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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1960 on: July 21, 2010, 10:02:39 am »






"Look, you're my attorney, do somethng about that bitch
from Jersey Shore who's ripped off my hairstyle!  And just
what in the Hell is a "snookie" anyway?"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1961 on: July 21, 2010, 10:15:10 am »











kelly: I promise I won't tell Alma what I saw!  I promise!  Don't shoot!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1962 on: July 21, 2010, 10:23:19 am »



"You moved my blue parka from the closet?  Why?"





"No more wire hangers!  EVER!!!!





"I think you need to switch to decaf, Lureen."

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1963 on: July 21, 2010, 10:38:24 am »


Ennis:  "You know I ain't no queer."



Jane:  "But you are, Ennis!  You are a big queer!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1964 on: July 21, 2010, 10:39:10 am »


  Ennis:  You know I ain't wooden.

Jack:  Me neither!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1965 on: July 21, 2010, 10:45:06 am »


Ennis:  You know I ain't little.

Jack:  Sez who?!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1966 on: July 21, 2010, 10:45:52 am »
grumpy otter




You know I ain't queer!




Bitch, please!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1967 on: July 21, 2010, 10:46:51 am »


Ennis: Yeah, you're a real thinker there, Jack "Fuckin'" Twist!



grumpy otter: Bitch, please!  Maybe if you put some thought
                        into it, you'd open that cow and calf operation!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1968 on: July 21, 2010, 10:50:24 am »
The GRUMPIEST  Otter









Close, but no cigar!  The answer is still "No!"
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1969 on: July 21, 2010, 10:51:14 am »



Jack:  Standin' on this cake like this give ya any ideas?

Ennis:  Maybe we should have Lureen bake and decorate it, and then the girls can build us a lego ranch, and we can live there raisin' sheep.

Jack:  Well, I think we look good up here.

Ennis:  Yeah, you're a really thinker alright....Jack "fuckin'" Twist!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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