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What do you call that white condiment?
« on: April 13, 2014, 10:44:46 am »
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 08:43:10 am »
3rd option - MAN-naise


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 10:50:11 am »
Thanks, Chuck! I used to call it MAN-aise myself but people made fun of me for it.  :-\
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 03:46:19 pm »
None of the above.

Like Webster shows: may-uh-naze.

(Webster actually uses that funny little upside-down "e" that phonetically inclined people use, but I don't know how to get that character to include in a post, or the "a" with a bar over it to show that the vowel is long; both the "a"'s are long. And the accent is on the first syllable.)
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 07:57:41 pm »
Tell you what, I do know some people, certainly no one here at Bettermost, who would say that the answer to the question, "What do you call that white condiment?" is "cum."

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 08:31:51 am »
Tell you what, I do know some people, certainly no one here at Bettermost, who would say that the answer to the question, "What do you call that white condiment?" is "cum."

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So now's a bad time to admit that thought had crossed my mind?  :laugh:


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 10:40:35 am »
So now's a bad time to admit that thought had crossed my mind?  :laugh:

That's up to you, Sweetie-pie!  :laugh:
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 11:21:52 am »
;)  >:D


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2014, 08:13:42 pm »
Tell you what, I do know some people, certainly no one here at Bettermost, who would say that the answer to the question, "What do you call that white condiment?" is "cum."

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MAY-uh-naze  (Canada)  We would never call it "cum."  I mean the taste is completely different--so they tell me, of course.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2014, 04:42:25 pm »
Not only taste, but texture, translucency, everything...or so they tell me!

Segueing on to something else as fast as I can, then how do you pronounce Cinco de Mayo???  :P
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2014, 09:14:02 pm »
None of the above.

Like Webster shows: may-uh-naze.

(Webster actually uses that funny little upside-down "e" that phonetically inclined people use, but I don't know how to get that character to include in a post, or the "a" with a bar over it to show that the vowel is long; both the "a"'s are long. And the accent is on the first syllable.)


Don't know why, but I pronounce it with the 'o' rather than with the "little upside-down 'e' that phonetically inclined people use"--with the o said quite quickly.

The "little upside-down 'e' ", by the way, is called a "shwa"!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwa ' ə '

In linguistics, specifically phonetics and phonology, schwa (sometimes spelled shwa)[1] refers to the mid-central vowel sound (rounded or unrounded) in the middle of the vowel chart, denoted by the IPA symbol ə, or another vowel sound close to that position. An example in English is the vowel sound in the second syllable of the word sofa. Schwa in English is mainly found in unstressed positions, but in some other languages it occurs more frequently as a stressed vowel.

In relation to certain languages, the name "schwa" and the symbol ə may be used for some other unstressed and toneless neutral vowel, not necessarily mid-central.


As for option 3 - MAN-naise--Whut?? Vas is dat, stranger??

I love Google, and I LOVE Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise (/ˌmeɪəˈneɪz/, /ˈmeɪəneɪz/ or /ˈmæneɪz/, French: [majɔnɛz] (listen), often abbreviated as mayo,[1] is a Spanish sauce, (from Maó, Menorca) thick, creamy sauce often used as a condiment. It is a stable emulsion of oil, egg yolks and either vinegar or lemon juice,[2] with many options for embellishment with other herbs and spices. Lecithin in the egg yolk is the emulsifier.[3]

Mayonnaise varies in color, but is often white, cream, or pale yellow. It may range in texture from that of light cream to a thick gel. In countries influenced by French culture, mustard is also a common ingredient, but the addition of mustard turns the sauce into a remoulade with a different flavor and the mustard acts as an additional emulsifier.[4][5] In Spain, Portugal and Italy, olive oil is used as the oil, and mustard is never included.

Commercial egg-free mayonnaise-like spreads are available for people who want to avoid animal fat and cholesterol, or who are allergic to eggs.[6]


Origin

The sources agree that the origin is from western Europe, published as early as 1642 in La Suite des Dons de Comus, being a kind of aioli.

