Author Topic: Say What? (Read 112823 times)

HerrKaiser · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2008, 01:24:54 am »

"Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made."

Prince Otto von Bismarck

Kelda · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2008, 02:54:23 pm »

like these!!

HerrKaiser · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2008, 11:09:10 pm »

"The English navy runs on two things--gin and buggery."

Winston Churchill

southendmd · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2008, 11:15:06 pm »

"I can resist anything, except temptation."

---Oscar Wilde

Jeff Wrangler · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2008, 11:22:44 pm »

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

---Benjamin Franklin

Marge_Innavera · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2008, 11:33:56 pm »

"Cocaine is God's way of telling someone they're making too much money."

~ somebody during the late 1970s

HerrKaiser · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2008, 11:52:05 pm »

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

---Benjamin Franklin

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

Kaiser Wilhelm II

delalluvia · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2008, 01:00:33 am »

"Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad it is good."

-- Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks lived too long in places with good pizza. When you don't live in such places, when a pizza is bad, it sucks.

HerrKaiser · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2008, 10:55:13 am »

Mel Brooks lived too long in places with good pizza. When you don't live in such places, when a pizza is bad, it sucks.

...and had too much good sex.

neither premise works in my book!

HerrKaiser · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:12:40 pm »

"It doesn't take all kinds...there just are all kinds."

Winston Churchill

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