks down at his pants which have been with him ever since he drove to Signal))

**Don't look at me. I'm as confused as you are.**

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why don't my pants ever talk to me?
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 02:24:34 am
((The High Priestess, many pounds (and dollars) lighter, returns from the spa a new woman, thankful that she has an independent story line that doesn't (so far) require flashbacks or dream sequences.  The chi is flowing like crazy, the FSD having outdone herself placing twinkly balls, bracelets, bells, animals, vegetables, and minerals all over the film set.  At the stroke of nine, there is a knock at the door.))

**Come in, Hoss, my love!**

((The unsuspecting Hoss walks in to meet his destiny.....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka5.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 02:35:36 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Scowls to hide his smile.))

Well what do you wanna do about it then, hunh?

YOUNG JACK:

((notices Ennis's smile beneath the scowl and smiles to himself))

((looks over at Ennis and raises an eyebrow))

Well I wouldn't mind a piece of hot, juicy meat in my mouth.... You think we can go out and hunt something?
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2006, 02:41:34 am
((The unsuspecting Hoss walks in to meet his destiny.....))

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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 02:47:17 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Chokes on whiskey, clearly flustered.))

Meat? What?

%% Meat? What did he mean by that? %%

Oh, hunting. Uh, sure. Tomorrow.
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 03:25:06 am
YOUNG JACK:

((grabs some hardened bread and heads back over to the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, chewing. He mounts the horse, turns it toward the sheep, and heads out.))

((He looks back at Ennis and finishes chewing. Looks at him intently and with a warm longing.))

Well, then. Guess I'll see you tomorrow. First thing. I reckon we'll get the best huntin' done then. Can I ask a favor?

((At Ennis's quiet nod.))

Um, ... I never really learnt how t'shoot. I mean I kept meanin' to, but just never had the opportunity. You know how right? Would you.... give me a pointer, I mean some pointers, on shootin'. It'll make huntin easier if we have to do it again.

((The dogs bark at an unknown danger))

See ya tomorrow, Ennis

((Jack rides up to the sheep.))
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Post by: isabelle on June 25, 2006, 03:30:58 am
%% Yes, what is the Minister doing up there hiding in the bushes? %%




"Jolly" Minister:

 %% Damn, I drank so much wine at Mass again, I forgot to take my sunglasses off %%

** Well, dear director, the eye of God is everywhere, and I am the eye of god, and His wrath shall unleash unto the unfaithful! I have to keep young men on the right path... And not only because I am jealous, not being allowed to admit to sinful homo-erotic thoughts myself, as a Minister, but because I need to keep my job (and you know what the job market is like nowadays!) My job consists in being repressive in many ways. Mostly in sexual matters. So excuse me while I just do my job...**

%% Damn, the shit I have to come up with to make a living! And who thought of calling a minister "jolly" in the first place? Very funny, haha. %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2006, 03:33:59 am
THE WIND:

((Blows softly and begins to hum a lullaby))

** Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Der Vater hüt't die Schaf
Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein
Da fällt herab ein Träumelein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Am Himmel zieh'n die Schaf
Die Sternlein sind die Lämmerlein
Der Mond, das ist das Schäferlein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
So schenk ich dir ein Schaf
Mit einer gold'nen Schelle fein
Das soll dein Spielgeselle sein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf  **

(Sleep, baby, sleep
Your father tends the sheep
Your mother shakes the dreamland tree
And from it fall sweet dreams for thee
Sleep, baby, sleep

Our cottage vale is deep
The little lamb is on the green
With snowy fleece so soft and clean
Sleep, baby, sleep

Down where the woodbines creep
Be always like the lamb so mild
A kind, and sweet, and gentle child
Sleep, baby, sleep)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 03:35:33 am
>:( Alright people....I hear from a reliable source that we are about ten years behind schedule....now there could be three reasons for this...

#1 - Our seemingly talented yet hot headed director is slacking majorly! 

#2 - Our actors are the typical, lazy, useless pond scum that I suspect Ray hired....my guess is you're all in the chat room discussing only Mel Gibson knows what!

OR #3 - I was wrong about the number of reasons...

Either way....if you do not get back on schedule ASAP (and I don't mean maybe), I will not only hire a stronger and more ambitious director but will also dock all of your pay....and do not call my bluff! 

I'm already in negotiations with Spielberg as we speak!

Any questions? >:(

((The Props Magician wakes up red-eyed after a night of heavy partying, disolves an aspirin in a glass of water and begins to wonder what the f*ck is goin on at her set))

%% Producer what? New director? Hunh? %%

** Hey Mr. Raymille, didn't that pissant used to ride bulls? **   ;D

** By the way people, I've just come on our bear, and I know now why he wasn't here for his crucial scene. He overslept! Can you believe it? Who has cast that lazy bastard in the first place?? **

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009838.jpg)

%%Oh well, maybe it was the casting that finished him off. That Mr. Raymille begins to scare me...%%  :P

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Post by: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 05:06:10 am
THE WIND:

((Blows softly and begins to hum a lullaby))

** Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Der Vater hüt't die Schaf
Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein
Da fällt herab ein Träumelein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Am Himmel zieh'n die Schaf
Die Sternlein sind die Lämmerlein
Der Mond, das ist das Schäferlein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
So schenk ich dir ein Schaf
Mit einer gold'nen Schelle fein
Das soll dein Spielgeselle sein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf  **

(Sleep, baby, sleep
Your father tends the sheep
Your mother shakes the dreamland tree
And from it fall sweet dreams for thee
Sleep, baby, sleep

Our cottage vale is deep
The little lamb is on the green
With snowy fleece so soft and clean
Sleep, baby, sleep

Down where the woodbines creep
Be always like the lamb so mild
A kind, and sweet, and gentle child
Sleep, baby, sleep)

** How lovely! The wind has sung us a song again! **  :D

((Thrilled to hear something in her mothertongue, the Props Magician props up an old piano and provides the appropriate music!))

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Klavier.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 05:46:50 am
** How lovely! The wind has sung us a song again! **  :D


%% Lovely, hunh? Like hell it is! I think my old, wise mother was right when she said all magicians were fuckups!! Gawd, that instrument needs tuning! And that Spanky-Lady can't play worth a damn! I like the message of that song, though:
Sleep everybody! Sleep!!!%%  >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufAst.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 25, 2006, 07:46:06 am
%%  FSD, having just returned from Baghdad, reviews recent developments on the set, thinking "Well-played crazy people.  Well-played all of you."  It's a little slice of heaven here complete with a chi waterfall!  Uh-oh.  The chi is spilling all over the place.  Someone get a guy from janitorial services here fast - we got a chi spill on aisle 6!  %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/heaven.jpg)
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Post by: Becky on June 25, 2006, 10:51:25 am
God this thread is confusing! When was I supposed to pee? Shouldn't I be on my side with a bullet in my side right now? Or even better being eaten by a young Jack and Ennis? I neeeed direction! What is going on?
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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 11:09:03 am
God this thread is confusing! When was I supposed to pee? Shouldn't I be on my side with a bullet in my side right now? Or even better being eaten by a young Jack and Ennis? I neeeed direction! What is going on?


=Up Next! The hunting scene, Jack (Daniel) and Ennis (Courtney) shoot and kill THE ELK (Becky), GO!=
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Post by: Lumičre on June 25, 2006, 12:47:12 pm
** Hello folks, Boss!  I have been abit scarse for the past day or so because I had to attend a sheep shearing competition back home.  It is a HUGE deal where I come from, so I couldn't miss it!  I left my trusted friend Iqualuit in charge while I was gone.  I can't wait to tell you about this competition ... Here are some pictures ..  **

** Here are the lil darlins to be shorn: **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/semnar.jpg)


** Here we are in action:  **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/shears.jpg)


** Don't you just love the punk wool-do he's got going here?  :D  **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/shorn.jpg)


**  And guess who walked away with the Trophy ...MOI!! :D  **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/str.jpg)


** I was even in the local paper ...**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/snws.jpg)

(( :D  :D ))

** I will return presently to the herd.   Boss, you got yourself a winning Sheep Trainer here!!  :D   **

%%  Glad to be back to the utter mad chaos of this production   :P  %%
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 01:56:03 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))

*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.

TERRY CLOTH:

**Clarissa, I think my birthday gift to you will be *letting*  ;) you win this bull, um, RIDIN' competition!  Especially since your dictionary remarked on how fine I am...   ;D  **
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 02:25:57 pm
** I know!  Totally ruined the .... surprise!  Pass the cu...Terry towel will ya please? **

TERRY CLOTH (in another lather, and feeling particularly devilish since this is reply # 666 on this thread):

** Is there NO END to the indignity I must suffer in the name of my art?  Ashphyxiating stinks, Hoss' big apple-deuces, violent shepherd's hooks, mouth-warshing, Buddha-draping, name-calling, bodily fluids, and now public exposure of my private humiliation?!  Mr. Raymille, I was supposed to get fluffed, not you.  **

((TERRY CLOTH calms down upon being gently laundered by PROP MISTRESS ANKE SPANKY in jasmine and lavender soap provided by FSD.  PROP MISTRESS then gently drapes a drying TERRY CLOTH over Golden Rack awarded by his loving minions.)) 

%%   Wow, I got a little loopy there.  I could still have a sweet life anyway... now I'll be worth more on eBay after Mr. Raymille's unscripted scene with Daniel, especially if it is included on the Deluxe Edition DVD.  %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 25, 2006, 04:12:59 pm
%%   Wow, I got a little loopy there.  I could still have a sweet life anyway... now I'll be worth more on eBay after Mr. Raymille's unscripted scene with Daniel, escpecially if it is included on the Deluxe Edition DVD.  %%

(( Terry Cloth drapped all over his Golden Rack, dreams about the BAM Deluxe Edition DVD...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bbmcov-1.jpg)

))
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 04:35:39 pm
**Hello people, this is your new Continuity Director checkin in.

Ya don't think yur goin' too fast do ya?  D'y think we should put on the brakes for a while?  Last night things got away from us, scenes were missed, actors who were not in the wings missed their cues, partly because the cues went by too fast.

That is when I stepped up and was installed as Continuity Director.  I'm glad to put my nonexistent life on hold while I take the reins of this dumass mule.  (Not to say I want to usurp Mr. Raymille's fine role here, I am only his lowly 3rd Assistant).  My lawn can shrivel up and turn brown, the weeds can continue to overtake all the flowers beds, my neighbours can talk behind my back as much as they wish, I have my priorities in order! :)

So with that I am going to be checking in from time to time, making sure as best I can that no one's role gets bowled over by others' enthusiasm.  In other words, we do not want to skip any parts of this fine productionWe don't want that again!  If we must we will have to backtrack by doing flashback scenes and dream sequences, but I would like to keep those to a minimum., hmmm?**

==So please carry on, but be careful that you do not speak out of turn.==

**Thank you from your new CD.**

JakeTwist
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 04:39:14 pm
**PS::  Good work to all the fine ac-tors who have been posting helpful hints at the bottom of their posts today to keep things on the right track.  That's a very fine idea!!  I like it!!!  Please keep it up!!

Thank You

CDJT**
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 04:40:24 pm
(( Terry Cloth drapped all over his Golden Rack, dreams about the BAM Deluxe Edition DVD...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bbmcov-1.jpg)

))

((TERRY CLOTH was already grateful that he did not get pulled off of his Golden Rack by Janitorial Services to clean up the chi spill in aisle 6.  Now that he sees the planned Deluxe Edition DVD release, he uses his own corner to dab the tears of gratitude and humility out of his eyes.  TERRY CLOTH sets aside his plans to join JOLLY MINISTER and the Church of the Laundry Day Textiles, and decides to remain on the B.A.M. set with his beloved cast members and crew ... much to their collective chagrin.  NEW CONTINUITY DIRECTOR goes off in search of BASQUE SHEPHERD'S HOOK.))
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 05:02:31 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Degradingbear.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Terrycall.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 05:13:14 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Terrycall.jpg)

((Not wishing to be recast as DENTAL FLOSS for BEAR, TERRY CLOTH, clutching his cherished Golden Rack, desperately flees the set of B.A.M.  No BASQUE SHEPHERD'S HOOK necessary.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 25, 2006, 05:39:04 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/trelawny.jpg)

(( FSD strategically places incense and candles throughout set to calm energy and encourage Warshcloth to return to set.  This production (and it seems Mr. Raymille as well) needs the Warshrag ready to standby in any event.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/incense1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Feng.jpg)

**  OK, Terry Cloth Warshrag.  It's safe to return to the set.  C'mon...please?  **
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 05:46:05 pm
((Sometime in the night before Ennis and Jack's hunting expedition))

YOUNG JACK:

((Trying to sleep, keeps shifting around in his puptent. Wakes up eventually and gets out of the tent, looking down at the dying embers of the campfire, still glowing in the dark night.))

%% Hell. I'm tryin' to sleep but I can't stop thinking about what delicious treats Ennis and me'll uncover tomorrow ..., I mean dig up..., I mean hunt down.... Surely there's a word out there that doesn't make me think of that. %%
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 05:59:09 pm
**Shout-out to Miss Anke Spanky from the High Priestess:

If you can tear yourself away from Mondo Soccer for a moment, you may notice that a valuable Sacred Relic is on the loose!  He may be in danger of falling into the hands of unscrupulous E-Bay traders at this very moment!  Please corral MR. TERRY CLOTH and return him to me for Blessing and restoration to the Sacred Relic Room immediately!
  >:(

Should Mr. Raymille wish to expand Mr. CLOTH's role, which seems entirely possible, a special Indulgence may be applied for on his behalf.   8)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 06:09:52 pm
**Thank you, Ms. Continuity, for your efforts to rein in all our enthusiastic ac-tors!  Our expanding group is understandably exuberant in our desire to both present and enjoy our unfolding, extra juicy version of 'two lads on a mountain'.   We may need to incorporate your idea of going back to certain scenes and presenting them as flashbacks or dream sequences.  I know Mr. Raymille doesn't want his actors to complain too much, especially if they're going to be barging into his trailer and interrupting his ....'special coaching' of certain characters with sky blue eyes or a million denier smile.  Our 'BEAR' actor will not be available until tomorrow, and Cigar Butt/Pants/Spit's time for dalliance online will be severely curttailed starting tomorrow (back to work?!  ...my real job?  Don't they know my allegiance is to Mr. Raymille?)  I'll try to keep up with my duties on the set, even if it overworks me to the point of getting hot and sweaty and needing a certain fine warshrag to dab dry my dewy parts.    ::)**

%% That warshrag just keeps increasing in value with each additional fluid it mops up, not to mention all the 'goobly bits' it has seen....   nobody's going to outbid ME over at eBay...%%
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 06:35:44 pm
RECAP

= Thankyou to the efforts of the Continuity Director!  It has been gently suggested by the PRODUCER that I may wish to assist in getting this production back on some sort of track **apparently Mel Gibson's suggestion in reality ** %%Who does he think he is sticking his nose in, GOD?!%% so here is an update on the VERY clear path that yesterday's performance ran! =

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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 06:48:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

**It's good to see you're right on top a things.... as usual.**
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Post by: Lumičre on June 25, 2006, 06:58:21 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

%%  The Boss has done it again!
I wonder if his 'casting on the couch' skills are THIS excellent .. Hmmm..
%%

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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 07:20:44 pm
**WOOOWEEE, Mr. Raymille, thanks for keeping us on track!**
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 07:26:29 pm
%% Why would any producer ever want to replace a director like this?! %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 07:27:07 pm

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Recap21.jpg)


**Ok, it looks like we are back on track now...  thanks to Mr. Raymille!**

==Next up:  Young Jack, Young Ennis, Elk==
==Daytime==
==elk killing scene==
==Take One!==


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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 07:49:58 pm
==Daytime==

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiEtRZ9Ewi4AXPCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12aqnto9i/EXP=1151375021/**http%3a//www.capetownskies.com/6331/17_sunrise_glowc.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 07:52:03 pm
((The wee hours of the mornin' just as the sun is coming up - sometime before the shooting of the ELK))

YOUNG JACK:

((heads back down to camp with rifle in hand, whistling a tune to himself))

((When he gets down to camp, heads over to the tent. Ennis has overslept, again!))

Ennis? You up, yet?

((Goes back over to the LOW-STARTLE POINT HORSE and draws out his rifle, checks to see that its loaded.))
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 08:01:26 pm

((In the distance grazing peacefully....))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BeckyElk.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 08:19:33 pm
((..and somewhere in Aus..))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 08:33:17 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Climbs out of tent, looking disheveled.))

Sorry bud, I was having this dream...

((Mentally slaps himself in the face.))

I mean, uh, sorry I overslept. Ready for your lesson?

((YOUNG JACK climbs on LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, YOUNG ENNIS climbs on CIGAR BUTT. Both ride away from camp.))
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 08:40:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((as they are riding))

You brought somethin' to practice with, right..? Empty whisky bottles?

((smiles))

I mean, I know we got somethin to shoot at, just for practice.

((suddenly overcome by a rather heated thought, looks away and grins wickedly))

You practice shootin' a lot?
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 08:53:56 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(Oblivious to wicked grin.)

Yeah, brought empty whiskey bottles. I practice once in a while, when I'm not too busy on a ranch somewhere.

((They arrive at a clearing.))

Guess this is a good enough place.

((Sets up whiskey bottles across the clearing, goes back over to Jack.))

Why don't you go ahead an' try, I'll watch and see what yer doin' wrong.

%% I'll watch? What's my problem? %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 08:59:48 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods to Ennis, grinning))

Yeah, once in a while, I hear you there. I mean it's not like I got a trigger-happy finger or nothin' but I like to shoot off a few rounds sometimes, just to make sure I got what it takes.... in case there's a bear or somethin'.

((shakes his head))

But to be honest, I can't shoot worth a darn. I needed someone to teach me a long time ago.

((grabs up the rifle, goes a good distance from the whisky bottle, aims, shoots, and misses))

Shit! ((looks over at Ennis)) Did ya see what I was doin' wrong?
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 09:09:38 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Yeah, I think yer holdin' it wrong. Here, lemme show ya.

((Stands behind Jack, grabs his hands to place them on the rifle correctly.))

You wanna bring the gun up under your arm like this, then look through there to aim.

%% Shit, is this how most guys teach another guy to shoot? %%
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Post by: Lynne on June 25, 2006, 09:14:00 pm
JACK'S LOWER LIP:

%%Just a little nip at my corner as he closes one eye, intently concentrating...sure is hard to keep a thought with those long arms around me, steadying the 20/20.%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 09:15:25 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((allows Ennis to hold his hands over the rifle correctly, feeling his heat advancing from behind him.))

%% I'm a bad boy, but this just feels too good! %%

Oh gawd... I mean, oh god, yeah, I see what you mean.

((his lips are suddenly dry, he licks them.))
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 25, 2006, 09:17:19 pm
Blue heeler arrives and says WOOF!
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Post by: Lynne on June 25, 2006, 09:20:57 pm
JACK'S LOWER LIP:

%%Considerin' the altitude, it sure is hot on this mountainside.  I ain't got no spit left.  I needed that.%%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 09:21:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Watches as blue heeler curls up next to Jack's foot.))

%% Where did that dog come from? %%

Why don't you try it again Jack? I'll help this time.

%% Am I supposed to move away now? %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 09:24:23 pm
Blue heeler arrives and says WOOF!

((suddenly concerned by the appearance of the blue heeler))

Hold on, Ennis.

((looks down at the dog, trying to see if anything's wrong up with the herd. Early morning predators weren't unheard of. He's pretty good at picking up signals from the dogs.))

Something wrong, bud? ((ruffles the dog's head, not sensing any warning signs))

**What's that? Timmy's in the well.? ... Who the hell is Timmy? **
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Post by: Lumičre on June 25, 2006, 09:39:28 pm

Something wrong, bud? ((ruffles the dog's head, not sensing any warning signs))

**What's that? Timmy's in the well.? ... Who the hell is Timmy? **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bluH.jpg)
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 25, 2006, 09:41:19 pm
((notices ruffling of head, likes it, licks Ennis in a loving way and once again says))

WOOF!
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 09:51:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles down at the dog.))

%% Nothing's wrong with the herd. The dog did wander an awful long way off just to be with 'em. %%

Alright, bud, stay over here at the edge of the clearin'.

** And if Ennis tries to get away, go and jump on him. **

((Turns back towards Ennis.))

It ain't too cold, Ennis. The mornin's warmin' up fast. You can take off your jacket if ya want. The lesson'd go easier then, I think.
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 09:57:01 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

The sheep are fine. Try again.

((Brings the gun back up to Jack's eye level.))

Take your time, make sure you got the aim right...

%% I'm probably supposed to move away now. %%
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 10:01:36 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%% ENNIS' PANTS are touching me!!!!  I can feel his zipper rubbing up between my two back pockets,  and....  now it's....  they're BOTH..... ...oh-h, man....  here we go again....   whoo-EEE!  Talk about double the pleasure! %%

 :o
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 25, 2006, 10:02:24 pm
** FSD realizes that blue heeler's appearance is an indication of good fortune for our boys Jack & Ennis, in the ancient tradition of Feng Shui Fu Dogs.  **

** Fu Dogs are specially made for those who adore beauty. The male has a globe under his paws while the female has a child under her paws. This pair of dogs are smiley and are extremely obedient creatures to their owners. This ancient guardians have been used as potent protectors and to help out working people who are not at home most of the time. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fudogs.jpg)


%%  FSD thinks she's really gotta find a way to make these posts a little funnier....  %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 10:07:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With Ennis's jacket off, only a few layers of cloth seperated his naked body from Ennis's. He could feel the wamth of his breath, his skin, smell the provocative fragrance of Ennis's flesh, a musky odor combined with the scent of leather and cigarettes.))

%% This is incredible. %%

((completely closes his eyes to revel in Ennis's arms, taking as much time as Ennis was offering him, even daring to lean back a little into Ennis's chest.))

((to PANTS))

**Yeah, I hope you're enjoying this. **
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 25, 2006, 10:11:15 pm
%%blue heeler, having been banished to sleep with the sheep, despite the friendly ruffle of hair and act of friendshp from the two humans, wanders off by himself and says%%

WOOF!
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 10:12:42 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I told him to take his time, but is this too much? Am I enjoying this too much? Did he just lean into me? %%

Uh, Jack? Anytime now....

%% Dammit. %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 10:18:48 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Nods and moves forward a bit, starting))

Right. Um, I think you're a little close, watch out for the recoil.

%% Damn it. We gotta get a move on. I'm gettin too hungry to stand. %%

((Using the fine directions that Ennis provided him, aims the rifle and shoots the glass bottle, shards splinterin' everywhere.))

Well whadya know?

((Turns suddenly to Ennis with a grin, realizing they're still standing very close together. Ennis's warm brown eyes that any one could melt into.))

((a little hoarsely)) Let's go see if we can find some game.

((takes a few steps away, back toward the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE, hesitantly, not really wanting to enlarge the gap between them))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 25, 2006, 10:42:36 pm
(( Meanwhile ....
Somewhere up on Broken Arsed mountain, two hungry cowboys take hours to kill an elk,  ...however on the other side of the mountain lies another abandoned, over-used couch ... poorly hidden behind the bushes ..))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bam_cch2.jpg)


%%
Half of the movie's bugdet will eventually go to replacing our Randy Handy Director's couches!  Damn!  Just how busy has The Boss been anyway?? 
Does he really think that a couch covered in huge white stains like that will not be discovered much sooner than later? 
 ???
%%


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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 10:50:39 pm
** We need "Thus Spake Zarathustra" playing there. Also known as "Theme From 2001" **

** Someone cue the Music Supervisor**
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2006, 10:54:41 pm
Blue heeler arrives and says WOOF!
THE AUDIENCE:
((claps enthusiastically, wildly))

((to PANTS))
**Yeah, I hope you're enjoying this. **
THE AUDIENCE:
((hot and bothered now, speaking for everyone's pants everywhere))
** Oh yeah... **
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Post by: Lumičre on June 25, 2006, 11:06:53 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With Ennis's jacket off, only a few layers of cloth seperated his naked body from Ennis's. He could feel the wamth of his breath, his skin, smell the provocative fragrance of Ennis's flesh, a musky odor combined with the scent of leather and cigarettes.))

%% This is incredible. %%

((completely closes his eyes to revel in Ennis's arms, taking as much time as Ennis was offering him, even daring to lean back a little into Ennis's chest.))

%%
Wow...Ennis behind Jack, holding his gun and about to shoot ... :o

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/MDG/MDG219/911006.jpg)

 :o

I wonder if I could practice my shooting skills with one of these actors ...
Any one of them can handle my gun any day ..

%%
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 11:18:25 pm


YOUNG JACK:

((to PANTS))

**Yeah, I hope you're enjoying this. **

JACK'S PANTS -
**You bet. **
 ;D
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 11:28:49 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/JGcouch.jpg)
**Pictured here is one of Mr. Raymille's couches that he did NOT discard in the bushes, but has placed in a 'very special room' in his Brisbane winter home.  "Too many fond memories, stains, difficult cleaning instructions, no one else would want it.." cites Mr. Raymille, explaining his reason for keeping this one and using it as the centerpiece of a recently assembled shrine.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:03:10 am
** As a quick trivia question, who can tell me what Mr. Gyllenhaal's (the one pictured above) hair color is, in detail **
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Post by: Lynne on June 26, 2006, 12:14:15 am
**tawny?**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:14:43 am
** Dark brown with red highlights **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:40:20 am
Begin flashback

YOUNG ENNIS:

((Rides CIGAR BUTT to the bridge to meet the BASQUE.))

%% Hmm, what can I do with spuds that Jack would like? %%

((Gets to the bridge, sees that the BASQUE is already there waiting for him.))
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Post by: RouxB on June 26, 2006, 12:44:20 am
Is Ennis here?
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:50:37 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Gives his list to the BASQUE and looks through the packages he just received.))

Why didn't we get the powdered milk and the spuds?

%% Dammit, I was gonna make a good dinner tonight. %%
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Post by: RouxB on June 26, 2006, 12:53:23 am
You may have missed it but I kinda passed out yesterday from too much tequila and forgot to check the stores. This is all we got.

Hmmmm, soup? I thought you didn't eat soup? You shopping for someone else cuz if you are Joe'll be pretty mad
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:58:47 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

No, I'm just sick of beans.

%% And we better get that soup for Jack... %%
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Post by: RouxB on June 26, 2006, 01:03:28 am

((drum roll))

(http://stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part1/thumb_brokebackmtn_0317.jpg)


It's too early in the summer to be sick a beans...
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 01:09:42 am
Well...

((Begins dragging dumbass mule away.))

Come on.