Other sources place the origin of mayonnaise as being the town of Maó in Menorca (Spain), from where it was taken to France after Armand de Vignerot du Plessis's victory over the British at the city's port in 1756. According to this version, the sauce was originally known as salsa mahonesa in Spanish and maonesa (later maionesa) in Catalan (as it is still known in Menorca), later becoming mayonnaise as it was popularized by the French.[7]

The Larousse Gastronomique suggests: "Mayonnaise, in our view, is a popular corruption of moyeunaise, derived from the very old French word moyeu, which means yolk of egg."[8] The sauce may have been christened mayennaise after Charles de Lorraine, duke of Mayenne, because he took the time to finish his meal of chicken with cold sauce before being defeated in the Battle of Arques.[9]

Nineteenth-century culinary writer Pierre Lacam suggested that in 1459, a London woman named Annamarie Turcauht stumbled upon this condiment after trying to create a custard of some sort.[10]

According to Trutter et al.: "It is highly probable that wherever olive oil existed, a simple preparation of oil and egg came about — particularly in the Mediterranean region, where aioli (oil and garlic) is made."[7]

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term mayonnaise was in use in English as early as 1823 in the journal of Lady Blessington.[11]


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2014, 09:15:21 pm »
Not only taste, but texture, translucency, everything...or so they tell me!

Segueing on to something else as fast as I can........ :P

No, no, no, Front Ranger.  Let us not try to escape so quickly.  :)  I wonder if the expertise of the "friend" who advised you about the various qualities of the two substances under discussion here might have inadvertently opened up a new question for our pollster: To spit or to swallow."
As you might know, perhaps unfairly, women have the reputation for spitting.  I, on the other hand, was raised with the teaching that spitting was both unsanitary and uncivilized.  What would your "friend" say?  Or has this poll already been done?
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2014, 09:34:19 pm »

One other thing:




The unmistakable taste of Hellmann's® Real Mayonnaise, with its creamy smooth texture and real simple ingredients originates from the creation of Hellmann’s® Mayonnaise in a New York deli of Richard Hellmann in 1905. Its quality is symbolized by the Blue Ribbon that is used to mark only the best.


   


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann's_and_Best_Foods


Hellmann's and Best Foods are brand names that are used for the same line of mayonnaise and other food products. The Hellmann's brand is sold in the United States east of the Rocky Mountains, and also in Latin America, Europe, Middle East and Canada. The Best Foods brand is sold in the United States west of the Rocky Mountains, and also in Asia, Australia, and New Zealand.

Hellmann's and Best Foods are marketed in a similar way. Their logos and web sites resemble one another, and they have the same English slogan: "Bring out the best".

Both brands were previously sold by the U.S.-based Bestfoods Corporation, which also sold several other food products in addition to Hellmann's and Best Foods mayonnaise. Bestfoods, known as CPC International before 1997, was acquired by Unilever in 2000.


History

In 1905, Richard Hellmann from Vetschau, Germany, opened a delicatessen on Columbus Avenue in New York City, where he used his wife's recipe to sell the first ready-made mayonnaise. It became so popular that he began selling it in bulk to other stores. In 1912 he built a factory for producing Mrs. Hellmann's mayonnaise. It was mass marketed and called Hellmann's Blue Ribbon Mayonnaise. It was so successful, Hellmann closed his delicatessen by 1917 to devote full-time to his mayonnaise business

While Hellmann's Mayonnaise thrived on the U.S. East Coast, the California company Best Foods introduced their own mayonnaise. Best Foods Mayonnaise became popular on the West Coast, and was operating a major plant in San Francisco in the first half of the twentieth century. In 1932, Best Foods bought the Hellmann's brand. By then both mayonnaises had such commanding market shares in their respective halves of the country that the company decided that both brands and recipes be preserved. To this day:

Best Foods Mayonnaise is sold west of the Rocky Mountains, specifically, in and west of Montana, Wyoming (!!!!), Colorado, and New Mexico.

Hellmann's is sold east of the Rockies, specifically, in and east of the Frontier Strip (North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas).[1][2]

In 1955, Best Foods acquired Rosefield Packing Co., makers of Skippy peanut butter. Best Foods was bought by Corn Products Refining Company in 1958 to form Corn Products Company, which in 1969 became CPC International Inc. Hellmann's mayonnaise arrived in the United Kingdom in 1961 and, by the late 1980s, had over 50% market share.[3]

Prior to 1960, Hellmann's and Best Foods were advertised both in the same advertisements. The ads pointed out that it is known as Hellmann's in the East, and Best Foods in the West. Around 1968 the Best Foods brand added the Blue Ribbon from the Hellmann's brand, making them more sister products. Since 2007, both brands have exactly the same design.

