Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[kitty]

Jack: You know, I really like trout.

Ennis: Oh yeah?

Jack: Yup, 'specially trouser trout. I can show ya some great trouser trout up there.

Ennis: Uh...okay.

[kitty]

Jack: Oh Ennis...yes! Yes! Yes! Keep doing that!

[kitty]

Jack does his best Bugs Bunny impression

[kitty]

Jack: Hey Lureen, pull my finger

[kitty]

Jack: Come on, Ennis! I ain't gonna stay like this all day! Get over here!

[kitty]

Jack: Howdy there, Ennis! Fancy a quickie in the back of my truck?

[kitty]

Jack: Hey Ennis, pull my finger.

[kitty]

Jack: You know, I'm just like a magic lamp

Ennis: Oh yeah? Why's that?

Jack: Cos if you rub me, a little genie pops out and makes all yer dreams come true!

[kitty]

Dear Ennis,

Somethin' you gotta know.
I missed my monthly. I did a DNA test an' it's yours.
See ya soon!

Love,

Jack

[kitty]

Jack: They say that having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand.