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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #710 on: February 20, 2016, 07:02:48 pm »
take a  rest


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #711 on: February 22, 2016, 03:34:22 pm »
take trash out

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #712 on: February 23, 2016, 10:42:39 am »
Done this morning!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #713 on: February 23, 2016, 10:38:43 pm »
Take in stride

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #714 on: February 24, 2016, 10:16:53 pm »
get taxes done


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #715 on: March 02, 2016, 09:57:50 am »
need a haircut


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #716 on: March 13, 2016, 07:01:56 pm »
book a trip

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #717 on: March 13, 2016, 08:33:18 pm »
bed time early


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #718 on: March 14, 2016, 02:33:25 pm »
make some soup

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #719 on: March 14, 2016, 09:50:13 pm »
keep yourself warm


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!