In 1997, CPC International split into two companies: Bestfoods, becoming its own company once more, and Corn Product International. [4] Bestfoods was acquired by Unilever in 2000.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2014, 10:06:28 pm »
Thank you, Aloysius. It's telling that Kraft doesn't even call their product mayonnaise but rather, "salad dressing".

As for you, x-man, the rule is swallow, never spit! After all, it's nutritious! (According to my friend, of course)
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2014, 10:11:40 pm »
After all, it's nutritious! (According to my friend, of course)

And according to Xaviera Hollander.

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2014, 10:48:10 pm »



The main difference between Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are the sweeteners: high-fructose corn syrup and sugar are the fourth and fifth ingredients, respectively, of Miracle Whip.

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What's the Difference?
Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise

By Alex Santoso
Friday, December 22, 2006 at 3:49 AM




The Dilemma: Two thick white dressings with similar flavor in similar-looking jars are bearing down on you from your refrigerator, and you're asking yourself just one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

People You Can Impress: deli-goers and anyone killing time in the checkout line.

The Quick Trick: Taste them both side by side. The sweeter one is Miracle Whip.

The Explanation: In 1756, the French under Louis François Armand de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu, captured Mahón on the Spanish-held island of Minorca. In honor of this victory, the duc's chef created a new dressing for his master: Mahonnaise. It wasn't until 1905, however, at Richard Hellmann's New York deli, that Americans got to taste the goods. But boy, did it catch on! Within seven years, he'd mass-marketed the condiment as Hellmann's Blue Ribbon Mayonnaise.

To be frank, mayo is one of those love-it-or-hate-it things. The lovers know that, in its most authentic form, mayo's a pretty simple affair: raw egg yolks, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, and spices. Not much room for improvement.

But in 1933, Kraft Foods though differently. Inventor Charles Chapman's patented emulsifying machine allowed regular mayonnaise to be evenly blended with cheaper dressings and more than 20 different spices (plus sugar). The result was Miracle Whip, which debuted at the 1933 Chicago World's Fair. Promising to create "Salad Miracles with Miracle Whip Salad Dressing," the Whip was an instant hit (Note: It's not known if the dressing is responsible for any non-salad-related miracles.)

The main difference between Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are the sweeteners: high-fructose corn syrup and sugar are the fourth and fifth ingredients, respectively, of Miracle Whip.

And a Word About Grey Poupon: While we're on the subject of condiments, we couldn't resist the opportunity to squeeze in a quick fact about mustard, or more specifically Grey Poupon. While it sounds hoity-toity, the name Grey Poupon isn't so much about the mustard's color as it is the names of two 18th-century big-time mustard firms from Dijon (run by guys cleverly named Maurice Grey and Antoine Poupon). The name can be a bit confusing, and even unappetizing, to French speakers, as poupon means "newborn baby."

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2014, 12:32:21 am »
It's egg yolk and oil. That's mayo. Add some salt, lemon juice, other things and it changes a bit, but at the end of the day, it's mayo. Comparing mayo and Miracle Whip is like comparing butter to margarine. Having said that, I grew up on Miracle Whip and Margarine. Yuck.

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2014, 07:53:39 am »
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2014, 07:59:09 am »
"Sing Co Deh My Oh"

I like Cinco de Mayo best when it falls on a weekend!!
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2014, 08:06:15 am »
I like Cinco de Mayo best when it falls on a weekend!!

I never do anything for Cinco De Mayo, so it doesn't matter to me when it falls.  I did hear that Cinco De Mayo is now bigger in the US than in Mexico.

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2014, 09:23:51 am »
And according to Xaviera Hollander.

Good Lord, is she still around? She must have been writing before the Age of AIDS. "Swallowing" is of uncertain safety and is therefore not advised these days.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2014, 09:25:26 am »
I like Cinco de Mayo best when it falls on a weekend!!

I think I'll observe Star Wars Day this Sunday.

"May the Fourth be with you."

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2014, 09:27:08 am »
The "little upside-down 'e' ", by the way, is called a "shwa"!

Thank you, John. That was the term I couldn't think of.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2014, 09:41:27 am »
"Sing Co Deh My Oh"

Actually closer, City Dweller, if you pronounce the "de' as the English word "they."  I only spoke Spanish extensively in Mexico and southern Spain and northern Morocco, but that's what it was there..  "Cinco" of course rhymes with the English word "pinko.."
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2014, 09:54:29 am »
Actually closer, City Dweller...."


