This is an oldie but worth passing on in case some of you
>> haven't seen it before.
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>> > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman
>> > wave at him and say hello.
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>> > He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
>> > from.
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>> > So he says, "Do you Know me?"To which she replies, "I think your
>> > the
>> > father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only
>> > time he as
>> > ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
>> > stripper from
>> > my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
>> > watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and
> then
>> > stuck a carrot up my butt???"
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>> > She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's
>> > math's teacher."