Twelve Days of BBM Christmas

[Meryl]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Twelve trailers parkin'


Eleven wedding ceremonies

Ten cans a beans,

Nine eldest daughters,

Eight calves castratin',

Seven Don Wroe's cabins,

Six eagle feathers,

Five big-ass binoculars!

Four church socials,

Three ice cream cones,

Two cowboy hats and
   
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[serious crayons]

On the First day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[Lynne]

On the Second day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[Meryl]

On the Third day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[Ellemeno]

You all are awesome, and welcome Dev!!


On the Fourth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[Meryl]

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[LauraGigs]

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[Brokeback_Dev]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my brokie gave to me...

Seven old son of a bitches
Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[Meryl]

On the Eighth day of Christmas, my brokie gave to me...

Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches
Six electric knives
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee

[serious crayons]

On the Ninth day of Christmas, my Brokie gave to me...

Nine can openers openin,
Eight pussies on the hoof,
Seven old son of a bitches,
Six electric knives,
Five matin' calls,
Four winds a-blowin',
Three 30/30's,
Two shiny buckles, and
Firelight sparkling in an arch of pee