Author Topic: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas  (Read 29666 times)

Offline Meryl

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #90 on: December 28, 2008, 12:31:31 am »

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve trailers parkin'


Eleven wedding ceremonies

Ten cans a beans,

Nine eldest daughters,

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
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« Last Edit: December 22, 2010, 11:41:32 am by Ellemeno »
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #91 on: December 28, 2008, 01:04:31 am »

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee


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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #92 on: December 28, 2008, 01:11:16 am »

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #93 on: December 28, 2008, 02:06:57 am »


On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #94 on: December 28, 2008, 03:19:40 am »
You all are awesome, and welcome Dev!!


On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee



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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #95 on: December 28, 2008, 01:00:37 pm »



On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #96 on: December 28, 2008, 05:53:52 pm »

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #97 on: December 28, 2008, 09:36:10 pm »

On the seventh day of Christmas, my brokie gave to me...

Seven old son of a bitches
Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #98 on: December 28, 2008, 10:25:33 pm »

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my brokie gave to me...

Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches
Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: Twelve Days of BBM Christmas
« Reply #99 on: December 29, 2008, 12:20:18 am »
On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee