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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #770 on: April 08, 2011, 07:45:53 am »
I'm 14st 5 so down 2lbs... I think I was down a bit more before the holiday but I put a pound or two back on but thats still down from my last official weigh in!
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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #771 on: April 14, 2011, 05:07:24 pm »
Dr. Chang

Q: Doctor,  I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!

Q: How  can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No pain...good!      

Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.  In fact, they permeated by it.  How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q:  Will  sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?
A:  Are you crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?
A:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape!  

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And  remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND.....

For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #772 on: April 14, 2011, 05:15:53 pm »
Thanks for the laff, friend!  ;D
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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #773 on: April 15, 2011, 10:36:44 am »
Laff??

Dr Chang is very serious about this!!!    8)   

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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #774 on: April 26, 2011, 06:23:20 am »
Weighed in this morning. And I am now under 200lbs!!!!!

I am 199lbs (14stone 3)... I have lost 25lbs since January 10th and have 27lbs to go... 1 more 1lb and I'll be half way there!
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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #775 on: April 26, 2011, 07:59:23 am »
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That's fantastic, Kelda!!  Congratulations!!   :-*


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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #776 on: April 26, 2011, 09:51:48 am »
Yay Kelda!! That app must be working for you...tell us your other secrets!!
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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #777 on: April 26, 2011, 10:28:53 am »
Weighed in this morning. And I am now under 200lbs!!!!!

I am 199lbs (14stone 3)... I have lost 25lbs since January 10th and have 27lbs to go... 1 more 1lb and I'll be half way there!



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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #778 on: April 26, 2011, 10:38:43 am »
Impressive, Kelda!

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Re: I Wish I Knew How to LOSE You--The Weight Loss Thread (check first post)
« Reply #779 on: April 26, 2011, 01:55:13 pm »
Thanks guys.. slow and steady wins the race I hope!
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