End flashback
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 01:12:39 am
= ** WOOHOOOOOOOOO  That was the BEST farkeen rendition of that line EVER!!!!!!!!!  WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO ** = [
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 01:47:55 am
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

**Good save Ruby and Courtney!! :D  Now we are back on track one hunnerd percent! ;)  8)


**Funnily enough the stage directions are EXACTLY THE SAME as what they were 6 hours, 3 pages, and 44 posts ago!  I wonder why that is!**

==Next up:  Young Jack, Young Ennis, Elk==
==Daytime==
==elk killing scene==
==Take One!==



CD (Continuity Director)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 01:50:09 am
** We need "Thus Spake Zarathustra" playing there. Also known as "Theme From 2001" **

** Someone cue the Music Supervisor**

** Your wish is my command! **   ;D

%% Gawd, to hire that orchestra will make our costs explode! Well, that's not my problem... %%

(http://www.wienerphilharmoniker.at/upload/images/CMSEditor/home_wph_orchestra.jpg)
(audio attachment)
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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 26, 2006, 02:29:38 am
%% Gawd, to hire that orchestra will make our costs explode! Well, that's not my problem... %%

Uh huh Anke...I appreciate the support!   ::)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 02:56:59 am
Uh huh Anke...I appreciate the support!   ::)

** Ahem. Yeah. You're welcome, Mr. Slayers. For one of our next scenes we'll also need a decent choir. Hope that's fine with you! ** ;D
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Post by: moremojo on June 26, 2006, 09:24:02 am
((Somewhere in the twilit Brokeback morn, a bear rouses from slumber. Needs to attend to a bit of honey-gathering before traipsing off to the stream looking for fish. Smells the scent of man on the mountainside; licks lips in anticipation. Stay tuned...))
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Post by: moremojo on June 26, 2006, 10:03:13 am
((Big, beautiful, brown bear perks up ears, hoping to catch a lilting refrain heard on occasion in these mountains.))

BEAR:

%%Don't care for these trespassing men much, but I like the songs they sing at times%%

%%Wonder if that damn elk's gonna grab the spotlight from me; don't they know bears don't work weekends?%%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 10:10:55 am
((Owl Olivia, recovering from the shock of encountering the new Broken Arsed Symphonic Orchestra under the trees, is having a nasty lyrical fit...))

 ::)

Today is our boys' big day
They want to shoot a deer.
S'time for me to get away
Because I rather fear
That bullet might get led astray
And I'm no longer here!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Euleflieht.jpg)

** Hey bear! Nice to know you! You, too, better git yer scrawny ass away from that shooting scene.
For all I know, at least one of them guys can't shoot worth a damn! **
  ;)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:21:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Nods and moves forward a bit, starting))

Right. Um, I think you're a little close, watch out for the recoil.

%% Damn it. We gotta get a move on. I'm gettin too hungry to stand. %%

((Using the fine directions that Ennis provided him, aims the rifle and shoots the glass bottle, shards splinterin' everywhere.))

Well whadya know?

((Turns suddenly to Ennis with a grin, realizing they're still standing very close together. Ennis's warm brown eyes that any one could melt into.))

((a little hoarsely)) Let's go see if we can find some game.

((takes a few steps away, back toward the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE, hesitantly, not really wanting to enlarge the gap between them))

YOUNG ENNIS:

Let's git behind this log and watch that hill over there, that looks like a place elk would go to eat.
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:36:55 pm
** Wow, Court, no sign of Dee? **

YOUNG JACK:

((Leaves LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE tethered to a tree, nods at Ennis.))

Alright.

((sets himself up in a standard hunting position, close to where Ennis is sitting. Very close.))

((He tries to keep focused on the field and forest before him, but keeps stealing quick glances at Ennis.))

%% Damn, its hard to concentrate with him around. %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 12:43:48 pm
Quote
((sets himself up in a standard hunting position, close to where Ennis is sitting. Very close.))

((He tries to keep focused on the field and forest before him, but keeps stealing quick glances at Ennis.))

%% Damn, its hard to concentrate with him around. %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/k_elk-1.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:44:56 pm
**Nope, no Dee yet, and Mr. Raymille wants us to get through this scene today.**

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why is he so close? %%

So, uh, do you want me to shoot or do you wanna try?
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:51:08 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks hesitantly at Ennis.))

Well to be honest, I'm afraid a my dumb ass missin.

((hands the rifle over to Ennis and grins mischievously))

Asides, I kinda like the way you handle a gun. Wanna watch ya at work... I mean, so that I can do it myself... Handle a gun, I mean....

((looks away for a moment and pulls at his collar))

%% Goddamn it! %%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 01:34:34 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Handle a gun? Watch me at work? What the hell?! %%

((Sits uncomfortably for a few minutes, sees an elk in the distance. Takes careful aim, about to shoot.))
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 02:16:27 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Sees a giant banana tree near the elk.))

Hey Jack? What if we don't shoot the elk? We could get in a lot of trouble with Game and Fish. D'you see those bananas over there? We could eat those instead, it'll still be better than beans.

((Looks at Jack nervously.))
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 02:21:58 pm
(( Meanwhile ...
The Assistant Director sends her Assistant over to the local library to determine if banana trees
really do grow up on snow-capped mountains, on Broken Arsed to be precise ...


(http://www.smc.edu/standard/images_08/library_student_books.jpg)

Her research continues ...

))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 02:25:10 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Gets a little irritated with the suggestion))

%% What the f***! I've been waitin' all night and morning for some sweet meat, and all Ennis wants to eat is... bananas!?!? ....
Maybe he really likes bananas. %%

Sure, if that's what you want. I mean I was looking forward to eatin' some meat, but if you wanna hunt something else, I'm game....

%% Yeah. %%

It's kinda odd that bananas are growin' up here. The humidity's not right for 'em. But I'll eat 'em if you will.
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 02:30:32 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Yeah, I ain't never seen bananas on a mountain, but there they are. C'mon, I bet they're good.

%% Dammit, I should have just shot the elk. Who cares about Game and Fish? %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 02:32:23 pm
(( Meanwhile ...
The Assistant Director's Assistant comes running back to the set ...
Produces a picture of bananas that have been known to flourish on Broken Arsed ...(Latin name:  Bananarius Rediticus..)


(http://personales.mundivia.es/schrader_gomera/banared.jpg)

Phew ....

))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 02:36:00 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Aww, he does like bananas. %%

Sure, Ennis. Let's gather what we can and get 'em back to camp. Got sheep waitin for me, ya know. Maybe tonight, I can show ya a fun game with bananas.
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 02:39:57 pm
((will we need a blue heeler in this scene? I have been practicing and in addition to WOOF! I can now say ARRF!))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 02:42:28 pm
** Come on in, the water's fine. You can help carry the bananas back to camp, even though you're really supposed to be up watchin' the sheep. **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 02:53:22 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Game with bananas? %%

((Both gather as many bananas as they can carry and go back to camp.))

Thanks bud, I just didn't wanna get in trouble.
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:06:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((arms full of bananas, nods))

I don't blame ya. They're gettin' real particular about how things are done 'round here. Ranger service, Game and Fish, just gettin into everything they can get their hands in...

((stacks clusters of bananas on a rack made from branches tied together.))

Hey, this is real good workmanship. The rack, I mean.

((looks down at the bananas for a moment.))

You got any recipes for these things?
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Post by: Kelda on June 26, 2006, 03:22:12 pm
**Whooo wee!!! that took me an hour of reading non stop to catch up on 14 pages!!!**

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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:24:27 pm
**Uh oh. Hurry up Ennis, they're catchin' up!**
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:25:32 pm
((blue heeler appears, having left the sheep because bananas are way more interesting))

WOOF! ARRF!
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:29:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((leans down and ruffles the Blue Heeler's head.))

Good dog!
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:31:52 pm
((blue heeler gives Jack an adoring doggie smile and slobbers all over his hand))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:34:26 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Smiles back at the dog and wipes his hand on the back of his jeans.))

** Ooh sorry, Pants, forgot you were conscious. **
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:35:44 pm
((blue heeler gives Jack, and now Ennis, another adoring glance, trying to have a spiritual dog-human mind meld so they will get the bright idea to give me a name!))

WOOF! ARRF!
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:38:23 pm
((with yet another human-dog spiritual mind meld, the blue heeler tries to convey the name Lucy....Lucy....is that my name?))

WOOF WOOF WOOF

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/lnicoll/Australian_Cattle_Doglucy6mo2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:58:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Watches in amazement as the blue heeler does three back flips in a row then scratches a name in the dirt.))

L - U - C - Y... Yeah thats a good show. I didn' know dogs watched it though.
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 04:01:36 pm
((more slobbering, more happiness and trying to convey to Jack and Ennis that Lucy would really like to eat a banana!!))

woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof!!!
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:04:12 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((tries to keep the dog under control))

Well hold on there Lucy. You want a banana? We gotta wait til Ennis cooks em. I mean, who knows how we'll get sick if we eat raw banana. They're just gonna sit over there by the fire and toast for a little.
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 26, 2006, 04:09:20 pm
** You may be aware that Mr. Raymille has been pouring his heart and soul into this production.  It has been to some degree at the expense of his health and well-being.  A shocking  photo of him today reveals the extent to which he is suffering nervous exhaustion.  Firstly, the suit, while red, is poorly tailored and a bit rumpled.  Secondly, it's paired badly with a black tie.  It's evident from this picture the toll that the non-stop work has taken on Mr. Raymille, given that he's otherwise never seen looking so schlumpy.  Looks like he's [GASP] on his way to prom!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuit2.jpg)

** Mr. Raymille's fawning Assistant has been called to rally the resources to restore Mr. Raymille to his former greatness, and not a moment too soon.  He needs champagne, caviar, a mani/pedi duo, and his favorite red slippers.... **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/slippers.jpg)

"Elle........get in here.  Quick!"
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 04:20:24 pm
** You may be aware that Mr. Raymille has been pouring his heart and soul into this production.  It has been to some degree at the expense of his health and well-being.  A shocking photo of him today reveals the extent to which he is suffering nervous exhaustion.  Firstly, the suit, while red, is poorly tailored and a bit rumpled.  Secondly, it's paired badly with a black tie.  It's evident from this picture the toll that the non-stop work has taken on Mr. Raymille, given that he's otherwise never seen looking so schlumpy.  **

** That's shocking news! Do you think an ugly new casting couch would make him happy?
Anyways, I've placed one near his tent! **
   ;D

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Sofa.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 04:32:36 pm
**Ladies, gentlemen, and old poofs, may I please have your attention. It was at the request of Mr. Raymille that all elk and young British girls will remain unharmed in this production. Thank you for your cooperation.**
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 04:36:21 pm
**Ladies, gentlemen, and old poofs, may I please have your attention. It was at the request of Mr. Raymille that all elk and young British girls will remain unharmed in this production. Thank you for your cooperation.**


** So he didn't mention owls, hunh?? **   >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eule.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 04:36:30 pm

** That's shocking news! Do you think an ugly new casting couch would make him happy?
Anyways, I've placed one near his tent! **
   ;D


%% 
Yet another couch that will end up abandoned in the bushes somewhere up on Broken Arsed ...
Ya, the Director does look a lil shabby there ...

I wonder if these Gorgeous German Gals can cheer him up ...

(http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1857967_4,00.jpg)

Or..maybe he needs someone more masculine to ... errrr.... straighten him out ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/red.jpg)

hmmmmm.....what can we do?

%%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 04:37:39 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Recipes? Uh, I thought we could just fry em'. Sound good?

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/5burningfoot3.jpg)

**Photo courtesy of Mr. Raymille himself.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:41:29 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Well if ya think that'll work. Like I said before, don't know much 'bout cookin.

**Ms. Sun and Moon, I think we'll be advancing on to the scene later that night... Eatin bananas.**

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/3bananaatfireside.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 04:49:27 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Hope he don't notice I got no idea what I'm doin'. %%

((After frying bananas, gives some to Jack to try.))

How's that?
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 04:55:39 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((After frying bananas, gives some to Jack to try.))

How's that?

(http://www.yummytaste.com/images/food-uploaded-img/extra_recipe_20031128103532.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:56:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Slips the crunchy, charred banana into his mouth.... tries to keep from spitting it out again.))

((munches it and swallows with difficulty))

That's.... not too good.... Maybe we don't have to cook 'em that long. Just get it nice and soft...

((smiles suddenly and gets up to grab a raw one from the rack))

** Kids, don't ever eat raw fruit without your parents permission. **

((sits back down next to Ennis and looks him in the eye before concentrating fully on the banana... He peels it veeerrry slowly, letting the banana peel down loosely as he reveals the white fruit beneath. He lifts it up to his lips and gently coaxes it into his mouth with his tongue...))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/4jackeatingbanana.jpg)

** Image courtesy of Mr. Raymille **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 26, 2006, 05:00:00 pm
**Unbeknowingst to Jack and Ennis, the banana trees were planted by CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 and CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 to help them recreate their native habitat and cuisine on Brokeback Mountain!**

((SHEEPHERDERS #1 and #2 arrive at the site of the banana trees on their burros and see that their precious bananas are gone!!))


SHEEPHERDER #1: IQue'?  IQue'?  IQue'? Ay, Caramba!!
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 05:40:03 pm
(http://www.yummytaste.com/images/food-uploaded-img/extra_recipe_20031128103532.jpg)

** If only it had been like that. Mr. Indapaddock. Instead I got something that looked like this. **

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/370000/images/_370550_banana300.jpg)

** Note that such cooking is now labeled as a biological hazard. **
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Post by: alec716 on June 26, 2006, 05:53:12 pm



((TERRY CLOTH, perched on his Golden Rack in his offset hiding place, has narrowly escaped discovery by UNSCRUPULOUS eBAY TRADERS roaming B.A.M. in search of discarded casting couches and banana peels.  He keeps an eye on the developments from afar as he contemplates a possible return to the B.A.M. production.)) 



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/k_elk-1.jpg)


%%  The peace and feng shui of the Sacred Relic Room do feel tempting... and I am remembering that Buddha as kind of hot in retrospect... but maybe there is still a little too much action going on onset for me to retain my freshly-laundered status... and JACK's PANTS probably used the last of that great jasmine & lavender soap.  I'd better just keep watching to see how things go.  %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 05:56:45 pm
** If only it had been like that. Mr. Indapaddock. Instead I got something that looked like this. **

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/370000/images/_370550_banana300.jpg)

** Note that such cooking is now labeled as a biological hazard. **


%%
Hmmm...Gotta think up some delicious banana recipes to share with these cowboys...

Maybe ...


(http://houseoffaulkner.com/images/bananas%20on%20egg.JPG)

Hmm...No!  Maybe ...fried bananas on sticks....

(http://www.dorothyalexander.com/assets/images/brochette%20banana/brochettebanana400px.JPG)

Hmmm...No..
Pancakes ....!  They could do that easily...


(http://www.recipesconsumer.com/recipeImages/f_101002_1.jpg)

Come to think of it, if they eat the bananas as sensuously as YOUNG JACK just demonstrated, who needs to cook 'em?  :o
Ah, fack it!!

%%
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Post by: FuzzyChanny on June 26, 2006, 06:02:20 pm
**Unbeknowingst to Jack and Ennis, the banana trees were planted by CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 and CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 to help them recreate their native habitat and cuisine on Brokeback Mountain!**

((SHEEPHERDERS #1 and #2 arrive at the site of the banana trees on their burros and see that their precious bananas are gone!!))


SHEEPHERDER #1: IQue'?  IQue'?  IQue'? Ay, Caramba!!


**My Goodness, I believe that to be my cue**

SHEEPHERDER #2: Arriba Arriba!!
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Post by: Becky on June 26, 2006, 06:09:24 pm
*Elk decides she doesn't know what she is supposed to be doing so does Charleston across the set just to confuse everyone. She is also pleased with the decision to use Bananas instead of being shot! ;D*

*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 06:27:06 pm
*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*

** Good job Peeing Sheep! Excellent as usual ... **

(http://www.likeyou.com/artistsbios/gfx.php?id=6153)


** Now you can go play with yer best friend ... **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/peeing.gif)

** Go on!  Go after him before he goes too far!!  >:(  :-\ **

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Post by: alec716 on June 26, 2006, 06:28:34 pm

*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*


((Still perched on his Golden Rack and watching from afar, heartily applauding ELK's flawless and spirited Charleston... ))

TERRY CLOTH:

%%  I am thrilled by this potential move toward veganism on the boys' part and by ELK's resultant increased chances of survival, but that pee-on-shoe number gives me further pause about going back onset ... what to do, what to do??!  %%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 26, 2006, 06:37:18 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

%%  The Boss has done it again!
I wonder if his 'casting on the couch' skills are THIS excellent .. Hmmm..
%%





Um...I could vouch for that ;)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 26, 2006, 06:58:20 pm
**Peeing on demand. That's just as difficult as crying on demand. I only know one other actress who could pull it off--Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut. You're in exalted company, peeing sheep!!**
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Post by: David on June 26, 2006, 07:23:05 pm
%%  Nicole Kidman could pee on demand?  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 07:47:40 pm
==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENE (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) IS:

SCENE # 17 - THE SWITCH-OFF


WOULD THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS PLEASE REPORT TO THE SET:

Jack (of course!)
Ennis (natch!)
Low Startle Point Horse
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Pants
Ennis’ Pants
Jack’s cigarette
Ennis’ cigarette
Sun and Moon


THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS ARE ON STAND-BY ALERT IN CASE OF IMPROV:

Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika The Musical Dumass Mule
Dumass Mule #27
Peeing Sheep
The Fly
Young Whiskey Bottle
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
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Post by: David on June 26, 2006, 07:53:12 pm
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 08:02:11 pm
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%

**That's ok, we don't mind!   ;) :D :-***

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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 26, 2006, 08:09:29 pm
**Well, here I am.  Hope I haven't missed anything crucial...  since I'm not quite sure where we're starting.  I'll give y'all a 2-for-1 sun/ moon combo-special.  Enjoy!!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiCndqBEJMMAVuyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12o333ipa/EXP=1151453223/**http%3a//people.emich.edu/cderoche/Sun%2520-%2520Total%2520Eclipse.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 26, 2006, 08:19:01 pm


((  From his offset hideaway, TERRY CLOTH hears the CONTINUITY DIRECTOR's call for standby and improv and contemplates heeding it.  His spirituality renewed by his recent intimate encounter with a stony-faced BUDDHA STATUE, TERRY CLOTH offers up a prayer a thanks that the BetterMostians have not opened his fate to public debate in the Polling Place.  ))


((  Having discovered the site of TERRY CLOTH's hidden Golden Rack perch, GENTLE BREEZE wafts over the B.A.M. set and heads toward the still-hesitant TERRY CLOTH.  Slowly, and with great feeling, TERRY CLOTH presses his fabric face into GENTLE BREEZE and breathes in slowly through his mouth and nose, hoping for the faintest smoke and mountain sage and salty sweet stink of FENG SHUI DIRECTOR's candles and incense but there was no real scent, only the memory of it, the imagined power of B.A.M. of which nothing was left but the Golden Rack that held him.  ))  
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Post by: DeeDee on June 26, 2006, 08:24:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Slips the crunchy, charred banana into his mouth.... tries to keep from spitting it out again.))

((munches it and swallows with difficulty))

That's.... not too good.... Maybe we don't have to cook 'em that long. Just get it nice and soft...

((smiles suddenly and gets up to grab a raw one from the rack))

** Kids, don't ever eat raw fruit without your parents permission. **

((sits back down next to Ennis and looks him in the eye before concentrating fully on the banana... He peels it veeerrry slowly, letting the banana peel down loosely as he reveals the white fruit beneath. He lifts it up to his lips and gently coaxes it into his mouth with his tongue...))




==========================================================

Young Ennis:



%% Well thats the las' meal I cook for 'em.  Nobody I know likes their bananas all soft and squishy like....wait..what's he doin?  Why's he eatin' like that?  I don't think I could move right about now...%%



Well, bud if you don' like ma cookin', and ya think you can do better, I'd be happy to let you take over.  I never hear nobody else complain' about my banana.


((Ennis attempts to get up, but decides he better sit a spell and try not to look at Jack, who right about now is eating that banana like he never saw no other person eat it that way))





**  I want to thank my understudy, Courtney for keeping Ennis real and dignified.
She did one hell of a job, and  I appreciate it.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 08:41:12 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Well I didn't mean anythin' by it, Ennis. I was jus' offerin' a suggestion. I already said I don't know anythin' about cookin'.

((looks up at the dark sky. **There Ms. Moon**))

I reckon I better get on up there with the sheep again. Maybe when I come back for breakfast we can talk about this some more.
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 26, 2006, 08:59:38 pm
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMibYgqBEvoIAhUKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=14nvv89r5/EXP=1151456344/**http%3a//ffden-2.phys.uaf.edu/211.fall2000.web.projects/K.%2520Vaughan%2520and%2520M%2520Lee/Moon%2520Pic/moon%2520illusion%25202.jpg)
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 09:06:19 pm
%%Lucy the blue heeler, signing in and available if necessary%%
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 09:06:40 pm
= ** WOOOOOHOOOOOO FOR COURT - THE ENNIS UNDERSTUDY, ON A BRILLIANT PORTRAYAL!! One of the BEST IN SHOW** =

= A Thousand Thankyous. Let's give her a hand!! =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/DogsBollocks.jpg)


%% What nonsense is Lucise Indapaddock quoting there? And what is Assistant insistant upon? They are sarch drunkards! %%
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 09:14:30 pm
= ** WOOOOOHOOOOOO FOR COURT - THE JACK ENNIS UNDERSTUDY, ON A BRILLIANT PORTRAYAL!! One of the BEST IN SHOW** =[/i][/b]

= A Thousand Thankyous. Let's give her a hand!! =


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

%%
Wonders if Court was not the Jack understudy, but the Ennis understudy?  ???
But then again, I may be drunk from too much sheep's milk...
%%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 26, 2006, 09:18:36 pm
THE ASSISTANT:

((whispers obseqiously to MR. RAYMILLE))

**  Pssst, Boss, you mean "ENNIS,"  Don't worry, I fixed it for you.  **

%% Just like I do, two, three times a day... %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 09:22:31 pm
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%

** You'll have to get with JACK'S PANTS on that one. **

** Is the orchestra ready, we gotta get this next scene underway... with your permission, directors.**
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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 26, 2006, 09:36:34 pm
**UMMMMM.....Excuse me!  Is this movie about.....gay cowboys?

Where the F :o CK is Ray?**
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Post by: Lumičre on June 26, 2006, 09:43:20 pm
%%
Looks like Mr Producer is losing his marbles, or has lost them already!
Who knows, with all the drugs running loose these days ... :-\
%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 09:59:14 pm
((SCENE CHANGE: MORNING))

YOUNG JACK:

((heads into camp on the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, a twangy musical number rearing up from the orchestra))

((dismounts the HORSE who is already dancing in time with the music))

Now I know it pays the bills, this business with the sheep.
But in all honesty, It's makin' me lose sleep.
It takes me an hour to get there, I've got to complain.
But sometimes two or more dependin' on the rain.
If you've never worked with sheep, I'll explain a little.
There're sheep that pee, and sheep that fling their spittle.
And by all the forces and powers o' hell.
You don't want to be around that smell.
The puptent, now that's the worst,
Smells like a cat bladder has burst.


((Sets down in camp next to Ennis, who is already frying bananas at the campfire.))

**All in all, it ain't fair.
I'd rather be here.
Down with Ennis in this homey campsite.
Not once in the mornin' and once in the night.
But how do I dare to bring up such a thing.
They say it ain't right. They say it's a sin.
But still I'd much rather... ((his voice fades off and he shrugs))
All in all, it ain't fair.**

((Takes a swig from YOUNG WHISKEY BOTTLE))

That Aguirre's right crude with his business.
He treats everyone like they are his.
But the thing that irks everyone is this:
He usually don't give a rat's piss.

All in a-a-alll, it ain't fai-ai-air.


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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 26, 2006, 10:15:38 pm
**Cue the sunrise... ready... and Action!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiJ5lKBEaWwA0cOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12a7j0ndu/EXP=1151460857/**http%3a//www.capetownskies.com/4370/15_sunrise_raysb.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 26, 2006, 10:50:21 pm
Young Ennis:


((Ennis up early frying bananas waiting in earnest for Jack to come down.  Hears a horse approach and starts getting real happy.))


Hey bud, did ya sleep a'right?  Love the song, you got yourself some talent there boy.


%% Cannot believe he just said that.  Wonder if he thought a me in his sleep? %%



I was jes' wonderin' if maybe you like to take a break and let me tend to the sheep, since you been lookin' all tired and stuff.  I don' mean you look bad or nothin' cause you look real good ta me...uh (coughs) .  I jes thought we could take turns and maybe you can do some of the cookin' and cleanin' roun here, and I could watch for Ky-otes, since I ain't quite sure ya know that rifle quite good yet.



(( Ennis gets up and feels Jacks eyes on him as he walks away and wonders, maybe if he stays up with the sheep at night, he'll stop thinking about the cowboy with the blue eyes and start thinking about ....uh.. what's her name??? Oh she-it, Alma))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 11:00:24 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((grins at ENNIS))

Kind of ya to offer, Ennis. But that ain't the point. I wouldn' wish that pup tent on anyone, especially you. We could just share the tent here in camp and watch the sheep in the day.

((stifles a YAWN)) You got the coffee ready yet?

((takes a drink from the cup Ennis gives him))

Asides, as I've said before. I can't cook for nothin. About the only thing I can do is handle a can-opener. ((Grins at Ennis again))

((looks at the bananas Ennis's fried this morning.)) Hey that's pretty good, right there. I mean, they don't look too crunchy. I wouldn't mind having one of those bananas while they're just startin' to get hard, but'll still melt in your mouth.
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 11:21:15 pm


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/2NaggingJackbanana.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 11:32:29 pm
**UMMMMM.....Excuse me!  Is this movie about.....gay cowboys?

Where the F :o CK is Ray?**
** I'm here momentarilly Mr Producer Sir!  I am attending some medical concerns at the moment.  And the film is NOT about gay cowboys!  It's about two cowboys who simply get up each other.  Did I leave that bit out in my initial presentation to you?  I would never have done that willingly as I have so much respect and admiration for you. I assure you that I have you in mind with every decision I make! **

%%
%%(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Pretenditisntso-1.jpg)%%
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 11:36:20 pm
admiration for you. I assure you that I have you in mind with every decision I make! [/b][/center]

%%
%%(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Pretenditisntso-1.jpg)%%


Ray, Ray Ray,

Why are you posting your resume picture here?   ???



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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 26, 2006, 11:38:07 pm
** And the film is NOT about gay cowboys!  It's about two cowboys who simply get up each other.**

Oh ok....well in that case...
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 11:38:42 pm
** Did I think that out loud??? **
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Post by: Lynne on June 26, 2006, 11:40:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:
...
((looks at the bananas Ennis's fried this morning.)) Hey that's pretty good, right there. I mean, they don't look too crunchy. I wouldn't mind having one of those bananas while they're just startin' to get hard, but'll still melt in your mouth.

