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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2350 on: July 25, 2013, 08:11:32 am »


Jake (to himself):  Radio Disney, huh?  Fluff interview!  Piece of cake!  Nothing I can't handle.

Interviewer:  So, Jake......Brokeback Mountain - first night in tent, did you really touch Heath's dick?  Did you really fuck?




Jake:  Really? ? ? ?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2351 on: July 31, 2013, 08:29:53 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


laughter






Alma Jr.:   Miss Crabtree, Stacey laughed when I told her that
                          when it comes to chewing tobacco, my daddy
                       likes it in the can!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2352 on: July 31, 2013, 08:30:49 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Religion






Alma Jr.:   Miss Crabtree, Daddy says it doesn't matter if
                      he's a sinner, the Pope won't judge him!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2353 on: July 31, 2013, 08:31:16 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Biology






Alma Jr.:   It is TO a type of fish!   My daddy says he
                   catches Trouser Trout each summer on Brokeback!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2354 on: July 31, 2013, 08:31:56 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


misunderstanding






Alma Jr.:   If the bible says that condiments are bad,
                   why does momma put them on our sandwiches?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2355 on: August 26, 2013, 07:03:22 pm »



Get the Hell out of my trailer.




Get the Hell off of my planet.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2356 on: August 26, 2013, 07:06:33 pm »




I'll be eating this food for the next two weeks.




I could rip out your tongue....
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2357 on: August 26, 2013, 07:09:40 pm »



You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?




I used him for bait.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2358 on: August 26, 2013, 07:14:33 pm »




You're a real thinker there.





Don't be jealous.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2359 on: August 26, 2013, 07:18:16 pm »



Goddam bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.





Welcome to my world.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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