Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[kitty]

Jack: Those jeans look a little tight, could I help ya get out of them?

[kitty]

Jack: Sure I'm good at maths. U + I = 69
Ennis: Huh?

[kitty]

Jack: Hey, I got a riddle for ya

Ennis: Okay...

Jack: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Ennis: Testi...oh *eyes widen*

Jack: *grins*

[kitty]

Jack: Hey there sexy, where ya been all my life?

[kitty]

Jack: Ow ow ow!
Ennis: Sorry Jack, it's gotta be done, won't be much longer
Jack: Can't ya get the lube or something?
Ennis: Trust me, it wouldn't work
Jack: Damn, it hurts!
Ennis: One last suck oughta do it...
Jack: *yelps*
Ennis: There ya go *spits* all better
Jack: Thanks for that
...
Ennis: Jack?
Jack: Yeah?
 Ennis: Next time you start chopping wood, wear yer gloves, I don't wanna suck no more splinters outta ya, got it?
Jack: Fine

[kitty]

Jack: So,uh...you like parties?

Ennis: No not really

Jack: Well you'll like this one. There's a party in my pants, and sweetie, you're the guest of honour! Yeehaw!

[kitty]

Ennis: *thinking* What's he staring at?

[kitty]

Ennis: *thinking* Hey he's good looking...bright blue eyes, wide smile, strong chest, and those thighs...wait a sec....

*looks down at himself*

Ennis: *thinking* Huh, never done that before

[kitty]

Lureen: Jack, come out of the closet already

Jack: Huh?!

Lureen: Your parka's over there *points*

Jack: Oh...

[kitty]

Jack: You know, I really like meat

Ennis: Yeah?

Jack: Yep, especially with two veg

Ennis: Huh?