Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5398398 times)

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"H" is hurtling
« Reply #19530 on: April 12, 2009, 05:37:46 pm »
If LD didn't sit down, his uneducated posterior would be hurtling toward next week.

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"I" is irking
« Reply #19531 on: April 12, 2009, 06:59:08 pm »
While trying to uphold his reputation as stud duck, L.D. would succeed in irking both his daughter and son-in-law.

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"L" is less-traveled
« Reply #19532 on: April 12, 2009, 09:52:42 pm »
If, while parked on that less-traveled country road, Lureen and Jack limited foreplay and got right down to the nitty-gritty, L.D. would have his daughter home by midnight.

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"M" is midnight's
« Reply #19533 on: April 13, 2009, 09:01:08 am »
If, while parked on that less-traveled country road, Lureen and Jack limited foreplay and got right down to the nitty-gritty, L.D. would have his daughter home by midnight's hour.

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"N" is nitwits
« Reply #19534 on: April 13, 2009, 09:58:33 am »
If he wanted to get on the good side of his grandson, L.D. would make sure that they both acted like a couple of nitwits as far as watching football during Thanksgiving dinner.

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"O" is oops
« Reply #19535 on: April 13, 2009, 11:17:00 am »
If -- oops! -- two boxes of formula were mistakenly left in the car, L.D. would make Rodeo get them.

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"P" is posterior's
« Reply #19536 on: April 13, 2009, 12:59:14 pm »
If his posterior's intelligence was questioned, LD would sit down on it.

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"R" is rhapsodic
« Reply #19537 on: April 13, 2009, 03:08:00 pm »
If his grandson's dad refused to let him watch men on TV scrambling for a pigskin-covered object, despite its distracting from a celebratory meal, L.D. would wax rhapsodic on the virtue of boys watching football.
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"S" is startled
« Reply #19538 on: April 13, 2009, 03:14:09 pm »
If his daughter's husband ever threatened to knock his ignorant ass into next week if he didn't sit the hell down, L.D. would be so startled that he'd automatically obey.

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"T" is tear
« Reply #19539 on: April 13, 2009, 03:50:35 pm »
If he wanted to prove his stud-duckitude, LD would tear the carving tools away from Jack.