JACK'S LOWER LIP:
%%A small droplet of saliva slips into my corner...these lucky bananas are not the only things melting here.%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 12:10:39 am
Young Ennis:


(( Ennis, hearing Jack, drops the coffee pot, feeling the blood rush to his....well, head))


I, I don' know 'bout that...uh what if Aguirre finds out we're both in this camp, huh?  Don' think he'll take too kindly to that.


%%What do I say?  I don' know about sharin' no tent..don' know if I can be too close like that.  Can't stop the critters goin' on in ma belly.  What if the feelin' gets stronger?
What if I'm jus' thinkin' crazy, cause I could be wrong about this boy, maybe.%%


I'm not too keen on this idea, Jack, but maybe I can try goin' up for a while, you know, jus' for the time bein'.  I mean, I ain't no better cook than you, but don' take much learnin to fry a banana or two.


%% Jes can't do this now.. need to think.  Need to eat some more a them bananas, maybe like the way he been eating them, jes' to test him%%


((Ennis slowly puts the banana in his mouth and start to very seductively chew on it, when he realizes))

%%Damnit, I need to peel it first%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:19:31 am
YOUNG JACK:

%% What the hell is he doing eating the banana without peeling it. %%

((Walks over to Ennis, reaches up and gently takes the whole banana out of Ennis's mouth.))

You need to peel it first, like this. ((verrry slowly peels banana and then puts it back into Ennis's mouth))

((looks at Ennis with a serious expression))

Well I reckon you're welcome to go up there and watch the sheep, the dogs'll warn you of danger. And you're right, you're still a better shot with that rifle than me. Just don't go shootin' off your gun in the middle of the night. It'll scare the tarnation out of the wildlife. Unless you need to, that is.

And if you do need to, just holler for me, and I'll come help.
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Post by: Lynne on June 27, 2006, 12:44:00 am
((BAM Catering (aka Vic, Dee, & Lynne) swings by the set with refreshment for these hard-working actors & crew))
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:46:01 am
** Please tell me it ain't banana flavored. **
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Post by: Lynne on June 27, 2006, 12:49:12 am
** Nope, but if bananas are on BAM, then so are pistachios! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:51:59 am
** Well that's alright then.. Nothing wrong with bananas, just gonna get sick of 'em before we get off this mountain, no doubt. **
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 01:07:39 am
** And drinks all round for a simply Faaaaaaabulous days performing!  Shots for all!**


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Lena.jpg)

  LET'S GET LEGLESS AND DANCE!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Pleae.jpg)

** Splendid work everyone **

       !
       !
       !

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=B56357BB589BDAAF
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Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 01:22:52 am
==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENE (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) IS:

SCENE # 18 - ENNIS' SPONGE BATH (NC17)


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET AS SOON AS THE SCENE PRIOR COMMENCES:

Warsh Rag
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack’s cigarette
Can opener
Can o’ BetterMost
Bar of soap
Pot of hot water

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 27, 2006, 01:55:24 am
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%

** Mr. Raymille?  Could you have your assistant make some hasty arrangements for a meeting between JACK'S PANTS and JACK'S ZIPPER?  JACK'S ZIPPER will have to make some most emphatic changes in his 'inner monologue' for the PANTS/ZIPPER scenes, primarily because..  JACK'S PANTS have a button-fly front!  Ennis, on the other hand...um...does have a zipper (according to the concensus on another thread in Bettermost!).  So...if JACK'S ZIPPER would like to take on the role of JACK'S BUTTON-FLY.....   he needs to start rehearsing with PANTS very closely.  As JACK'S PANTS and JACK'S BUTTON-FLY, straining together and silently, yet swiftly, unbuttoning and buttoning is just part of our job.  So save your 'zippery sounds' for the OTHER pair of pants, cowboy.  >:(   (  ;D )

JACK'S PANTS -

%%  Every 10 F'in minutes?  Now, that's what *I'm* talkin' about....     wait...   what AM I talkin' about?!  Ten SECONDS is more like it, what with all this .30-30 Tutorial goin' on...   and then they go an eat bananas like they was a coupla strippers named 'Ennistasia' and 'Jackie-Big-OH'...  they never went up there to hunt!  (No huntin' goin' on, but guns goin' off just the same....good thing I AM nice and absorbant.  ::) ) %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 02:21:32 am
%%Damnit, I need to peel it first%%

ROFL!!!
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 02:32:27 am
= I have consulted with the wardrobe department and they tell me that it's a new invention called 'ziputtons'.  It's an innovative approach created for the entertainment industry to contain Actor's gooblies, as too many significant others were noticing their thesbo partners getting all 'real life' during their love scenes, and it was costing the production companies a fortune in downtime as the arguments worked their way onto set.  In his greed wisdom, our Producer agreed to trial the ziputtons during this production %% for a rediculous fee %%. I am confident that you, as mature and flexible Actors will make wonderful strides in adapting to the wonderous 'ziputtons' and use your own judgement as to when and where erectile straining sounds will be appropriate.  =

I call upon our High Preistess to bless the 'Ziputton' and all that stands behind it!
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 27, 2006, 02:37:49 am
**Mr. Raymille?  MR. RAYMILLLLE!!  Where ARRRE you?  You know I need your help with the....  OH!  There you are!  Looks like I've interrupted your 'B.A.M. Production' business meeting....   I'll come back later.  Carry on. **

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/redwedding.jpg)

%% Whoo-eee look at the 'suits' all lined up there, lookin' fine.  There's Mr. Producer, lookin' good...  well, heck, ALL of 'em dressed so purty and coordinated, just for a B.A.M. meeting--  high class, I'll tell ya what.  But, Celeste was right, though, Mr. Raymille should NOT wear that black tie with his snazzy red shirt.%%
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Post by: Kelda on June 27, 2006, 04:15:10 am
**Meanwhile, back in her uncle's Riverton bar, where she is collecting glasses (rather than pulling pints as she is too young!):

~~ Cassie:

*sings*

The hills are alive with the sound of music
The songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music

My heart wants to sing every song it hears
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
That rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like the chimes
That flies from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips
And falls over stone on its way
To sing through the night
Like a lark who is learning to pray
I'll go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more

*stops singing* ~~

%%Hmm, I have a strange urge for bananas. wonder why that is?%%

~~Uncle, Uncle?? Do we have some banana pie on the munu today?~~

~~Uncle:

Naw, but we do have some apple pie, you want that?? Yer Aunt picked them off our tree yesterday. That tree had apples on them the size o' balls.~~

~~Cassie:

Oh, no, I'll pass. But thank you.  For some reason apple pie makes me cry. ~~

((Uncle looks at her as if she is mad))


~~ It's a thing. OKAY! Harrummpph ~~

((Goes off collecting glasses noisly.))

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Post by: twistedude on June 27, 2006, 04:25:28 am
I can see this string of saliva is gonna be all dired up by the time it comes on the scene...
It's 1 A.M. and I have to go take a shower, so when my shrink tomnorrow says" I TOLD you to get some mood-stableizing pills or you'd get fired", I will at least smell good.
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 04:31:33 am
THE ASSISTANT:

** We've had an effen' week to say some little word about this, but I only just realized, we need a HARMONICA.  Anybody up for it?  Free ride and get blown by Jack two, three times a day.  You'll need to be a little bent to make it work, but no need to be broken in two. **
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Post by: twistedude on June 27, 2006, 04:36:49 am
"get blown by Jack two or three times a day.."--but...I've never MET Jack...I'm actually quite shy.

Besides, I thought you didn't get to go to heaven till you died...
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 05:09:54 am
((As nighttime falls and Ennis and Jack are digesting bananas in their respective tents, the Broken Arsed Symphonic Orchestra remembers that 2006 is an important Mozart anniverary year (his 250. birthday!) and, in honour of this, gathers for a nocturnal rehearsal.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Kammerorchester2.jpg)

((Soon, the sweet sounds of the famous Serenade fill the air...))  :)
(audio attachment)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 07:53:17 am
((Owl Olivia has just hunted herself a nice mouse and hears the music on her way back to the campsite. Although she was wildly determined to hate the orchestra, she can't help but fall in love with the music and, storing her supper at a save place for later, begins to sing along merrily! Thousands of miles away, in Vienna, poor Mozart is rolling around in his grave in pain...))

Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!  :D
And I am happy, I need not eat ba-naa-a-nas! 
Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
Mice are nice and so is life when they’re asleep, o-ur stars!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufHolzpflock.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 08:10:16 am

((Young Olli Owl is dumbstruck and thinks his mother has completely gone nuts, by which he is totally right, of course...))

Mother, please!! What will the neighbours say??
You better come home now! I'm hungry as hell,
and I'm not eatin nothin, unless you're servin it!!
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JungeEulebeiNacht.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 08:17:49 am

((Owl Olivia, still enchanted, is quite reluctant to leave but tears herself away, eventually, in the early morning. Extremely pleased with herself, she grabs her prey and flies home, cheering happily to the orchestra which she now considers to be the most beautiful thing on the mountain!))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitMaus.jpg)

((Meanwhile, the musicians wonder where all that unfamiliar noise comes from, discover Olivia in the trees and smile back at her. The beginning of a wonderful friendship...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Kammerorchester1.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on June 27, 2006, 08:25:47 am
THE ASSISTANT:

** We've had an effen' week to say some little word about this, but I only just realized, we need a HARMONICA.  Anybody up for it?  Free ride and get blown by Jack two, three times a day.  You'll need to be a little bent to make it work, but no need to be broken in two. **

s'got to be our girl Jenny has it not.. since she can blow a mighty little cat stevens song on hers..
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 09:07:05 am
MORNING HAS BROKEN (Cat Stevens)

Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the world

Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass

Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mountainsunrise.jpg)





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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 09:07:51 am
** FSD hangs sacred mandala to focus new energy on today's production of B.A.M.  The cast and crew are reaching new heights of creativity and inventiveness, and this will direct the energy positively.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mandala.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 09:37:53 am
MORNING HAS BROKEN (Cat Stevens)

Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the world

Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass

Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day

((More Music! Owl Olivia can't believe her luck, but is prevented from starting to sing again by her offspring...))
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 09:38:53 am
  :)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 10:19:31 am
%%  Deep appreciation from FSD to Owl Olivia for her extensive music library.   %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 11:08:57 am
THE WIND:

((Steps around, continuing to smarten up her house after 6 months of neglect - thanks to you people.  Her dull and onerous task is made lighter however, because as she lifts and totes, she finds herself humming a light and breezy air she cannot get out of her mind, ever' once in a while breaking into audible trilling of "ou-ou-ou-our stars.""  Inexplicably, the words have a mild, yet heady German flavor to them.))

** Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
And I am happy, I need not eat ba-naa-a-nas! 
Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
Mice are nice and so is life when they?re asleep, o-ur stars! **


%% Next time I take a break, I'm adding Eine Kleine BananenMusik to my BBM playlist. %%
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Post by: Becky on June 27, 2006, 11:40:35 am
Sorry am I interupting? *Pee's everywhere* Woaw that is one giant Banana you have their, may I ask: Are you too vegan, by any chance? Oh you are the saviours of my sheep kind I will thank you dearly by leaving a present in your tent over there.

%How am I doing? The peeing on demand is going better than I thought! Ahhh it makes me warm in my nether regions to know that my peeing is classed in the same rank as Nicole Kidman. What do you think? New Oscar catagory next year: And the best peeing performance goes to....The Peeing sheep from Broken arsed mountain!
Tar-tar(or should that be baa-baa) I am off the go and practice my winning face and draft my special Oscar speach. I am thinking of starting: "Hello! Thank you Homophobes, Bananas and Charleston dancing Elks..." and then work off the audiences reaction! ;D%

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Post by: Lumičre on June 27, 2006, 11:51:58 am
= Peeing Sheep, as your Trainer, I must say that I am inpressed with your unending ability to pee on cue.  You are indeed the talk of the flock and word about your bladder has started to spread ...Matter of fact, Ms Spanky's excellent Security team arrested a man this morning who was trying to sneak into the flock to get yer autograph .... =


(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39151000/jpg/_39151793_streaker270.jpg)


= I hope all this fame doesn't go to yer bladder head ... We got our eyes on ya!!   ;)
Keep doing those bladder-loosening exercises we talked about the other day ... they are working like a charm! =


= Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!  Don't you dare pee in my trailer!!  >:(  JEEEZ!!!  =

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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:18:47 pm
((Owl Olivia has just hunted herself a nice mouse and hears the music on her way back to the campsite. Although she was wildly determined to hate the orchestra, she can't help but fall in love with the music and, storing her supper at a save place for later, begins to sing along merrily! Thousands of miles away, in Vienna, poor Mozart is rolling around in his grave in pain...))

Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!  :D
And I am happy, I need not eat ba-naa-a-nas! 
Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
Mice are nice and so is life when they’re asleep, o-ur stars!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufHolzpflock.jpg)


** What a beautiful voice you have... We should get together and write something... **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 12:19:54 pm
**  There continues to be some concern about the health and well-being of Director Raymille.  His Assistant assures us he's been under doctor's care, and she is doing her best to make sure the Producer doesn't aggravate his already delicate condition.  However, given the below photo taken just this morning of Mr. Raymille, questions as to his state of health continue. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuitbad.jpg)

**  You'll notice again the unfortunate pairing of red and black, the addition of white shoes ( :o), the odd cut of the jacket, and perhaps worst of all, the hideous curtain in front of which he stands.  Director Raymille hasn't been seen in such an unflattering photo since "The Incident" in 1987, which no one talks about, and for good reason.  Please continue to send him healing good wishes.  And make sure the Producer stays away from the set!  **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 27, 2006, 12:20:29 pm
%% Who knew that owls had such lovely voices? %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 27, 2006, 12:45:18 pm
%% Who knew that owls had such lovely voices? %%

%%personally I think Owlivia needs to get her feathered butt back over to the Harry Potter set before she misses her CUE!  Bird brain whomever said owls were smart was fooled by those friggin glasses  ::)  I'm getting tired of washing the Owl poop off my tent....the things we stars endure for our art.....%%

(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/reviews/971/_11221916921.jpg)

disgusting creatures...that ain't hay piled up there on the floor...they're as bad as bats
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Post by: Lumičre on June 27, 2006, 12:50:34 pm
%% Who knew that owls had such lovely voices? %%


%%
I wonder if Owl Olivia has an agent or something?  I could hire her to entertain my sheep when they are restless at night and can't sleep ... well, that'll beat counting each other that's for sure...
Hmm.. gotta work on that idea ...

Especially for Vickee here ... who sleeps all day and can't get her sorry-behind to sleep at night ...

(http://www.farmwest.com/images/photogallery/pictures/counting%20sheep.JPG)


%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 27, 2006, 01:00:37 pm

%%
Especially for Vickee here ... who sleeps all day and can't get her sorry-behind to sleep at night ...

(http://www.farmwest.com/images/photogallery/pictures/counting%20sheep.JPG)

%%

**ROFLOL, Thanks Lucise I only wish I could sleep all day LOL  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 02:16:28 pm
(SCENE: MORNING)

YOUNG JACK:

((looks at the food with a puzzled expression then pulls out a can or two of beans, a distasteful look on his face))

%% Beans.... and bananas? %%

(http://www.rikkyo.ne.jp/~z5000002/tanzania/NYAKYUSA/foods/banana-beans-9109-015b-WM.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 02:18:47 pm
**  Due to the visionary stylings of Director Raymille, and the entire cast and crew who are committed to a cruelty-free production of BBM, PETA has given its official seal-of-approval to B.A.M. in recogntion of the substitution of bananas for elk.

PETA will continue to watch and see what cruelty-free alternatives are used for the dead sheep and the Thanksgiving turkey.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/PETA.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 02:19:48 pm
(http://www.rikkyo.ne.jp/~z5000002/tanzania/NYAKYUSA/foods/banana-beans-9109-015b-WM.jpg)

%% A picture of beans AND bananas?  Now I really do believe the internet has everything. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 27, 2006, 02:24:04 pm
** Again, Celeste is absolutely right--  what is Mr. Raymille THINKING...  white shoes?  I'M thinking that maybe in a moment of newlywed playfulness Mr. Raymille and his recently acquired blushing beard bride switched shoes.  Obviously, the black shoes match his (unfortunate) black tie, and the white shoes on Mr. Raymille's feet were originally on wifey's, to complete her bridal wear ensemble.  Oh, those crazy, wacky, show-biz folks.  Let's hope the MRS. doesn't catch on to her hubby's 'casting couch antics'.   CONGRATULATIONS, MR. RAYMILLE!**

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/redwed.jpg)


** I MAY have been dreaming about this whole wedding thing....   sorry, Mr. Raymille!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 02:37:35 pm

**this is your CD just dropping by to say Howdy!  I will not be back on set for another 8 hours, however I can check in ever’ in once in awhaal, jus to make sure the performance does not leapfrog over any scenes. Y’all are doin’ a FINE job, jus remember to take it NICE 'N SLOW.… make it last…**


==We are comin’ up on a pivotal scene is our show==

SCENE # 18 - ENNIS' SPONGE BATH



==Props Magician, FSD, Ocherstra, are you ready to make your contributions??==



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 27, 2006, 02:47:44 pm
**  Director Raymille is married??  :o ??? >:( ??? ::) :o >:(  **

((Indapaddock drops jar of sour sheep's milk ...))


** Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't have accepted his invitation to his couch last night .. :-\

(http://www.lonestarsteve.com/photos/lying_on_sofa.jpg)

I won't go into the details of what happened...but ... **

%% Awww...I feel so used ...  :'(  :'(  :'( %%


** I MAY have been dreaming about this whole wedding thing....   sorry, Mr. Raymille!**

%% Shyte!  Now she admits it!!   >:( %%

**  Hehe ... I didn't mean any of that folks, I slept in my own bed last night, and .. errr ... The Boss never issued an invitation telling me the precise time and what not to wear when showing up at his trailer after dark last night ...
Matter of fact, I never even saw the Boss last night, so I have no way of knowing that he was wearing his tight red panties ..

(http://www.awarelondon.com/acatalog/ArmaniEagleSwimBriefsRed3_MAIN.jpg)

 :-\

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 03:11:48 pm
Young Ennis:


%% Why is he lookin at me?  Nothin' wrong with beans 'n banana.  Maybe I'm jes' over reactin'%%

Hey bud, if you ain' likin' that, mebbe we can shoot us some possum.


%%Oh good, now I'm soundin' like John Wayne%%


(( Ennis walks over to the tent and is clearly searching for something...))


%%Now where did I put that warshrag? I know I had it.%%


Terry, where you at?  You know I can't bathe none without ya.  You been ma soft cuddly rag for many baths now.



((Ennis looks back and sees Jack watching him))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 03:15:00 pm
**  FSD prepares set for Ennis's bath.  The notion of purification through bathing is ancient, and relates to the idea that water is a symbol of purity and holiness  We know that the connection between Ennis & Jack is a sacred union whose whole essence is the attempt to raise the mundane to the level of the sacred (we do know that, don't we?).   In the tradition of sacred ritual bathing as practiced throughout human history, Ennis's bath signals the preparation of his body and spirit for union beyond himself. **

**  Below is a photo of the bathing ritual of Hindus in the Ganges River in India.  **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathing.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 03:16:46 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((struggles with a can opener))

%% God, his hands must be a lot stronger than mine. Couldn't tell it from lookin' though. %%

((looks over at Ennis and grins))

Yeah, that catpiss smell gets to ya... I wouldn' mind bathin' myself...We could (**oops**)- I mean, I could after cookin' I guess. You want some a this hot water?

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Spillbeans.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 03:28:16 pm
**  FSD strategically places ritual bathing salts in water prior to Ennis's use to enhance chi.  FSD is concerned that chi is already more than enhanced, and additional enhancement could 'cause a chi overload of biblical proportions.  FSD is concerned that Jacks ziputton can't handle any more chi.  FSD adds salts anyway...  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathingsalkts.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 03:35:38 pm
**  FSD strategically places ritual bathing salts in water prior to Ennis's use to enhance chi.  FSD is concerned that chi is already more than enhanced, and additional enhancement could 'cause a chi overload of biblical proportions.  FSD is concerned that Jacks ziputton can't handle any more chi.  FSD adds salts anyway...  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathingsalkts.jpg)

** Salt, Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme..... We havin' Ennis Stew? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 03:56:45 pm
Young Ennis:


((Ennnis busies himself looking for Terry. Getting very frustrated, starts flipping things over.))


%% Wha? Did he jus' say we?  No, I mus' be imaginin' this here stuff, but I really need my bath.  The smell is really gettin' bad.  Want to try to get real clean. %%


Yeah bud, I'll take some a that hot water, there.   


((Ennis slowly starts to strip off his clothes.  He is acutely aware of all these eyes on him.
Jack, cigar butt and low startle horse and the eye of the potato Jack is peeling.))


%%Well, I can't wait forever for Terry, I need to bathe, don't like standing here buck naked with all these eyes on me.  He's looking down, but I know he can see me.  I can feel those blue eyes burning into ma skin.%%

((Ennis shakes off an uneasy feeling and continues ta  search for Terry, his beloved washrag))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 04:12:39 pm

==ok, take 10 ever' one!  The CD needs to consult with Director Raymille==

**If anyone knows the whereabouts of the following players who are due on the set

NOW!  would you please tell 'em to hustle their sorry asses to the set PRONTO!!**


Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec
Jack's Pants - Melinda
Jack's Cigarettes - Barb
Jack's Zipbutton - ??


CD JT
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 04:13:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Jesus, he's doin' that right in front a me?... Not that I mind, but still... %%

((clears his throat a little and concentrates on fixin' breakfast, peeling a potato very slowly, trying not to look up at the flawless skin he had so often dreamed about, lets his CIGARETTE dangle from his LIPS))

%% You know, I think I'd much rather have a banana right now. %%

((He grabs a banana and begins slowly removing its peel, but the soft texture of the banana skin and the white fruit beneath were not the most soothing things, given the circumstances.))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Washingballs.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 04:20:53 pm
==ok, take 10 ever' one!  The CD needs to consult with Director Raymille==

**If anyone knows the whereabouts of the following players who are due on the set

NOW!  would you please tell 'em to hustle their sorry asses to the set PRONTO!!**


Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec
Jack's Pants - Melinda
Jack's Cigarettes - Barb
Jack's Zipbutton - ??


CD JT


Don't forget about low startle horse and Cigar butt...
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 04:26:14 pm

Don't forget about low startle horse and Cigar butt...

==Why Heath!!  You know they were on the call sheet this mornin', you were the one who requested a closed set for this scene!  Whassamatter boy, not so shy 'n bashful anymore, hunh??==

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 04:49:21 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Washingballs.jpg)

((The Props Magician has no idea what might be going on in Jack's mind and pants at that special moment but imagines, would it be music, it would sound approximately like Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee."
She instructs the orchestra to play it while everybody is waiting for the warshrag...))
;D

(http://www.kammerorchester.de/images/orchester.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 04:50:58 pm
**  Listen up Suckers!  And listen carefully ...
I have the Warsh Rag in my possession, away from the Priestess' Relic Storage room,
locked in a plastic bag ...


(http://www.caring-products.com/images/towelset1.jpg)


As a matter of fact, as we speak, his going-rate on E-GAY is sky-rocketting ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/EGL_nu.jpg)

He was finally sick of the treatment he was getting from the cast and crew on this set - from wiping Birthday cake messes to cleaning off pee from leaking sheep, and wiping off bodily fluids from a certain actor and a certain Director who shall both remain nameless ...  He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... and its all your faults ...Hehehe!!   :P  :P

**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 04:54:04 pm
AN INTERPOLATION FROM A BIT-PLAYER:

Sashca1007 (Melinda) is unable at the moment to attend to her duties as Cigar Butt and that most holy relic, Jack's Pants. She has authorized me to fill in as understudy for the pants; I know I couldn't do as colorful an impression as she in this role, but I'll try my best, if it's okay with Mr. Raymille and all other participants. Let me know if you want me.

Scott (the once and future Bear)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 04:59:32 pm
AN INTERPOLATION FROM A BIT-PLAYER:

Sashca1007 (Melinda) is unable at the moment to attend to her duties as Cigar Butt and that most holy relic, Jack's Pants. She has authorized me to fill in as understudy for the pants; I know I couldn't do as colorful an impression as she in this role, but I'll try my best, if it's okay with Mr. Raymille and all other participants. Let me know if you want me.

Scott (the once and future Bear)

Funny away, Scott!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 27, 2006, 05:03:30 pm

**He was finally sick of the treatment he was getting from the cast and crew on this set - from wiping Birthday cake messes to cleaning off pee from leaking sheep, and wiping off bodily fluids from a certain actor and a certain Director who shall both remain nameless ...  He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... and its all your faults ...Hehehe!!   :P  :P
**



**
OMG!  Does anyone think that Terry Cloth was treated badly on the set???  Why...I never!!
I mean, we even got him a Golden Rack to lay his sorry-not-so-fluffy-behind on, didnt we??
And after all that laundering with lavender and the FSD's Bhudda Sacred Cloth thingie ...

"He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... "...WTF??  >:( ??? ???
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 05:03:40 pm
AN INTERPOLATION FROM A BIT-PLAYER:

Sashca1007 (Melinda) is unable at the moment to attend to her duties as Cigar Butt and that most holy relic, Jack's Pants. She has authorized me to fill in as understudy for the pants; I know I couldn't do as colorful an impression as she in this role, but I'll try my best, if it's okay with Mr. Raymille and all other participants. Let me know if you want me.

Scott (the once and future Bear)


Go for it Scott..I know Cigar butt needs to speak about my, uh, Ennis' body.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 05:04:54 pm
**
OMG!  Does anyone think that Terry Cloth was treated badly on the set???  Why...I never!!
I mean, we even got him a Golden Rack to lay his sorry-not-so-fluffy-behind on, didnt we??
And after all that laundering with lavender and the FSD's Bhudda Sacred Cloth thingie ...

"He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... "...WTF??  >:( ??? ???
**





Young Ennis:


TERRY!!!  You get your sorry gray fluffy butt back to my sorry white fluffy butt.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 05:06:05 pm
UNDERSTUDY FOR JACK'S PANTS:

%%Hoo-boy, it's gettin hot around here! My man's gettin sticky and sweaty with ol' Ennis over there cleaning hisself off. And the top part of me's gettin stretched real good again--damn, I'd like this zipper to be undone! I'm gettin a right good workout this summer on the mountain; never seen as much stretching as I've had up here.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 05:06:45 pm

** I want that warshrag!!!! 
And I bid two live elks!!!**
  :)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch1.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 05:14:54 pm

I want that warshrag!!!! 
And I bid two live elks!!!
  :)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch1.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch2.jpg)



**  You are starting to warm up! He-he ...
Remember that I said that the damp-wit WarshRag gave himself up to be auctioned...
So it's really up to him!!

