"If the army don't git me."
"Drop me a line if you can, say if your there."
"What if you and me had a little ranch together?"
"If you can't fix it you got a stand it."
"I'd be happy to leave you alone if you don't want no more a my kids."
"I'd have em if you'd support em."
"Try if I can get Don Wroe's cabin again."
"All them things I don't know could get you killed if I should come to know em."
"I hope you know that if you don't never know the rest."
"I suppose they'd appreciate it if his wishes was carried out."
"I come by to tell you that if you want me to take his ashes up there on Brokeback."
"You are welcome to go up to his room if you want."
A whole lot a sad ifs.