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Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« on: August 10, 2006, 05:54:58 pm »
And now for something.... completely different.

Comments welcome.  Be forewarned: for those who are very sensitive about BBM, you might find some or many of these photo captions very irreverent, and some may find them offensive.  Rated NC 17 for Strong Language and Themes.

I posted a collection of photo captions I created for a humor forum on another site, and when I saw you guys had a humor section I decided to share.  This is a finished collection of photo captions:  feel free to plunder the photos for your own humorous captions or dig into the photo still archives I plundered to get your own!  And enjoy!

Here is the premier screen cap site:  please follow the instructions and give credit to the person who created the photos as requested:

http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/index.php?cat=11






Courtesy of my friend oddbody at the Rotten Tomatoes movie forum... !





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« Last Edit: August 11, 2006, 12:19:17 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2006, 05:56:32 pm »


"Gee-- after this love scene, kissing Jake is going to be a breeze."



Heath gains speed for the triple axle in the compulsories. If he clears this without losing the cigarette, he will be the favorite for the gold medal.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 06:49:38 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2006, 05:57:34 pm »


"Sure... with the right hat, I could play gay."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2006, 05:58:25 pm »


"This ought to fix those rabid papparazzi" (writing).... "Best wishes, Mel Gibson"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2006, 05:59:05 pm »


"Yeah... right... me, play a gay cowboy.  That's a good one!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2006, 06:00:12 pm »


"Hey, Ang, how about this hat?  Not Western enough?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2006, 06:01:24 pm »
   
"That's the face you made during the tent scene?"

   
"Uh oh I think someone just got turned on in the nosebleed section."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2006, 06:02:23 pm »


"Michelle, pull up your top, that man has a camera and its aimed at your breasts."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2006, 06:03:18 pm »


"Well aloha cowboy!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2006, 06:03:52 pm »


"Hey, Ang, I sketched out a new scene... I call it the third night in the tent."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”