Although his bids just keep getting higher and higher ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/EGL_nu_2-1.jpg)

 **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: southendmd on June 27, 2006, 05:43:11 pm
**I'm no elks-pert, but them elks looks like mooses**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 05:44:52 pm

** I want that warshrag!!!! 
And I bid two live elks!!!**
  :)

** And ain't it funny that the owner of the very nest in which this pathetic rag was living is bidding .... ya can't cover your tracks, Owl!  We'll come for you next! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 05:55:17 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tRack_trp.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 05:57:27 pm
Let me know if you want me.

You Bet!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 06:02:34 pm
**I'm no elks-pert, but them elks looks like mooses**

** Give that man a $100,000 tractor and sh*t! **  :)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 06:04:40 pm
EMERGENCY UNDERSTUDY FOR CIGAR BUTT:

%%Look at my man, all hangin' out in the open air, wiping hisself off with that ol' rag. My, I do wish he would ride me with all his clothes off like that sometime, and me with no saddle! I'm gettin frisky just thinking of it!

And look at ol' blue boy over there, peeling his banana, staring at it somethin terrible! I jest know he wants to look at my fella, but won't. Lucky I'm a horse--I can look at anything I please, no man will think twice of it. I kinda think pretty blue eyes there might want to be peeling another sort of banana right now--heh heh!%%

((Snorts in excitement)).
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 27, 2006, 06:15:42 pm
EMERGENCY UNDERSTUDY FOR CIGAR BUTT:

%%Look at my man, all hangin' out in the open air, wiping hisself off with that ol' rag. [/color]

((Snorts in excitement)).


%% 
What is Ennis warshing with??  Warsh Rag is very much absent from the set!  ???
Jeez, this production gets more chaotic by the minute ...

Oh Crap!  Better run!  Owl Ollie and her dumb-owl husband Oscar are crapping up a storm, and all over my sheep's heads .. >:(
Arrrgghhhhh!  Aren't they supposed to be sleeping ??  Who craps when they are sleeping anyway?  Arrgghhh!!  >:(


%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 06:19:30 pm
Young Ennis:

((Ennis, now naked, starts the slow process of washing himself with a different rag))

%%Well, its no Terry, but it will have to do.  I can see him peeling that spud from over here, but he's not looking at me.  Mebbe I have these feelin's all wrong, mebbe he's jes' a friendly guy, mebbe I wan' him ta look a me.%%


(( Ennis turns to Cigar butt, who is snorting like crazy))


Whoa, boy, what got ya all excited?  You hungry?  Why ya lookin at me like that? I ain't no piece a hay
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 07:01:03 pm
((Props Magician hasn't given up yet!))

Warshrag-auction, next try:  ;D

One elkherd? Here we go:


(http://k43.pbase.com/v3/51/387851/2/48013025.elkherd.jpg)


I want that warshrag!!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 07:11:37 pm
((Props Magician hasn't given up yet!))

Warshrag-auction, next try:  ;D


%%

This Prop Magician person must think that I got shyte for brains ...

%%

** 
That is possibly the sorriest excuse for a herd I ever saw ... you better believe it!  ::)
And there are less than 48 hours before Terry Cloth goes to the highest bidder!
Ya better believe it!!  
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 07:21:25 pm
ANOTHER INTERPOLATION FROM INTERLOPING UNDERSTUDY:

Just letting all and sundry know that I will be off-set till tomorrow. Perhaps by that time, Melinda will be available once more to qive saucy voice to the Most Precious Pants and to faithful ol' Cigar Butt. Many appy polly loggies for my overhasty reflections on Ennis warshing with a phantom rag--just had to say something about my favorite nekkid cowboy! Thanks for letting me play!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 07:31:26 pm
%%

This Prop Magician person must think that I got shyte for brains ...

%%

** 
That is possibly the sorriest excuse for a herd I ever saw ... you better believe it!  ::)
And there are less than 48 hours before Terry Cloth goes to the highest bidder!
Ya better believe it!!  
**


((Props Magician is severely hurt!))

**Okay, e-gay-trader! I'm outta here. As far as I'm concerned, you can donate ol' Terry cloth to the old clothes collection! Who needs that smelly rag anyways??**
  >:(


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 27, 2006, 09:34:21 pm
~~Inspector Moose here, Scotland Yard...I understand there have been reports of a possible rag-napping and  rag slavery...Who can fill me in on the details?  Where's Lewis? I want Lewis!    LEW-is!  The others didn't seem to want to discuss it. It's a very funny thing, but as soon as someone doesn't want to discuss something, I do. ~~

(http://www.muleymadness.com/deerinfo/images/moose.jpg)

**assuming of course that this all still just in good fun and part of the proceedings...remember the secret of a happy life is to know when to stop - and then go that bit further.**

%%apologies to Inspector Morse and the BBC for the paraphrasing%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:27:41 pm


(( An exhausted but jubilant TERRY CLOTH slowly makes his way up the road and back onset.  He is triumphant, having won his freedom from the UNSCRUPULOUS EBAY TRADERS, but understandably tired.  GENTLE BREEZE welcomes him back with the sweet smells of jasmine and lavender, and FSD wafts other life-affirming scents and chants over him.  TERRY CLOTH is glad to be back on the B.A.M. set, safe and sound, where he is loved. ))

TERRY CLOTH: 

Good to see you, Friends!  I am a thankful textile because I stand among you again tonight.  I have learned that it is a scary world out there, and one should remain among friends.  I'm not heading off this set again for another four effen' years.  Now, I need to rest up so that I can testify at e-bay-trader's upcoming trial.  Can I sleep before my set appearance, please?!

** And if I am needed before I wake, can someone just paste my initial soliloquy from the Dream Sequence?  I'm soooooo tired.......  **

(( TERRY CLOTH wipes sweaty brow with his own corner and falls asleep. ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 27, 2006, 10:32:46 pm
SHEEPHERDER #1: Bueno noche, warshrag. Sombre bueno.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:36:21 pm
SHEEPHERDER #1: Bueno noche, warshrag. Sombre bueno.


TERRY CLOTH: 

Does that mean you can wipe up any new sheep pee while I get some rest?  I hope so... being kidnapped can wear a cloth out.  Gracias, Amigo.   :)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 10:41:02 pm
Young Ennis:

((Ennis, now naked, starts the slow process of washing himself with a different rag))

%%Well, its no Terry, but it will have to do.  I can see him peeling that spud from over here, but he's not looking at me.  Mebbe I have these feelin's all wrong, mebbe he's jes' a friendly guy, mebbe I wan' him ta look a me.%%


(( Ennis turns to Cigar butt, who is snorting like crazy))


Whoa, boy, what got ya all excited?  You hungry?  Why ya lookin at me like that? I ain't no piece a hay

__________________________________________________________________________-



Young Ennis:

(( Looks over to the back of the tent and see Terry, his favorite warshrag))

%% Well, hell too late now, I'm half warshed up already, where da hell did that come from?  I thought I looked all over...%%
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Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 10:48:31 pm
%%
Haha..Inspector Moose indeed...
%%

** Seriously folks, you might have an item I am looking for ....


(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/tbetemp/EGL_nu_2-2.jpg)


**  Warsh Rag, if you are listening ...  There is alot of cash in this for you... This is an opportunity of a lifetime !!!  :(  **



%%
Not to self, try not to deal in warsh rags in the future ... many heavier items like Jeans ..
Come to think of it ....
%%
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Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:52:55 pm
__________________________________________________________________________-



Young Ennis:

(( Looks over to the back of the tent and see Terry, his favorite warshrag))

%% Well, hell too late now, I'm half warshed up already, where da hell did that come from?  I thought I looked all over...%%



TERRY CLOTH:  (voicing the wish that is on the mind of devoted Ennis fans everywhere):  Ennis, wait!  Please warsh up with me too!!

**  And everyone else, please pray that I do not have to enter the Federal Warshcloth Protection Program... I don't want to be away from y'all again.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 10:58:13 pm
** SECURITY ANNOUNCMENT **

  ** I have just been alerted by Production Security and Set Police to the shocking news that our valued Cast mate was momentarily kidnapped and held for ransom.  Overjoyed that Terry fought bravely for his own release, it concerns me that the unscrupulous kidnapper/s are still at large.  Initial DNA testing of the area where Terry was nabbed has provided 56765852845 suspects including one bear.  Please note, until this E-gay Trader is caught and punished, no expense has been spared in doubling the security of our Cast & Crew, and the extra dinner fork placed in everyone's trailer may be kept as a souvenir after all this nonsense is over.  I ask that if anyone can provide information on the identity of the kidnapper/s, that they contact Inspector Moose immediately, and any information given that leads to the capture of perpetrators will afford the giver a reward of FOUR pre loved Casting Couches from my personal collection.  I ask that future threats such as this might be dealt with calmer heads in my absence.  Remember, An E-gay seller cannot sell if he/she/it has no buyers! We are nearing disclosure of the offender with the recent discovery of the below note in a bin three blocks away from a fabulous little restaurant where I like to take out of town guests in my free time. **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Exhibit1a.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 10:58:53 pm
Young Ennis:


(( Looks over at the warshrag and feels just awful, scoots over and picks it up))

%% Come her' littlle darlin', I saved the important parts fer you%%
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 11:04:17 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/AllAboutthePie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on June 27, 2006, 11:04:18 pm

**  And everyone else, please pray that I do not have to enter the Federal Warshcloth Protection Program... I don't want to be away from y'all again.  **

%%
What is all this talk about WarshCloth Protecting ...wtf..?  ???
%%

** Mr Terry Cloth, are you ok?  Glad to see you back here!   :-\  **



** Good work Director!!  I'd do anything to get one of your pre-loved couches...specially the one we ..ummm... occupied together last night ..   :-X

Bravo Boss...Bravo   !!!!  (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)**
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Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:09:31 pm
Young Ennis:


(( Looks over at the warshrag and feels just awful, scoots over and picks it up))

%% Come her' littlle darlin', I saved the important parts fer you%%

(( So excited to be reunited with YOUNG ENNIS, our exhausted but goobly-eyed TERRY CLOTH takes the steps two and two, stammering... ))

TERRY CLOTH: son of a cloth, son of a cloth...

(( Then, and as easily as the right water turns soap into suds, .... ))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 11:20:03 pm
**  FSD places Quan Yin (Lady Buddha) on set near Warshrag.  Quan Yin is believed to help with healing.  When placed within a room she is said to cleanse the environment of negative influences (such as disruptive issues, kidnapping attempts and arguments). Quan yin is the eternal protector of all woman and children  goobly bits and, most importantly, Warshrags, especially ones responsible for gently warshing beloved goobly bits. She also represents universal compassion, and love. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Goddess.jpg)

%%  Warshrag, firmly ensconsed in young Ennis's goobly bits (wherever the hell that phrase came from anyway!), should be feeling fine and fully fluffed in no time at all.  %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 11:22:44 pm
**  FSD whispers to Warshrag that a ritual bathing kit is available for use if necessary.  It will be hidden in the folds of the tent if required.  FSD is not sure what candle is for, but suggests Warshrag and Ennis improvise with kit contents.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathritualkit.gif)
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Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:29:41 pm
**  FSD places Quan Yin (Lady Buddha) on set near Warshrag.  Quan Yin is believed to help with healing.  When placed within a room she is said to cleanse the environment of negative influences (such as disruptive issues, illness and arguments).  **

TERRY CLOTH:

** Can Quan Yin cleanse my environment of disruptive and argumentative kidnappers?  Would be a nice change for me, I tell ya.   **

((Recovering from his misadventure, the still-ragged TERRY CLOTH begins to recover his moxie.))

** Thanks, FSD.  You can cleanse me anytime!  **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 11:37:09 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

** Can Quan Yin cleanse my environment of disruptive and argumentative kidnappers?  Would be a nice change for me, I tell ya.   **

((Recovering from his misadventure, the still-ragged TERRY CLOTH begins to recover his moxie.))

** Thanks, FSD.  You can cleanse me anytime!  **


** Original FSD post has been modified to more correctly and accurately reflect that Quan Yin CAN cleanse your environment of those pesky kidnappers.  **

**  While you're at it, Terry, you might want to try some special Feng Shui soaps.  It'll make everyone feel better.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/soaps.jpg)

Each element has particular qualities it is supposed to enhance:

Earth:   truth, stability, patience, compassion, honesty and faith
Water:  communication, wisdom, reflection and ambition
Wood:   creativity, fertility, generosity, growth, career and family
Fire:       courtesy, courage, joy, love, spirit, life and passion
Metal:    morality, justice, rhythm, ethics, order and education **


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:45:20 pm
**  FSD whispers to Warshrag that a ritual bathing kit is available for use if necessary.  It will be hidden in the folds of the tent if required.  FSD is not sure what candle is for, but suggests Warshrag and Ennis improvise with kit contents.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathritualkit.gif)


TERRY CLOTH, (( ensconsed and swirling, all a-goobly  )) : 

** I'm not sure YOUNG ENNIS will go for the candle.  Maybe I'd better hang onto it for OLDER ENNIS, maybe he'll be more relaxed ... we'll see!  Don't want YOUNG ENNIS to tell me to git the f* off of him... that would SO not be the point of this humble exercise!   ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:50:11 pm
** Original FSD post has been modified to more correctly and accurately reflect that Quan Yin CAN cleanse your environment of those pesky kidnappers.  **

**  While you're at it, Terry, you might want to try some special Feng Shui soaps.  It'll make everyone feel better.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/soaps.jpg)

TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-HE-NEVER-GOT-SNATCHED-FROM-HIS-NAP-IN-THE-OWL'S-NEST CLOTH:

**  Do I get to chose on whom I rub which soap?  Could be a sweet life!  Thanks, FSD!!   ;)  **
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Post by: Daniel on June 28, 2006, 12:47:08 am
** AN ANNOUNCEMENT: COURTNEY WILL BE ACTING AS YOUNG JACK FROM 8:00 PM WEDNESDAY 6/28 UNTIL NOON SATURDAY 7/1
AS SADDENED AS I AM BY THIS DEVELOPMENT, I KNOW I LEAVE THIS CHARACTER IN GOOD HANDS.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 28, 2006, 12:59:27 am
YOUNG JACK:

(( Tries desperately to keep from looking at Ennis as he finishes his cigarette, places his perfectly peeled bananas in a nearby dish, and leans back into the log near the campfire.))

Hey Ennis....? I don't mean nothin' by this. I really don't. But why were you talking to yer warshrag? You had that'un with you fer a while or somethin'?
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 02:38:23 am
** AN ANNOUNCEMENT: COURTNEY WILL BE ACTING AS YOUNG JACK FROM 8:00 PM WEDNESDAY 6/28 UNTIL NOON SATURDAY 7/1 **


** That Courtney is: **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 28, 2006, 03:31:05 am
Attention! REWARD     


~~May I have your Attention Please..... Once again for those who have yet been interrogated I mean question by me, I am Inspector Moose of Scotland Yard. 

(http://www.muleymadness.com/deerinfo/images/moose.jpg)

I am sure we are all relieved to know that our dear friend; The Warsh Rag, has escaped the clutches of that fiend "E-Bay-Trader" =boo, boo, hiss, hiss= but there has still been a crime committed.  So I am authorized to offer a reward of a 1 year supply of :

TisWiz Lamb Feed..that magically enhanced lamb feed developed by the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

(http://www.tizwhizfeeds.com/images/pics/lamb.jpg)

To anyone who offers us information that leads to the apprehension of the degenerate criminal known as "E-Bay-Trader" =boo, boo, hiss, hiss=  This Of course is in addtion to the lovely set of 4 ( count em four) previously loved couches that MR Raymille has so unselfishly offer as well

This VERY Generous offer has been made possible by the gracious assistance of Owllivia who is an indispensable part of the Harry Potter cast and crew.~~

**Coded messages, kidnapping - (hic) right up my street. It's not a bad way to start the day. I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination. That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!...well not usually but there's always time for one more Pint**

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/Moose-Sunset.jpg)

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Post by: e-bay-trader on June 28, 2006, 03:32:13 am
** SECURITY ANNOUNCMENT **


%%
Glad to see that Mr Director here has a sense of humour
..hehe..
%%


** Mr Raymille,  you will find that there has been no "Kidnap" ...
Infact, your 'trusted' Warsh Rag sent me this letter only few days ago ...


(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/tbetemp/TCLtt.jpg)

So you can call off your  Inspector MooseHead ...
Better still talk to Mr-Thinks-He-Is-Smart-WarshRag ... (Who was willing to dish out secrets from your BAM Production that I am not willing to repeat ...For now... :-X

**
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Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 04:20:33 am
((In the evening young Olli Owl wakes up and is devastated))

**Mummy, Mummy! My blanket's gone! Ya know, the fluffy one with that adorably bad smell you got me from the High Priestess' relics room! I just woke up and it was gone! I want it back! Mummy please! Hooo, hooo!**  :'(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JungeEule.jpg)

** Shhhh...! Don't worry, lil' Darlin. Your blanket is back on set and, at the moment, they are going after the evil person that stole it. I don't think we can get it back up here, but I promise you: your Mummy will soon be making enough money to buy you tons of new fluffy blankets! You know, I'm becoming famous! Over on the Potter set I already beat old Hedwig in popularity. And here... well, it can only be a question of time until they realize who deserves an award for Best Supporting Actor here. Peeing sheep? Sleepy bears? Horny pants'n zippers? Pah! ** >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/StrengeEule.jpg)

** Anyways, Darlin,' I'm off for a while. Must give an interview, ya know!**
  ;)

((Owl Olivia casts a scrutinizing eye over the set where everybody seems to settle down for the night. Satisfied with herself and the world, she drops a little owl crap over one of the actors' trailers))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Jagdflug1.jpg)


 
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Post by: Ray on June 28, 2006, 05:28:31 am

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf-10.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: FuzzyChanny on June 28, 2006, 10:11:08 am
*Elk decides she doesn't know what she is supposed to be doing so does Charleston across the set just to confuse everyone. She is also pleased with the decision to use Bananas instead of being shot! ;D*

*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*

**Yeah you would pick me, damn sheep**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 28, 2006, 10:19:34 am
**Partner, as senior sheepherder here I would advise you, if you're thinkin of putting that sheep-peed, warshrag dusted gaucho boot up fr auction on E-Bay, think again! (and give me right of first refusal!)**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 10:40:51 am
**  Director Raymille seems to be feeling a bit better.  Turns out he's been going through a bit of an existential crisis the last few days as new information about his family has come to light.  An old family friend revealed a heretofore hidden photo of his mother and "Aunt", throwing Mr. Raymille into a bit of a tizzy.  He just discovered that his "Aunt Zelda" was not really his Aunt, and the Daddy he thought abandoned him was just a turkey baster. **

** Which is Director Raymille's biological/birth mother? 
The strong resemblance speaks for itself!! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/drag1.jpg)

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 11:35:40 am
(( So excited to be reunited with YOUNG ENNIS, our exhausted but goobly-eyed TERRY CLOTH takes the steps two and two, stammering... ))

TERRY CLOTH: son of a cloth, son of a cloth...

(( Then, and as easily as the right water turns soap into suds, .... ))

%% I love these beautiful lines. 
They are a witty and tender reference to the movie,
Brokeback Mountain,
which this long and winding thread,
if increasingly distant memory serves,
is a loving parody of. %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 12:10:10 pm
** FSD strategically places the mandala at the apex of the tent poles, watching light radiate out onto the entire set, creating an atmosphere of harmony, cooperation and trust.  Entire cast and crew can move confidently forward today knowing that the production is proceeding in the spirit of fun and good will in which it was intended.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mandala2.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on June 28, 2006, 12:36:11 pm
==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENE (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) IS:

SCENE # 19 - THE BELT BUCKLE FLICK  /  ENNIS FINALLY SMILES AT JACK!   YEEHAW!


SCENE WILL COMMENCE WHENEVER THE PRESENT SCENE CONCLUDES.

THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:


Can o’ BetterMost
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Young Whiskey Bottle
Jack’s cigarette
[/size]


THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS MAY WISH TO IMPROVISE IF THE SPIRIT MOVES THEM:

Warsh Rag (our break-out star of the moment)
Props Magician (as always)
FSD (as always)
Sun (as always)
Olivia Owl
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika The Musical Dumass Mule
Dumass Mule #27
Peeing Sheep
The Fly
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


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Post by: alec716 on June 28, 2006, 01:27:37 pm

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/tbetemp/TCLtt.jpg)

So you can call off your  Inspector MooseHead ...
Better still talk to Mr-Thinks-He-Is-Smart-WarshRag ... (Who was willing to dish out secrets from your BAM Production that I am not willing to repeat ...For now... :-X

**


TERRY CLOTH: 

** Great, that UNSCRUPULOUS E-BAY-TRADER has now added obvious forgery to his/her/their list of crimes.  Anyone who knows me knows that I loved that lime-green casting couch and cried to see it go.  Since EBT has now tried to impersonate me, EBT shall henceforth be known as a Rag Queen.  **

**  All this fuss because I go try to take a nap with that cute, fuzzy Director... um, I mean Baby Owl ... and lose control of my destiny for a while there.  The great sadness of the northern plains had rolled down upon me, but FSD and the love of my fellow cast members have feng shui'd me right back on track.  ***

(( TERRY CLOTH blows sudsy air-kisses at all B.A.M. participants and accidently extinguishes flames on FSD's strategically-placed candles. ))

TERRY CLOTH:  Oooops, sorry.  Anyone got a match?
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 01:36:09 pm
**  Apparently Director Raymille is trying to keep a low profile in the midst of the media storm following recent revelations about his "Aunt Zelda" by wearing dark sunglasses at all times.  It has not been determined if he's also wearing a wig, or is just having a bad hair day.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/drag2.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 01:43:18 pm

(( TERRY CLOTH blows sudsy air-kisses at all B.A.M. participants and accidently extinguishes flames on FSD's strategically-placed candles. ))


** FSD assures Terry that Mr. Raymille has made provisions for a "Keeper of the Flame", a full-time crew member dedicated exclusively to candles and incense.  No worries about any flames being extinguished for long.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/candles.jpg)

** It is this wise sage in fact who instructed young Jack on the fine art of inserting his boot fully in the fire without harming himself or his boots.  **
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 01:52:25 pm
%% If I didn't hate the term "fag hag" so much, I'd point out that I am, myself, becoming quite a Rag Hag. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumičre on June 28, 2006, 01:53:23 pm
(( Meanwhile ...
Back at the sheep playground, Indapaddock catches up on the latest news from his "Brown Sheep Journal" ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bShNws.jpg)

))

%%
Jeez...so a little sad wet ol' rag got into abit of a mess...BooHoo!  ::)
This paper is really going down hill these days ... I miss the good all days when we got a brand new Sheep recipe ...Sheep's milk recipe every day...
%%

((Looks over and sees ....

(http://www.fjrowners.ws/forum/messages/2653/4914.jpg)

))

= Oi! What are you lot looking at down there??  I hope it's not that blasted rag again ...
If anyone has swallowed the Rag, spit it out at once!
Last thing I need is some Moose trampling over my trailer asking questions... >:(

I said git away from the rag now!!  How did he get away from Owllie's nest in the first place??  Argghhhh...  =
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Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 02:37:10 pm
((Owl Olivia returnes to the BAM set in a very good mood. She has just been interviewed for the magazine "Owls Monthly," where people treated her like a true movie star, which, of course, she is! Brimming with pride and new energy, she is humming an old song!))

** Movie star, movie star, I think I am a movie star!!!**   :D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/MovieStarKopie.jpg)

%% That lil' trip was friggin amazing! How all these fans wanted pictures and autographs! And how grateful they were!!! %%  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulewirdbewundertKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenbildKopie.jpg)

%% Gawd, the others will turn the colour of owl poop with envy
when they see my new business card!! %%
  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen-GraphikKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 28, 2006, 02:47:07 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen-GraphikKopie.jpg)

%%
Gotta grab me one of them Ollie bizness cards! 
Lord knows when I may need to order an emergency poop-on-a-head job!
%%


** Bravo on becoming a STAR Olivia!!  What does Oscar think about all this??   :D **


%%
Crap!  Now I won't get a wink from the unwanted singing all night...
I wish the Harry Porter people can hire the lil rodent-hunter full time and git her away from here... :-\
Uggghhh!!
%%

** Bravo!  Bravo!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 03:11:56 pm
((Back up in the Owls' Appartment (Olivia refuses to call it a "nest")
Owl Oscar greets his girl cheerfully and, well, lustily...))  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OliviaundOscarKopie.jpg) 
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 28, 2006, 04:59:47 pm
%%I cannot believe all this turmoil, pooping owls (I swear that bird has it in for me) chanting fanatics burning incense and desperados kidnapping actors for AUCTION!  It's enough to give a girl a case of the vapors.....

(http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/michelle-williams/michelle-williams03.jpg)

Uhmm so everyone meet Rusty....my new bodyguard...

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJpic05.jpg)

he will be guarding my precious alabaster body, constantly,  day and night until that villian E-Bay Trader is brought to justice%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 28, 2006, 05:05:00 pm
Uhmm so everyone meet Rusty....my new bodyguard...

he will be guarding my precious alabaster body, constantly,  day and night until that villian E-Bay Trader is brought to justice%%


TERRY CLOTH:  ** But who is guarding Rusty?  Can I volunteer?!   ;)  **
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Post by: Lumičre on June 28, 2006, 05:06:17 pm

%%
 :o  :o

One word: SHAZAM!!!
Forget guarding silly Alma!  Who is guarding THIS body ??
   :o

%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJpic05.jpg)

he will be guarding my precious alabaster body, constantly,  day and night until that villian E-Bay Trader is brought to justice%%

I better go for a swim or something ...


%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 28, 2006, 05:09:36 pm
%%
 :o  :o

One word: SHAZAM!!!
Forget guarding silly Alma!  Who is guarding THIS body ??
   :o

I better go for a swim or something ...


%%

%% hehehehe  ::) I know ain't he just the cutest thing and sooo nice too....another totally package like Mr Gyllenhaal according to all reports....Mr. Rusty Joiner..and ladies he's single, 30, and STRAIGHT as the day is long%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 28, 2006, 07:01:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

(( Tries desperately to keep from looking at Ennis as he finishes his cigarette, places his perfectly peeled bananas in a nearby dish, and leans back into the log near the campfire.))

Hey Ennis....? I don't mean nothin' by this. I really don't. But why were you talking to yer warshrag? You had that'un with you fer a while or somethin'?

Young Ennis:

((Washing himself now, with his Terry, turns to see Jack, straining not to look at him.  A tiny volcano erupts in his bellly, finding this a little exciting.))

Wha'cha talkin' 'bout bud? Uh, I didn' say nuthin'.  Mebbe you hear a ky-ote or sumpin'.

