That's why pets are better'n wives. Wives don't make you live longer. It just seems that way. ...Ba-da-bing!
LORD!!! You can say that twice and mean it!You been married before? ANother one!Statistics say Men die first. Do you know why?Because they want to!!!
LORD!!! You can say that twice and mean it!You been married before?
ANother one!Statistics say Men die first. Do you know why?Because they want to!!!
I was out at lunchtime to buy postage stamps, and the wind is fierce today. It'll put roses in your cheeks. All of 'em.
I don't know how many times oyu have to be told to keep your pants on in public. Sheesh...you men!!!
Hell, that wind was so damn cold you didn't hafta drop 'em to put roses in them cheeks! Think it was New England, or sumpin'. ...
Son...it was 18 degrees this morning. This is what I thought having a husband was all about...he takes the frikkin' dog out and you stay inside where it's nice and warm making breakfast muffins.