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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1950 on: February 23, 2010, 11:40:06 pm »



Jack:  What in the hell is that, Ennis?






















Ennis:  I don't know, but if it comes any closer, I'm gonna shoot it!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1951 on: February 23, 2010, 11:42:43 pm »








Jack:  Last summer, the lightning killed 24 Gagas......thought I'd asphyxiate from the smell!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1952 on: February 24, 2010, 01:53:38 am »


Jack:  What in the hell is that, Ennis?






Ennis:  I don't know, but if it comes any closer, I'm gonna shoot it!


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1953 on: February 24, 2010, 09:41:23 am »




Jack:  Rah rah ah ah ah.....Roma Ro ma ma....Gaga Oh la la...want your bad romance

Ennis:  What is a Lady Gaga?  My folks, they was  country music fans.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1954 on: February 24, 2010, 10:56:31 am »
Jack:  Rah rah ah ah ah.....Roma Ro ma ma....Gaga Oh la la...want your bad romance

Ennis:  What is a Lady Gaga?  My folks, they was  country music fans.
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Just a few minutes ago, on my way back home, I heard this song on the car radio. I asked myself if it was by Lady Gaga. I thought so, but wasn't sure. You hear it all the time when you turn on the radio. I guess it will soon be starting to get on my nerves.
The thought of Ennis meeting Lady Gaga makes me smile. I don't know what it is, but if it comes any closer.... :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1955 on: March 22, 2010, 09:42:56 am »



Ennis:  You know I ain't no queer.








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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1956 on: March 22, 2010, 09:44:21 am »



Kate:  I heard Ennis is lookin' for me?  Sumthin' about a cigar and my butt?




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1957 on: March 22, 2010, 09:48:04 am »




Ennis:  Damn it Jack!  How many times are you gonna shrink our laundry?

Jack:  Look, just do what I do...pull down hard on the shirt, & up hard on the drawers, and they'll stretch to fit!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1958 on: June 02, 2010, 11:32:59 am »
 :laugh:

I had missed these last ones!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1959 on: June 02, 2010, 11:36:31 am »
Before Jack, Ennis had had certain...thoughts, and made a few attempts. All with disastrous results.