%% A ky-ote?  Jes' shoot me know, cause I ain't sayin' nuthin' right with this here boy. Can't tell him 'bout my Terry.  Too personal.
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Post by: alec716 on June 28, 2006, 07:41:06 pm
Young Ennis:

%% A ky-ote?  Jes' shoot me know, cause I ain't sayin' nuthin' right with this here boy. Can't tell him 'bout my Terry.  Too personal.


TERRY CLOTH: 

**  That's right, Ennis, too personal.  Don't tell him what we share.  Wouldn't want to give this Jack guy any ideas about any loves that don't hardly never dare speak their names.   ;)  **

(( TERRY CLOTH blushes for having gone a little Wilde here. ))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 07:42:35 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH blushes for having gone a little Wilde here. ))

%% That WARSH RAG, goin' fer the Oscar. %%

;)
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Post by: Meryl on June 28, 2006, 11:06:14 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka1.jpg)

The High Priestess wishes to announce her return to the set of B.A.M. after a brief hiatus.  She is now available for counseling sessions, soul healings, career consultations, photo ops and tongue cleansings on a first-come, first-serve basis.*

**Note to Secky (short for Sexual Being Raymille--we go WAY back).  Sorry to have left the premises so suddenly, dear, but Hoss and I decided it was imperative to take a little unscheduled fishing trip to work out our relationship.   I'm happy to say that things are going swimmingly, and I'm back to resume my duties with, shall we say, a new sparkle!  Tee hee!**

%%Gawd, the boy is tireless!  If dear Heath has any of the same genes as Hoss, and I can't see how he couldn't, then it's a bloody miracle that Michelle Williams is ever able to stop smiling long enough to shoot a scene!!  :P   I'm off this minute to get a case of Madame Schwannstucker's Banana von Schwarzenegger Tonic to see me through the next few days...%%



*HP wishes to thank the fabulous Lypsinka for lending her image to these proceedings

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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 02:27:25 am
((The Props Magician has no idea what might be going on in Jack's mind and pants at that special moment but imagines, would it be music, it would sound approximately like Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee."
She instructs the orchestra to play it while everybody is waiting for the warshrag...))
;D


YOUNG JACK:

%% What's this buzzing in my head? Damn, I can't think of anything but what he's warshin' right now. Alright, focus on peelin' the spuds, don't cut off your finger. %%
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Post by: Ray on June 29, 2006, 05:00:53 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/AllAbouttheSpuds.jpg)
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 29, 2006, 06:41:20 am
YOUNG JACK:

%% What's this buzzing in my head? Damn, I can't think of anything but what he's warshin' right now. Alright, focus on peelin' the spuds, don't cut off your finger. %%

((Lucy the blue heeler appears, magically out of nowhere and looks around, trying to figure out what's going on. Hm, Jack's peeling potatoes, Ennis is warshing up. Lucy heads over to where Ennis is.))

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
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Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 07:07:56 am

((Hours of happy owl-lovemaking later...))
;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenflsternKopie.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 07:59:07 am
** FSD sprinkles Happiness all around set in preparation for today's events, should there be any. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Happiness.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 11:08:30 am
**  FSD is just returning from Guilin, China for a spiritual sabbatical and Feng Shui conference.  There seem to be no cowboys in Guilin.  So FSD has returned here.  Oddly, there seem to be no cowboys here either.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/GuiLin.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/guiline1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/guilinfog.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 29, 2006, 12:42:04 pm
((Looks Left))

((Looks Right))

%% HMMmm %%

= GIT YER LAZY ARSES ON THIS SET YOU ACTORS! =

%% Farkeen Actors!  %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 29, 2006, 01:19:40 pm
** Mr. Raymille, Sir, where are we in the production?  I'm your lovely assistant, and I don't know where we're headed next, I imagine some others are also unsure.  Help! **
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Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 01:30:34 pm
** Will someone please tell me what direction we are going in?  I am not going to tolerate standing around all day.  We have Jack's replacement on standby and I cannot keep washing forever, (no offense Terry).  Now until I am told what scene we are up to, I will be in my trailer, because now I have a headache.  This is no way to treat a STAR!!**
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Post by: Lumičre on June 29, 2006, 01:43:10 pm
** Will someone please tell me what direction we are going in?  I am not going to tolerate standing around all day.  We have Jack's replacement on standby and I cannot keep washing forever, (no offense Terry).  Now until I am told what scene we are up to, I will be in my trailer, because now I have a headache.  This is no way to treat a STAR!!**

(( Ennis storms off into his trailer ...slams the door.
And what does he do next?  Jumps into the shower ....

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT446/CB107627.jpg)

))

%%
I don't understand actors!  He complains about warshing over and over for hours ...
and then gets back to his trailer and jumps into the shower!?!   ???
The Boss is right ... Actors!!!  ::)
%%
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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 01:51:42 pm
((Looks Left))

((Looks Right))

%% HMMmm %%

= GIT YER LAZY ARSES ON THIS SET YOU ACTORS! =

%% Farkeen Actors!  %%

TERRY CLOTH:

** Sorry, Mr. Raymille, I was meeting with the Prosecutor about this weeks' unfortunate events and our Quest for Justice.  **

HEY ENNIS!!! DON'T GET OUT OF THE SHOWER YET... HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!

(( TERRY CLOTH smirks, knowing that, yet again, at least half the known world is jealous of his goobly proximity to ENNIS. ))

%% YEEHAW!! %%
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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 02:03:57 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka7.jpg)

((The High Priestess arrives on set, determined to take action))

**Where is that recalcitrant piece of linen?!**

((Directed to Heath's trailer, the HP enters without knocking and finds Mr. Terry Cloth and the star in close communion))

**Excuse me, Heath darling, but I must ask that you conclude your interview with Mr. Cloth immediately.  His presence is required in the Sacred Relic Room.  A delegation from the World Linen Conference is waiting to discuss his appearance as a Surprise Celebrity Guest at their convention in Zurich this weekend.  There is not a moment to lose!**

((Heath places the reluctant TC in the manicured hand of the HP, who places him securely in his plastic bag and whisks him away, not without an appreciative backward glance at the gleaming form of Mr. Ledger, who retires to complete his ablutions.))
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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 02:26:21 pm
((Before returning to base camp and the WLC delegation, the High Priestess has words with Miss Anke Spanky))

**I am looking to you to have more control over the Sacred Relics in future.  That E-Gay episode was just as I feared.  The next important Relic to appear is JACK'S FLATTENED HARMONICA.  See that you guard him well!!**

%% I'm surrounded by incompetents the efficiency-challenged...%%

 ::)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 03:18:33 pm
Young Ennis:

((Ennis wipes himself down and puts his clothes on, trying not too look at Jack, but cannot help himself))

Hey bud, ya gonna peel tha' potato all day or ya gonna cook somethin'? I'm real horn..uh hungry after that long bath.

%% Ok, I'm jes gonna go fer it...deep breath..%%

Mebbe after we eat, we can share us a whiskey 'fore I go to tha sheep
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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 03:55:27 pm

**Where is that recalcitrant piece of linen?!**

((Directed to Heath's trailer, the HP enters without knocking and finds Mr. Terry Cloth and the star in close communion))

**Excuse me, Heath darling, but I must ask that you conclude your interview with Mr. Cloth immediately.  His presence is required in the Sacred Relic Room.  A delegation from the World Linen Conference is waiting to discuss his appearance as a Surprise Celebrity Guest at their convention in Zurich this weekend.  There is not a moment to lose!**

((Heath places the reluctant TC in the manicured hand of the HP, who places him securely in his plastic bag and whisks him away, not without an appreciative backward glance at the gleaming form of Mr. Ledger, who retires to complete his ablutions.))


TERRY CLOTH: 

HEY WAIT, Lady, wait, get offa me ... we wasn't hardly... he ain't all abluted yet...

** Oh well, here I am, losin' control a my destiny again.  Not so sure I believe this Zurich story.  Am I gettin' re-sanctifated or relicized or sumpin'?  **

(( PLASTIC BAG muffles remaining muttering emanating from TERRY CLOTH.  SHEEP, CAST, and CREW applaud his silencing.   ;)  ))
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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 04:01:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Surprised, smiles at Ennis.))

Friend, whiskey sounds real good. We got plenty.

%% That's one of the two things I need right now... %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 04:08:01 pm
((Before returning to base camp and the WLC delegation, the High Priestess has words with Miss Anke Spanky))

**I am looking to you to have more control over the Sacred Relics in future.  That E-Gay episode was just as I feared.  The next important Relic to appear is JACK'S FLATTENED HARMONICA.  See that you guard him well!!**

%% I'm surrounded by incompetents the efficiency-challenged...%%
 ::)

%% So she wants more security, hunh? Silly old hag. Had she been on set rather than foolin around with young guys and undergo useless beauty-treatments, all this wouldn't have happened!! %%

** Oh dearest High Priestess! I've heard your plea and took action immediately! I've brought you a nice safe to store your sacred stuff in:

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor2.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor.jpg)

... and a handsome young guy to guard it additionally. Hope everything will go smooth from now on! **  ;D
 
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redneckkevin.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 04:20:16 pm
HEY WAIT, Lady, wait, get offa me ... we wasn't hardly... he ain't all abluted yet...

** Oh well, here I am, losin' control a my destiny again.  Not so sure I believe this Zurich story.  Am I gettin' re-sanctifated or relicized or sumpin'?  **

(( PLASTIC BAG muffles remaining muttering emanating from TERRY CLOTH.  ))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka8.jpg)

((Back at her chambers, the High Priestess tenderly frees TC from his plastic bag))

**Oh Terry, Terry, Terry.....

What shall I do with you--the most wayward, but perhaps the most beloved, of my Children...the only Children I can ever know in my position as *cough* Virgin High Priestess of the Brokeback Cult.  Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation?  You were so sweet, so confiding.  And now it seems your only desire is to go out into the World and be parted from me.....*sigh*

My dear, I beg you for this favor.  Go to Zurich!   You are such a shining example of what heights a mere warshcloth can rise to.  You have talents the World must see!  Plus, they're offering a huge fee, and I promise, promise, promise that I'll use only a teensy weensy part of it to pay Madame Schwannstucker.

Here, I'll put you to soak in a lovely bath of lavender tinged with sage, and then I'll dry you with my personal hairblower.  It will be like old times..... :-*  :-* **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 04:27:40 pm
Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation?  You were so sweet, so confiding. 

** Tell ya what, High Priestess? Before he cooled your fevered brow, he cooled
my feathered brow! And how!
Just thought, I should let ya know...**
  >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulegucktmisstrauisch-1.jpg) 
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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 04:36:02 pm
** Oh dearest High Priestess! I've heard your plea and took action immediately! I've brought you a nice safe to store your sacred stuff in:

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor2.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor.jpg)

... and a handsome young guy to guard it additionally. Hope everything will go smooth from now on! **  ;D
 
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redneckkevin.jpg)

**That's more like it!  It's about time you took real measures to protect my Sacred Relics.  But, my dear girl, please do make an appointment for that young man with Madame Schwannstucker for a makeover.   Perhaps the dermatologist, too, while you're at it.  And have him fit for a proper security guard uniform.  And then send him to me for...instruction.**

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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 04:48:55 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka8.jpg)

((Back at her chambers, the High Priestess tenderly frees TC from his plastic bag))

**Oh Terry, Terry, Terry.....

What shall I do with you--the most wayward, but perhaps the most beloved, of my Children...the only Children I can ever know in my position as *cough* Virgin High Priestess of the Brokeback Cult.  Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation?  You were so sweet, so confiding.  And now it seems your only desire is to go out into the World and be parted from me.....*sigh*

My dear, I beg you for this favor.  Go to Zurich!   You are such a shining example of what heights a mere warshcloth can rise to.  You have talents the World must see!  Plus, they're offering a huge fee, and I promise, promise, promise that I'll use only a teensy weensy part of it to pay Madame Schwannstucker.

Here, I'll put you to soak in a lovely bath of lavender tinged with sage, and then I'll dry you with my personal hairblower.  It will be like old times..... :-*  :-* **

TERRY CLOTH:  

*** Yeah right, a High-fevered consummated virgin Priestess.  Miss Lady here is tryin' ta have it all, that's fer d*mn sure.  She even smartens up pretty scary.  I'm gonna end up wiping St. Bernard slobber if I get sent off ta the Alps.  I ain't bein' in no Dogdrool Mountain Terry-tory. **

Why, High Priestess of My Devotion, you flatter me with compliments thicker than your rouge.  But all the travelin' I'm gonna do is around that nest lookin' for the baby owl.  It's a sweet life right here.  And I'm too g*ddamn special to leave the family movie set.  So I'll stay right heeeee.............

(( TERRY CLOTH feels faint as the debilitating fumes of the bleach which the High Priestess has secretly put in his bath water take effect.  TERRY CLOTH loses consciousness and, again, tragically, control of his destiny.  SHEEP, CAST, and CREW -- with the possible exception of the baby owl -- again applaud.  ))

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Post by: Lumičre on June 29, 2006, 04:58:51 pm

(( TERRY CLOTH feels faint as the debilitating fumes of the bleach which the High Priestess has secretly put in his bath water take effect.  TERRY CLOTH loses consciousness and, again, tragically, control of his destiny.  SHEEP, CAST, and CREW -- with the possible exception of the baby owl -- again applaud.  ))


** Where is the FSD when you need her?  Terry CLoth has fainted!!!
Someone ... anyone ...anybody here know any CPR?? ???
There must be some kind of incense or something the FSD can burn to bring TC back ...

ANYBODY????????????   :(
**
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Post by: welliwont on June 29, 2006, 05:01:22 pm
Mr Raymille, fellow Director's Assistants, I am SO SORRY I have been MIA, silly me   - letting my paying job interfere with this job honour!


==NEXT SCENE (HAS IT STARTED ALREADY?):

SCENE # 19 - THE BELT BUCKLE FLICK  /  ENNIS FINALLY SMILES AT JACK!   YEEHAW!


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE DUE ON THE SET IMMEDIATELY:


Can o’ BetterMost
Jack's Flattened Harmonica
(%%who is cast in this role?%%)
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Young Whiskey Bottle
Jack’s cigarette
[/size]


THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS MAY WISH TO IMPROVISE IF THE SPIRIT MOVES THEM:

Warsh Rag (our break-out star of the moment)
Props Magician (as always)
FSD (as always)
Sun (as always)
Olivia Owl
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika The Musical Dumass Mule
Dumass Mule #27
Peeing Sheep
The Fly
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 05:02:28 pm

** Where is the FSD when you need her?  Terry CLoth has fainted!!!
Someone ... anyone ...anybody here know any CPR?? ???
There must be some kind of incense or something the FSD can burn to bring TC back ...**


(( FSD hurries calmly onto set.))

**  In fact, plants have life-giving properties, and this one in particular elevates the level of chi in cast, crew, sacred relics, etc. **

(( FSD places plant near Terry Cloth, and the fresh piney scent restores him to consciousness. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/cowboybonzai.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 05:06:04 pm
Young Ennis:

((Dinner is over and Ennis is cleaning up the dishes while Jack is relieving himself in the river.))

%%Wish he would turn 'roun and I can see what I dream 'bout everynight..Oh no, he's coming back and he sees me lookin' at him down there flicking his belt buckle.%%

Uh, bud I couldn' help seein' that shiny belt buckle there.  Very impressive, huh.  Sure would like ta see you buckin' on that bull one day.



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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 05:17:02 pm
(( In keeping with ancient Feng Shui tradition, FSD creates ritual sacrificial fire to clear the chi on the set using High Priestess's sacred saddle relics. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/BlazingSaddles.jpg)

%%  FSD is looking forward to seeing some acting by some actors on set today.  The set is full of perfectly balanced chi, a fact to which the actors seem oblivious.  Chi like this doesn't just happen, people...  %%

%%  FSD thinks Director Raymille may be correct in his assessment: FARKEEN ACTORS! %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 29, 2006, 05:41:47 pm


Since my boss Director Raymille is otherwise occupied with last-minute casting duties, (Jack’s Harmonica)  I am stepping into his shoes for a moment to re-iterate:

== GIT YER LAZY ARSES ON THIS SET YOU ACTORS! ==


Jack’s cigarette
Ennis’ Pants
Can o’ BetterMost
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Young Whiskey Bottle

%% Farkeen Actors!  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 05:54:16 pm
** I have it on good authority that the Producer is very anxious for the action to move forward.  He operates under the assumption that this production's revenue is dependent on just how early the money shot appears, and at page number 64 and counting, he's getting very concerned. **

(( At the Producer's demand, actors assemble to produce money shot slightly prematurely, even though NO ONE likes a premature money shot. ))


MONEY SHOT:

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/moneyshot.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 05:58:53 pm
**Woo-wee! Yeah! I love all the perfectly balanced chi flyin around!**

YOUNG JACK:

((Catches Ennis watching him flick the belt buckle of his PANTS, smiles to himself. Sits down across from Ennis and shoves his boot into the fire.))

Yeah, I do alright. My ol' man, he was a bull rider, but he kept his secrets to himself. Never taught me a thing, never once come to see me ride.

%% Maybe I can get him talkin. %%

Your brother and sister do right by you?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 07:03:48 pm
Young Ennis:

(( The boys are sitting around still drinking whiskey))




%%Yeah, right. The bitch married some jerk, dumped me on my brother who moved and left me too. %%


They did the bes' they could I guess..My sis married some roughneck and moved to Casper, and my brother got work in Worland, so there was no room for me anymore. My folks lef' us nuthin', so I had no wheres to go, so here I am, which ain't so bad once I think 'bout it.


%% Hell, I might even say YIPPPEEE..%%




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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 07:50:17 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Yep, that did the trick. %%

((Looks at Ennis, mouth twitches into a smile.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 09:04:36 pm

** Where is the FSD when you need her?  Terry CLoth has fainted!!!
Someone ... anyone ...anybody here know any CPR?? ???
There must be some kind of incense or something the FSD can burn to bring TC back ...

ANYBODY????????????   :(
**



TERRY CLOTH:

%% Thank goodness that SOMEONE was paying attention when I ALMOST DIED AT THE HANDS OF THE HIGH PRIESTESS.  Sheesh.  Rough crowd around here.  ;)  %%


** Thanks, FSD, for the breath, er, ... bonsai of life... I just want to make sure I don't do whatever those saddles did to get themselves torched.  All in all, these are rough times for props.  We are no longer young Relics with all of it before us.   **


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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 09:18:33 pm

** Tell ya what, High Priestess? Before he cooled your fevered brow, he cooled
my feathered brow! And how!
Just thought, I should let ya know...**
  >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulegucktmisstrauisch-1.jpg) 


TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-HE-DID-NOT-JUST-ALMOST-DIE-AT-THE-HANDS-OF-THE-HIGH-PRIESTESS CLOTH:

** Shhh, Owl!  Please?!  We have enough drama about bodily fluids and money shots around this set without folks raising paternity questions and asking why Baby Owl is so very fluffy.  Remember, I didn't want no kids, none a either kind, but you didn't want me to go shopping in the condom-ents aisle.  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 09:53:17 pm
** We have stand-ins for Jack and Ennis until they are able to return to the set and continue the performance. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/monkey3.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/smoking_monkey-1.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 10:41:20 pm
**Those stand-ins don't say much but they get their point across (don't they?). Jack and Ennis are allowing all characters a chance in the spotlight before proceeding. Thank you for your patience and perfectly balanced chi, FSD.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 12:49:04 am
= RECAP =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Elk-Dance-33.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/dumb-ass-messing-bananas.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/3-banana-at-fire-side.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/1-Ennis-eats-Banana-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/salt-shaker-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/2-Nagging-Jack-banana-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Caint-cook-worth-a-damn-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/goddam-puptent-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Balls-size-o-apples-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Want-some-o-this-hot-water-.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/potato-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Terry-does-the-gooblies-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Horse-semi-22.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/hmmm-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Flick-buckle-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/foot-in-fire-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/whiskey-into-cup-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/never-taught-me-a-thing-nev.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennis-suggests-a-head-job-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jack-gaze-2.jpg)
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Post by: Lumičre on June 30, 2006, 12:55:13 am
**
 :laugh:  :laugh:

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Midnight24 on June 30, 2006, 12:57:21 am
haha  :laugh: that's funny, I like it Ray  ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 30, 2006, 01:17:08 am
%% That psychotic naughty Terry has pretended to pass out in the bath in order to prompt some kind soul to help him escape again.  And after all we've been through together.  You're too much for me, Terry! %%

((Smells something piney))

**Achoo!  What is Celeste thinking?  I swear, sometimes she goes too far....**

((Tosses out piney cowboy thingie, rinses Terry thoroughly and puts him in the dryer on low heat with a linen-scented Bounce sheet))

((Sniffs again))

**Oh Gawd, what now?  Blazing saddles!!**  %% Isn't that the wrong movie? %%

** That settles it--the Feng Shui has finally made Celeste one beer short of a six pack! **

((Hoses down saddles))

%% Jeesus H, what a mess!  Thank goodness she didn't get the Jack and Ennis Sacred Saddles;  the world can live without Lureen's---%%

((Straps on holster))

%% Looks like I'll have to guard the Sacred Relic Room myself tonight...%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MissKittyGun.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 01:37:27 am

** Oh and the REAL money shot.  This one ain't premature, more post coinal!  **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Cash.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 30, 2006, 11:07:17 am
Ray, that montage is terrific.  I love you and your talent.  Clarissa
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 30, 2006, 12:01:42 pm
((  FSD hangs new mandala on set to promote healing energy. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mandala1.gif)

%%  FSD thinks that cast and crew need to re-group and re-balance their energy going forward.  There's an entire 20 years of history between Jack & Ennis, which will require some level of stamina to sustain.  Too early in the summer production to be sick of B.A.M.    %%

((  FSD goes off the find stamina-boosting tools.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 02:12:19 pm
==WOULD THE PRODUCTION PEOPLE AND ACTORS LISTED BELOW PLEASE REPORT TO THE SET IMMEDIATELY, THE NEXT SCENE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!


SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP – PRELUDE TO FIRST NIGHT IN TENT SCENE!


THIS SCENE WILL COMMENCE AFTER JACK DOES HIS FLIRTY LEAPS FOR ENNIS.


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:


Lucise The Sheep Wrangler


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:


Jack
Jack’s Pants
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27
[/size]

THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS MAY WISH TO IMPROVISE IF THE SPIRIT MOVES THEM:

Warsh Rag (our break-out star of the moment)
Props Magician (as always)
FSD (as always)
Olivia Owl
The Fly
any other thespian who cares to jump in==

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 30, 2006, 02:51:19 pm
(( FSD found this fabulous caligraphy, which she hangs with great care away from bears and other predators, above the sack wtih the bacon slabs.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CHAOS.jpg)

"CHAOS: Before a great vision can become a reality there may be difficulty.   Before a person begins a great endeavor, they may encounter chaos. As a new plant breaks the ground with difficulty, foreshadowing the huge tree, so must we sometimes push against difficulty in bringing forth our dreams. ."

%%  FSD thinks chaos has calmed now that Terry Cloth has been rescued and High Priestess has secured Sacred Relics, and looks forward to seeing blessings emerge from chaos.  This also nicely foreshadows the emerging relationship between our boys up on Broke Arsed Mountain.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 04:48:28 pm
**LAST-MINUTE CASTING CALL, THIS IS AN OPEN CASTING CALL, TELL ALL YOUR FELLOW BETTERMOSTIANS!!

I am forced once again to step into Ray’s cowboy boots this afternoon to avert a possible show-stopping disaster.  One of the most crucial prop parts remains unfilled. The part for Jack’s Harmonica remains uncast. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??  This IS a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation &%$%^!   My brain can barely compute this, my hands are all a-tremble as I type this.  Have we entered a new thermal galaxy?  It does sort of feel like the earth is spinning in reverse…

If we cannot find a suitable note-player for Jack’s sweet lips to cleave onto, we may have to go on hiatus, unless Mr. absent Director, too-busy-with-his-collection-of-casting-couches has a better idea.

Would any potential aspiring, soft, sweet, musical note-players aka Harmonicas (doesn’t have to be a Hohner)  please report to our erstwhile Director Mr. Raymille, or his Sycophantic Assistant Clarissa (Ellemeno) at soon as possible.  Thank you.**

(phew!!)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 30, 2006, 04:51:40 pm
ATTENTION!!!

A very important scene has been left out and may be crucial to our storyline.. I have not fallen from my horse.  This scene shows Jack starting to care about Ennis, well me.  Now, once again I will be going to my trailer until someone, like yourself, Ms. Assistant directs me on where to go with this.

Now because of my HUGE talent, I can use a flashback sequence or not..Please advise.

Heath uh, Dee
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 30, 2006, 06:16:11 pm
**Um, Heath Dee? If you're referring to falling off the horse before chasing the dumbass mules, your understudy kinda already did that part. It was a confusing period of the production with lots of flashbacks, for which said understudy accepts full responsibility. Sorry for any inconvenience.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 30, 2006, 07:21:04 pm
Young Ennis:

(( Ennis sips his whiskey after pouring his heart out to Jack.  He's looking at him now))

%% Why is he lookin' a me like that?  Like I'm a steak uh, banana and he's the hungry lion.  I wanna ask him about his life, his loves, his dreams, what he thinks about when he's alone at night%%

Whut?



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 07:45:15 pm
**Well the crisis has been averted, we have our beloved Jack's Harmonica.

**Please welcome Rouxb as the lucky winner of the coveted role as Jack's Harmonica!

Way t'go Rouxb!!!**




**PS:  And a great big thanks also to Lucise Indapaddock
who also came forward to fill the role as Jack's Harmonica if no other Musical Player could be found. Thanks Milli!!
**

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 30, 2006, 07:47:53 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Can't believe I got him to open up like that. %%

Friend, that's more words than you spoke in the last two weeks.

%% Hope it's not the most words he speaks all summer. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 30, 2006, 07:55:18 pm
**Well the crisis has been averted, we have our beloved Jack's Harmonica.

**Please welcome Rouxb as the lucky winner of the coveted role as Jack's Harmonica!

Way t'go Rouxb!!!**





YIPPPEEEEE.....YOU GO RU!!!

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 09:05:11 pm


**PS:  And a great big thanks also to Lucise Indapaddock
who also came forward to fill the role as Jack's Harmonica if no other Musical Player could be found. Thanks Milli!!
**

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Post by: Lumičre on June 30, 2006, 09:16:56 pm

**PS:  And a great big thanks also to Lucise Indapaddock
who also came forward to fill the role as Jack's Harmonica if no other Musical Player could be found. Thanks Milli!!
**



**

Yer very welcome Ms Continuity Director!  ;D

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 30, 2006, 09:47:11 pm
** Congratulations and kudos to all for their energy and enthusiasm and volunteer spirit.  Now we're fully staffed.   So ~ any chance there's going to be an actual scene here or anything?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: RouxB on July 01, 2006, 12:16:15 am

Thank you, thank you very much. Now, can someone direct me to Jack's mouth-I feel the urge to be blown...

