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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #210 on: March 12, 2015, 07:22:20 pm »
That's the reason why he didn't buy any tract homes! He couldn't find his queer case to pay for them!  :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #211 on: March 13, 2015, 11:37:28 am »
well now that makes sense.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #212 on: February 21, 2016, 01:04:00 pm »
bumping Sonja's lovely compilation:


Here are all the Malaysian subtitles, as originally posted by Sheyene:


LINE: Your folks just stop at Ennis? / Del Mar
SUBTITLE: Folks are here? / Balmore

LINE: You pair deuces lookin for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto..
SUBTITLE: You pay look for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in your pronto

LINE: Thought I'd asphyxiate from the smell
SUBTITLE: Thought I've to fix it from the smear

LINE: ..unless you wanna sit around tyin knots all day..
SUBTITLE: I'll get this one and see around town, that's all



LINE: Beats workin for my old man..
SUBTITLE: he used to work for my old man

LINE: So why didn't we get the powdered milk and the spuds?
SUBTITLE: Yes, why don't we get a pail of milk on the spot?

LINE: What if Aguirre finds out, hunh?
SUBTITLE: What if Gary finds out, huh?  (gary??)   ???

LINE: Spend half the night checkin for damn coyotes..
SUBTITLE: Spent happy nite and checking for damn Kyle  (kyle?!?!!?)   ??? ???

LINE: I am pretty good with a can opener though..
SUBTITLE: I'm am pretty good with a canoe though  (uuhhh.. good)   :-\


LINE: Tomorrow mornin we'll truck you up to the jump off
SUBTITLE: My man will check you out at the jump off  (i'll bet he will... binoculars an all)

LINE: Only thing, don't ever order soup
SUBTITLE: Only thing.. your man will order soup  :-*

LINE: I'm commutin 4 hours a day
SUBTITLE: I can meet you for hours a day  (we wish..  we also wish for it to be filmed..)

LINE: Aguirre's got no right makin me do this.
SUBTITLE: Gay's not rite to make me do this



LINE: Said my uncle didn't die after all.. says bring em down
SUBTITLE: said my uncle went died, says you bring him down  (WTF?!?!)

LINE: You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there..
SUBTITLE: You boys should find a way to make a turn pass up up you  (see above)

LINE: Twist your uncle Harolds in the hospital with pneumonia
SUBTITLE: you uncle is in hospital of ammonia (let this be a lesson to you - cleaning is BAD)

LINE: i'm gonna go up to the sheep now..
SUBTITLE: I'm going outta this sh*t now..

LINE: Ennis, can you wipe Alma Jnr's nose?
SUBTITLE: Ennis could you pump Junior's nose?

LINE: Are you sure the girls are asleep?
SUBTITLE: I should go to sleep. (yes, Alma, you should)

LINE: I'd like to buy Jimbo here a beer.
SUBTITLE: I'd like to buy Jim O'Neal a beer.  (oh, that clears it up..)

LINE: So save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy.
SUBTITLE: So. Save money for next injury feet, cowboy.

LINE: Y'ever try calf ropin'?
SUBTITLE: You're tracked down a bit.



LINE: Wooee, look at this crowd!  Be a lotta pussy on the hump in a crowd like this!!
SUBTITLE: Look at this god!  There're lots of pussies on the ground like this

LINE: You need to shut your slopbucket mouth, y'hear?
SUBTITLE: You need to shut your "starbug" mouth, you hear  (I didn't add those quotation marks guys..)

LINE: Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment.
SUBTITLE: Laren Newsom. Her dad sells farmer things, I mean big farmer.

LINE: My daddy's the hurry, sposed to be home with the car by midnight.
SUBTITLE: My body is in hurry, I should be home in the midnite   (well, she's gettin naked with Jake G, can't blame her body, really)

LINE: I can already see what little Bobby looks like.
SUBTITLE: I already see a little barbie she looks like.  (hmm)

LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..
SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me Hallmark

LINE: New model comin in this week, remember?
SUBTITLE: Your mother coming down this week

LINE: Ennis there's an opening at the power company, might be good pay
SUBTITLE: In the state open and all that power company might pay

LINE: As far behind as we are on the bills...
SUBTITLE: If far behind, we're the best.   (yup, you go girl)

LINE: I'd have em if you'd support em.
SUBTITLE: I don't have you to support em   (i thought this was interesting...)

LINE: Senor..
SUBTITLE: Here we are   (you bet)


LINE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any trouts home...  (etc)
SUBTITLE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any tracts homes. You always say you can't play any. You know how mean the gal like fish. So 1 nite, i got your queer case open up before you win your little trip..

LINE: Price tags still on it after five years..
SUBTITLE: But I take still long after 5 years..


LINE: You're safe. My feet hurt.
SUBTITLE: You see, my feet here hope.

LINE: And with the round up coming, I won't ever be home.
SUBTITLE: I want a round up common, I want everybody home

LINE: I guess I'll head on up to Lightening Flat.
SUBTITLE: I guess I had a bone light and flat.  (Mandy, it is in your capable hands to make something truly filthy out of this... its there, its all there, bones, flats...)

LINE: After we ship stock..
SUBTITLE: after we shit stuff..

LINE: We can hunt in November, kill us a nice elk...
SUBTITLE: We can hug on November, caress and nice oak.

LINE: This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
SUBTITLE: This is a goddamn non-side victory situation.  (how COULD they?  ???)

LINE: Ennis, girls don't fall in love with fun!
SUBTITLE: Ennis doesn't fill and live and fun

LINE: He was cremated, like he wanted.
SUBTITLE: He was cramp at it like he wants it.

LINE: We got a family plot and he's goin in it.
SUBTITLE: Where you get a family plant, he's going at it...     (Hmrrmm, well, we can only wish he's goin at it BEHIND this plant.. and that somebody's filming it for us...  go Jack..)
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Re: UPdated!!!! Brokeback Through The Looking Glass
« Reply #213 on: February 21, 2016, 04:46:53 pm »
LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..
SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me Hallmark

How could he not care enough to bring the very best?  ;D
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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #214 on: February 21, 2016, 07:41:35 pm »
lmao!  This thread always makes me laugh.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #215 on: February 22, 2016, 04:16:47 pm »
LOL! I had completely forgotten about that compilation!  :laugh:

Thanks for bumping it, Paul!

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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #216 on: February 17, 2017, 10:02:39 am »
I think we badly need for this thread to be bumped.
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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #217 on: February 17, 2017, 05:03:57 pm »
I agree!

Great idea, Jeff!

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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #218 on: March 03, 2017, 02:53:28 pm »
Thanks, Paul. Needed a bump.
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Re: Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)
« Reply #219 on: March 03, 2017, 04:58:23 pm »
These Malaysian subtitles are as funny today as they were 11 years ago.

On the other hand, when you read through the thread, it's kind of sad to see the screen names of all the folks who have left us (and moved on with their lives?).
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