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Offline Monika

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2210 on: September 17, 2011, 06:06:30 pm »
Quote from: kitty on September 17, 2011, 05:52:41 pm
Wait, what?



Friend this letter is long overdue.
Coming through on the 24th.
Drop me a line, say if you're there.

Jack


P.S. You owe me four years' worth of child support.
wait...what? Now that is a twist!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2211 on: September 20, 2011, 10:25:48 am »


Jack: Ya know, I coulda been a doctor.

Ennis: Oh yeah?

Jack: Sure. I'm real good at prostate exams. If you ever need a checkup just let me know.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2212 on: September 21, 2011, 06:53:26 pm »








Last year there was a lot of predator loss......













Sheep ate 42 sheepherders, I don't want that to happen again.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2213 on: September 21, 2011, 06:55:07 pm »




At night, Ennis scared Jack with stories
about Jeb, the sheepherder that Aguirre
hired last year, but didn't survive the summer.












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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2214 on: September 21, 2011, 06:57:40 pm »







Black Sheep Brokeback!


This summer, the SHEEP have the mint jelly!

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2215 on: September 22, 2011, 07:22:01 am »
Very good Chuck! :laugh:

Althought those images scare me a little :o
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2216 on: October 29, 2011, 10:52:11 pm »




miss francis: Let me see......your unattractive,
                you smell, and you have a bad temper.....
                are you green, furry, and live in a
                trash can on Sesame Street?




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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2217 on: October 29, 2011, 10:57:32 pm »




Mr. Allen: He's not green and furry?
                         Well shit!  I thought he
                         was The Grinch!




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Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2218 on: October 29, 2011, 11:00:42 pm »



After being rejected by Ennis Del Mar, Cassie underwent
numerous plastic surgeries to boost her sagging self-esteem.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2219 on: October 29, 2011, 11:23:08 pm »



alma junior: daddy! Do you really think that your daddy
                   did that awful thing to Earl??





...'cause if he did, I think it's safe to
       say that karma bit him back hard, huh?!

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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