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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2110 on: June 14, 2011, 02:12:05 pm »


Jack: So...are ya salty or sweet?

Ennis: Huh?

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« Reply #2111 on: June 14, 2011, 02:14:05 pm »


Jack: Gun's goin' off...

Ennis: What?

Jack: Nothin'

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« Reply #2112 on: June 14, 2011, 02:16:02 pm »


Ennis: *thinking* Hmm, not bad

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« Reply #2113 on: June 14, 2011, 02:18:03 pm »
               

Ennis: What did I do last night?

Jack: Me

Ennis:...Oh

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« Reply #2114 on: June 14, 2011, 02:20:09 pm »


Jack: If I were a drum, would you bang me?

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« Reply #2115 on: June 14, 2011, 02:22:03 pm »


Jack: I'll make you a deal. Shoot me some elk for dinner and I'll let you blow my harmonica

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2116 on: June 14, 2011, 02:24:02 pm »


Jack: If that little dance didn't really do anything for ya, I could give ya a lapdance instead, whaddaya say?

Ennis: Gimme some more whiskey and I'll think about it

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« Reply #2117 on: June 14, 2011, 02:26:08 pm »


Jack: Ya know, I'm just like a ketchup bottle

Ennis: Why's that?

Jack: Ya gotta keep banging on the end to get the sauce out

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« Reply #2118 on: June 14, 2011, 02:28:01 pm »


Jack: If I flipped a coin, what are my chances of getting head?


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2119 on: June 14, 2011, 02:32:56 pm »


Jack: Ya know what would look good on you?

Ennis: What?

Jack: Me