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:CYZZjq0tpU9baM:www.silentrunningaudio.com/imagegallery/images/sourceimages/Harmonica-1-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 01, 2006, 04:00:56 pm
Things are quiet roun here, maybe Ennis is practicing his kick for the 4th of July.....
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 05:04:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles and raises his eyebrows in hope after Ennis shares so much with him.))

If you could do anything in the world that you wanted to, Ennis, what d'ya think it'd be?
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Post by: Pipedream on July 01, 2006, 05:19:49 pm

TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-HE-DID-NOT-JUST-ALMOST-DIE-AT-THE-HANDS-OF-THE-HIGH-PRIESTESS CLOTH:

** Shhh, Owl!  Please?!  We have enough drama about bodily fluids and money shots around this set without folks raising paternity questions and asking why Baby Owl is so very fluffy.  Remember, I didn't want no kids, none a either kind, but you didn't want me to go shopping in the condom-ents aisle.  **

** Shhh, Terry!! No need to be so indiscreet! Hunh?
Lil' Ollie Owl still thinks old Oscar is his father...! ** ::)


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulewartet.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 07:13:03 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles and raises his eyebrows in hope after Ennis shares so much with him.))

If you could do anything in the world that you wanted to, Ennis, what d'ya think it'd be?


Young Ennis:

%%Well, right now, I would like to throw ya to tha ground, kiss ya from head to toe, rip ya clothes off a that fittin' body, have ma way with ya, and do it all over again.%%

I don't have much edication, but I sure would, one day have ma own ranch.  Mebbe
train some fillies, raise cattle.. Ma dad was a fine roper, but he had no ambition.  I want to make sumptin of ma self.  Ya know?



%%Whew, he's got me talkin' like there's no tomorrow...what is it about em?%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 07:21:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:


((nods sullenly, smiling at Ennis, his eyes deeply penetrating as he listens to Ennis's dream with his entire being))

I know whatya mean. There's nothin' like havin' your own land beneath your feet. And your own cattle to raise on it. And your own horse to git ya 'round. I'd like to start my own place too.  A little cow 'n' calf operation. I'd show my old man I could do it. He don't care much for me, but I guess I already mentioned that afore. I wish I could do somethin' to please him.

((Looks away for a moment, tears already glistening in his eyes. He blinks a few times, then looks back to Ennis, trying to sound happy again))

Ya said yer pa was a roper? He do much rodeoin'? Maybe he taught ya a thing or two? Wouldn't mind gettin' some rodeoin' pointers if ya had any.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on July 01, 2006, 07:53:26 pm
= Hello my beloved Cast & Crew.  As some of you may be aware, I have been away attending to some medical needs.  What you may NOT know, is that I experienced some anxiety leading up to my portrayal of Lureen, and felt, both as a commitment to this production and you loyal production  members , and as a little self rewarding pick me up, it was time get that boob job I have wanted for so long.  I have had those old leather straps replaced with a perky twenty something looking rack.  I was telling my new butcher a few weeks ago how kind he was to be flirting with me as he bagged a kilo of honey garlic BBQ snags for the woman next to me, but that I was fully aware that my boobs poking from the bottom of my T-shirt must have made me less attractive.  He produced a catalogue of breast implants that he kept under the counter for just such occasions, and the next thing I was being administered an anesthetic in a hospital theatre, and undergoing a youth reclamation procedure.

The first operation was a flop as the implants rejected, but I just whipped back in after choosing an alternate model and viola!  I was amazed how inexpensive the implants were by themselves.  It’s the hospital costs that hurt! I’m still wrapped in bandages, so I can only imagine how stunning I look under them, but I’m sure that I will be completely healed by the time we progress to Lureen’s entrance, an entrance I have been preparing for all my adult life.

I hope this explains my recent absence, and I hope that you all feel more at ease to know that it was to benefit our beloved Broken Arsed Mountain. =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/HoneySoy.jpg)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/CherryPlumb.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 01, 2006, 08:12:14 pm
YOUNG JACK

Ya said yer pa was a roper? He do much rodeoin'? Maybe he taught ya a thing or two? Wouldn't mind gettin' some rodeoin' pointers if ya had any.

JACK'S PANTS -

%% Especially if those 'pointers' are anything like the 'shooting an elk (banana)' pointers he was givin' Jack earlier....  Whoo-EEE!  Those Levi's of Ennis's was smack up against my backside....  and somethin' was pointin' right at me, that's fer dang sure.  Mm-m-m....rodeoin' pointers..  YEAH!  If he gets good enough at rodeoin', one of these days YOUNG JACK just might wrap some fancy chaps around ME.  It's what most a us pants can only dream about.  Course, they say they're for 'protection', but us pants know chaps is fer framin' and highlightin' our purtiest parts. %%   :o
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/littlechaps.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 08:13:42 pm
Young Ennis:

(( Now Ennis is moving around finding it hard to sit still.))

Ma pa couldn't stand rodeo cowboys, thought they was all f*ck ups.  Said most of em had a drinkin' habit.  Course wha did my pa know?
 
((Looks down and cannot believe he said that))

%% I hope I didn' say much to upset em.  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.
Mebbe if I give him a little sexy smirk, he'll know I'm jes' jokin'.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 01, 2006, 08:15:56 pm
** Recent photos of Director Raymille leaked to the press following his plastic surgery in preparation for his role as Lureen.  Please DO NOT re-post these photos anywhere, as they are unofficial and have not been approved by the Director himself for public release. **


There was a slight problem when the implants were inserted in the wrong part of his anatomy the first time.


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/RayLureen1.jpg)


Subsequent surgeries were much more successful.  Looking good post-operatively!  (All he needs is the facial feminization surgery, and he's a ringer for Lureen.)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/RayLureen4.jpg)


Ready to play Lureen in lovely red.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/RayLureen2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 08:26:04 pm
Young Ennis:

(( Now Ennis is moving around finding it hard to sit still.))

Ma pa couldn't stand rodeo cowboys, thought they was all f*ck ups.  Said most of em had a drinkin' habit.  Course wha did my pa know?
 
((Looks down and cannot believe he said that))

%% I hope I didn' say much to upset em.  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.
Mebbe if I give him a little sexy smirk, he'll know I'm jes' jokin'.%%

YOUNG JACK:

%% F*ckups.... hmm.. ohh, not in that way. %%

((suddenly goes defensive))

The hell they are, Ennis! ((takes a swig from WHISKEY BOTTLE)) You know as well as I what kinda sportsmanship it takes: firm thigh muscles, buttocks, quick control, the ability to release at just the right moment.

%% You want me to demonstrate? %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 01, 2006, 08:32:30 pm
Young Ennis:

  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.



TERRY CLOTH:

%%  Uh-oh, looks like I'm gonna be needed again sooner rather than later...  %%

** Oh, he meant a SHOE.  Right, got'ca.  **   ;)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 08:57:37 pm
Please allow me to introduce myself... I have been auditioned and given the go ahead to take up the crucial, and as yet unfilled, role of...

...JACK'S BODY BUTTER (JBB)

My slathering credentials speak for themselves, having moistened the heels, knees and elbows of Elizabeth Hurley and the arse of Elton John, no less. I am looking forward greatly to working with the great Mr Raymille and all the other BrokeArsed cast & crew members on this quality production.

Although I am contracted to Mr Twist, be ass-ured that attending to Mr DelMar's scaley areas as required poses no conflict of professional interests on my part - in fact, it would be my pleasure.

Monsieur Raymille, I'm ready for my (http://207.106.112.198/61051012_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 01, 2006, 09:01:23 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

**  Good to know you, JBB.  Especially now that you are here, it looks like I shouldn't get too comfortable in the Sacred Relics room... I'm gonna be a Scared Relic before all of this is over.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH resumes resting up for The Long Night Ahead.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 09:09:25 pm
JBB:

** As we'll be working closely together Terry, might i trouble you to tell me what the Sacred Relics room is... and should i be scared? **

(( Snaps lid grumpily ))

%% Nothing was said about this during contract negotiations. Most unprofessional... %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 09:11:14 pm
** Hey JBB. I don't think we'll need you in the Sacred Relic room, you can stay in the pocket of JACK'S PANTS, I'm sure it wouldn't mind havin' some company.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 09:15:01 pm
** Thankyou. JACK'S PANTS and I are yet to be acquainted but I am looking forward to our developing a close working relationship **
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Post by: alec716 on July 01, 2006, 09:19:51 pm


TERRY CLOTH:

**  JBB, if I were you, I'd go with the flow ... who wouldn't rather be in JACK'S PANTS than in here?!  **

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor2.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 09:34:35 pm
** As long as you're willing to contend with JACK here, who is after all still in his PANTS, we'll all get along just fine. **
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 09:41:51 pm
** Any rough edges I could smooth for you while i'm here Mr Twist? Or should I say JACK? I look forward to our first scene together. You''ll forgive my over-anxiousness - I wouldn't want us to get off on the wrong foot... or cheek.**
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Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 09:43:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% F*ckups.... hmm.. ohh, not in that way. %%

((suddenly goes defensive))

The hell they are, Ennis! ((takes a swig from WHISKEY BOTTLE)) You know as well as I what kinda sportsmanship it takes: firm thigh muscles, buttocks, quick control, the ability to release at just the right moment.

%% You want me to demonstrate? %%


Young Ennis:


(( Now Ennis wipes the sweat from his brow and hides his beat red face))

%% Boy, I would give anything for you to demonstrate that fer me.%%


Now don't go gettin' all huffy on me, cowboy, I'm jes' sayin' what ma daddy says.  I know ya need them tight thighs and, uh I mean tight thigh muscles to ride and when to release and all, but I was jes' wonderin', you know maybe I kin git to watch ya sometime.


%%Oooooh, I feel sumptin' in ma stomach ain't right%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 09:54:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((suddenly jumps up, a wide grin on his face. He leans down near Ennis's face for a moment then suddenly yells))

Yeehaw!!!

((Young Jack bucks and twists around the campfire pretending to be riding a bull))

Whewee! This one likes to give me a ride for my money! I'm a hangin on for dear life, got my thighs wrapped around his torso, no way I'm comin' loose on this one, till the time is just right!

(( throws himself into a pile of nearby saddles and supplies, a loud clattering noise accompanying the fall.))

((Jack looks elated, and panting, looks over to Ennis with another wide grin, just about to laugh))

%% There now, what'd you think of that one. %%
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Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 09:59:27 pm
Young Ennis:

((Grinning from ear to ear, watching Jack go crazy.))

%% Wow, he is a spitfire, this one.  I wonder if he's tryin' to impress me?  Cuz he sure 'nough is.  Never had a friend like this...hmmm%%

See, my daddy wasn't that wrong now, was he?


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Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 10:06:36 pm
** Any rough edges I could smooth for you while i'm here Mr Twist? Or should I say JACK? I look forward to our first scene together. You''ll forgive my over-anxiousness - I wouldn't want us to get off on the wrong foot... or cheek.**

YOUNG JACK:

** Well, if you don't mind, I supposed I could... say, you got any herbal ingredients for pain and such? Cause I may need somethin' like that real soon, and I'd hate to use somethin' else since you took the time to get the part. **
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Post by: welliwont on July 01, 2006, 10:08:15 pm
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**Bravo!  Bravo!**

((the audience is clapping wildly))


Audience:  %%Is this a play or a movie??  Is this allowed??%% 


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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 01, 2006, 10:10:47 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%% YEE-HAWW is right!  Bein' YOUNG JACK'S PANTS is never dull, that's fer sure--  and look at my man...   we fell right on our backsides and here he is with both his WHISKEY an' his CIGARETTE still in his hands!!! The boy is GOOD!  And lookit that big ole smile on Ennis's face! Naw, he ain't just laughin' at my boy JACK....   he's fallin' for him, hard.  And when the time comes for that Ennis fella to yank me down to JACK'S knees (and I'll wager JACK'S belt buckle that time is comin' SOON)  I know he'll find JACK'S ....er...  'buttocks region' to be smooth as a baby's, thanks to that rich and creamy Body Butter the boy's been gettin' slathered on there.  I'm LOVIN' the feel a JACK'S silky butt against me...  this is one damn sweet life, I'll tell ya. %%
 ;D
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Post by: welliwont on July 01, 2006, 10:31:58 pm

**Something novel is being tested tonight for the first time….  Jack’s Pants’ thoughts are being verbalized by an offstage sotto voice for the audience to hear, and many audience members are reacting in a curious manner.  Many of them, both men and women, are squirming in their seats, restless-like.  Is it because suddenly they all have to go pee??  Huhmmmmm....

Director Raymille is having second thoughts about this new production method **
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Post by: Meryl on July 01, 2006, 10:32:35 pm
Quote
TERRY CLOTH:

**  JBB, if I were you, I'd go with the flow ... who wouldn't rather be in JACK'S PANTS than in here?!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor2.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor.jpg)



**Oh Terry, love, you're always so dramatic!  Don't frighten poor Mr. JBB.  That's only Ms. Anke Spanky's on set security safe.  When they're not actually shooting scenes, our Sacred Relics reside here: **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/RelicRoom4.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/RelicRoom3.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/RelicRoom2.jpg)


** Mr. JBB, if Mr. Raymille recommends you for Sacred Relic Status, and considering your fine work to date I feel sure that is likely, all this can be yours. **

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Post by: welliwont on July 02, 2006, 11:12:47 am
==WE ARE UP TO HERE:

SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP / THE LAST MATING DANCE BEFORE FIRST NIGHT IN TENT

THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANT(S) ARE NEEDED ON SET:
Lucise The Sheep Wrangler
Music Director



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Ennis's Stick during Water Walkin' Jesus
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):
High Priestess (as always)
Props Magician (as always)
Feng Shui Director (as always)
The Horny Fly
Cat Stevens
Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


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Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 12:49:06 pm
** The High Priestess rejoices at being upgraded to separate billing instead of being lumped into "Any other thespian who cares to jump in"  ;)  ;) and lights many candles to facilitate the smooth and dramatically gratifying gearing up for the BIG NIGHT **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/candles.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/pickelcandles.jpg)

** And may even that uppity Owl deliver her one line of dialogue to absolute perfection! **  ::)  ;D

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/owlcandle.gif)


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Post by: welliwont on July 02, 2006, 12:56:22 pm
** The High Priestess rejoices at being upgraded to separate billing instead of being lumped into "Any other thespian who cares to jump in"  ;)  ;) and lights many candles to facilitate the smooth and dramatically gratifying gearing up for the BIG NIGHT **


The Continuity Director appologizes from the bottom of her sorry-assed heart for her inexcusable laspse of professional courtesy and hopes that the High Priestess WILL forgive this oversight.   :-* :-* :-* :-*

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Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 01:56:21 pm
The Continuity Director appologizes from the bottom of her sorry-assed heart for her inexcusable laspse of professional courtesy and hopes that the High Priestess WILL forgive this oversight.   :-* :-* :-* :-*

** My dear, there is nothing to forgive.  Your abject apology is most kindly accepted **  :-*


%% Thank goodness!  I was getting a migraine from projecting all those psychic suggestions at the child... %%
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Post by: newyearsday on July 02, 2006, 02:09:59 pm
((The next day, JACK takes LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE out on the range to scout a new location to pasture the woolies. He's playin his HARMONICA while he rides. She starts getting slightly jumpy as soon as they get out of Ennis's sight, tossing her head and being unruly.)) 

That was some performance you gave las' night, prancin around the campfire like a fool, all for Ennis Del Mar's entertainment. You think you can jump around and make some noise and that'll get you some attention? LOL. I'll show ya how it's done. I invented that game.

((Saying the following lines, LSP HORSE gives a big twisting jump after each "Fuckin." Meanwhile, JACK yells something indecipherable and struggles to stay on))

Jack Fuckin Twist. And Jack's Fuckin' Pants, gettin to be all over ya all the time. Well, what about Jack's Fuckin Horse, hunh? And what the hell are you doin, slidin around in the saddle like that? You got some kinda butter all over your ass? Listen buddy, if you wanna let some scrawny-assed cowboy ride you instead a me, you can hit the highway! And take your harmonica with ya!

((With that, LSP HORSE bucks JACK clear off her back, landing him in the bushes nearby.))

That'll teach ya who's got the reins!



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Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 02:33:47 pm
((HP claps enthusiastically for LSP))

** Well done, oh, well done!!  And you've even kept to canon! **   8)
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Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 03:55:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((lands in the bushes with an exclamation of pain))

Dammit, you dumb-ass mare... ((realization dawns on him)) Oh, you did that on purpose, didncha, little darlin'? Whats the matter, don't like harmonica?

((Searches for the harmonica which he finally discovers that he landed on. blows HARMONICA))
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 04:22:01 pm
((YOUNG JACK winces and rubs backside. JACK'S BODY BUTTER emerges from JACK'S PANTS.))

%% This is your big entrance! Don't f**k it up! Don't f**k it up! That camera person better get my best side... Remember your heritage boy! Your grandfather was understudy to Sir Laurence Olivier's arse cream! Remember what grampy used to say... "Son, Larry's performance in Hamlet in the West End would have been nothing without me! The chafing in 'Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows...' would have been intolerable! Son, we are the glue that holds doublet and skin together in perfect harmony! Never forget that!"

*Sniff*

Shit, have I missed my cue??%%
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Post by: newyearsday on July 02, 2006, 04:37:17 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE to JACK:

((pawing the ground, still a bit P.O.'ed))

Don't like playin' second fiddle to no harmonica, that's for sure. But I'm just jealous....You and Ennis, that's a ride? 

It ain't fair. You think it's easy havin them fine-muscled legs a yours wrapped around me tight every day-- especially back when we were commutin' four hours a day--and I don't hardly never get what I need? I'm not like you--I can't make it on a couple a high altitude bucks once or twice a year!


((a big tear plops on the ground in front of LSP HORSE))


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Post by: Lumičre on July 02, 2006, 04:37:22 pm
((Meanwhile, back on BAM, the sheep graze happily, satisfying their hunger, be it for grass or ... other things ...  ::) ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/shEat2.jpg)

%%
 I bloody well hope that these 5 are not licking JBB off the grass over there!  ???
Couldn't be, 'cause he's supposed to be with Jack's Pants!
%%

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/shEat.jpg)

(( Indapaddock walks over, looks at the suspicious white stuff...))


%%
Nope, definitely not JBB!
I wonder if the Director has been around here with another thespian he could be 'training' or 'interviewing'??  ::)
%%


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Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 05:05:00 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE to JACK:

((pawing the ground, still a bit P.O.'ed))

Don't like playin' second fiddle to no harmonica, that's for sure. But I'm just jealous....You and Ennis, that's a ride? 

It ain't fair. You think it's easy havin them fine-muscled legs a yours wrapped around me tight every day-- especially back when we were commutin' four hours a day--and I don't hardly never get what I need? I'm not like you--I can't make it on a couple a high altitude bucks once or twice a year!


((a big tear pl ops on the ground in front of LSP HORSE))


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YOUNG JACK:

((looks at the harmonica and pulls the grass and stuff out of it, looks close again, then puts it in the pocket of JACK'S PANTS))

Little darlin'. I know. We human folk can be right twats half the time, hell, more'n that even.

((winces as he gets up off the ground and walks over to the now calm LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, who has her head down.))

But it's not like I don't luv you. ((gently strokes LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE'S neck)) I just don't know how I ken show it to ya.
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 05:11:47 pm
JJB:

** Mr Twist, please, stroking that flea-bitten old nag will roughen your hands. Cmere... let me sooth you... s'alright...**
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Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 05:52:38 pm
Scene: Morning.

YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE plays a chord on his HARMONICA as the orchestra starts up again to a lively rodeo tune))

Well I guess its time we've moved on.
The sheep are getting restless.
The grass is nearly gone.
And still I find it helpless,
To know that Ennis is just over there.
There's not much between us but air.


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Post by: welliwont on July 02, 2006, 06:13:25 pm


==IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

We are fast approaching our first, much anticipated climactic scene, and the following players are preparing for their moment in the spotlight.  They are getting in character and must not be disturbed.  If you happen to see them on the set please do not talk to them, just walk away.

Jack's Pants Fly in TS1, AKA as Jack’s Zipbutton
Ennis's Pants Fly in TS1
The Spit in Ennis' Hand

THANK YOU

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2nd ANNOUNCEMENT:  CORRECTION:

Some of the Players have expressed their concern that there has been one instance of double-billing.  Namely the part of JACK’S FLY .  This role has also been referred to as JACK’S ZIPBUTTON.  Just to clear up the confusion, this role is one and the same, and no, the Player playing this part will not be getting paid twice (DavidnHartford).

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


CD==
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Post by: newyearsday on July 02, 2006, 06:14:05 pm
JJB:

** Mr Twist, please, stroking that flea-bitten old nag will roughen your hands. Cmere... let me sooth you... s'alright...**

((LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE leans her long neck into JACK's hand, then nuzzles his chest with her forehead.))

Well, that's more like it. Mmmmmm.

((Sighs contentedly as JACK continues to stroke her. Then, gently, so JACK doesn't even feel it, she coaxes the tube of JACK's BODY BUTTER out of JACK'S PANTS pocket with her teeth and tongue, and casually whips her head to the side, flinging the tube down the mountain side.))

**That'll learn ya, ya piece a slime. Who's gettin soothed now? Hmm?**

((Leans back into Jack and continues to enjoy the nice massage Jack's giving her))
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Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 06:32:08 pm

==IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

We are fast approaching our first, much anticipated climactic scene, and the following players are preparing for their moment in the spotlight.  They are getting in character and must not be disturbed.  If you happen to see them on the set please do not talk to them, just walk away.

Jack's Pants Fly in TS1, AKA as Jack’s Zipbutton
Ennis's Pants Fly in TS1
The Spit in Ennis' Hand

THANK YOU



TERRY CLOTH:

** I gotta get myself out of this Sacred Relic Room so's I can get into that tent tonight.  I think I'm gonna be needed.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH rattles Sacred Relic Room door fruitlessly.  The dull metallic thudding of the door echoes through the Sacred Relic Room.  TERRY CLOTH is frustrated by his captiviity.  He knows he belongs in the tent, as he runs full-throttle on all roads whether OWL-bending or money-shot cleansing.  ))

** Hey, anyone know how to open this lock?  I gotta find the right key to turn the tumblers.  **

** And, hey, JBB, you better get up off the mountain side and in that tent too in case CLEAR SLICK doesn't show onset tonight and SPIT needs some help. **

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Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 06:35:36 pm
((JBB is just enjoying the warmth of JACK's back pocket when...))

**WTF????!!!! Ugh, horse breath!!! Get the f**k away from me you hairy old mule!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!**

((Thud. Splat.))

**Ugh! Sheep sh*t. Why do I never listen? Never work with animals. NEVER work with animals!!

Where's that boney-arsed director got to? Who's steering this goddamn ship??**
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Post by: DeeDee on July 02, 2006, 06:41:00 pm
Scene: Morning.

YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE plays a chord on his HARMONICA as the orchestra starts up again to a lively rodeo tune))

Well I guess its time we've moved on.
The sheep are getting restless.
The grass is nearly gone.
And still I find it helpless,
To know that Ennis is just over there.
There's not much between us but air.





Scene:  Same morning

YOUNG ENNIS:

((Riding Cigar butt, listening to orchestra and breaks into:))


It's time to find new grass.
He's ridin out in front of me,
My heart is beating fast.
I shiver when he looks at me.
My thoughts all go astray,
When he smiles at me this way.


((Ennis, getting all choked up, lightens things by singing:))


Movin' on up....
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Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 06:45:05 pm

Ugh! Sheep sh*t.



TERRY CLOTH:

** Maybe I won't try to hurry out of the Sacred Relic Room just this instant after all.  I have some self-respect, ya know.  ;)  Someone else can wipe that up.  **
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 02, 2006, 06:46:36 pm
(( FSD puts arm around Terry's shoulder drawing him close.  She whispers loudly to Terry Cloth ))

"Terry - there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one key doesn't work in a particular lock, say in the Sacred Relics room, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 

**  Rest of FSD's conversation with Terry Cloth takes place in hushed whispers that cannot be heard,  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractals1.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 06:52:01 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

** Maybe I won't try to hurry out of the Sacred Relic Room just this instant after all.  I have some self-respect, ya know.  ;)  Someone else can wipe that up.  **

JBB:

((Shakes head.))

%% Fair weather friends. *Sigh* Gotta... get... back... to... the... camp. Phew! Jack's arse needs to be buff-perfect for tonight!%%

((Keeps on rollin'))
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Post by: Lumičre on July 02, 2006, 06:59:01 pm

Movin' on up....

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/gatherHerd.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/mvSh3-1.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/mvSH2.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:01:37 pm
(( FSD whispers loudly to Terry Cloth ))

"Terry - there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one lock won't open with a particular key, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 

**  Rest of FSD's conversation with Terry Cloth takes place in hushed whispers that cannot be heard,  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractals1.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH contemplates the FSD's sage wisdom as he breathes in her sage incense.  He still pines for the piney cowboy thingie that HIGH PRIESTESS threw on the compost heap.  ))

**  Hmmm, there's gotta be a way to get outta what I got here in the Sacred Relic Room and up to the tent.  Me bein' in here tonight, that don't look right.  There must be another way outta here, there must, there must...   **

(( TERRY CLOTH yodels so as to be heard through the sheet-metal door of the Sacred Relic Bin... er, Room.  ))

Oh HIGH PRIESTESS!!  My Gloriously Rouged One!  I have rethought your earlier request.  I will go to the Linen Conference in Zurich for you, I will!  And before I go, if you will be so very kind as to use that teensy-weensy key hanging from your golden-looped wrist and let me practice my mountain-climbing skills tonight, I shall be all ready to go to the Alps for you!  Please, Oh Most Fevered One!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:23:49 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH's yodeling has succeeded only in giving him a sore throat and not in securing his freedom.  Not hearing the the approach of tiny, delicate, prancing footsteps of LSP HORSE, er, HIGH PRIESTESS, TERRY CLOTH racks his brain to find another path to liberation ... or libation, or whatever works around here.  ))

** Alright, trying to enlist the aid of the HIGH PRIESTESS has not worked yet... she must be offset having like facelift number 9... I mean shopping for Chanel No. 9... what else can I try to get out of this locker??!  **


(( TERRY CLOTH remembers the looks of someone he shouldnt'a let out a his sights.  ))

(http://207.106.112.198/61051012_lg.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH: 

** Hey, JBB, any chance that after you roll around in the grass and get rid of the sheep poop, you can slide over here and use the flat end of your tube like a credit card and pick this lock?  **


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 07:46:35 pm
((JBB rolls closer to the camp... inch by painful inch.))

**Sonofabitch. Not bin on set more'n a day an' already bin manhandled to within an inch o' my life. Lost at least 4 fl.oz. o' the good stuff when a goddamn sheep stepped on me. Hellfire... why ain't Ms Indapaddock keepin' control a her animals? Goddammit... *grumble, grumble*...

