What does Tofurky taste like?
Crap.

But two of the vegetarians want it, so I'm doing it. I asked each person coming what they HAD to have for it to be the kind of Thanksgiving meal they want, and am either making that, or I found someone else to bring it. Luckily, no one is demanding.
It actually doesn't really taste bad, it's just kind of eh. I bet I would enjoy that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. I wonder if I TiVo the word "Tofurky" if I would eventually record that episode.