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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2450 on: September 22, 2018, 04:46:37 pm »




Lureen:  What do you mean, 'Who's the father'?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2451 on: September 22, 2018, 04:47:07 pm »




Lureen:  No, Jack, I've never seen the Maury Povich show.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2452 on: September 22, 2018, 04:47:34 pm »



Initially, Jack was happy when he heard Ennis had come out, and was ready to be
open with who he was, and that he had a surprise for Jack

However, that happiness ended when Ennis' surprise turned out to be the idea
of starting a three some.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2453 on: September 22, 2018, 04:48:16 pm »



Jack:  Ya know, Ennis, when you said you wanted to use a video camera,
          I was open to that.  I didn't think you'd have a whole crew with you.
          Oh, and the guy with the fuzzy dildo on a stick has to go!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2454 on: October 24, 2018, 04:23:13 pm »







Sophia:  Why are we watching this movie again?

Dorothy:  Because we're still behind the UBF members and the amount of times they've watched it!

Blanche:   Besides, Jack and Ennis together are hot!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2455 on: October 24, 2018, 04:23:44 pm »






Aunt Harriet thought she was enjoying
watching Brokeback Mountain, until she
realized she rented the wrong movie
and had been watching Blazing Saddles.




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2456 on: August 04, 2019, 08:13:20 pm »



Graham:  Ya been to Mar A Lago?  'Cause I know what they've got at Mar A Lago for guys like you!

Trump:  Yeah, I've been to Mar A Lago!  I go there every God damned weekend, and the tax payers pay for it!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2457 on: August 04, 2019, 08:16:22 pm »



Graham gives a demonstration to Trump on the technique
that Jack used on Ennis during "SNIT", and how he'll use it
during the "Second Night at Mar A Lago.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2458 on: August 04, 2019, 08:40:25 pm »





I tell ya, I need to practice my matin' calls.  I just can't seem to get 'em right!





Just keep tryin', and you'll get it.  Look, I mastered
the call of the Orange-faced Asshole!

Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Su Su Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!








"snort snort....blah blah blah, blah blah blah......snort snort"






Oh shit!  Chase it away!  Chase it away!!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2459 on: October 03, 2020, 08:46:21 pm »



Out in the middle of nowhere, just the two of us,
and he still wants me to wear this freakin' thing.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!