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2014, 11:58:22 am »
I read recently that 60% of the calories available to consumers in the U.S. are made from two sources: corn (primarily corn syrup) and soy. Most of these are genetically modified. In fact, it's getting really difficult to find corn and soy products from non-GMO sources.

The main difference between Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are the sweeteners: high-fructose corn syrup and sugar are the fourth and fifth ingredients, respectively, of Miracle Whip.

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http://www.neatorama.com/2006/12/22/whats-the-difference-miracle-whip-vs-mayonnaise/#!G9PWS


What's the Difference?
Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise

By Alex Santoso
Friday, December 22, 2006 at 3:49 AM




The Dilemma: Two thick white dressings with similar flavor in similar-looking jars are bearing down on you from your refrigerator, and you're asking yourself just one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

People You Can Impress: deli-goers and anyone killing time in the checkout line.

The Quick Trick: Taste them both side by side. The sweeter one is Miracle Whip.

The Explanation: In 1756, the French under Louis François Armand de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu, captured Mahón on the Spanish-held island of Minorca. In honor of this victory, the duc's chef created a new dressing for his master: Mahonnaise. It wasn't until 1905, however, at Richard Hellmann's New York deli, that Americans got to taste the goods. But boy, did it catch on! Within seven years, he'd mass-marketed the condiment as Hellmann's Blue Ribbon Mayonnaise.

To be frank, mayo is one of those love-it-or-hate-it things. The lovers know that, in its most authentic form, mayo's a pretty simple affair: raw egg yolks, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, and spices. Not much room for improvement.

But in 1933, Kraft Foods though differently. Inventor Charles Chapman's patented emulsifying machine allowed regular mayonnaise to be evenly blended with cheaper dressings and more than 20 different spices (plus sugar). The result was Miracle Whip, which debuted at the 1933 Chicago World's Fair. Promising to create "Salad Miracles with Miracle Whip Salad Dressing," the Whip was an instant hit (Note: It's not known if the dressing is responsible for any non-salad-related miracles.)

The main difference between Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are the sweeteners: high-fructose corn syrup and sugar are the fourth and fifth ingredients, respectively, of Miracle Whip.

And a Word About Grey Poupon: While we're on the subject of condiments, we couldn't resist the opportunity to squeeze in a quick fact about mustard, or more specifically Grey Poupon. While it sounds hoity-toity, the name Grey Poupon isn't so much about the mustard's color as it is the names of two 18th-century big-time mustard firms from Dijon (run by guys cleverly named Maurice Grey and Antoine Poupon). The name can be a bit confusing, and even unappetizing, to French speakers, as poupon means "newborn baby."


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2014, 12:15:46 pm »
However you pronounce it, I'm really not particularly fond of it. A BLT without it is unthinkable, and it goes well on a sandwich of turkey, lettuce, and tomato (I guess you could call that a TLT?), but other than those two sandwiches, I don't have much use for it.  :-\

In either case, I would only use Hellman's. That was good enough for my mother, and it's good enough for me.  ;D
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2014, 11:11:19 pm »
As an aside--or O.T.--this pronunciation question reminds me that when I was a kid, I knew some other kids in my neighborhood whose term for those sticks of colored wax made by Crayola was "crans." They also said they enjoyed "cranning."

I called them "crayons," (pronounced cray-ahns) and the activity was "coloring" (as in "coloring book").
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2014, 11:43:23 pm »
I never do anything for Cinco De Mayo, so it doesn't matter to me when it falls.  I did hear that Cinco De Mayo is now bigger in the US than in Mexico.

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Any excuse to party.

LOL!!! Exactly.

And I've also been told the same thing about Cinco de Mayo being a bigger deal up here than down there.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2014, 11:35:43 am »
And I've also been told the same thing about Cinco de Mayo being a bigger deal up here than down there.

Reminds me that I've also heard that Irish Americans make a bigger fuss over St. Patrick's Day than they do in Ireland.

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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2014, 06:02:53 pm »
Gotta love us Americans. If we can figure out a way to commercialize something, we will!

Yup. Its all about the Benjamins.
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2014, 07:58:01 pm »
Reminds me that I've also heard that Irish Americans make a bigger fuss over St. Patrick's Day than they do in Ireland.

I've heard that too.


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2014, 08:14:38 am »


That's the extent of my Cinco De Mayo celebrations.  LOL 


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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2014, 11:13:44 am »
Ole, Chuck!!  :D
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Re: What do you call that white condiment?
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2015, 09:10:36 am »
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