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Offline David In Indy

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2690 on: June 07, 2008, 01:56:40 am »
Quote from: injest on June 06, 2008, 10:15:21 am
Hey David...they are talking about the "Golden Weiner" award on "Regis and Kelly"...

how DOES one win a "Golden Weiner" award??!!

 ;D ;D

Bad Jess BAD!!!

*Jess slaps her own hand*


Golden Weiner award? Are you serious?

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2691 on: June 07, 2008, 02:01:13 am »
Quote from: DavidInIndy on June 07, 2008, 01:48:23 am
Master of my own domain? The last time I heard that was in the back of some sleazy gay bar on 16th and Delaware.






 

I think I should move to Texas. :-\

I was quoting "Seinfeld" the episode about the "contest" to see who could go the longest without....umm...well you know...
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2692 on: June 07, 2008, 02:02:09 am »
Quote from: DavidInIndy on June 07, 2008, 01:56:40 am

Golden Weiner award? Are you serious?



yep! The Golden Weiner!!

A trophy with a big ol weiner on top went to the winner!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2693 on: June 07, 2008, 02:02:58 am »
Quote from: DavidInIndy on June 07, 2008, 01:53:41 am
You be nice to me Jess, or I'll sic a couple of marines on you! >:(

;) ;)



Oh BOY!!

my hubby will be off mowing about 8 in the morning....send them ON!!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2694 on: June 07, 2008, 02:43:18 am »
Quote from: injest on June 07, 2008, 02:01:13 am
I was quoting "Seinfeld" the episode about the "contest" to see who could go the longest without....umm...well you know...

Ummmm........Sex? ???

Now come on Jess! Was that so hard to say?
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2695 on: June 07, 2008, 02:48:28 am »
Quote from: injest on June 07, 2008, 02:02:09 am
yep! The Golden Weiner!!

A trophy with a big ol weiner on top went to the winner!


Regis and Kelly gave a weiner award to the winner of the most wonderous willy? Please tell me they weren't judging Oscar Meyer hotdogs here. Unless it had a pulse! ;) ;D




 
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2696 on: June 07, 2008, 07:30:19 am »
Quote from: DavidInIndy on June 07, 2008, 02:43:18 am
Ummmm........Sex? ???

Now come on Jess! Was that so hard to say?

OOOOMMMMM!!! I am calling your daddy!!!


 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2697 on: June 07, 2008, 07:30:52 am »
Quote from: DavidInIndy on June 07, 2008, 02:48:28 am

Regis and Kelly gave a weiner award to the winner of the most wonderous willy? Please tell me they weren't judging Oscar Meyer hotdogs here. Unless it had a pulse! ;) ;D




 

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It was a hot dog recipe contest!  ;D
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2698 on: June 07, 2008, 08:07:54 am »
and since it is now daylight I can tell you this!















I saw some UFOS last night! we did!! FOUR of them...

they were really really bright lights that strobed on and off. We watched them for about ten minutes and they never moved or made a sound.

wanna see the video I made or should I send it to CNN??

 ;D :o
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #2699 on: June 07, 2008, 08:08:55 am »
we didn't get like... abducted or anything...

well not that I remember!  :-X :-X :-X

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