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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2014, 02:22:02 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2014, 03:43:50 am »
Recently at the egg S/M studio....


I'll beat you till you crack.
Then I'll suck you with all I have.
I'll suck you empty to the very last drop
and then I'll throw your empty shell on the compost.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2014, 08:45:59 am »
Focus Features proudly presents:

Brokenegg Mountain

A doomed story of love, separation and cruel twists of fate.


Two young eggs, neither of them twenty hours old, met in a supermarket in a small Wyoming town. They fell in love, enjoyed their blessed time high on the egg-shelf, frolicking around in the full artificial light until their guns went off. There were more than the two of them on the shelf, but they felt themselves invisible, suspended above ordinary milk bottles.
Sadly their time on the shelf was cut short and a tragic fate had them sold to different households in opposite corners of the town.
Both met an early demise by merciless eggbeaters and our poor eggs ended up on different compost heaps, separated forever.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2014, 08:53:29 am »
Focus Features proudly presents:

Brokenegg Mountain

... separated forever.

Pun intended?

You guys crack me up! Stellar work while the Americans were slumbering!!
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2014, 04:52:34 pm »
:laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2014, 11:22:21 pm »
Good ones, all of them! 


I'll pass on this one.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2016, 01:27:01 pm »
*bump*

Perhaps a new suggestion, Lee?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2016, 04:52:12 pm »
LOL, I had to read the whole thread again to see what it was all about. But yes, a new challenge would be nice!

Good suggestion, Chuck!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2016, 08:06:05 pm »
:)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!