Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[kitty]

Jack: Jack Twist. And you aint gonna know what hit ya

[kitty]

Ennis: Listen, Jack...I'm glad to see you an' all, but...could you take your hand away from my crotch while the girls are here?

Jack: That ain't my hand, friend

[kitty]

Jack: Jack Twist. Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later

[kitty]

Jack: I'm bored...wanna go racing on the horses?

Ennis: Nah

Jack: I know...wanna go shoot some coyotes?

Ennis: Not really

Jack: Okay, how's this? I play you a love song and serenade you some, we get drunk, I drag you into the tent and we make sweet love until dawn?

Ennis: Now yer talkin'

[kitty]

Ennis: Wait a sec...go back to that leash thing...

Jack: ...

[kitty]

Jack: I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

[kitty]

Jack : *thinking* Mirror mirror on my truck, will Ennis Del Mar want to f-

Aguirre: Twist! Get yer scrawny ass in here already!

[kitty]

Jack: So...do ya spit or swallow?

[kitty]

Jack: *After sneezing* Ewww

[kitty]

Jack: Is that a harmonica or are ya just happy to see me?