BBM Outtakes

[marakeshsparrow]

Jake- Hell yes I been to Mexico.  Is that fuckin' problem?

Heath - I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it...
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call,
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.

Jake - What the fuck are you talking about?

Now that is just plain CLEVER!

[David]

Jack: "So what do you want to do before heading back up to the Sheep?"



Ennis: "I was thinking we could jump in that stream over there bare ass naked and make some waves"

[vkm91941]

I swiped this one from my son, who posted it in Will's "Linez U won't hear in BBM" over of the TOB at IMDb..so with apologies to Dave 

First Tent Scene

Ennis: What're you doin'?

Jack: Trying to get in your friggin pants what do you think I'm doing!

Ennis: bout damn time, I been sending signals ever since you pulled up in that rattle trap old pick-up a yours. BUT I'm gettin' in your's first cowboy I been dreaming bout this for weeks!

Jack : grunting as Ennis shoves him over You have!?!

Ennis: Hell yes, getting drunk tonight was my last hope you'd make your move man!

ANG: CUT, sounds good guys but THAT is not the MOVIE we're making here.

[fernly]

Bumping this in hopes that funnier folks than me will post some new posts in this entertaining thread...

[fernly]

After the handshake:

“Your folks just stop at Ennis?”

“Yep.”

Thanks!