Hang in there Terry. I a-comin' Friend.

I say, what happened to my accent? Less than a day on this set an' I'm talkin' laike a dang young pup at the rodeo! Remember Sir Larry!...**


((Inches forward, trailing precious cream like guts in his wake...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:49:53 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH continues to strategize about his necessary elopement from the Sacred Relic Recycling Can.  He does not mean to usurp the stage for too long, and does not want this moment of fame to be a one-shot thing goin' on here, but the set seems quiet now -- at least one sheep has his or her mouth full -- and the great weight of the Thread has rolled down on him.  So TERRY CLOTH continues to reflect upon FSD's kind words...))


(( FSD puts arm around Terry's shoulder drawing him close.  She whispers loudly to Terry Cloth ))

"Terry - there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one key doesn't work in a particular lock, say in the Sacred Relics room, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 

**  Rest of FSD's conversation with Terry Cloth takes place in hushed whispers that cannot be heard,  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractals1.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH belatedly realizes that, since FSD has her arm around him, she is in the Sacred Relic Room with him.   Duh.  ))  

TERRY CLOTH:

** Hey, FSD, since you are right here next to me, and, unlike me, you have actual arms, why won't you just finish the job and let me outta here?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:58:55 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH receives no response, no action, nothing, from FSD.  He looks around him and realizes that she is gone.  ))

%%  Great moment SHE picks to go looking for that piney cowboy thingie in the compost heap.  %%

(( TERRY CLOTH is alone with his thoughts and the other suddenly-mute Sacred Relics.  ))

%%  Saddles, bridles, hoof-picks, tacky blonde wigs, hacked-up turkey carcasses, and bottles a Eau de Cat Piss in here, and no one will help me... might as well keep thinkin' about what FSD said... %%



"Terry - ... there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one key doesn't work in a particular lock, say in the Sacred Relics room, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 


(( TERRY CLOTH perceives himself to be powerless and feels the flush of frustration color his newly-bleached cheeks as he remains trapped in some open space between where he is and where he is trying to be.  ))

%%  Spaces, spaces, how can I enter 'em?  I can't stand this, gotta fix it...  %%

(( TERRY CLOTH looks around the dim Sacred Relic Room again.  ))

HEY HOOF PICK!!!  Did you get cast?  If someone is playing you, can YOU get me outta here?  

(( Silence.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 08:25:25 pm
((JBB rolls painfully on... still grumbling))

** I mean, really, the professional standards I've encountered thus far are perfectly shocking. That Raymille fellow obviously can't organise his way out of a paper bag. Humph... a tube of my calibre and breeding really shouldn't have to... Oww!!**

((JBB looks up and sees...))

(http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/one_king_street_looking_up.jpg)

** Wow! This must be where the Sacred Relic Room is...**

((Suddenly feels very scared))

**Terry?? TERRY???**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 08:35:09 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

HEY, JBB!!! IN HERE, I'M IN HERE!!!  Just slide your flat end in the open space between what is the edge of the door and what is the frame ... and pick the lock!


((JBB looks up and sees...))

(http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/one_king_street_looking_up.jpg)



TERRY CLOTH:

** Sky don't look right.  Rehearsal must a got out a control.  It appears that JBB might not be needed in the tent and that I might be too late...   ;)  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 08:44:49 pm
((JBB finds door unlocked))

** Hmmm? This ain't right... **

((Gingerly enters a dark and eerie space with the smell of Hell))

** Oh Lordy... ummm... Terry?... Mummy??... Ooooo... Who are...?... Ahhhhhhhhhhh......... **

((Door closes))

((An eerie silence ensues...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 08:50:00 pm
((JBB finds door unlocked))

((Gingerly enters a dark and eerie space with the smell of Hell))


TERRY CLOTH:

** Darn it all, JBB, it smells like Hell in here because you knocked over a bottle of Eau de Cat Piss.  FSD is gonna have to burn a heck of lot of incense to cover that up.  But don't get me wrong, I'm glad to see ya!  Thanks for red-lining it here.  Now open that door again and let's get outta here!!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 09:00:38 pm
((JBB recovers decorum and stops crying))

%% How embarrassing. I hope he didn't notice me crying like a big girl's blouse %%

** Ahem. Err.. Terry, delighted to meet you at last. Stubbed my cap on the way in, you understand... er, brought tears to my eyes. Ha ha!... ummmm... **

((looks at door))

** ...did you realise it was unlocked, Terry? Must've been this sheep turd wedged in the door frame was keepin' it closed. **

((Pushes cap against door, but it doesn't budge))

** Oh... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on July 02, 2006, 09:10:41 pm
**
I need some assistance here!
I have a pregnant ewe here who is about to go into labour ...

(http://www.shaltzfarm.com/preg.jpg)

I need some clean towels ... Could I get some towels from the Relic Room please??
Anybody??
**


%%
If the dumbass Rag and Cream pair who've locked themselves up in the Relic Room got any sense in their heads, they'll escape when that door is opened...
%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: RouxB on July 02, 2006, 09:12:32 pm
ummmm, love to love ya baby
ooooooo, love to love ya baby
ahhhhhhh, love to love you baby

oh, yeah-there, there, ummmm!! Oh, a little to the right, uh huh, you got it

oh baby, ooohhhhhhh

(http://www.music-with-ease.com/harmonica-1.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 09:16:20 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((after playing a tune on a partially flattened HARMONICA, realizes he is still sore from when LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE threw him. He reaches into his pocket for that magical pain relief and moisturizing lotion, only to find it missing.))

((looks around wildly for JACK'S BODY BUTTER))

Hey, Ennis..... ?

%% No, no, you idiot! No one wants to hear about that. %%

Um, never mind.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 09:20:49 pm
**
I need some assistance here!
I have a pregnant ewe here who is about to go into labour ...

(http://www.shaltzfarm.com/preg.jpg)

I need some clean towels ... Could I get some towels from the Relic Room please??
Anybody??
**


%%
If the dumbass Rag and Cream pair who've locked themselves up in the Relic Room got any sense in their heads, they'll escape when that door is opened...
%%


TERRY CLOTH:

YES, YES, JBB AND I WILL HELP!!!  If only someone will let us out of the Sacred Relic Dungeon ... Room ... Palace... please?!  Even though we don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!

(( TERRY CLOTH, Scarlett-cheeked and all Rhett in the face because he quoted the wrong movie   :'( , is temporarily relocated to the Broken Arse Mao-ntain Re-Education Camp at the very, very far and musty back of the Sacred Relics Room.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 02, 2006, 09:35:00 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking around frantically for Terry, his beloved warshcloth))

%% Terry, where are you?  I swear I remember packing you from the last campsite.  Warshing is just not the same without your soft, clothy, sweet self.  I jes' pray now that no ky-ote eats up my precious Terry.%%

((Looks to Jack))


Huh? You say sumthin'?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on July 02, 2006, 09:38:11 pm
**
Ok...Who has the keys to the Sacred Relic Room?
I need some towels here , PLEASE!  :-\


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/shpLmb.jpg)


One lamb has been born ... I think there is another on the way ..

T-O-W-E-L-S!!  >:(  Arggghhh....

**


%%
Guess I'm gonna have to make do with one of the Director's discarded suits ...

(http://www.tinytim.org/photo/images/red-stripe-shirt.jpg)

%%

(( Rips it into little Tiny Pieces... Indapaddock hears a gasp from someone on set ...))


**
What??  He was planning on wearing this tonight??
Oh %$#@$$ !!!!!  >:(
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 09:41:43 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

ENNIS, I'M IN HERE.... WAAAAAY at the back... here with these Tara-ble curtains...

%% darn it, wrong movie again...   ;) %%

(( TERRY CLOTH starts over.  ))

ENNIS, JUST GRAB ME AND I'LL BE WITH YOU AND YOUR BLUE-EYED PUP IN THAT TENT WHEN YOU SPIN HIM ON HIS HEEL... TAKE JBB TOO... PLEASE...!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 02, 2006, 09:47:50 pm
** FSD has encountered technical difficulties and so will be away some for a while.  However, she can offer advice to Terry Cloth and JBB. **

"Terry, you and JBB are not locked in a room.  You simply need to use the spaces between matter as the conduit for your passageway.  Let me show you..."

(( FSD demonstrates highly evolved technique for moving through matter.  ))

**  FSD swears Terry and JBB to secrecy, which is completely unnecessary, as they have no idea how they just got out of the Sacred Relic Room.  FSD predicts High Priestess ain't gonna like this one little bit. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 10:05:18 pm

(( Having been ripped into Tiny pieces like Mr. Raymille's old suit, and pushed by kindly and indulgent, if currently internet-impaired, FSD through the spaces between what matters -- Love -- and who does not -- HIGH  PRIESTESS   ;) --, and then reassembled outside of the Sacred Relic Room, TERRY CLOTH grabs his friend JBB.  They scram up the Mountain, carefully avoiding the placenta puddle near the no-longer PREGNANT SHEEP, and head to the hills for a Night Never To Be Forgotten.  ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on July 02, 2006, 10:32:47 pm
(( Indapaddock waves arms about, beaming ...))


**
Everyone, I am very pleased to announce that our sheep mom, Toula, has safely given birth to two bouncing baby lambs ...  Mother and lambs are doing absolutely brilliantly!  :D

(http://www.almondvalley.co.uk/pict%20pages/pict_images/pict_sheep7l.jpg)

In fact, the little ones are feeling much better, now that I have wrapped them up in the Tiny pieces of The Boss' old suit!


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/newLamb.jpg)

 :D

So please join me in welcoming these two new woolie members of our BAM community. 

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 02, 2006, 11:24:57 pm
The Moon's wrangler is up visiting her folks for a few days... and can only check in to BetterMost sporadically.  So, since the the first important night of romance seems to be fast approaching... The Moon thought she'd provide a few images now to set the scene... the full moon just must be present to reveal the true love between our boys.  So, please use these as necessary as the scene progresses.


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x6YjKhEFSMBu7yjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fluvdfe/EXP=1151983128/**http%3a//petulina.euweb.cz/obrazky/42/full_moon_in_pallas.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qenjahEtXgAxwKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1333fi85e/EXP=1151983399/**http%3a//www.gavinblairsafaris.com/images/newsletters/year2004/bots_full_moon.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x_RjahEwXQB2eijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12keejl92/EXP=1151983441/**http%3a//www.princeton.edu/%7ejhalderm/pics/pu0001/m/full_moon.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 11:48:40 pm
((Meryl returns from the opera humming))

** Don'tcha poke it insofah, you don't know how big---- WHAT'S THIS?!!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka4.jpg)

((Sees the door to the Sacred Relic Room has swung open.  All the Sacred Relics are in the Champagne Lounge getting royally squiffed.  The Two Bloody Shirts are in a very compromising position atop the bar.))

** Everybody back in the Room before I have you all demoted to Trashy Show Props!!  Giddyap!! **

((The SR's drop their flutes of Moet and trip over each other in a stampede to get back to their respective shelves, not before the Old Rose Bottle throws up all over Cassie's Tube Top and the Two Bloody Shirts get hopelessly rolled up into a slobbering, weepy knot))

** GAH! Whatta mess!  This is the work of that wicked Terry.  He's played upon the sympathies of that lah-di-dah fairy dust junkie Celeste and made off up the Mountain again! **

((Grabs Sacred Binoculars, climbs to penthouse terrace and scans the trail leading up to the Tent shoot.  The Moon is at the full in preparation for TS1.  Two tiny figures can be seen hopping madly up the slope leaving a faint trail of goop.))

** AHA!!! **



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 12:08:10 am

The Moon is at the full in preparation for TS1.





(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qenjahEtXgAxwKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1333fi85e/EXP=1151983399/**http%3a//www.gavinblairsafaris.com/images/newsletters/year2004/bots_full_moon.jpg)


Moon:  ((gulp!))

%% Ya mean me?%%

**Where are all the other Farkeen Actors?  I'm scared!  Nobody said I would be doing this all by myself!**

((shudders and sobs))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 12:28:44 am
YOUNG JACK:

((looks over all the people gone absolutely crazy: the Terry Cloth, Jack's Body Butter, the Stick, and even the Moon.))

** Um, people, we still got a few scenes left to do. You all're gettin' ahead of yourselves. We've got a whole afternoon up on the mountain, and THEN comes the evening...  If we hadn't been worried so much about poor Terry and JBB, we could have moved on. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumičre on July 03, 2006, 12:42:07 am
YOUNG JACK:

**
 We've got a whole afternoon up on the mountain, and THEN comes the evening... **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/mvSh.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 03, 2006, 03:34:38 am
Mr.RAYMILLE'S ASSISTANT:

((reading the thread to catch up on The Adventures of Terry and the Relics))

** Bravo, Everyone!  Sorry to have been gone for four effen pages.  You all are great.  Who could have imagined... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 03, 2006, 10:14:41 am

The Moon is at the full in preparation for TS1.  Two tiny figures can be seen hopping madly up the slope leaving a faint trail of goop.



TERRY CLOTH:

** Just to be as clear as the slick here, for anyone who might rightfully be confused, the goop-trailers to which the HIGH PARTYCRASHER refers are me and JBB... not post-rehearsal Jack & Ennis...  maybe.  Someone please get the reins on those boys and get them back onset before they go sky-high again...  ;)  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 03, 2006, 10:44:23 am
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 TO CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER#2 (translated from Spanish):

This is exactly the same thing that happened on Swooning Nonstop. They get up to the money shot and then get all distracted with props and things and the action never takes place! Wanna make a bet that TS1 never happens? C'mon Fuzzy, let's get back to the sunny side of the mountain, I think we've got TS63 to perform!!

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/2-shotgauchofrombehind.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 03, 2006, 10:44:31 am
** Director Raymille is concerned about the potential tensions increasing on the set as sacred relics escape, Jack & Ennis get closer to the tent scene, the High Priestess gets closer to being institutionalized..., and has turned to an old Aussie tradition to smooth ruffled feathers.  Apparently, in Australia, every person is issued a koala, a kangaroo and a boomerang at birth.  The koala is just adorable, and makes everyone smile no matter what.

So - courtesy of our esteemed director, koalas for everyone!!  YAY!  Enjoy.  Watch out for the claws and the eucalyptus smell.  Bet everyone's feeling better already!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/koala.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 03, 2006, 11:02:00 am
TERRY CLOTH:

** And, no, I am NOT that fluffy baby koala's daddy... so don't even start with me, please!   ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 12:34:23 pm
==TODAY'S UPDATE  -  WE ARE STILL HERE, AT THE BEGINING OF SCENE 20:

`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
%%Continuity Director's Private Journal, Monday July 3, 2006, 12:20 PM E.S.T.:


Shey-it!!  Accordin' to that know-all Daniel, who plays the part of Young Jack, we are only half way up the mountain, and he and DeeDee and most of the other farkeen ac-tors went out and got drunk last night and missed their calls this mornin'.  I am jus about at the end of ma rope, what with that, and with ma boss bein' unavoidably distracted, and so much of tha responsibility fallin' on me.  I flubbed a scene last night, the moon came up at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, how embarrassin' is that for the farkeen Con-tinuity Director ta f _ _ k up the Continuity!!  I will NEVER be able to live that down...  Where THE HELL are those no-account ac-tors!!!  %%
``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````




SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP / THE LAST MATING DANCE BEFORE FIRST NIGHT IN TENT

THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANT(S) ARE NEEDED ON SET:
Lucise The Sheep Wrangler
Music Director



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
The Spit in Ennis' Hand
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Ennis's Stick during Water Walkin' Jesus
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):
High Priestess (as always)
Props Magician (as always)
Feng Shui Director (as always)
The Horny Fly
Cat Stevens
Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on July 03, 2006, 02:28:55 pm
Sheep pisses everywhere!

*I've done my part!* ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 03, 2006, 02:32:58 pm
((JBB scowls))

** Were you the woolly git who stepped on me yesterday? ** >:(
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 03, 2006, 04:46:54 pm

** Director Raymille is concerned about the potential tensions increasing on the set as sacred relics escape, Jack & Ennis get closer to the tent scene, the High Priestess gets closer to being institutionalized..., and has turned to an old Aussie tradition to smooth ruffled feathers.  Apparently, in Australia, every person is issued a koala, a kangaroo and a boomerang at birth.  The koala is just adorable, and makes everyone smile no matter what.

So - courtesy of our esteemed director, koalas for everyone!!  YAY!  Enjoy.  Watch out for the claws and the eucalyptus smell.  Bet everyone's feeling better already!  **


%% Now they've gone nuts. Now they've gone completely nuts! %%  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Euleerstaunt.jpg)

** Hey, FSD! Wtf am I supposed to do with that lazy, furry fellow up here, hunh?? **   >:(


(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008578.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 03, 2006, 05:02:37 pm

((Owl Olivia starts to think she is in a bad movie...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/KoalasKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Euleverblfft.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 05:09:43 pm
SCENE: Late Afternoon

YOUNG JACK:

((busies himself settin' up the tent and then building up the campfire, gettin' dinner ready: Beans'n'bananas again.))

((looks up as ENNIS approaches the campsite.))

Getting hungry, Ennis? Supper'll be ready in a few.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: David on July 03, 2006, 05:18:54 pm
%% Jacks Zipper is giddy at the thought of Ennis' arrival %%  ((Zips down, zips up, zips down, zips up!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 03, 2006, 05:33:59 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%%  Hmm...  there sure seems to be some confusion and commotion goin' on in my FLY area...  my buttons are trying to zip up and down like they was on a rolly-coaster....what the hell?!  I don't blame 'em fer wanting ta expedite matters when it comes to Easy Ennis Access, but fer cryin' out loud, these buttons tryin' to make zippy noises is some REAL high class entertainment if ya ask me, which you didn't. Might as well let 'em have their fun.    ::)%%
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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 05:56:22 pm
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  REVISIONS TO THE SCRIPT!

Due to the critical importance of Tent Scene 1, Director Raymille has called in from his remote location where he has been conducting a casting call for his next movie.  He is ever so sorry he cannot be here, BUT HE PROMISES THAT HE WILL RETURN SHORTLY!  In the meantime he has given us instructions to slow it down!

As TS1 is the very first milestone in the Jack-and-Ennis affair of the heart, where two souls first join together in all that is good and right, it must not be rushed!  We have been directed to further break down Scene 20 into smaller more manageable scenes.  Henceforth Scene 20 is re-scripted as:

Scene 20.a  -  Tent Don’t Look Right

Scene 20.b  -  Walter Walkin’ Jesus

Scene 20.c  -  “Shit.  I’m goin to go up to the Sheep Now”

Scene 20.d  -  “Ennis!  Quit Your Hammerin’ And Get Over Here”

Scene 20.e,f,g,h,i,j  -  Jack and Ennis Get It On (NC17)

Scene 20.s  -  (The Next Morning) Don’t That Boy Look Contented!

Scene 20.t  -  Ennis Goes Back To Sheep

End of Scene 20



CD TJ
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Post by: Pipedream on July 03, 2006, 06:04:17 pm
((The owls and the Props Magician are going to take a little nap now and hope they won't miss anything crucial...))  :)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 07:29:57 pm
SCENE: Late Afternoon

YOUNG JACK:

((busies himself settin' up the tent and then building up the campfire, gettin' dinner ready: Beans'n'bananas again.))

((looks up as ENNIS approaches the campsite.))

Getting hungry, Ennis? Supper'll be ready in a few.




YOUNG ENNIS:

((Walks to the campsite after a long day of sheep watching.  Looks around at the site))

%% Wow, look at 'em settin' things up fer me.  I only wish I could share that tent with 'em at night.  Gets mighty cold all alone up there with them sheep%%

Hey bud, whut we eatin' tonight?

%% uh, is that beans and bananas again?  I don't know if I could get that down.  I sure hope he kin kiss better'in his cooking%%

Sure am lookin' forward to the beans and bananas.  I wuz gonna warsh up, but can't seem to find my warshrag, so let's eat now.


%% Sigh..Terry, where ya off to boy?%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 07:34:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiling up at Ennis))

You sure this food is alright. I mean, if you want some meat or somethin', I wouldn' mind trying to cook that instead.

((looks over his shoulder at the banana clusters))

You know those bananas'll spoil if we don't get 'em eaten sometime soon.

((Broad grin at Ennis, serves up beans'n'bananas, then leans back on the log and pulls out his HARMONICA))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 07:58:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis walks around the tent, daring not to look at Jack lying there))

You know, this here tent don' look quite right, kinda tilting one way more than the other.

%% Don't look at 'em.  Keep eyes on tent. Look at those lips playing that sweet littlle instrument..sigh. This ain't right, I tell ya.%%

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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 08:10:19 pm
YOUNG JACK

((lays down on the log and looks up at Ennis who is standing behind him, holding the HARMONICA near his mouth.))

((He licks his lips, concentrating fully on Ennis's eyes))

Got any requests?
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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 08:11:43 pm


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)

(http://www.music-with-ease.com/harmonica-1.gif)

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Post by: Lumičre on July 03, 2006, 08:19:29 pm


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 08:22:34 pm
YOUNG JACK

((lays down on the log and looks up at Ennis who is standing behind him, holding the HARMONICA near his mouth.))

((He licks his lips, concentrating fully on Ennis's eyes))

Got any requests?



YOUNG ENNIS:

%%"ooooh love ta love ya baby....aaaahhhh love to love ya baby..%%

Nope, can't think a nuthin' at the moment.
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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 08:30:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((raises an eyebrow, still looking at ENNIS upside down))

Nothin'? Nothin' at all? I wouldn mind playin' ya, I mean playin' it for ya, I mean playin' a song for ya if you told me what it was.
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 08:41:54 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I wonder what it would be like to be blown, uh played by those lips.. That harmonica is one lucky feller.%

Tell ya one thing, that harmonica don't sound quite right, neither.  Mebbe ya ought to try blowin it diff'rent.


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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 08:49:26 pm
Quote




(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)




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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 08:50:58 pm
YOUNG JACK

((After several attempts to blow the harmonica, looks up at Ennis))

I know. It just don't wanna make any sound at all.

((looks in the harmonica to see if anything is clogged in it.))

%% Oh, that's right, dumb mare threw me. %%

Maybe it got damaged when that mare threw me.... Err, I mean when she slipped on that banana peel.
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 03, 2006, 09:28:28 pm
** New photos from Director Raymille's latest travels have been released just now.  You may know that a special tax was levied on the citizens of his home town in Australia to fund a boob-reclamation project for him, which has resulted finally in successful plastic surgery.  The Director is now perky and ready for his role as Lureen.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/flameno1.jpg)


** With his new figure intact, and his love for red, it was only natural that he express his creative energy in a way that honors both.  So - he's been in Spain honing the fine art and craft of flamenco dancing.  Below are a few pics of him just today.  You will see he has a real flair for it. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/flamenco2.jpg)

** Director Raymille met his teacher on-set here when she served as the instructor for the Low Startle Point Horse.  Turns out the turning and twisting of LSP Horse is identical to that of flamenco.  LSP Horse and Director Raymille practice together often. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/flamenco.jpg)

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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 09:55:10 pm



%%WTF!! He told me he had to go on an important casting call for his next picture! :-\  >:(%%


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Post by: newyearsday on July 03, 2006, 10:02:51 pm
Quote
** Director Raymille met his teacher on-set here when she served as the instructor for the Low Startle Point Horse.  Turns out the turning and twisting of LSP Horse is identical to that of flamenco.  LSP Horse and Director Raymille practice together often. **

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((whips mane around, looks directly at audience, and whispers))

**It's true, She taught me everything I know. Here we are together during my early training, when I was a teen-filly and was into peroxide and 80's music....**

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g303/dancedolphin/zimmer.jpg)


**Now as for Mr. Raymille, well, I guess you could call it practice....how do you think he got so good at "casting" all these wonderful ac-tors? I must say, there's something... almost...spiritual to the way he...((LSP HORSE breaks into song, complete with head banging)) turns me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round round round!**

**Which is more than I can say for my Jack here....Sigh**

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Post by: newyearsday on July 03, 2006, 10:13:13 pm
YOUNG JACK

((After several attempts to blow the harmonica, looks up at Ennis))

I know. It just don't wanna make any sound at all.

((looks in the harmonica to see if anything is clogged in it.))

%% Oh, that's right, dumb mare threw me. %%

Maybe it got damaged when that mare threw me.... Err, I mean when she slipped on that banana peel.

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

** Slipped on a banana peel, my ass. He better get his strory straight or I'll peel his banana!**

%% Hmmm, that don't sound like such a bad idea... %%
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Post by: RouxB on July 04, 2006, 02:51:16 am
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 04, 2006, 04:36:19 am
(( FSD brings new plants onto set to balance energy. ))

** Plants have red leaves.  Red symbolizes energy that our boys will need:  Assertive, daring, determined,  energetic,  energy, passion, action, devotion, power, courage, protection, enthusiasm, spontaneity, impulsive, heat, fire, blood, love, warmth, excitement and aggression. **

** Piney bonsai has been discarded by High Priestess, but these colorful Crotons will do just the trick. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/croton2.jpg)  (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/croton3.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/croton4.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 05:25:14 pm
Mika, the musical dumbass mule:


((Pokes head out from among the colorful leaves and brays in anticipation.))


**Didn't I hear something called TS1 is coming up? Makes me antsy and giddy and nervous and curious all at once. And even if it's cold here, I'm feeling strangly hot.... I'd better hang around, ready to serenade any proceedings that happen to catch my attention.**


((Starts scarfing down bananas))


**Whut? I *always* go on a binge while anticipating major events! The mountain is practically vibrating - the tension's been building so strong! The energy levels are off the charts! I can't pretend nothing's happening here!**
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Post by: Kelda on July 04, 2006, 05:30:10 pm
phew.. missed out in 10 pages and not missed tent scene one yet! woohoo!!
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 06:00:11 pm
phew.. missed out in 10 pages and not missed tent scene one yet! woohoo!!

JBB:

** Indeed. They've kept me hanging around on set all day waiting for this Twist fellow. Softening someone's arse is not a 5 minute job you know! TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!! Goddammit man, where is your arse??!!**

((Sits repeatedly snapping lid in a temper))
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Post by: Meryl on July 04, 2006, 06:36:29 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MissKittyGun.jpg)


((The High Priestess gazes after the fleeing Warshcloth and Jack's Body Butter, eyes narrowing.....))

%% I'll get you, my Terry...and your little Tube, too!! %%

((Retires to scarf down a banana for energy))

%% That mule isn't so dumb after all! %%
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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2006, 06:44:21 pm

phew.. missed out in 10 pages and not missed tent scene one yet! woohoo!!

