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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1970 on: July 21, 2010, 10:51:52 am »




Ennis' outfit:  "You know I ain't queer."

3 Amigos outift:  "Perra, por favor!"  (bitch, please!)
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1971 on: July 21, 2010, 10:53:07 am »



3 Amigos outfit:  "For a gay man's outfit, you're pretty plain.  I find that strange."

Ennis' outfit:  "Oh yeah, well, your shadow looks like big-headed alien, you freak!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1972 on: July 21, 2010, 10:53:49 am »




Alma:  "Why is it that husbands never wanna dance with their wives?"
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1973 on: July 21, 2010, 10:58:40 am »
Jack:  Hey Ennis, I know you didn't like wakin' up to the snow, but I found a way to pass the time!





















The Village Snow People!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1974 on: July 21, 2010, 11:16:01 am »


"BetterMost?   What the Hell is that??"
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1975 on: July 21, 2010, 11:19:47 am »




Ennis (thinking):  I wonder if Jack ever checks out other people when I'm not around...












Jack (thinking):  Someone needs to tell her that her shoes don't match her bag.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1976 on: July 21, 2010, 11:23:34 am »

[Confrontation]



Took this last year, Twist.  This is why I'm not hiring you agan this year!



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1977 on: July 21, 2010, 11:26:28 am »

 




Jack:  Uh, nice set up here, Ennis.  So which trailer is yours?

Ennis: The one on top, of course.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1978 on: July 21, 2010, 11:27:13 am »



Jack *thinking*:  "Yeah, that halo won't be staying there long."
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1979 on: July 21, 2010, 11:28:29 am »












jack: Hey Ennis, when you were a kid did you blow bubbles?

Ennis:  yeah, why?

jack: I ran into him the other day, he said to say "hi".

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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