High Priestess Meryl,
Congratulations! As my offering to you on this occasion, I'm awarding you a fly button off of JACK'S PANTS (your choice which button) and of course, any chance glimpses through the new gap in the fly. (Exciting prospect, considering those recent 'commando' pictures of Jake on our 'Jake, Jake, Jake' thread )
If you should decline to accept this award, I'm guessing that DavidinHartford would accept it on your behalf. That is, if he can find JAKE/JACK'S PANTS after they've been flung to a far corner of the Siesta Motel room somewhere in the South Pacific!
Affectionately,
Melinda/PANTS
P.S. Yes, you may use your teeth to gnaw through the thread for button removal while he's wearing them, if you'd like...
Melinda, I'm overcome by your award, coming as it does from the extraordinarily gifted and expressive
Voice of JACK'S PANTS herself! You are too generous!
David needn't trouble himself, as I'm only too happy to accept!
*Ahem* I'll have the lowest button, please.
David, just let me know when Jack puts The Pants back on again so I can claim my award. Not to worry, I'll be patient.
*Starts honing chewing technique*