Post your teenage crushes... don't be shy!

[Ellemeno]

I remember Sandy Becker.  (Dimly)

Do you remember the Late Show movies, and how before the commercials they would show artwork of the city, a stylized, simple-ish drawing, and as the movie went on, and the night got later, more and more of the windows in the drawing went dark?  And remember the music to it, a ticking clock kind of song?

[MaineWriter]

I remember Sandy Becker.  (Dimly)

Do you remember the Late Show movies, and how before the commercials they would show artwork of the city, a stylized, simple-ish drawing, and as the movie went on, and the night got later, more and more of the windows in the drawing went dark?  And remember the music to it, a ticking clock kind of song?

I remember the drawing, but not the music.

Do you remember the Blue and Gold Show on Saturday mornings with Sandy Becker? The kids with the trunks and the keys?

L

[Ellemeno]

I remember the drawing, but not the music.

Do you remember the Blue and Gold Show on Saturday mornings with Sandy Becker? The kids with the trunks and the keys?

L

I just vaguely remember Sandy Becker, no trunks or keys.

[brokebackjack]

In the name a bleedin jesus doesn't ANYBODY have a teenaged fantasy that doesn't reek of cornfed Iowa wholesomeness???

I'm completely nauseated. It CANNOT be possible that only teenaged New Yorkers had active imaginations, even Donnie Darko turned down the tv volume and mentally humped Christina Applegate.

What the hell was wrong with you all when you were teenagers??

Don't even TRY to tell me that you had the whitebread hots for Gidget!!!!

[David In Indy]

In the name a bleedin jesus doesn't ANYBODY have a teenaged fantasy that doesn't reek of cornfed Iowa wholesomeness???
I'm completely nauseated. It CANNOT be possible that only teenaged New Yorkers had active imaginations, even Donnie Darko turned down the tv volume and mentally humped Christina Applegate.

What the hell was wrong with you all when you were teenagers??

Don't even TRY to tell me that you had the whitebread hots for Gidget!!!!

Sorry about that Jack. But growing up here in the Midwest, I was raised on cornfed wholesomeness too. Not Iowa wholesomeness though; Indiana wholesomeness!

Hoosier corn is better. Everyone knows that!   

[brokebackjack]

God help me David cause i don't think anybody else will.

I mean WTF, I had this imaginative bisexual fantasy about me Vinny Barberino and Catherine Deneuve in the back of a pick up truck by a lake, I had a LOT of fantasies but that one stands out for sheer creativity....


You had to think of SOMETHING in Indiana, not even in a RACE CAR?

[MaineWriter]

Well, I can honestly say, I never fantasized about Sonny Fox or Sandy Becker. Or even Soupy Sales! LOL.

But one of the teenage crushes that I posted long long ago...



A threesome with me and those guys? Yeah, it crossed my fevered adolescent brain, more than one time. 

L

[moremojo]

omg the ABSOLUTE ROCK BOTTOM worse ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The Brady Bunch

barf
puke
gag
roll over, play dead.

I always watched The Brady Bunch for laughs--never could take it seriously. I have an acquaintance who once met Ann B. Davis, and from his report she sounded like such a gracious and kind human being. And that's what I mainly think about The Brady Bunch now--how much of a family those people actually became while making that show. The show itself is so corny, but I think there was real love and camaraderie fostered on that set...and that's a beautiful thing.

[serious crayons]

In the name a bleedin jesus doesn't ANYBODY have a teenaged fantasy that doesn't reek of cornfed Iowa wholesomeness???

Here ya go, Jack, my biggest crush in high school. Does this help? He doesn't exactly reek of cornfed Iowa wholesomeness. I didn't have particularly imaginative fantasies -- just the usual -- but then, maybe that's because I grew up in the Midwest. Lately, of course, I've been fantasizing about someday snorting his ashes.

[Ellemeno]

I don't know, inee, he looks porn-fed to me.

(Not my best.)