Getting to know you...SPECIAL TREATS just for YOU!

[j.U.d.E.]

I posted there too! 

A night in a tent with Ennis?

Leslie! Leslie! Leslie! Unless you dress like Jack and have a sex-change, the night in a tent with Ennis will do nothing except keep you warm and have you smell like cat piss or worse..  I'm just saying that, because I want that night with Ennis!.... 

~ j U d E

[Ellemeno]

I'll have individualized SPECIAL TREATS for each of you later today.   Unstickying for now.

[YaadPyar]

I'll have incividualized SPECIAL TREATS for each of you later today.   

Goody - can't wait.  BTW, love the avatar.  You look a like more like Ennis than I expected though...or a coffee mug.  Not sure which is you.

[ednbarby]

Ooh, ooh - I want a prize!

I've already bored everyone silly over there with not one but *several* posts droning on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country, silly tourists barging in the queues, fat German businessmen forming pyramids in the pool and frightening the children, and how if you're not in the dining hall at spot on seven o'clock, you miss the Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup - the first item of international cuisine...

Oops, there I go again.  Anyway, since I've worn out my welcome over there and come back here to post about it, do I get an extra special prize made just for me???

[littledarlin]

i did it.  i want a trip to any whole foods!  who cares about jake, i need groceries!  lol

Andrew, you get a special showing of Office Space and Donnie Darko that you can invite your Brokie friends to and a 2 month supply of nicotine patches to put on the top shelf of your closet for when you are ready for them.  Also, a gift certificate to your favorite music store.  And a case of beans.  And a special fountain pen and ink.

sweet!

[RouxB]

Okay-where is my pressie?? Where is Ennis del Mar?!

[Ellemeno]

BTW, love the avatar.  You look a like more like Ennis than I expected though...or a coffee mug.  Not sure which is you.

Oh, I'm the mug, baby! 

[Ellemeno]

DavidinHartford, yours is a simple special treat - Jack's pick up truck and a date with the Connecticut Brokie of my choice [sic], at the nearest remaining drive-in movie.  And a matted and framed 1980 Wendy's menu.


yaadpyar, you get nominated for a Bodhi award and win.  And at the after party, with all the Boddhisattvas and all your Brokie friends, you get your wings.  You also get a chance to brush Heath's hair.


Jeff Wrangler, you get a leather notebook that coordinates with your new top to bottom leather cowboy outfit to wear to the New Yorker party thrown in your honor, as the author of the second gay cowboy short story they have ever printed.  All your Brokie buds will be there.  The author of the first gay cowboy story will be there, and will post a glowing review of the party in The Guardian.


lnicoll, well, you get the distinction of having your first book of short stories remain on The New York Times bestseller list for 32 weeks.  To celebrate your receiving The Booker Prize, all your Brokie friends will join you at the naturist resort of your choice for a long weekend.  And Brokeback Fever will be listed in the new DSM-V, though it won't be til the DSM-VI that it will receive its final name - Nicoll's Syndrome.


More SPECIAL TREATS coming later...

[Jeff Wrangler]

Jeff Wrangler, you get a leather notebook that coordinates with your new top to bottom leather cowboy outfit to wear to the New Yorker party thrown in your honor, as the author of the second gay cowboy short story they have ever printed.  All your Brokie buds will be there.  The author of the first gay cowboy story will be there, and will post a glowing review of the party in The Guardian.

Ooooh! Thanks, Elle! Yeehaw! (That's even better than Jake's jockstrap. ...)

[MaineWriter]

lnicoll, well, you get the distinction of having your first book of short stories remain on The New York Times bestseller list for 32 weeks.  To celebrate your receiving The Booker Prize, all your Brokie friends will join you at the naturist resort of your choice for a long weekend.  And Brokeback Fever will be listed in the new DSM-V, though it won't be til the DSM-VI that it will receive its final name - Nicoll's Syndrome.


More SPECIAL TREATS coming later...

You outin' me, Elle? 

For the resort, I'm picking Desert Shadows, in Palm Sorings. See ya in the hot tub, folks!

LHN