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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2280 on: August 24, 2012, 10:08:39 pm »




He won't give Ennis the ashes?!?!?!?!

Off with his head!!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2281 on: August 24, 2012, 10:09:20 pm »




I need to tell Kate to stop sending these links,
I don't like AU/AU, I'd much rather read canon.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2282 on: August 24, 2012, 10:09:54 pm »




What are those two cowboys doing in the stairway of Buckingham Palace?




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2283 on: August 24, 2012, 10:11:27 pm »




Alma was willing to go to any extreme to get Ennis to propose marriage.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2284 on: August 24, 2012, 10:12:46 pm »



Lureen:  "Position the head of your erection at the entrance of my sex !"

Jack:  "Whut?"

Lureen:  "You ain't read '50 Shades of Grey'?"



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2285 on: August 24, 2012, 10:13:39 pm »



Jack:  "Position the head of your erection at the entrance of my sex !"

Ennis:  "Whut?"

Jack:  "You ain't read '50 Shades of Grey'?"



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2286 on: August 24, 2012, 10:14:33 pm »






Jack:  Down down down
             in a burning
             ring of fire!


Ennis:  Sorry Jack!  I'll tell
              the basque to bring
              more lube next time.



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2287 on: August 24, 2012, 10:15:20 pm »






Jesus don't look right!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2288 on: August 24, 2012, 10:15:54 pm »



                                                                                    Jack:  What in the hell is that, Ennis?
 
                                                                                        Ennis:  I don't know, but I don't think
                                                                                        we're on Brokeback anymore!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2289 on: August 24, 2012, 10:16:33 pm »




                                                                                                       Wanna cup of coffee, doncha?
                                                                                                        Piece of Jesus toast?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!