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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: gay jesus?
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2015, 08:29:23 am »
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I suppose it can be important to an individual. But I have to wonder: does a woman (for example) need to consider Christ in a female form in order to achieve personal salvation?

I remember being in Catholic school, we were taught that God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were three in one, and God was always referred to as "Father" or "He".   Although, you have reminded me of a bit a saw a comedienne perform on TV once.

"My father was a reverand and he told me once:  "God is neither black nor white.  God is neither male nor female.  God is neither gay nor straight.  Do you understand what I'm trying to say?"

and I said:  "Yes dad.....God is Michael Jackson."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: gay jesus?
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2015, 08:40:52 am »
and I said:  "Yes dad.....God is Michael Jackson."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: gay jesus?
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2015, 06:39:01 am »
... a comedienne perform on TV once.

"My father was a reverand and he told me once:  "God is neither black nor white.  God is neither male nor female.  God is neither gay nor straight.  Do you understand what I'm trying to say?"

and I said:  "Yes dad.....God is Michael Jackson."

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: gay jesus?
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2015, 11:31:25 am »
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: gay jesus?
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2015, 04:50:11 pm »
I suppose it can be important to an individual. But I have to wonder: does a woman (for example) need to consider Christ in a female form in order to achieve personal salvation?
I don't know. from the standpoint of Christianity, salvation is a "leap of faith" , so if your faith is furthered by visualizing Jesus as a woman, or gay, or black - then the faith is furthered by you doing so.