Hostile Member of the Audience:

**Git lost Lureen!  Yur not on yet!!!!  Yur at least two years too early, yur not in yur costume, cain't ya see that the Per-formance is playin? ???  This ain't the rehersal tha knows!!!**


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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2006, 06:50:49 pm
Another Intoxicated Buffoon From the Audience:

**Waddya mean Lureen??  That washen' Lureen!!!  Wassa matta with yer eyes man, that sweet lil gal was Lashawn , uhmm...  I mean Cassie!!  Yea,  thas who it was, it was Cassie!**



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Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 06:55:44 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MissKittyGun.jpg)

JBB:

**Sheeeeeeee-it!!!! Who the hell is that?**

((JBB shuffles into undergrowth))

**If that old witch gets a holda me ain't no knowin' where she'll end up spreadin' me!! Better get me a disguise!**

((Shuffling, grunting and much lid snapping behind bush... JBB emerges as...))

(http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/NAT0202.jpg)

** She'll never recognise me now!!**

** But where's my man Terry? She might be using him to warsh her unmentionables!! TERRY!!!!**

((Calls into the echoey silence...))

**TEEEEEEEEEERRY!!!!**
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Post by: Lumičre on July 04, 2006, 07:08:24 pm
%%
This is some hi-class entertainment here if you ask me!  :laugh:
...NOT!  >:(

Hmm ... I think I need me some of that Bottom Soothing lotion because I been waiting here on my behind all day, waiting to see some Tent Scene action ...!  And what do I get?  ZILCH! ZERO!  NADA!   ::)

Now where did I see that Arse Bottom Soothing cream lying around ?...

%%


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Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 07:14:37 pm
%%
Now where did I see that Arse Bottom Soothing cream lying around ?...
%%




((JBB tries to wriggle out of Lucise Indapaddock's grip))

** Well really! Ms Indapaddock, you might have washed your hands first... seein' as you've been birthin' them stupid sheep all day! Gerroff!! Gerroff!!!**
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Post by: Lumičre on July 04, 2006, 07:20:50 pm
((JBB tries to wriggle out of Lucise Indapaddock's grip))

** Well really! Ms Indapaddock, you might have washed your hands first... seein' as you've been birthin' them stupid sheep all day! Gerroff!! Gerroff!!!**


**  Well JBB, Indapaddock is a Mister!  As you are about to discover ...
Sit STILL!   I only want a little bit to sooth my aching butt muscles ... >:(
And I think the state of my hands should be the least of yer worries right now ...
Stay still!!
**


((Indapaddock wrestles with Bottom Lotion ...))


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Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 07:51:57 pm
Mika, the musical dumbass mule:


((Is moving slowly back and forth, back and forth in the field near the tent, swishing tail and showing every sign of antsy anticipation.))


=Would be biting fingernails if hooves weren't only option.=


((Starts humming, then singing; - soft, slow and mulish:))


~~Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight our cowboys sure will see stars.
Tonight, tonight,
no little thing tonight
And when this night ends,
they’ll have come far.

Today
Old Brokeback seems to tremble,
The wind whispers of passion,
And still the sky is light . . .

Oh moon, grow bright,
And shine on tent scene one - soon - this night!~~
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 04, 2006, 08:27:33 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

((Shuffles a little closer to that dumbass mule))

%% Well, what's this?  That dumbass mule is singin' again...  and it sure is pretty.  I thought that mule'd still be mad at me for spookin' when we saw that bear.  My man Ennis was madder'n a old wet hen when those dumbasses flung all the food supplies everywhere...  he was cussin' and growlin' worse than that bear, all the way back to camp.  No more of his sweet hummin' that was so nice, just like dumbass's singing over here.  Hm-m-mmm.....   NO!  My Momma told me never to step over the line into donkeyland or muleville.  She said it just wasn't right, and to stick with my own kind.  I loved my Momma, but sometimes a horse's gotta do what a....   and that damned Low Startle Point Horse (Yee-haw!) has been too busy twirling and stomping and.......   not giving me the time of day.   So....        did I say Yee Haw?!!  I meant HEE HAW!!!  %%   ;D
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Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 08:41:41 pm
Mika:


((Inches closer to Cigar Butt, while continuing to hum softly and hypnotically.))


**He's so good-looking! And dependable. Solid. Bet he thinks I'm mad about that bear incident.... Well, if he does then he's the dumbass! If he hadn't a spooked then, I would have had a *make* him spook!  Ennis was humming so nicely while riding along, true - but not to Jack!  Ennis and Jack were getting nowhere - we had to help push them along, get them to worryting over each other, helping each other out, caring for each other. Nothing like a little fear and some bleeding to break the ice. Cigar Butt did good. Perhaps I should tell him?**


((Bats eyelashes pensively, nickers softly))

 
**He probably thinks I'm below him. ((Sighs sadly)) Thinks he'll hafta stick to his own kind.  Too bad.... I'd give him more than the time of day, if he'd ever dare to look my way!**
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Post by: DeeDee on July 04, 2006, 10:58:34 pm
YOUNG JACK

((After several attempts to blow the harmonica, looks up at Ennis))

I know. It just don't wanna make any sound at all.

((looks in the harmonica to see if anything is clogged in it.))

%% Oh, that's right, dumb mare threw me. %%

Maybe it got damaged when that mare threw me.... Err, I mean when she slipped on that banana peel.



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Nervously walking around the tent trying not to look at Jack in such a compromising position.))

Banana peel?  You wan' me to believe that?  That mare, she threw ya, I bet.  You bein' all sure she wouldn'.

%%She probably gettin all excited with them tight thighs on either side of her, and that smooth butt ridin' her all the time...hell I would have bucked him ma'self%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 04, 2006, 11:16:47 pm
** Um, not yet, Ms. Moon. We got the rest of the evenin' then the moon can come up. Alright, darlin'?**

YOUNG JACK:

((chuckles to himself and grins up at Ennis))

Can't pull the wool over yer eyes, can I, Ennis? Yer right, that mare got lucky, tossed me 'bout 20 feet. I bet if you'd been there you could have handled her... You've got those firm hands of yours... %% that I want all over my body %% 'Twas good I landed in the brush, even though I did get scratched up a little.

Here, whit yer whistle and I'll see if I can dredge up some other entertainmen' since the harmonica aint soundin' right.
((tosses WHISKEY BOTTLE to ENNIS))
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Post by: Daniel on July 04, 2006, 11:38:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As Ennis takes a swig from the whiskey bottle, gets up from the fire and moves a little away. The orchestra begins to play the musical dumbass mule's song again.))

**Tonight, tonight,
won't be a reg'lar night.
Tonight we'll have a feast by the fire.**

((looks wistfully over at Ennis, who is still preoccupied by the tent))
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Post by: alec716 on July 04, 2006, 11:40:28 pm
(http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/NAT0202.jpg)

** She'll never recognise me now!!**

** But where's my man Terry? She might be using him to warsh her unmentionables!! TERRY!!!!**

((Calls into the echoey silence...))

**TEEEEEEEEEERRY!!!!**


TERRY CLOTH:

** JBB, my darlin' little Tiddley-Pom friend, I'm alright, I'm alright... over here in the sheep-pee drenched bushes.  No worries, the HIGHLY UNMENTIONABLE PRIESTESS' army didn't get me and neither that dancin' elk nor those flirtin' equines done stepped on me yet.

** After we got separated on our goop trail, I headed down by the stream to see if I could find you, and I got held up by Walter... you know Walter...     





Scene 20.b  -  Walter Walkin’ Jesus








** Walter, that new guy who the Continuity Director says is gonna be in Scene 20.b.  Needed me to dry off the bottoms of his feet after his rehearsal.  Anyway, get'cher Tiddley-Pommey self outta the Sheep Wrangler's palms and let's head up to that not-gonna-look-right-tent.... I'll race you there!  **
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Post by: DeeDee on July 04, 2006, 11:47:12 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Hears the music and starts twirling around))


                                  **Tonight, tonight
                               we'll have some fun tonight
                               And the sheep can be damned
                                      to hellfire.
**

(( Looks back at Jack for encouragement))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 04, 2006, 11:59:48 pm
** Um, not yet, Ms. Moon. We got the rest of the evenin' then the moon can come up. Alright, darlin'?**

**Hmmmm.  Sorry.  I deleted the premature moon beams.**
(( :-\ :-X ))

**Just let me know when my cue comes around...**
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 05, 2006, 12:14:47 am
**Umm... OK, so someone alerted me that y'all are needing a sunset around here.  So, here we go.  Don't laugh and point at me if I'm jumping in at the wrong time again.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiAxPKtEipYAsyWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12t38008g/EXP=1152159153/**http%3a//www.oakroad.net/photo-lib/image/large/z-sunset-mountains-39837.jpg)
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Post by: Jack-and-Ennis on July 05, 2006, 12:24:10 am
YOUNG JACK and ENNIS together:

((still singing along with the orchestra))

** Today the hours went by slowly.
But now the sun is falling and soon the moon will rise.
((YOUNG JACK winks at Ms. Moon))
Oh moon, shine bright.
And make this endless day into night.
Tonight**

((YOUNG JACK and ENNIS look at each other across the campfire... still uncertain of what is going to happen tonight.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: twistedude on July 05, 2006, 12:37:41 am
I assume it's O.K. if a goddamned string of saliva hates every show you're using for songs...YUK!!!!!

Pauline Kael wrote 11 damning pages about WSS in the New yoriker, but it didn't do any good...

As for TSOM,  Pleeease, Joking Jesus, gimmie a break...
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 05, 2006, 12:41:28 am
((The orchestra performs a sweeping modulation into the moody, tight rhythms of the B section))

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Nilsson.jpg)

** The Head Gal’s gonna have her way--tonight,
She’ll make that slipp’ry Warshcloth pay--tonight!
He whines that Ennis needs him.  Bull. Shit.
It isn’t in the screenplay—he’s adding a bit! **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 12:54:17 am
((The orchestra performs a sweeping modulation into the moody, tight rhythms of the B section))

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Nilsson.jpg)

** The Head Gal’s gonna have her way--tonight,
She’ll make that slipp’ry Warshcloth pay--tonight!
He whines that Ennis needs him.  Bull. Shit.
It isn’t in the screenplay—he’s adding a bit! **




(( Refusing to B modulated, moody TERRY CLOTH thinks of tight ... um ... rhythms .... and sings ... ))

**  Tonight, tonight,
      the tent won't look quite right.
      And tonight there'll be no rough skin.

     Tonight, tonight,
     I'll caress my friends tonight
     And warsh away their first-chance sin.

     Tonight...  **
   
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 12:58:49 am
YOUNG JACK:

((still singing with the orchestra))

**Tonight, tonight -
Oh come on now, we ain't even at night yet. ((Orchestra suddenly dies down)) This is still evenin'.**

((Sits down at the campfire and takes a swig of the whiskey Ennis's handed him.))

Hey, Ennis. You know any hymns. I got this one runnin' around in my head. Let me know if ya heard it.

There was a sinner named Walter that blamed God.
And God sent to him his only Son.
And Jesus he walked on that Sinner.
And now Walter, he's a big Winner.
I know I shall meet you on that final day.
Walter Walkin Jesus, take me away!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 01:06:34 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Listens to Jack, tapping along with his stick, starting to have a real good time))

Sounds good, bud.  Never did hear it.  Like tha way you sing it though.  Let me get some more a that whiskey.

%% The boy is getting snookered, need to keep up with em.  Don't want him to think I ain't all man.%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 01:17:52 am
YOUNG JACK

((nods sullenly and hands Ennis the Whisky Bottle))

My mama, though, she raised me right. Lerned me all about religion. 'bout how there was a partin' of the red herrin' and all that.. And Jesus and his disciples... they were Pentacostals, though, thats for sure.... We all gotta watch out fer that Pentacost.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 05, 2006, 11:12:47 am
** FSD apologizes for her recent absence.  She has been studying and refining her techniques. **

(( FSD places Cell Balancer in dressing rooms of each actor as well as all cast members.  They are red in honour of Director Raymille's favourite colour (spelled with a 'u' also in honour of his Aussie roots. FSD has brought these on-set, as the energy of the entire story is moving in a new direction. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/activatordisc.jpg)

**  FSD explains that the Cell Balancer is a nurturing approach to transformation. The 6” x 4.5” plate features tuned harmonic-geometric copper antennas that activate your cells’ higher potential.

FSD instructs cast and crew to use this precision-tuned miracle of cosmic technology to:

- Restore the true unique blueprint of your divine nature,
- Release layers of toxic and distorted energy vibrations,
- Remember your timeless wisdom, waiting within for its activation,
- Experience the joy of living that is your birthright.

When you place your fingertips on the Cell-Balancer, you’re “in circuit” with the transformational energies.  Spiritual healing patterns of transformation flow through your energy pathways, directly into the spiritual cells of the body.  The Cell-Balancer transmutes negative energy-patterns trapped in your energy-body that confine, limit or distort your true self.  As you release the energy distortions, you are freed to access your true essence. **

%% FSD thinks to herself that perhaps no one understood any of that, but at least the discs also make nice decorative pieces!  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 11:37:25 am
TERRY CLOTH:

(( His newly-bleached cheeks are flushed red from the excitement of receiving FSD's latest teaching.  ))

Don't worry, FSD, I hear ya!  Thanks for the schoolin'.  I always wanted to be a sophomore, thought the word had a nice ring to it.

**  With all this talk of fingertips, vibrations, waiting for activation, unique blue eyes of a divine nature, and nice, decorative pieces, I better pick up the pace here pronto!  **

((  TERRY CLOTH, ever the humble servant, moves himself in a different direction and hurries the meter of his march up the Mountain.  He is eager to be where he is NeededMost.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 12:48:22 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Taking even bigger swigs from the whiskey bottlle.))

%%Red herrin'?%%

Whut exactly is the Pentacost?  Is it like a tornado gonna come down an' take us somewheres? Whut is it that we're lookin' for?  I mean ma mamma never said nuthin' 'bout no pentacostin'

(( Ennis suddenly very embarassed about his ignorance, spill whiskey all over his pants))

%%TERRY!!! How could you just leave me?? Without you, I have nuthin' to lap up this spilt whiskey%%

(( Looks at Jack))

%% hmmmm%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 01:08:51 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis suddenly very embarassed about his ignorance, spill whiskey all over his pants))

%%TERRY!!! How could you just leave me?? Without you, I have nuthin' to lap up this spilt whiskey%%



TERRY CLOTH:

** I'm right here, Ennis!!   Long story about owls and relics and lotion and bein' captive-ated and the HIGH PRIESTESS' major diva power trip and some guy named Nelson Mandala that the Feng Shui Director keeps sayin' all over the set is well-hung.   I finally made it up this Broken Arsed Mountain and I'm hiding under the bushes so that Low Startle Point nag don't turn me back into a pee-soaked rag.  ;) **

**  Come git me and I'll git whatever's spilt in your lap... hey and there's the blue-eyed pup guy with the great locks who sleeps in the tent... I hope you got the right whis-key to turn you two into tumblers.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 03:54:34 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Taking even bigger swigs from the whiskey bottlle.))

%%Red herrin'?%%

Whut exactly is the Pentacost?  Is it like a tornado gonna come down an' take us somewheres? Whut is it that we're lookin' for?  I mean ma mamma never said nuthin' 'bout no pentacostin'

(( Ennis suddenly very embarassed about his ignorance, spill whiskey all over his pants))

%%TERRY!!! How could you just leave me?? Without you, I have nuthin' to lap up this spilt whiskey%%

(( Looks at Jack))

%% hmmmm%%

YOUNG JACK

((a little concerned about the spilled whiskey, starts up.))

You wanna watch it there, Ennis. We don' have too much of the stuff. And asides, I know from 'xperience that that stuff'll stain. You got a cloth handy?

((notices Ennis's warshrag in the bushes.))

Hey, Ennis. Isn't that yourn? Well I guess it'll do.

((swoops up TERRY CLOTH and pats Ennis's lap with it, trying to blot up as much of the whiskey as possible. He seems very concentrated on the task.))

What was it we was talkin' bout...?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 04:49:02 pm
YOUNG JACK

((swoops up TERRY CLOTH and pats Ennis's lap with it, trying to blot up as much of the whiskey as possible. He seems very concentrated on the task.))



((  The swooped TERRY CLOTH swoons as the loops on the back of his neck stand up from the goobly electricity of this moment.  In a stupor induced by New Love and Old Rose, TERRY CLOTH hopes that nothing stems the, ... um... tide which is carrying Our Heroes toward Tent Scene 1.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

(( botching his attempt to interact constructively with ENNIS' ZIPPER while lapping Ennis' lap, but gurgling through whiskey vapors as thick as the Mountain's morning mist ... ))

**  Hey BLUE HEELER, you gonna be OK with baby-sittin' the SHEEP?  **

((  The besotted TERRY CLOTH passes out in a haze.  He becomes as limp as, well, a warshrag.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 05:11:06 pm
Mika:

**Never have I been happier not to be one of them dogs! That Blue Heeler, he will have to stay up on the mountain with the sheep. Poor guy. Right now, nothin' and no-one could tear me away from my spot here right next to the tent**

((Swishes tail, sharpens eyes and ears, and unobtrusively steps a little closer. For once keeps completely and utterly silent, not wanting to disturb anyone at this crucial juncture))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on July 05, 2006, 05:17:40 pm
((Peeing sheep wanders over and decides to join in on the moment starts helping Jack mop up Ennis. Peeing sheep then by accident pees in the precious suply of Whiskey))

**Sorry I wish I could control myself sometimes! I guess Ennis and Jack can't blame the warm tingly feelings on Alcohol now...Muhahaha my plan is working! Feel free to punish the peeing incident...as long as you don't put me in the briar patch, I can't stand those awful briar patches. ;D**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 05, 2006, 05:40:05 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%%Aw, shoot.....   SHOOT!  One of my danged buttons is hangin' by a thread--  I don't know whether it was from all them little guys pretendin' ta be a zipper and gettin' all crazy with their zippy imitations, or if it was from this HUGE stretchin' goin' on in my button area, ever since YOUNG JACK started moppin' up the whiskey spill.  He ain't even tryin' to hide it, neither....   maybe he wants YOUNG ENNIS to admire what he's got up front?  I reckon that's it.  He'll be admirin' things a little more up front and personal than planned if I don't rein in that wayward button and his buddies. %%

CIGAR BUTT -

~~~doot de doot de doo dee doo doo do-o-o-o....  take a walk on the mu-ule side..~~~   %% Dang it, did I just sing that out loud? My Mom would slaughter me! %%   ;D

ME - ** As testament to my dedication to the Bean Site and this production...   I am at the PUBLIC LIBRARY because the power is out at my home!  Limited time here, so I'm hoping power will be back before it's time for any heavy duty button-flyin',  PANTS yankin', and spittin'.  (David Zippy-buttons, where are you?!)  Anyway, hope to be back soon!**   ::)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 06:01:23 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Jumps up and  looks as Jack grabs his beloved Terry and starts walking back))

%% What a relief, my Terry is here.  But why isn't he..oooh, uhh, bud whatcha doin' there? hmmm, nice.%%

Um, thanks bud. I kin take it from 'ere.  Sun goin' down mighty pretty right now. Don't right feel like goin' up to them sheep right now... Mebbe I'll jes' have a liitle more a that whiskey.

%% Hey, what's that sheep doing over by our whiskey?%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 05, 2006, 06:40:34 pm

((The High Priestess takes a moment to perform necessary rituals before heading off in pursuit of the peccant Warshrag and Body Butter))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tentfruitcandles.jpg)

** O Great Mountain of Brokeback, watch over the Union that is about to take place.  Let your benevolent spirit fill the hearts of Our Boys and warm their Significant Parts, symbolized by the Fruits that they have so auspiciously consumed, yea even Bananas, and Apples Likened to Certain Canine Appendages. **

** May they stand firm **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/peniscandle.jpg)

** May the Moon remember her duty **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/mysticalmoon.jpg)

** And may the Children of the Night bear witness to this Consummation, as it has been foretold by Annie the Author Almighty **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/owl.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/elk.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/wolf.jpg)

YEEHAW




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 05, 2006, 06:50:52 pm
THE WIND:

** AMEN YEE HAW **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 05, 2006, 07:06:49 pm
((  The besotted TERRY CLOTH passes out in a haze.  He becomes as limp as, well, a warshrag.  ))

((JBB, having made the slow and arduous journey to the set from the marauding mitts of Lucise Indapaddock, collapses just outside the don't-look-right tent)).

** I'm here! At last, my finest hour! Grampy would've been so proud... *sniff*... alas, as a result of my encounter with Mr Indapaddock (surely one girly-lookin' Mr  ???) I am spent, ravaged, squeezed, emptied most wontonly of my remaining 6 fl.ozs.**

(http://iwow.cottages.polycount.com//CES_Log/Photo_Log/CES_Log01/Toothpaste_Tube02.jpg)

((Attempts to raise lid, but no longer possesses the strength or will))

** My sole consolation is to see my dear friend Terry so happy. Terry, my friend, you've been the greatest of companions. This role will be the making of you. I only wish i could've come along for the ride, dear friend... *gasp*... I bid you adieu... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 07:08:45 pm
Mika the dumbass mule:


((Trembles in awe at the mysteries and strength of the magical Brokeback rituals this most sacred night))


((Trembles in enraged worry at that dumb-ass sheep causing the whiskey to taste like sheep-piss or worse))


((Trembles in mule-blushing envy of TERRY CLOTH))


((Trembles hopefullly and bashfully both, sensing the vibes strong as electrical currents that are lacing this night, - especially when noticing Cigar Butt standing *very* near by))


((Trembles in suppressed laughter, quickly turned into proper contemplative awe, over ritual pink votive candles))


=Generally trembles so much, and for so many reasons, that the mountain starts subtly shaking, too. Everyone in the vicinity has to wonder if it's the tremors of a far-away earthquake, or the effect of too much whiskey, - or the impact that special person near you can sometimes have on your suddenly-weak knees, when the time is ripe and right...........=

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 05, 2006, 08:33:01 pm
**The Moon is on set... ready and waiting.  We don't seem to be quite there yet, but I'll be on hand when the moment's right.**

((  :-*  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 08:37:59 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Jumps up a looks as Jack grabs his beloved Terry and starts walking back))

%% What a relief, my Terry is here.  But why isn't he..oooh, uhh, bud whatcha doin' there? hmmm, nice.%%

Um, thanks bud. I kin take it from 'ere.  Sun goin' down mighty pretty right now. Don't right feel like goin' up to them sheep right now... Mebbe I'll jes' have a liitle more a that whiskey.

%% Hey, what's that sheep doing over by our whiskey?%%

YOUNG JACK:

((nods to Ennis, also sittin' by the fire.))

Sure enough. Won't need to go up to 'em sheep till later on tonight anyhow. Hey, um, where'd the whiskey go?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 08:50:00 pm

((  The besotted TERRY CLOTH passes out in a haze.  He becomes as limp as, well, a warshrag.  ))


((  Unable to remain limp in the presence of the powerful pheremones wafting about in the Mountain's evening air, and much to the consternation of many, TERRY CLOTH slowly rouses.  He breathes in the fumes of sheep-pee and, for the second time in the Performance, almost asphyxiates from the smell.  TERRY CLOTH carefully surveys all that has happened during his unfortunate unconsciousness.  Count his level of concern among those that are growing larger on this fateful evening.  ))


((The High Priestess takes a moment to perform necessary rituals before heading off in pursuit of the peccant Warshrag and Body Butter))


TERRY CLOTH:  

** Yeah, peccant, schmeccant, whatEVER.   ::)    Miss Fancy-Word Webster's here is cordially invited to get over her severe case of Diva Fee-vah.  Ya think the HIGHLY UNHELPFUL PRIESTESS could support a Sacred Relic or two at this Critical Career Juncture.  But no, it's all about her....   ;)  **

(( TERRY CLOTH then gasps aloud as his gaze falls upon the fallen Sacred Tube of JBB.  ))


** I am spent, ravaged, squeezed, emptied most wontonly of my remaining 6 fl.ozs.**

(http://iwow.cottages.polycount.com//CES_Log/Photo_Log/CES_Log01/Toothpaste_Tube02.jpg)

((Attempts to raise lid, but no longer possesses the strength or will))


TERRY CLOTH:  (( screams, brays, pees, whatever, in abject horror, but quietly so as not to disturb Our Heroes at their own Critical Career Junctures.  ))  

** NO, JBB, it's not YOU who is getting ravaged and spent tonight!!  PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, Doll!!  We need you tonight!  Ya look like someone pulled your lotion out hand over hand a yard at a time.  **

HEY, ANYBODY KNOW CARDIOTUBEMONARY RESCUSITATION AROUND HERE??!  We need the FSD now more than ever.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on July 05, 2006, 09:49:55 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

** I'm right here, Ennis!!    ...I finally made it up this Broken Arsed Mountain and I'm hiding under the bushes so that Low Startle Point nag don't turn me back into a pee-soaked rag.  ;) **

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

Warshrag and others, please forigive the time-lag
but just who do you think you're callin a nag?

There's no reason at all to call me that name
That tube-friend a yours, he's really to blame

He called me a nag too, though he didn't mention piss
Don't make me throw you in hot water for this!

Only thing here that's soaked with sheep-pee
Is that unfortunate bottle of YOUNG WHISKEY

So get your story straight, warshrag, if you please
Cause till now, I really liked you Terry----jeez!

If you'd just quit your hammerin with all this slander
and check the damn thread, go on, go take a gander

You'd see it's Jack Twist makes me jump and buck
though tonight I can see I'm shit outta luck

So let's get on with the story 'cause I don't wanna fight
There's too much love to be found on ol' Brokeback tonight.






Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 10:02:59 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is trying to settle down, the booze working its magic and gettin him slowly and assuredly drunk, while holding his beloved Terry))

%% I remember a time when I never wen' anywheres without my Terry, now I may have to let him go.  Looking at the boy with blue eyes, may not be room in ma life for 'em...sigh...feels like so long ago...that night we bonded%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 05, 2006, 10:10:47 pm
**  FSD explains that wands have been used in many cultures and are a wonderful tool for enegetic and healing work. Since they are used to direct and amplify energy, they are also very helpful in feng shui space clearing and blessings, and they are an invaluable tool to direct focused healing energy.  JBB has found herself empty well before the critical scene in which she is most needed; a resurrection of sorts is required. **

** JBB is in need of immediate healing and restoration, so FSD has brought her sacred wand to perform the necessary duties.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Wand.jpg)

(( FSD waves her wand, whispering the magical incantation to restore JBB to her original glory.  This is the same incantation FSD uses on soap operas to restore actors when they have been killed off, but found very popular, and the producers decide they must return.  ))

%% FSD thinks about how life flows through the spaces between matter.  It's the same lesson she tried to teach Terry and JBB the other day, but they didn't listen, and now she has to intervene again, which she does wonderfully well, bringing JBB sputtering back to life, fully restored.  %%


(http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/NAT0202.jpg)

** FSD remains concerned about JBB willingness to apply itself to all comers, and Terry's penchant for getting intoxicated and passing out. **

(( FSD whispers additional incantation to give them greater strenght and power to use their abilities for good.  ))

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